Anti-Ninja Turtle Propaganda

[NaTaSBlood]

I think I have a book I got at a goodwill by this nutjob. 'Halloween and Satanism' it's just to funny.

[meowbluekitty]

Mmmmm....beef stick...

[TediI47]

those three kids sound ridiculously radicool

[MohamedDerProlet]

Let's hope for them Raphael doesn't get his hands on that tape...

[MrDjl4]

You know these guys play with their Turtle toys when they are alone.

[edward18517]

...how's Splinter the hero? That's like calling Obi Wan the hero of Star Wars or Master Roshi the hero of Dragon Ball!...and what magic? Bebop and Rocksteady can't lead a Foot squad correctly let alone use mysticism!...

[CaptainAshSpearow]

2:11 Are they seriously riffing on Vanilla Ice? I was a baby when he was popular, and I'm old enough to know that he's a Disneyfied version of a rapper!

[Clay3613]

I support these guys! I despise and loathe the Ninja Turtles for killing off The Real Ghostbusters.

[fslayer1290]

@Clay3613

Haha! I thought I was the only one that remembered that. Sadly, I jumped upon the Turtle train too!

[fingerblasterBeast]

@Clay3613 thats cuz your a pussy

[TheRoomy]

That was S02E02 of the Simpsons, and the secretary was named Karl. This video was made in the early 90s, and I don't think Mr Smithers was made to be gay yet at season 2. They speak as if that episode is somewhat new, but since it's the start of the second season, I think Mr. Smithers is still just a generic assistant character. Also he's not Homer's secretary. But Karl is, and I bet they would think he's gay just because his voice is different, which is what assholes like them do.

[TheRoomy]

They talk about Homer's secretary at one point trying to seduce him because the secretary was homosexual. Were they talking about the old episode where Home got hair and was given that really dedicated secretary? The one with the raspy voice from the guy in Independence day? That character wasn't gay, nor did they even try to hint that he was. He had a weird voice, but the character was supposed to be a completely platonic relationship where he truly wanted to help Homer. These fuckin' guys.

[findingphunc]

CINCO

[sledzeppelin]

Poor fellas. Scared of everything.

[9262ABC]

Where did that huge Bebop figure come from? They made a toy that looks just like that but obviously smaller. Maybe that huge one is a prototype or something.

[kidwreck1632]

they give kids no credit ... i grew up off of this show .... cops use gats those are more dangerous than nun-chucks (no hate 2 guns) kids arent fucking retarded

[casualkite79]

I'm sure at the second coming when Jesus sits at the right hand of God [REALLY!!?] ,he'll fucking love watching episodes of teenage mutant HERO turtles instead of seeing a bunch of believers wearing his image on the cross,like he needs reminding of his crucifiction.

BTW hero turtles was bobbins and i'm agnostic.

[SandmanCCL]

Goodness, these guys think MC Hammer is a bad role model? Just because his music was "rap?" I take it they never actually listened to any of the lyrics and just labeled it as "bad for the youth" off that fact alone, because Hammer is a pretty great man in terms of his contributions in helping inner city crowds. He's also an ordained minister as of like 1998 or something.

[aukscunas]

You paranoid assholes

[squarepusher645]

Lmao, where are these jolly lads today?

[TheWanderingYokai]

It's things like this that make me glad I'm an athiest.

[inputverifier]

@TheWanderingYokai Hurray for not believing that silly childrens' shows are actually REAL ;-) Grown adults, never the less... Believing that their kids' shows are real.... LOL

And please demonstrate to me where the turtles or even the bad guys ever used MAGIC.... Wasn't it just a matter of mutations, and monsterish bad guys? MAYBE not what young kids should be watching, but, MAGIC????

[danHowse]

HERO QUEST!!!! - I saw it!

My whole family played that game, it was so fun. I can remember my parents always telling us we can't play D&D (we went to church every sunday)... now to see Hero Quest is evil, if only my parents knew, they loved playing it with us

[mitts61]

WHAT CHURCH IS THIS FROMMMMM!!!!!!!?????????

[lelekendude]

i wonder what their kids receive as christmas presents, i guess an unpainted wooden cross or a jesus candle..

[ScientologySucksAss]

Ninja's were ressistance fighters who fought against the Samuria. Ninja's were nothing more than peasents who trained with special weapons.

[TopJPO]

@ScientologySucksAss Your exactly right, weapons like the tonfa and nun chucks were all improvised from farm tools.

[DrRandomFactor]

4:22 That kid knew what she was doing.

[SolarEXtract]

I want to party with these guys.

[MalwareDubstep]

A rat name splinter

[RAspper0]

He's just mad, TNMNT got more pussy then him

[TopJPO]

I was disagreeing with everything ... then he mentioned Vanilla Ice and i was like... " Well..."

[rutterb0]

As a Christian, I hate seeing stuff like this. I'm sure Christ really wants his followers to ignore the poverty and hunger they see around them and spend their time crusading against cartoon characters. Hopefully, these people have reevaluated their priorities since making this video.

[dspy2]

@rutterb0 Well said, I totally agree.

[blackworrior57]

booo hate people like this

[Treefinger1]

these guys missed the enlightment

[tmntleo45]

What the shell.....magic.....wait....O_­O they saw into the future of the ninja turtles 

[metalboardin]

his mullet is luscious 

[greenbergjn]

Illegal in Canada? OH NOES!

[kowy88]

And our heroes use nunchuks...they are FUCKING NINJAS!

[LetsPlayDMods]

So, how do they entertain themselves? They're also basically saying other religions are bad, while Christianity is good. Really?!

[rawar777]

That guy's mustache & mullet instills trust in me.

Although I have to agree, nun chucks *are* dangerous.

[itsnotloopus]

Maybe this is a High Art Video and they are Trolling Christians. Elaborate performace of Ebayesque collectables if I may say Ole' Chaps. Cowabunga Moth Eaters!

[joemamablows247]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pepperoni sticks?  I want some of those right now, goddamnit.

[derek11111111123]

No one listens to a man in a mullet!

[phaikia13]

It's called having an imagination.



[Turaziel]

what's the dungeon and dragons like game at 2:54 called?

[LanfeustDeGlinin]

@Turaziel they name it witchcraft or some like that in the video, no?

[paulthewhite]

@Turaziel Heroquest.

[tv16bit]

how are you mad at fucking nunchucks while two of the other turtles uses weapons made of actual fucking metal?!

[KevinLounsberry]

I bet that guy's never watched an episode of tmnt

[Vergereth]

we've got a michael jackson chocolate bar that's mainly just in the shape... of his penis

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

Holy shit kids might make their own nun-chucks from watching TMNT? Who would ever think to tie two sticks together? What a dangerous weapon we've put into the hands of our children.

[DAVETYIOP]

They want to play!

[seanys]

Damn, some of that stuff is cool. Where can I get it? The 80's?

[Irishfreedom]

OMFG IT'S KENNY POWERS!!! 0:58

[bahgheera]

At least they were spot on about Vanilla Ice.

[jkgb1985]

Fuck you bitch _|_

Teenage Mutanta Ninja Turtles rules !!!!

[LoungeFly02]

Vanillia Ice wealthy...?

[dirtyford1986]

well now i know y i turned out the way i did. Turtle Power

[MultiTrogdor]

"Ninja's were assassins... they were not good people"

Crusaders were mass murderers, they were not good people.

[1230hagen]

@MultiTrogdor "Ninjas were assassins... they were not good people

To add to your comment about crusaders, Priests have raped little children. They are not good people. In fact, god flooded the earth and killed millions of people, he was not a good person!

[killswitch001]

you people do realize that cartoons are developed by artists and written by comedians.. as an artist i have to say you people are all wrong just because your not creative doesnt mean because i want my main character a turtle is anything to do with religion. hahah omg "jesus" doesnt want cartoons of animals now.. great,which is more likely gunna make a kid start a forest fire, a book with a talking flaming bush or smokey the bear

[Groth1175]

"The Force" is from Star Wars, not ninja turtles, this shit is brilliant Im amazed by the silly childish things these adult human beings are saying, unbelievably gunny!

[DerOrk]

Turtles fight with white magic...?

[TrollMaster5]

That michael jackson chocolate bar must be worth so much money today

[awkwardpizza]

I'm a ninja turtle and I'm offended.

[UltraPrimal]

2:25 Ah, man! I had those slippers when I was a little kid! Daahhhhhh!

[chasegassaway]

@UltraPrimal I had those, too! Raphael and everything!

[RitaBlaze]

0:01-0:06 Why is the TV on and in the shot?

[HCShannon]

@RitaBlaze He's secretally a Tiny Toons fan!

[js0300]

I grew up in Christian home and my parents didn't mind any of the cartoons i watched. It's sad how little info people need on something to believe they fully understand it. God I'd love to see these guys faces when Ren and Stimpy hit the seen along with Rocko's Modern Life.

[caffeind78]

You need the teething biscuits to eat the meat steak. Strong teeth required.

[js0300]

OMG! That is so sad.

[ODACerberus]

I say fuck the invisible man that lives in the sky. We've got to get that evil bastard before he kills us all.

[breto112]

"shit, i'm outta here" -little girl

[joeytheshonen1]

Wait.... Didn't they have to buy all this stuff? so they spent money, therefor stimulating the sales of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[heredda01]

I like how they are afraid of nun-chucks but not the swords.

[pll89]

Oh Christian extremists you so SILLLY!

[EuroHEV]

Thank the almighty god that I am an Atheist. XD

[plasticbazooka]

Der's magic in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??? OH MY GOD!

[cheripiez67]

i like how the little girl is like i'm outta here

[jwillette888]

@madeofmollasses Indeed, these guy are hypocritical dueche bags

[jwillette888]

Uneducated, misinformed, and full of shit about 90% of what you just said, you are. Fuckig psychotic for believing in a man who lives in the sky, you are.

[RaphGirl]

Oh nose!!! A Michael Jackson chocolate bar!! It's the end of the world!! We are doooomed!!

This video is just bizarre! The TMNT do not use magic!!

[thespeedobandito]

2:55 What is that game? I remember playing it as a kid, but I can't remember. It was the shit though!

[blobbybag]

'Their guru is a rat named splinter, you heard it here first folks'

I doubt many people did.

[SonnyBone]

Somebody lock me up because I'm going to murder these fucking goofballs.

[ragillispie93]

Thou shalt not compete thy brainwashing with the church's brainwashing!

[schnurren]

DON'T BASH THE NINJA TURTLES!!!!

[alZiiHardstylez]

'Cause fuck marketing.

[J35SE]

haha Black side of the force

[Delcat42]

Thank you for uploading this glorious bullshit. My mother never bought into this stuff, but the parents of most of my church friends did, so it adds a nice patina of nostalgia to the base hilarity.

Speaking of nostalgia, that comic he shows is a reprint of the old Mickey Mouse strips from the first half of the century. I thought it was just NOW that Satan was targeting our kids, and everything before 1969 was all American and pure and glorious?

[rikardosandoval]

Nice christian mullet :D

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

the virginity is strong in these guys O_o

[pwnernumberone]

Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer and Michael Jackson.

Name three artists that no longer have a career.

[PigsCanFly2day]

A Michael Jackson chocolate bar?  That's ironic.

[microchook]

Vanilla Ice... wealthy!.. BHAHAHAHAHA 

[TheWu1821]

these christian fucks!

[Frusciantefan77]

Ooh he straight up dissed Vanilla Ice.

[LeonReal77]

Okay, tell me, after watching this video, that you don't need to be retarded in order to be a Christian.

[SketchyFletchy]

At 0:45 - is that Christian Ron Jeremy?!

[Iksbrown]

Hail Master Splinter!

[Themistertaco]

whats so demonic about mchael jackson, thats just horrible

[efatarocks]

Great, more douchebags giving us Christians a bad name >_>

[kostenko9]

@efatarocks yeah dude such bullshit.

[fervalle435]

i like turtles

[xzeroXsmash]

turtle are jedis assassin??

[brunsworks]

"We're not sure what all of this is, but we condemn it!"

[Madeofmolasses]

2:59 and the Bible has such jems as: mass murder at the hands of an invisible man in the sky, rape, war, talking snakes, sawing babies in half, and zombies (Jesus).

[igottubed]

"you heard it here first, the hero is a rat name Splinter"!lol

[hollywood21639]

fucking jesus freaks..

[Gasosag]

In before these Christian knuckleheads flag a DMCA claim.

[alahos]

I believe the guy is walking on his knees @ 2:57

[Staunts]

Christianity: the acceptable occult practice!

[BlackTapeGrrl]

I guess my mother-in-law, brother-in-law, sister-in-law (all conservative Christians) are all going to hell, simply because they played Dungeons and Dragons back in the day. My husband is also going to hell for playing D&D, being into Ninja Turtles as a kid, and being indifferent to religion. These people just don't want kids (or any adults, for that matter) to have any fun, it seems. Unless, of course, it's on THEIR terms.

[evimisu]

As a Canadian, I'm ashamed of these guys. 

[wandaslice]

The Xtian is a strange an unusual creature

[imanerd000]

funny how the bible also talks about demons, death, the devil, etc...

[unacomn]

By Odin's beard, there was so much concentrated stupid in that video that it overflowed the stupid filters and caused a flood of stupid that is now swallowing the town, drowning it in it's stupid depths of stupidity.

[PunkyBear36]

3:09 Yeah, because South African kids have the same background and upbringing as North American kids, and behave the exact same way.

[TheAbsoluteLegend]

It is these sorts of people that give the rest of us a bad name....They're really blowing things out of proportion to the point that the creators of the objects obviously didn't even intend.

[pookiebear32]

According to this video: Nun chucks are obviously of the devil--dangerous weapons used by evil assassins from that peninsula (?) Japan (which I believe is pronounced ha-pan). It's not that I worship a medieval torture device or an ancient, spiteful god who kills the masses. That's just blasphemy. The bible is full of good, wholesome historical events which couldn't have included rape, murder, or incest.

[mezi363]

oh shat! this is gold. where you find these kind of awful gems is beyond me.

[88SHC]

These peaple literally came from under a rock.

[DogmanFilms]

4:22 Is that vaseline on the lens?

[ProfDrMrWeedgood]

I want my toys back!!!!!!



[ProfDrMrWeedgood]

Vanilla Ice one of the more wealthiest hahahaha

[Sinsinious]

they bring up the nun chucks but not the katanas or scythes

[PunkyBear36]

Dead Homer Society brought me here.

[WILIZIN]

I am catholic. And I find this offensive. Guys like these should stop speaking and do some damn research.

[skippydeenice]

christians are ridiculous

[yadiggems]

WHAT! all 4 of them trained their asses off they didnt all of sudden get awesome kick ass skills



[buckrooster793]

being a christian means only believing in one fantasy

[Produckshinz]

1:54

"YOU ARE TEARING ME APAHT, FUN FRUIT TREES!"

-Nostalgia Critic

[duz32]

I had the Ninja turtle slippers

[SaltyFrank]

Oh My God Hero Quest at 2:55. That game was fun! Anyone else every play Hero Quest or the other game they came out with later Battle Masters? 

[artilleryboy1]

How fucking stupid. If they were really Christian they would just forgive people and piss off.

[raydowntownlv]

LOLz

[Looneytoons182]

u know whats a sin? that fat fucks mullet

[Turtleproof]

Christianity is such a crappy cult.  Everything is terrible.

[steviesama]

"Jesus: I will create man and woman with original sin. Then I will impregnate a woman with myself so I can be born. Then I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to." -The Internet

[steviesama]

This is completely fucking retarded... sigh.

[hunden8404]

I cannot believe this is not a joke...

[hunden8404]

Holy shit! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle beefstick!! We are all going to hell....

[koneye]

So cristianity is right , but everything that is different is wrong , nice , real nice

[demonX666]

Humm.... a show I loved watching as a kid that tough me to stand up to bully's and do the right thing was leading me down a road to the devil? well damn I guess I need to go sacrifice a goat or two now.

[abernick86]

thank "god" i don't believe in this people's shit...!!!

[cordelb94]

Wow... I'm glad I'm an Atheist...

[greed13X]

Christians don't think pizza is totally radical!

[1Darkkey]

Funny how he says "Demons, and Ghouls, and Death, and ah Nightmares, and Graveyards, and Great Fear" while holding a Cute ass stuffed animal...lol

[GilbertSmith]

Talented at making money? Yeah, that describes Vanilla Ice.

And isn't MC Hammer a preacher now?

[NataliePsycho]

4:18

Christian: Okay we're gonna read the bible no- Rosie, don't you wanna read with us?

Little Girl: Fuck you, Bitch! I'm gonna go watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

[lycerkie]

These guys would have a field day with the modern TMNT cartoons. In the reincarnation of our beloved cartoon they turned Shredder into an alien. Actually there was an alien in the original cartoon, I wonder why they didn't mention that...

[gronie17]

He looks just like the EPA guy from Ghostbusters.

[Floovf]

I had those slippers. They were both comfortable and well-made.

[orwellianson]

See this is religion is such horse shit... they take offense to everything and spew their vomitous refuse off of everything else they deem unsavory or contrary to their beliefs... such morons.

[jakcloudhighwind]

@orwellianson ....which means 90% of what we enjoy is consider a sin and unholy? seems about right.

[MCAMar00]

Vanilla Ice, probably one of the most talented...I'm glad he didn't finish that sentence hahahaha

[theZodiacDigital]

DUDE. I want some turtles mac n cheese. PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THAT SHIT AGAIN. oh shit. I HAD THOSE SLIPPERS. I wore them till they were nearly completely destroyed. I like how he points out how ninjas were assassins irl, as if the turtles bore any resemblance to real-life ninjas in any way. "MC Hammer is not a role model Christians should emulate" but non-Christians definitely should strive for that! SHIT. I SHOULD HAVE MADE MY OWN NUNCHUKS. i wish these dudes had given me the idea earlier!

[sanoichiro]

Middle aged virgins are scary

[sanoichiro]

Nunchakus This is the most hilarious video ever.

[Jesterclown17]

@xfubar

Oh the irony, oh the irony...

[PopVulure]

You know I kind of wish this was all people had to worry about instead of the problems we have now, but actually we have these problems now because of the problem of pompous windbags like these selling their douchey video tape. No ninja turtles are to blame for this problem just the basic christian values these people choose to ignore; love and charity.

[Jesterclown17]

... I'd love to see those guys answer one single question.

How many times HAVE the Ninja Turtles used their weapons to harm or even kill someone in the decade they were on television during the 80's and 90's?

And how many people have been harmed/killed/tortured/abused in the bible?

Yeah...

[alsoknownasceasar]

I swear THIS GUY is actually Satan!

[AVClarke]

What a bunch of gobbledygook.

It's idiots like that who suppress and destroy our kids' imaginations. I'm very fortunate that I wasn't raised by closed-minded fools like these.

[randomheroes4life]

I laugh at 1:14 every time. "beef stick"

[ghettoManga]

@randomheroes4life me too! "BEEF STICK!"

[Planetsacramento]

No mention of Joe Camel?

[Zuke1313]

So who else watched this and thought, "I wish I had half that stuff!"

[PoppaBoogaloo]

0:37 Dat Mullet...