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  • Hey, little kid, how bout running into old faithful while its errupting?? kid - "YAH!! THATS A GOOD IDEA!!"

  • This is funny until you realize he is blind 

  • Does anyone else get a tingle in their legs when he hits the cement?

  • IM DUMB PAPA, YES YES YOU ARE.

  • cook my papa

  • stick that kid in SPED, immediately!

  • lol why does he sound older than he looks xD

  • okay papa

  • this simply got a thumbs down as that kid is blind. its original name was blind German kid and his parents are sick fuckers. not blaming you

  • lol fali

    

  • Damn you Red Bull. You lied

  • Depth perception is a little bit off.

  • He get's a 10 from me. :D

  • WOW.

    I would totally disown him....

  • AH FUCK! Just thinking of your toes rolling to the bottom of your foot, and feeling a scrape going along the top of your foot and then your knee, fuck!

  • all i saw was a normal american child.......he will grow up to be fat like a normal american.....nothing wrong here

  • Wow, who ever posted this vid sure is the dumbest of them all.

  • "Cook my papa!"

    "Hey! B*stard!"

    That's what you get for trying to cook your dad! :P

  • @FailWinVids

    it's german

    Guck mal Papa -- look dad

    Ja, was den? -- yes, what is it?

    just in case you didn't know...... :)

  • i hate u all being mean it was a accident those things happen all the time

  • it's funny cuz he's retarded

  • my conclusion is that the kid is mental, blond and blind the end. and i had to say this @cacahead97 the ground probably had a bad fracture the kid just lost brain cells through his knees the end. Ps the kid didn't have that many brain cells to begin with.

  • note to self dont do shrooms before swimming

  • it was only 5 seconds long so i HAD to check it out

  • he was haveing lagg... :0

  • this kid is gonna grow up to be one brilliant man

  • when did you realize your child was handicapped?

    uhh right about here...

  • oh god this is funny ever time i watch it

  • Thank you!!! Oh really, you're too kind!!! You're welcome!!! Thank you!!! This is me!!!

  • LOL

  • is he blonde or blind?

  • can i get pregnant from this?

  • hey stop picking on that blind kid he clearly can not see the pool RIGHT in front of him

  • "Son, i am dissapoint"

  • He's blind, but it's still funny, also I know i'm going to hell...

  • Wow thats pretty hard on the knees lol

  • I can't get enough of this! And I first saw it back in 1998.

  • hahah he is very dumb i bet his feet hurt a lot!!

  • SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • I see a politician in the making.

  • The poor kid had just never jumped in a pool before and probly thoght he could jump as far as super heros...give him a break with all t

    he criticism

  • @TheMundleBundle

    Yeah, leave Britney alone !

  • @TheMundleBundle

    Um.. no.

  • at least his arm made it :D

  • He thought he find a glitch. =]

  • good thing they have handicapped spaces at swimming pools

  • This was added on my birthday!

  • was it warm

  • I hate it when that nappens 0_o

  • U guys do know he is blind right??

  • @ShadxSilv why do blind kids even swim? *closes eyes, goes for a dive, and breaks skull in the 3 ft area

  • damnn..dat lil kid astoopid

  • Little boy : Here I go! *Blump* What the fuck just happend?

  • toddler. so funny. true toddlers are dumb but thats because they did not goto school yet

  • YA AR BAST ARD

  • probably a case of little boy made by same family people

  • good thing he didnt go head 1st

  • Wow wut a dumb ass

    Kid haha

  • OMG i remember that I watched this vid when I was alot younger, maybe 6 years ago, damn I rofl:d

  • Damn the tides out. It always does that!

  • germans... well that explains it

  • "oh know now who will sell oranges on the off-ramp" -(Homer Simpson)

  • Poor kid must of had his eyes shut and miscalculated the distance...........ouch

  • DERPPPPP

  • PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Hahaaaa.  Wat an idiot lol

  • ouch, that hurt me.....

  • wie blöd kann man sein xD

  • Well, the world needs ditch-diggers, too.

  • Dangg!

  • thiz kid is stupid..JK..:D

  • Loool

  • Hahahahahaha

  • want too se a nice teleport keep pressing 2 and 3

  • 0:03 free replay jump :)

  • hes blind :/

  • Are people seriously that stupid to do crap like that?

  • Haha thats one way to snap your tendons i guess XD

  • lmaoooo poor kid! 

  • Somebody is mental....

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  • lol. OOPS!

  • some send this to RWJ!

  • Did he die

  • Someone needs to go to Lenscrafters.

  • fuckin idiot

  • the title is dumbest kid ALIVE...he wouldve been the funniest

  • Oh bless, I was kinda rooting for him, I mean we all knew he wouldn't make it, but wasn't there a tiny part in us all who wanted him to do it? Or is that just me?

  • That's Gotta Hurt feel sorry 4 you little dude

  • @HeAd2tOeS1234 thx 4 your thoughts I made up the blind bit for people to show sympathy for him and to not pick on him I'm sorry if that offended you in a way

  • kid: dad look!

    dad: so what?

  • where a spectacle

  • i ment Adamslurch74

  • In fackt i would!Im only 14 ok so stop b ing mean to me plaese!To @Adamslurchil

  • i bet he had his eyes Closed :)

  • how far did he really think he was gunna jum

  • I HOPE YOU KNOW EVERYBODY THAT IS PICKING ON THIS KID IS A JERK THIS KID IS BLIND YOU WOULD NO ABOUT IT IF YOU WATCH THE NEWS YOU LOSERS

  • @JAPZSASHUFFLER fail troll

  • @JAPZSASHUFFLER makes it funnier.

  • @JAPZSASHUFFLER blind?! whatta load of bullshit if it was blind why wud it be allowed to go swimming then but i do agree with you that it is jus a little kid your a loser for picking on him.

  • FUCKEN RETARD LMAO

  • lawlz!

  • This kid now has 7 toes.

  • 1, pause

    2. play

    3. keep pressing 3

    He's saying ten , ten ,ten ..

  • press f13 for god!

  • that kid has no perception of distance WHAT SO EVER!

  • @AHHHblahblahblah It looks like he thought that dark line was the edge of the pool.

  • press 2 then quickly press 1 and it sounds like justin beber

  • has anyone come to the conclusion that this kid is actually blind?

  • Omg....... is the ground ok?

  • DUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S

  • Lol

    

  • well we all learned a very valuable lesson from this, 1; "that" cement is solid usually, 2; when it is, you cant jump into it, and 3; when you do, that it causes pain and bleeding, and more brain damage.

  • WTF?? IQ = 14 ?

  • Thank god he had his floaties on :p

  • The boy jumped b 4 he would make it in the pool!LOL

  • @MatthewKitamura no shit captain obvious, now do you wish to tell us anything else that we can see with our own eyes?

  • wtf....

  • DUDE DONT HAVE ANY MORE KIDS OK HELP THIS WORLD OUT

  • ... color blind, anyone?

  • If you keep pressing 4 it looks like something out of the matrix

  • Is it weird that it goes from 0:04 to0:06?

  • wow you know hes disabled

  • I heard this was a german blind kid & his dad convinced him that he was a certain distance from the pool so he went and jumped.

  • press 1 ova and ova

  • when u press 2 it sounds like he's saying Pastel(Spanish as In Cake)

  • just 3 more feet and he would have nailed it!

  • Lol awwwww he fort he could make it with a big boy run up

  • hahaha what a cock

  • Duds move the pool closer to the left please

  • the smartest white kid i have seen

  • @smoothtalk01 dumb people you can find in all colors.

  • @smoothtalk01 statistically, that does not make sense.

  • he could be nearsighted, or he could be wearing binoculars, i am fail too and can relate to this

  • I'm not so think as you dumb I am!

  • why you dont dive where there are ' no diving allowed signs/paintings

  • LOL His eyes was closed!

  • that kid has a disease, hes not dumb

  • 1, pause

    2. play

    3. keep pressing 4

    And thats how it looks when a rabbit jump.

    And the sound is awesome!!!!!!!

  • @runescapemanalbol1 how funneh is that!

  • @runescapemanalbol1

    same but press 7

    and he's vomiting

    xD

  • @sometime1lol1 There is no 7

  • @Gibbus43

    in your keyboard moron!

  • @runescapemanalbol1 keep pressing 1 funnier :D

  • THIS KID SUCKS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I dont know if it has been said before, but i think the kid thinks the black line is the border of the swimming pool. So he jumps thinking hes above water. Else hes the dumbest kid alive!

  • thats german

    he says "look at me dad"

    dad:What ya want from me

  • he's lost his depth vision...

  • haha look at the very end, they blanked his face out, just in case people see him in the street to laugh and point.

  • look at me papa :D

    ok im lookin >.>

    *crack*

    I already started laughtin readin the title but when i wathed the vid i lmao'd xD

  • I would drown that child if he were mine....

  • awww he thinks hes spider man.

  • how is this funny??! it looks so painful O.O

  • Scrapped knee caps there ouch

  • Its becuase he ran eyes closed..

  • eye theynk eyem dummer den hem.

  • BAHAHAHAH

  • lol lil early on the jump kid

  • lol keep clicken on 0:02 seconds lolz

  • ooooowwwww i can just think of getting road burn

  • Ok, that is the most fail moment I have seen !!!

  • THUMS UP IF YOU PUT YOUR MOUSE ON 2:0 AND PRESSED WHEN HE GASP AND HERED HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU­HUH LOL

  • Stupid kid....

  • considering how stupid he is, i dont think he's a live anymore.

  • This really makes me laugh. He holds his nose like he fort he wood make it. Awwww x

  • lmao what a fuckin retard

  • your not black kid, try jumping a little later next time

  • Seriously! How dumb can you get?

  • if you play 0:02 over and over it sounds like a horse...

  • that was his 12th attempt

  • 500% gravity.

  • I think he miscalculated the jump there...

  • it gets funnier every timee!! is the lady saying cook my pasta or cook my papa or what?? its a hillarious vid in general!

  • epic faill..

  • what language is tht?

  • @sheikwatch101 german

  • koek mal papa

    Ja was steen?

  • @7JDH7NL7

    guck mal papa

    ja was denn? :) so ist es richtig :)

  • @lolzim8888 ahahah ok

  • hahha lol