Kill your Meat before you Eat - Crayfish - Miguel Maestre

[alextang07021]

Ohh so thats how, WAIT..... WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAID ????

[Okin17]

Also remember to put whatever you find under your finger nails in the stock.

[ochasca]

thats not a crayfish, thats a lobster that had its pincers removed

[winkinsmileyface]

@ochasca Carribean lobsters don't have pincers

[Mugetsu309]

@ochasca LOL you're funny

[mattdpolzin]

im gonna put it bargonhice!

[mattdpolzin]

enrique englesias murders a crayfish

[Boodhunnilesh]

@mattdpolzin LMAO ! nice one

[EeyorePigletBff]

his voice amuses me

[rosealieposealie]

I'd hate to be the poor bastard who had to clean that bbq after he was finished.

[drunkinbda]

Those who think this video is torture don't know what they are talking about, plain and simple.

The LOBSTER is dead....look at the tail that flops down. I can tell you 100% that a living lobster does not do that. It would either be flapping it, or at least have some rigidity. I dont care if you think you saw the leg move...because you didn't see it the lobster move it itself..

[Hargaanti]

i wish he could cut his hand of trying to look cool brainless

[ThePaulZ0RZ]

His accent is awesome

[Jayd3e101]

choppity choppity choppity choppity

[jimmyseow1]

if miguel maestre is reading this u r a stupid and fucking funny moron

go learn proper english bitch

[sonicvstrex]

thank you for teaching me how to torture a cray fish and make sure it has a painful death is that even a crayfish arnt they small looks like a lobster to me

[chickenmanokout]

I like his accent :D

[anoxfordman]

why this moron doesn't try to improve his pronunciation?? it's embarrasing... 

[cokeizzay]

how does this guy make cooking food look so fucked up yet soo good

[allrsps]

whats wuda?

[BURRhypopo]

how do u know it wasnt dead before he broke it??.. unless u can prove it please dont say it... makes u look stupid

[sonicvstrex]

@BURRhypopo um its leg moved

[vvbn7890]

Good lord this guy is just fucking that crayfish up LOL

No mercy kill first, no humaneness...Just this soft, pink shirt wearing phillipino dude ripping the fuckin animal apart and then breaking its shit in the pot lol

[polentoni28]

@vvbn7890 hes spanish you dumb fuck

[vvbn7890]

@polentoni28 LOL UMAD BRO?

[damienw800i]

@montrealvii miguel mastre is spanish. idiot.

[oceantrolls73]

this guy is good.

[joyride199]

why didn't he kill it? before snapping off its tail .-. that was brutal

[javi5481]

Eres un guarro compadreeeeeeeee y tu ingles es horribleeeeeeeee. Das vergüenza ajena graciosillo de mierda.

[rjlas7]

I didn't know Enrique Iglesias was a chef.

[OreoIsYumm]

WHERE THE FK IS GORDON?!

[DieStadtNeckarsulm]

Ehm ? How About Killing It First Before Taking Of The Tail ?

[kiten21314]

should have killed his meat before he cooked

[PkDiuLay]

disgustin

[mezo1777]

3:10 on little of a time ?

[kenny222]

It's the bloody food chain. That's how it works. The best predator survives. Has a lion every hesitated and thought about a gazelles feelings? No. Then that's why it's fine to tackle drunk bitches.

[realisticHomeboy]

@kenny222 Retarded comment dude. Seriously, your reasoning is plain stupid. Just because some animals do worse, does not in any kind of way give you/us an excuse to do it too. Animals are animals. They don't know any better, and they do what they do for survival. We humans know better. We can kill the animal in a proper way, so we have no excuse for not doing so.

[Nanpa0]

That's not crayfish... that's a spiny lobster

[amandacuks]

i guess i had enuff of faggots (gays), vegans n conspiracy theorists...fuck u all

[JOkaiQ]

don't look nice...

[kkipling4]

Disgusting. I just lost my appetite.

[TheGuyThatDances]

Chopidy Chopidy Chopidy Chop.

[iNeedConcerta]

sick bastard ... at least kill it before

[loluaremad]

how do you know it was alive

[aerogirl1023]

I never want to eat again...

[iTzBrN]

@aerogirl1023 then die

[aerogirl1023]

@iTzBrN your face.

[GhillieSniperDuck]

LOL 3rd

[MrSolomobl]

I usually beat my meat before I eat. (I'm trying to say that I masturbate before I eat my food)

[TheDive99]

@MrSolomobl well they it has alot of protein. just remember to keep up with the pineapple juice.

[joyride199]

@MrSolomobl What you're trying to say, you masturbate before eating your boyfriends asshole?

[MrSolomobl]

@joyride199

Since when does food = boyfriend's asshole? What kind of fucked up shit are you doing?

[GGxSam]

@MrSolomobl thank you captain obvious



[kaotic1234]

real name of video: "how to torture and kill a crayfish"

[dunti21]

@kaotic1234 Where do you see torture? He killed in instantly...

[realisticHomeboy]

@dunti21 Would you die instantly if someone pulled your legs off?

[dunti21]

@realisticHomeboy I guess I would if I was torn in half before they pulled my legs off. Besides, it's a bloody crayfish, not a bloody African miner boy...

[realisticHomeboy]

@dunti21 It being a crayfish is not relevant. We can kill it in a proper way, so we have no excuse for not doing so.

[dunti21]

@realisticHomeboy I suppose the proper way is giving it it's last dying words, a nice comfy bed, and a painless injection. Tell it "it's like falling asleep, don't worry". And then give it a funeral afterwards. The guy killed in instantaneously, painlessly, and how it's done. I swear, you hippies lost touch with reality. By the way, I'm an animal person, and I love them. But certain things have their place.

[realisticHomeboy]

@dunti21 Would you die instantly and painlessly if someone pulled your legs off? Seriously dude, you are retarded, and you are clearly not an animal person. Alone the fact that you would assume I'm some kind of hippie, and that you have to attempt to be all condescending, shows you are just an ignorant person.

[dunti21]

@realisticHomeboy You're ignorant for not trying to understand that it was already dead before he pulled the legs off.

[realisticHomeboy]

@dunti21 It's not dead. It's just been on ice, so it's not moving much.

[gamefreak1238]

@kaotic1234 that is not a cray fish

[Andreh78]

@kaotic1234 it was dead, and it was a lobster.

[zneocide]

@kaotic1234 Crayfish are barely above cockroachs on the animal tree. 

[bluekrackmunky]

@kaotic1234 Know your fucken animal you stupid PETA fuck head.

[b4huxley]

@kaotic1234 welcome to the food chain

[TheIrishEnigma]

@kaotic1234 It's scientifically proven that animals taste 167% better when they die in pain, it may seem harsh, but people deserve good food.

I personally intend to be barbecued alive at the end of my life and force fed to starving children in Africa.

[toxin689]

@kaotic1234 just because it doesnt show him killing it doesnt mean it wasnt dead before he cooks it

[FlipingTaco]

FIRST HAhahahha