Real Life SUCKS!!

[aidsbutt]

hey im just taking a shot in the dark here, but would you happen to be jewish?

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

See what dangerous narcotics coupled with retardation can do, kids? Learn, and be wary.

[KingOfYou141]

Thats because your old...

[serendipiteey]

Hey there!! You are HILARIOUS!!!! - I so very much needed a laugh today - a crappy day all the way around... Thank YOUUU!!! LOL!!!

Carie - Cape Cod, Massachusetts

[Zipster08]

@serendipiteey Glad you got a kick out of it! THANKS!!!

[Zalbar84]

it's hard to navigate your way through a grocery store? They arrange all the items on shelves in straight rows which are all marked with signs to guide you...

[Hunkerbunker346]

that's life man that's life drink a beer and fohgetaboutidddd

[Gagasmonster25]

Dude why is everyone hating on him???

[Englishteapot]

zipster where I'm from people are rude and they are jack asses and people put stress on me asking me for rides when my car is old and I'm not a taxi service and tell you the truth life sure does suck

[1canheat]

Love ya too .Please keep-em comin. =]

[leirgauk]

WTF!?? YOU'RE A MAN?!? OMG!!!! OH MY GOOOD!!! ALL THIS TIME I SPENT THINKING U WERE ACTUALLY A.... OH MY GOD!!! i feel so... omg... *BLRRRRRRF!!"*

[manakurei]

I'm going to tell god that Real Life is a horrible game, the graphics suck, the cast is too huge, it's repetitive, too many people act out of character, the plot makes no sense, character design is flawed, there are no save or respawn points, and the game is too predictable.

[SPOILER ALERT]

Every character in RL dies at the end.

[6rockthehellout6]

@manakurei just wait for a update maybe the graphics will get better lol

[ShabbyEskimos]

LMFAO I LOVE YOU UR AWSOMEE...DONT LISTEN TO THOSE PEOPLE I THINK UR MADDD FUNNYY :D <333

[Zipster08]

@Camaromandave98 BIGOT!

[myfriendshipisyou]

lol

[tmk2009videos]

your a funny old man

[futuristfood]

you said it zipster.

[strawberrysupreme]

You rock Zipster!

[Jamie6796]

you are fuckinn crazzy dudeeee

hahaah you made me crack up so hard i cryed haha i love the ending!!!

your amazinggg dont die soon!!

[JakubAnalysis]

God I love your laugh. ^^

[EmoPrincess12312]

I love his vids...haters :<

[R10TxxxR3C0n]

umm are you 80 years old, and homosexual? kill yourself

[justwhipit]

Never make a video like this again!

In case ur thinking about it, go to the top of a realllli high building and think how you'd look like if u were to jump off. Thats the way i feel right now.

[Jiffmon2high]

i don´t see a point of this video, but keep on.. ^^

[SAMPKING546]

i want to kill my self.

[craigrbb]

Grow up, you are old, you're a creep

[Zipster08]

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! You think it's clever to give people the finger on chat roulette....what does that make you? A DOUCHE BAG!

[craigrbb]

@Zipster08 The fact you replied in about 20 seconds shows that you're a loser and are probably sitting at your computer 24/7. I done the chat roulette vid for fun, i'm 20, i have a great social life don't judge me. If some kids parents could see what you're doing on here they would report you to the police and you would be put on the sex offenders register.

[Zipster08]

Look who's judging who!!! I'll stick with my assessment of you being a DOUCHE BAG!!

[krocialblack]

@craigrbb lol Your just a troll who goes around and talk shit on youtube and got shitty videos at that. Everybody hates you, I've read your channel comments and yes people think your a loser including me. You fail at life. Get a job an education and some social friends and maybe stay off the computer. Either that or save the world from your stupidity and jump off the nearest and highest cliff. The choice is yours. Either way Zipster will always be 10x's cooler than you will ever be.

PWNED!!!

[livla1a2b3c]

well nobody is interested in you fucking history...

[Zipster08]

Wanna bet? ASSHOLE! How many people watch your videos?

[rfcsahinrfc]

@Zipster08 Your like something out of nightmare on elm street...

[21Beckham]

@Zipster08 ur sooo stupid and not funny

[canadaboy1000]

I LOVE YOUUU

[mannyallen24]

I love you too

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

This is hilarious. I have no idea what's going on , but this guy is such a card. I'd fucking love to meet him.

[tina2793]

me too,,,,,,he would be awesome to party with eh?

[karateGoalie]

hehe lol btw where i am its wedness day

[XxKillaXxKachinaXx]

u r awesum ^.^ i luvz ur laugh an dur vid made my day

[GazZzuu]

LOL .... his laughers!hya hya hya hya hya

[FLABERGAG]

.....

[crusher955]

Funny laugh!

[T0mmyboy100]

I love this guy's laugh. XD

[YouSuck4RL]

The reason why the Real Life Sucks is because your around you old idiot

[911popos]

Lol your weird i have no idea what just happened but im soooooo sucribing!!!!

[Leopardgecko1000]

Lol imagine having a grandpha like him XD

[LoveIsADarkPlace]

This does'nt make a damn bit of sense at all. Sorry' but what was the point here?

[tokyomilkshake2]

wow this why the song life's gonna suck was made, i practically live off of it.

[alwaysfilou]

Oh you naughty naughty

[screamsofcross]

OHHHH YOU DROPPED THE F BOMB LOL

[mykatamari]

This guy does an excellent impression of todays kids / teens!!!

[viske78]

fkn cunt

[Howardysseus]

Blows into flames, you say....?

I'll start. Hey, Billydude9. You suck!

Your move, Billydude9.

[ChristinaChao]

oh crap O_O this guy is scary.. i dunno if i should subscribe or watch anymore videos.. my mommy wouldnt like is so much..

[AlexFoogla]

Is this guy retarded or what? xD

[narutoloverfann2]

you can go fuck yourself u fucken dick-squesing noob cake suck my left nut your mom said it was delishous so you should try it

[AlexFoogla]

dude, i was serious...

is he mentaly ill? It wasn't a hate comment...

[Zipster08]

"this guy" is called a CHARACTER!

[AlexFoogla]

Oh :D

Well, then cool :D Nice character :)

[hunglife29]

FAGIT!

[Zipster08]

It's spelled FAGGOT, douche bag!!!

[KingPinVideos]

lol Zipster boy tell em : D

[Randomstuffs261]

LEGEND !

[idenddd]

dude, you fuckin rule. ur hilarious! :D you'd be a cool grandpa. lolz.

[DonnieNCSU]

One word...... DRUNK

[PiorunofLV]

Shit the ending, Is Creeepy

Otherwise your a legend 5/5

[starldog1]

you are really wierd and creepy

[FragileEmogirl]

I agree, he just laughs like a maniac...

[QuirkyTycoon]

"...Just f*ckin' blo- OOP! Poo-hoohaa!"

Lol, you're awesome :P

[AnitathePainter]

You are the best!!! You would love my art lessons. I think you have potential to create amazing art!!!!

[Kaywire]

Coolest Gramps on youtube.

[popcornq78]

I'm glad you're back, and that it was only an April Fool's joke! :D

[suzimar57]

welcome back - were you even gone??!!

[charlenekarras]

I was meaning to say take care zipster ! *spelling errors

[charlenekarras]

hahaha I love the slipping out with the fuck part hilarious haha way better accidentally swearing instead of purposelly, lol have a good easter anyways april fools days sucks cause its like friday the 13th noonbody likes what happens on that day. luv u lots buddy take zipster! :P 5 stars for u

[tweakz20]

QQ long lines

will you be my grandfather <3

[KgbMrWhite]

Your fucking creepy as hell. I love ya zip lol.

[goldenstar199314]

zipster :O meanie i fell for it lmao!

ly dude!

[myWORLDizDIGITAL]

Zip, u can NEVER leave, EVER !!

later on,

XEM

[njsuzanne]

Walmart is a big giant store that sells about everything. Food , clothes. Mostly cheap shit from China and they have very bad business practices and treat emloyees poorly. They are so big and put small business out of business. Shopping in there is like going to a third world country . Well not that bad but teeth are optional

[Muzic1]

Ok I just watched your Video's on Blog Tv.. What was so F'n Funny? you had me laughing and I didn't know why LOL...

[stickyboozer]

you look baked. lol!

[whiteboy712]

lmao the "F" slip was great at the end haha

[icklehammy]

Yay, we're loved.

You so didn't trick me!

*puts away all the tissues from crying about zipster leaving*

[riley2046]

Ya got me LOL!!!!!!!!

[emberton68]

Zip..Luv your vids...keep em up.. luv em xxx

[mkuebler5]

OMG!! just thinking about going to the supermarket gives me the s***s and don't start me on shopping trollies!.....................­........

[ktothaerry]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[debabme]

u rock Zipster!

[Myclon]

You are so cute *-*

I think I wanna hug you hahaha

Great video, I spent HOURS in the grossery's line -_- (specially walt-mart's)

~Mai

[njsuzanne]

I boycott Walmart!!!

[Paisleyo9]

lol so funny

[lilmamaness]

Yeeey! I can't stand the grocery store. I always try to avoid the lines with kids in them because I'm already so annoyed by the time I get up there. God, it sounds horrible but it's true.

[ipod23577]

yo your a funny mother fucker dude thank god it was a joke and your not leaveing cuz dude everyday i watch your videos and dude your too funny

[kingkrizking]

Ugh! I Hate Waiting And The Grocery Store Too!!!

[WeiblicherKnoten]

xD you´re the funniest man over 20 that I´ve ever seen/heard of and i´d love YOU to be my grandpa! would be sooooo awesome xDDD love your weird wave xD I subscribed just to make sure to be informed about your next vid immediately xDD I beg you to keep it up!! ^^

[incredingo]

please make more videos now you're back. it seems like forever since i saw loco mama and all the gang. i will have to go register with blog tv to find you maybe. :) but i miss my zipster fix around here. love ya!!!!

[chaznee00]

:D yehp agreed

[CerealSpaz]

You had me scared for a second funny one!

[shippem]

THANK GOD! I've been watchin you since the beginning and you almost broke my heart!

[101Volts]

Just to make sure, Were you talking about an online game where you buy a house and whatnot?

[FranklinDisco]

Zipster !!! Don't scare us like that!! We would be so lost without you ! WE LOVE YOU!! Pat & DJ

[PeonysA]

Yeah, I am glad you're sticking with the YouTube!

[pollarovictoria]

Zipster I love you. When ever im having a bad day you always know how to make it better you always know how to make people laugh. Keep up the good work

your #1 fan Victoria Marie

[GUmMeEz21]

You Wave weird and talk weird also.. : /

NO TEETH GRAMPA?!?!?

[oneiblind30]

Your droolin just sayin' Love ya!

[DevoidofHeartHippie]

If the World didn't Suck we'd all fall off!

[onkellysue2]

zipster,,,,you silly I was so sad.........f*kking blows alright!! lol (that u tube) anyway thats good news!

[Angieanything]

LOL

Much love!!

[CrimsonEyedSilky]

Ah, yes, I forgot it was April Fool's Day.

And you lie, sir, the biggest line in the history of ever is actually at the DMV.

[marialiveshere]

I knew you were joking. haha

I like your laugh

[RightSnake]

Pheeew

[chpen]

PHEW....would miss you sweet face.

[DarkMuthaFucka]

you tried real life TODAY?! -.-'....FAG

[appleblossombeau]

Good to see you !

[trishasledge]

thank god it was a joke ,now im happy again

[NewAKS86]

phew I'm so glad it was just a joke! I think you got everyone good!

[brigitta48]

Herzblättchen!

[petersedin]

hehe.. yep! thats some good old drule for you!

[77nova454]

Oh Im so happy my nightmare of you leaving didnt come true zips

[lootplx]

haha, look at Zipsters right chick at 1:19- 1:22 xD

[russtex]

Glad your here to stay! Btw....I figured it was an April Fool's joke.

[jdk63]

You are such a funny guy, thanks for being here, I sware you brighten up my day. I just got back from the DMV...when I finally got to the front of the line they said I was in the wrong line & had to start over. need I say more about standing in a line

thanks for the giggles

[featherdude]

Thank heavens you were joking- YouTube would fall apart without you.

[friedelie]

From Holland big kisses and all best wishes for you and thank u very very very much for not quitting on us! :-)

[happyis20]

omgosh zipster ! is that records behind you ????

hugs :)

[alphaba2]

Keep trying. It gets easier. Anti-anxiety drugs are supposed to help too.

[paindrain]

oh god, the devil is back, LMFAO, jokes...

[fehquig]

I also had too much of real life in the past two days...

[BoyDotComNY]

thank God it was a joke :)

Welcome back Zipster !!!!!!

[Ch3rLuv3r]

OMFG....First I was sad....Then I was mad...Then I laughed a lil....Then I cried again cuz it was a joke...See ya Friday!!!!

[IndyMoon777]

I knew it! You are just too AWESOME, Zipster!!  You make my day every time I hear your voice and laugh! Thanks!!

[AlyssaJeane]

Come to my checkout lane and I can get you in and out within a minute or two. ;-) I'm the fastest cashier this side of the Mississippi, not really, maybe my neighborhood though ;-)

[vampuricprincess]

Hey Zipster! It's MusicLvrMeg from BlogTV, and i just wanted to tell you, your laugh just made my day! It just put a huge smile on my face! Love you Zipster!!

[thenudo]

LOL - good thing it wasn't Wal-Mart...33 lanes and only 2 open...what's up with THAT shit?!? I'll never know lol.

[IndyMoon777]

Neither do I ! And I work for the f---ers! Jackashes! They don't know what they're doing!

[ScarredTears]

you scared me zipster!! *sobs* i thought you were really leavinggg

[1sazzymama]

Hey Zipster, there is this guy who is trying to be you on blogtv....He is even going by your name.....He is not you cause he has teeth......Please move him out so you can take over,,,after all it says Zipster08 doesnt it>>>>>>>????????????? We want to see YOU on the blog please....

[lmtelling]

Where did April fools origin come from? BTW: ill be here till the next big thing comes along. We will see....can someone answer my question?

[tngrayntonic]

Thank God it was all a joke! I'd miss you too much if you left, Zipster. In fact, you are pretty much the main reason I get on YouTube - You always tend to crack me up with your "life stories".

[Pavementslayer]

Glad you're not leaving cos I just found ya!

[talk74]

Isn't YouTube an unsinkable ship - or was that the Titanic?!

[mistermadmike]

Yeah real life is lame...people are more judgemental...if only no one was judgemental and we could all get along....I can dream

[bigmike4569]

Damn ... you have angered me lol

[x30175]

you DO know I did not sleep till now don't you?

[JoeM2000]

Zipster, you always manage to make me smile :)

[oklahomagay]

u said fuck lol its raven jackson lol hahahahah u said fuck oflao love yea zip

[TracyNH]

I knew you were just jokin'!  It would have broken my heart had it been true.

[Davyc712]

roflmao zipster your cool :P like..... for an elder hahhahaha jk your not THAT old :D

[LiLtinee]

No way to do the tube without you, Zipster!

Dena

[kingkylester]

we love ya  Zippy

[dmplace]

Lol, you crack me up Zipster!

[matt5413]

<3<3

[kornkid22]

lmao  "I'll be here on youtube until the whole fuckin thing bursts into flames..Thank you!" You are the man zipster!!

[erra404]

You'll be here until it WHAT? LOLOL

I hope your April 1 was fun.  Mine was just a busy day.

[JaYnEsAyZ]

you so crazy..me love you <3 it's great your not really leaving- your one of the few people i don't stop watching in the middle of a video cuz i got bored. youtube needs YOU! ; )

[SoffyOoO]

ohhhhhh I'm so happy that you're not leaving YT :D

[siderider2]

I just knew it was a joke, anyways I couldnt make it through life without your encouagement and stories...Love ya....your friend Siderider2

[giggygina1950]

Yeah real life stuff is getting worse every day. Back in the day it was no hassle to grocery shop, the stores were smaller, stuff wasn't sealed, didn't have to read tiny print on labels and best of all you could smoke inside the store!! Now hah don't get me started.

Glad you're not leaving Zip!

[toadlytadpole]

It's true. I remember very clearly the days of my grandmother smoking in the store. She would always get into a conversation with the butcher and smoke ashes would fall everywhere. To think of people smoking in the grocery store makes me shutter.

[figsar]

eww... i hate the grocery store too!

[TubeSkanke]

Love ya Ho!

[thebeautywithin678]

Heh, thanks Zipster08!

[dcluver04]

I love you and wish you were my Gpop.

[supricky06]

haha you are so cute

[iheartslug]

Love ya!

[Zipster08]

Where have YOU been??

[iheartslug]

At a piano bar!

[skettcharmstrong]

Ill never go back to reality. I'd actually like to change my real name to skettcharmstrong. Well, maybe not but, Ill certainly never go back to reality.

[Fishslime1]

welcome back-I actually saw that light in the tunnel-flat-lined and met God-thanks Zipster