Lol What he just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. At no point in his rambling incoherent response was he even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I Award him no points... and may God have mercy on his soul. (MEAN NO OFFENSE. IM JUST QUOTING A GUY FROM BILLY MADISON.) I STILL THINK THE VIDEO WAS FUNNY THOUGH
you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment in 10 videos.if you do ,tommorrow will be the best day orf your life. (i think it was like that)
I'm sorry I'm a creationist and there is no definative evidence that paradoxataurs excisted. Thier bones were put on earth by god to test our faith. And so that we could make really kickass movies about them. Same goes for eskimos.
wow... no one is questioning your faith, but by that logic, nothing really exists, does it? Giant bones are proof enough for me. And I hope that the whole Eskimos thing was a joke..
my new weekend adventure........Pigeon Bowling !!!!
RuxLexi1109 3 months ago
best cartoon skit right hur
Pickle117 7 months ago in playlist demetri martin
you dont see pigeons in bowling alleys that much... XD
natalia9495 1 year ago
I think he's on to something...
Masternayan117 1 year ago
holy crap it looks weird when his feet move
velo66 2 years ago 3
this is the funniest one
'i can throw bread at it agressivly, which is the best cause you really mess with the pigeons head
yaknw, i want what your throwing at me, i want to eat that, thats what im here for...
but im also gonna avoid it because its coming at my face' xD
parabola235 2 years ago 7
is that a deer /bird in the background
SSSAaBbi13 2 years ago 8
I love the way he goes to say something but then he says something else 0:40.
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Lol What he just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. At no point in his rambling incoherent response was he even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I Award him no points... and may God have mercy on his soul. (MEAN NO OFFENSE. IM JUST QUOTING A GUY FROM BILLY MADISON.) I STILL THINK THE VIDEO WAS FUNNY THOUGH
Caboose117053 2 years ago
no.
soadfan4life1995 2 years ago
You, sir, are a faggot.
GhostofVengence 2 years ago
fuck your lame caboose11blahblah
Mooktopia 2 years ago
LOL...How does he think of this stuff?
agentblu05 2 years ago 50
dude that takes skill... lol
robertluver911 3 years ago
lol!
BarbDalh 3 years ago
i like how hes sitting on a nest and there's this horse thing flying by
broccoliisvileweed 3 years ago 4
AHAHAHAH OMG THE PIGEONS HAHAHAHAH
JBMusic93 3 years ago 5
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haloplaya94 3 years ago
best 1
snowDAshhit 3 years ago 5
lol, but with bread, it messes with their head..... hahah funny =]
Tayy1457 3 years ago 13
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no you suck
wankers256 3 years ago
you dont see pidgeons in bowling alleys that much
TheRealBlacKnight 3 years ago 13
he wasn't in a bowling alley
GoldfishChannel 2 years ago
oops sorry. I didn't wait until the end.
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emohkay 4 years ago
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I don't really care for these, they're too over-worked for his simplistic style. The appeal of his jokes is that they're simple and get to the point.
unicornsuperhero 4 years ago
wut the fuck lol for real lol demetri is so funny i love the charts lol
ehsuf0913 4 years ago 11
i've just watched all of these, and they all made me smile, but this one actually did make me laugh out loud. I love his voice, he's so chill!
lucypapoosky 4 years ago 12
lqtm
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ClanStein 4 years ago
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Booooo!
jowza948 4 years ago
i think that's ryan's birthday too.
gunsxbutter 4 years ago
lol!
magitony 4 years ago 2
he is so funny!
kdurand7676 4 years ago
"Pidgeons.. Are a little slower than I realized."
michaelax13 4 years ago 4
youre my hero
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alexarrrubiella 4 years ago
"You don't see pidgeons in bowling alleys that much" lol
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fsu230 5 years ago
lmmfao
Wyndowlies 5 years ago
hahaha the pidgeon has no idea whats going on...
Rachroxhersox 5 years ago
I'm sorry I'm a creationist and there is no definative evidence that paradoxataurs excisted. Thier bones were put on earth by god to test our faith. And so that we could make really kickass movies about them. Same goes for eskimos.
riffingers 5 years ago
wow... no one is questioning your faith, but by that logic, nothing really exists, does it? Giant bones are proof enough for me. And I hope that the whole Eskimos thing was a joke..
ds12 5 years ago
The whole thing was a joke. If you didn't get it, I'm not sure how you would understand Demetri Martin's comedy.
KillWill3 4 years ago
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some people don't think. Ever
overratedname 4 years ago
Hahahahaha.
KillWill3 4 years ago
umm i would think its a paradoxataur because i believe you can only see an amoebacorn with a microscope hah
patchak21 5 years ago
is that a paradoxataur in the background? or an amoebacorn?
idoparkour 5 years ago
Sure thing
TheConsiderateOne 5 years ago
wth?
idoparkour 5 years ago
It's from his newest Comedy Central special. It was sponsored by Windows Vista, so it had a bunch of ads like this.
KillWill3 4 years ago
It's from his newest Comedy Central special. It was sponsored by Windows Vista, so it had a bunch of ads like this.
KillWill3 4 years ago
no u dont see pigeons in bowling alleys that much...
plum123 5 years ago