Albert Wesker says Something Fishy

[Chimi911]

this literally made re5 so much better!

[bobsternolan]

1000th like :)

[DaftWinterkill86]

jajajaja shev and chris have a face of "WTF " jajaja Wesker master plan?

Complete global masturbation XD

Oh Fuck iT , we'll do it live WE'LL DO IT LIVEEEE

[GOLDENZOMBIEBOOTS]

this is sooooooooooooooooo fuckin funny i laughed my big balls off lol the george bush bit all awesome

vaders death star wasent gr8 but the rest is pure gold

[OasisGirlAmberxx]

I started shouting 'SNAKEEE!' at the end...

[sierra1603]

thats umm........one hell of a plan.....

[JayTekken1]

ANYTHING RELATED TO METAL GEAR IN THE SLIGHTEST AUTOMATICALLY GETS A THUMBS UP!!!!!

[MuoPalazso]

We got MGS "!"d to the death!

[Randomsmith77]

I Have BIG BALLS!! In less than five minutes We'll reach Vader's death star George Bush will be released to the atmosphere Lol

[100lukass]

Im in the Weird part of youtube... Again....

[biggerthanlife01]

Oh fuck it! We'll do it live, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

[Ningflingslinger]

GAME OVER YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[TheLameShow5033]

hahahahahahhaha BIG BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demondog108]

...Da hell?

[F5FURU12]

Lol that's better then my plan.

[MultiIronsteel]

you ashole i"ve pissed me bed of laughing

[SuperVito33]

Big balls? George bush insuring global mastubation? Vaders death star? Lol great plan wesker.

[TheTERMlNAT0R]

Lmao

[thegamer0915]

great plan wesker

[Pjmars9]

Lmao!"

[streneck]

:fap:

[Warhawk0602]

COMPLETE.GLOBAL.MASTURBATION.

[DarkdustDragon]

If he wanted to ensure complete. Global. MASTURBATION. He should have released a Victoria's Secret Model into the atmosphere.

[SephirothZack316]

hahahahahah wtf wesker!

[halflifemaster678]

now that I think about...all of this makes perfect sense.

[konvict90210]

WTF?

lol.

:-)

[strongdaddys]

GLOBAL MASTURBETION EVERYBODY

[papagarza]

Lol

[kevinking711]

lol



[luke51351]

all I can say is y u so troll wesker dats mah job

[blackkittycatgirl9]

HAHAHA wie geil is das denn??? XD

[xing0021]

it made me laugh so hard!!!!!!

[VestroyaAndPablo]

I dont need anybody else >:L... Cause when I think about you I touch myself! :D

[DarkNightmareRose]

ROFLMAO THIS IS FREAKING HYSTERICAL! STRAIGHT TO FAVOURITES!

[lexiiz4eva]

Lolololol

[Zarrock184]

LOLOLOLOL

[d3kk1s]

more videos like this please :D

[nickandconnorable]

and excella wanted to be a part of that plan O_O she got injected with george bush ;D XDDD

[C4R3C4D4LU4]

GLOBAL MASTURBATION !!!!! =P HAHA ^^

[Ikonoborcheskoi]

The masturbation part actually scared the F*CK out of me!

[l33tnobody1337]

URUBOROS!

[derp12347]

George Bush will be release into the atmosphere?

That is actually a good thing.

Getting thrown out of an aeroplane is exactly what he deserves.

[xianiumn]

WESKER REALLY FAIL!!!

[Andy50k1]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sunglasses1911]

blobal masturbation



[XxReaperZeroxX]

I don't need anyone else! I have BIG BALLS! In less than five minutes, we'll reach Vader's death star. George Bush will be released into the atmosphere insuring complete blobal masturbation.

WEKSER'S MASTER PLAN.

[REpowerplay]

@XxReaperZeroxX big boss not balls

[biggerthanlife01]

@XxReaperZeroxX Now if only it ended with the "OH FUCK IT. WE'LL DO IT LIVE, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"

[Baukajo]

Big balls O_O ????

[demondestroyer666k]

WTF BIG BALLS O_O LOL FUCKING FUNNY MAN FUCKING FUNNY BIG BALLS XD

[dylanz6900]

I HAVE.......... BIG BALLS

[BXironlunz28]

this is hilarious as fuck!!!

[MetalGearRexPilot]

Fission Mailed.

[ainabathula]

Otacon: Snaaaaaake!

Wesker: Chriiiiisssss!

[SovietLenin1]

@ainabathula Chris: JIIIIIIIL!!!!

[xXToMAH4WKXx]

I have big balls as well Wesker. I don't need anyone.

[shevasexy786]

GEROGE BUSH HAHAHHAHAH

[notgayguy222]

George Bush into the atmosphere? no thanks, i'd rather have Uroboros :D

[GammaX107]

COMPLETE

GLOBAL

MASTURBATION



[ScorpionsFenderKiss2]

Shit!!! I had such a laughing Flash!!!! I puked over my Laptop! Puked over my FUCKING Laptop!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pandababy1217]

You know what's better than big balls?

Big Balls of Steel. XD

[ClaireBrazilianSwag]

WTF! 0:08

[KennyAntoinette]

lol nice one xD

[kakitembak23]

hahahaa

[NightwishTheBest1]

Wow, how did you do this? Or is it you making Wesker's voice?

[BIO4234]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xCARNAGEx17]

woo! global masterbation!

[narutofan933]

Idk why but the thing that made me laugh the most was like the WTF? and the !!! pauses xD

[TheAzuredragon3]

LOLLL

[cypresswillow2591]

At First I was •__• cool.

untill he said "I have big Ballz!"

I was like O___O wut. da. faac?

then the joke went on...

I couldn't stop laughing xD

[MetalGearRexPilot]

Shit was extremely well edited... lol. Good additions to the original.

[gordy123100]

WTF?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???­??????????

[famguyfanable]

i don't need anyone.....i have big balls

in less than 5 minutes, we will reach vader's death star

george bush will be unleash in to the atomshpere, ensuring complete global masturbation

[tayyyarciko]

hahahah that was hilarious :D hahahah global masturbation :P

[Mermaidluver58]

LOL! I laughed my head off! Omg... I <3 wesker he is my favourite charactor

[blackwingangel04]

sounds like "Ensuring complete....blue-ball....mastu­rbation...

[ninjastardaxenomorph]

GEORGE BUSH???

[Blehhh49]

*Game over comes on*

Chris? Chris!?

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[points2000]

Simply LOL sir simply LOL

[F0NAT0]

i'm laughing so loud !!! xD uahsuhasuahsuasau

[steven121997]

i like masterbation :D

[here57]

0:26 reminds me of Metal Gear Solid 2 when your in the room with all those Army guys and getting spotted by 1 its like a chain reaction of noise

p.s Have you ever rolled into the soldiers? one gets sent flying and all the others get knocked over and there ALL pissed off and looking for you!

i hid in a carbordbox and about 20 guys just huddle around it kicking it

[TheWayne0777]

there haveing alot of anime moments

[MultiValcal]

Metal Gear alert sound is a nice touch

[leslieangie1]

is this a mod or a lag?

[mariosonicdude1000]

BIG BALLZ!!!!!!!!! 0_o

[BeheepFilms]

Sounds like its actually D.C. Douglas too. He is such a cool dude

[Halonerdful]

@BeheepFilms it is DC its a parody

[lostmagiknyram]

hahahahahahahaha that sound!!! "WTF??" "WHAT??" Hahahahahahahaha

Thanks for the good laugh! Hahahahaha

[zabimaru98]

Complete. Global. Masturbation. XDD 

[EnumasElish]

and his final words were MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[AmeArimura]

LOL XD

WESKER! :3

[futureMRZdulis]

@MUNIRBINJULAIHI lolz >w< i fail i fail i know

[futureMRZdulis]

i jumped everytime that noise popped up ><

[ThePSP1290]

@futureMRZdulis use Stealth

[KashgroundTM]

lmfao

[zombiesrun1]

lol wesker

[Saroi777]

lol, I want to go with Weskers plan if it involves complete global masturbation

[mritchie1]

When he said "I have big balls", I started to laugh so hard I was about to cry!

[abenvthokie13]

Wesker owns

[ChromeGuitarist]

My favorite part is when DC Douglas says, "George Bush, will be released into the atmosphere." God that's so obviously a joke on the fact that George Bush is pushing to keep oil as our main energy source, even though it's destroying our atmosphere. xD I laughed so fucking heard when I heard that part. Well played DC Douglas, you made me "lmao" with politics.

[leo57963]

Wesker has BIg BALL???

[DeadpoolFan16]

I'm scared of Wesker now.

[Photonemmission]

metal gear wesker?

[Killwhitey222]

Whoa how funny. He's saying random things. Pure gold.

[dandare2005]

ahhh needed that xD

[shaun03a]

0:06 i have....BIG BALLS

0:13 in less than 5 mins we will reach VADERS DEATH STAR

0:20 GEORGE BUSH will be realeased into the atmosphere

0:26 complete....global....MASTERBA­TION

[109darkenrider]

never gets old

[sksjproductionsj]

lol i know this is a dub but its funny

[Geekreg]

Boulder as a rival.

[booman014]

i have...BIG BALLZ

[XeroAurion]

Well of course George Bush being shot into space is fap worthy.....wait what?

[mikebrightman]

albert? ALBERT? AAAALLLBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEERRR­RRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperSonicFan172]

@mikebrightman That was Excela , who came back from the dead saying: AAAAAAALLLLLLBBBBEEEERRRRRRRRR­TTTTTTTTTTTTTT, IIIIIII WAAAAANNNNTTT UUUUUU TOOOOO FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[risetoday101]

metal gear for the win!!!!!!

[destroy7100]

Press 6 for global masturbation

[BlitZtheFoxhound]

I was expecting Wesker to scream CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS at the end of the video. XD

[MINItheFox]

How did you do this?! xD

[NormanMatchem]

@Dimmer619 The bush virus lol

[HowToHDTutorials]

@Dimmer619 mhahhahahha

[Blitzfrenzy78]

Wesker:I HAVE BIG BALLS!!!!

LOL XD

[BluewolfR]

O_o............xDDDDDDDDD LMFAOTFF!!!!!!!!!

[CrowSama26]

you should have put "Complete. Global. Penetration." part instead. But regardless, it's still funny XD

[MUNIRBINJULAIHI]

@CrowSama26 Oh my... "Complete global penetration." That'll be awesome. LOL!

[ryukaze20]

... I don't want to know things you can't unsee... XD

[topdog2007]

global world penetration

i have big balls!

[TheCitrusGames]

metal gear evil?

[DevilsPriest666]

George Bush into the atmosphere.. wtf xDD

[MathiasTheGamer]

XD Wesker is Jonny xD

[realchris1Returns]

Great Voice

[KoeiPrincess]

Wesker: I have big balls! In less than five minutes, we will reach Vader's Death Star. George Bush will be released into the atmosphere ensuring complete global masturbation

[Gottschalk1990]

13 people were released into the atmosphere with george bush

[Starfalko]

Be happy that he did'nt say castration...

[AbbySnowheart]

@Starfalko he says that in the D.C. Douglas as Albert Wesker Outtakes

[salidan1]

Thats the most evil thing I have ever heard!

[nukelex]

XD YOU CANT DO THAT!!!! *Falls on floor and starts dying of laughter*

[Nomerico]

After being overdosed with that injection this is what Wesker would've said in the game.

[MysticShadowdude]

Wesker! What have you done! You changed the storyline! You've created a Time Paradox!

[killergame98]

Oh no! Can't beat this boss. Need to stop the masterbation...

[knipan64re]

This super powers is way better then Dr. Manhattans powers to give cancer and turn himself into a car!

[AlphaAndOmegaFan]

i cant stop laughing!

[SuperAndroid17]

Snake is the only man who can take down Wesker.

[lifeform5342]

OMG i cryed so much XD

[SoeurAshford]

Masturbation ? Wooo ? :B ♥ XD

[ctpedroza]

LOL

[iamScorKey]

shit, i almost died of laughter right from when he said balls and masterbation O_O

[SergeCWazukie]

I LOLED SO HARD AT :29 LMAO

[KazberryKrunch]

The reason this is so funny is because whoever did this voice imitated Wesker so well that I actually did not expect the replaced words. Plus the ! sound.

[MasterToku]

@KazberryKrunch Pretty sure this is the actual voice actor just having fun.

[totor999]

@KazberryKrunch It's Wesker's real voice actor doing "fake" bloopers, he was intentionally botching his evil speech, he also said "Complete global penetration" and "Complete global castration" in the video where it's taken from.

[intoxsik]

@KazberryKrunch it's the actual guy. Look up D.C. Douglas, this is his voice.

[TehAznLife]

those MGS alerts makes it so much better xD

[AndyCalles156]

HMFG I'm dieing of laughter xDDDD

[hjchamp04]

hahahaha hella funny with the metal gear theme

[Kiyosuki]

I was hoping CHRRIIIIIIISSS would be set to the gameover screen.

[MicheleTheEchelon]

OMG! My stomach hurts so much xD

[lawofmatthew]

Global Masturbation?! Oh my god 0_0

[AVPcool1]

@lawofmatthew 0_0 well shit lets hope he is dead for good or if he is not well ur message said it all lol

[Djstudiosgold]

*ending*

Sheva: Chris? You ok? Chris? CHRIS? CHRIIIIIIIIIS!

[USFullOfLies]

Fck, who dubbed this.

[MrRatedRRedneck]

@USFullOfLies D.C Doghles the real VA for Albert Wesker

[ViolettSh00kWave]

FAIL XD

[Darkness3010]

Priceless.....simply priceless

[Robant100]

Fission Mailed XD

[Fluffymiyster]

At first I thought this was going to be a lame ripoff of the original sketch but I couldn't help but crack up at the Metal Gear classic sound the guards make when they spot you, xD! Too hilarious!

[Le0nJaNz12]

to many ! in the vid. ;D

[Djstudiosgold]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT!

[BluesifulWave]

So that's what Wesker's plans was all along...

[ffsboom]

Havn't laughed this hard in a while xD

[MisterBankz]

LOL

[KiDammerung]

rofl i laughed so hard! XD

[devilsharigan]

i srsly laughing so hard at this that i've scared the hell outta my neighbours lmaowpimp. MUNIRBINJULAIHI, you're a fucking genius hahahahaha.

[Ultrasors]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheInstantClassic1]

Well it finally happened people. Wesker delievered a monologue so otherworldly EPIC that the game literally told Chris and Sheva "THIS guy is the final boss? Um yeah you guys don't stand a chance" and went straight to game over.