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  • I HAD COFFEE WITH MCCAULEY, A HALF AN HOUR AGO!!!

  • Oh Billy...that's like a bad haircut, it affects the whole family.

  • Here's a few he should say:

    KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!!!

    GREAT SCOTT!!!!

    YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS!!!!

    WAIT TIL THEY GET A LOAD OF ME!!!!

    IM ALIVE!!!!

  • are any of these players still on the roster? haha

  • I would do anything for loive, but I won't do that is clearly the best call ever after a goal XD

  • @zemenisme Agreed. Every team should be forced to adopt that as their new goal horn.

  • He shoots he scores!!!!! L.A FACE WITH AN OAKLAND BOOTY!!!!

  • Bonerrama?

    I'm your Huckleberry?

    Kelly Clarkson?

    I can't believe its not butter?

    They killed kenny?

  • Featured on TV Tropes! =D

  • I love the 94 intro, Genesis style

  • he shouldve finished 2:54

  • WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIILLLLSSSSOOOO­ONNNN

  • 2:14 "hey welcome to con-air" favorite of all time. the way he says it between sentences of the description is brilliant.

  • @ 0:45 do you mind if we dance with yo dates

  • @ 0:29 And musical guest OK GO with

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  • @ 0:20 WILLLLLLLLLSSSSOOOOOOOOOONNNNN­NNNNNNN

  • WILLLLLLLLLLLLSSSOOOOOOOOONNNN­NN

  • The "Wilson!" is the classic. He got everyone hooked with that one.

  • He shoots HE SCOOOOOORES!!!! RANDOM POP CULTURE REFERENCE!!!! AND THE PANTHERS TAKE THE LEAD!!!!!

  • Ya, NHL '94!

    "Wilssssssonnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!­".

    "Kelly Clarkson!".

    "My car just hit a water-buffalo!".

    "Oh, my god! They killed Kenny!".

  • lmao Definately the most entertaining announcer I ever heard. "They shoot THEY SCORE!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL­SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lmfao If I ever see a Panther game being broadcasted in my area, I'm gonna watch it, just so I can hear Randy Moller's crazy random pop colture shouts. I just wish he did announcing for other teams, like the Rangers and Islanders.

  • KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!!

  • 2:50

  • ding fries are done

  • Believe it or not Randy Moller was an NHL Defenseman awhile ago with the Quebec Nordiques among others. Offenseively he was below average by NHL standards. He was considered a defensive defensman. You are showing your lack of knowledge and displaying ignorance when you call him a clown or comedian. I find him entertaining

  • Oh I can't believe it's not butter ! HAHAHAHAHAH !!!

  • LOL "Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!"

  • No wonder the Florida Panthers have no fans... Haha get people to listen to hockey games by hiring a comedian to do the radio play by play.

  • wtf movie lines?WTF come up with ur own lines mike lange does better than u

  • WILSONNNNNNNN

  • LMAO! Good stuff.

  • we can all agree that the "Heat" reference was the best!

  • I had COFFEE with McCaulley a half an hour ago!

    I'LL have what HE'S having!

    Hahaha this guy is awesome.

  • MICHAEL FROLIK!!!!!!!!

  • the video is dumb. we know why these things are funny, we don't need visual aids.

  • LOL "I had coffee with McCauley a half an hour ago!"

  • Lol, "ding, slicer done"! That makes no sense :)

  • @RyanNation1 fries

  • @RyanNation1

    It's "DING, FRIES ARE DONE. DING, FRIES ARE DONE. " Not slicer done.

  • This guy just convinced me to start watching hockey.

  • they killed kenny. lol

  • Hey Chicagosteel it's "ding fries are done" not "ding slicer done" you idiot!!

  • oh i'm sorry!! Mr. know it all

  • I wonder if randy moller smokes chronic

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  • LOL@1:22

  • BONERAMA!

  • He's good, but Mike Lange he is not.

  • that "Heat" reference with Pacino was genius

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    TODAY'S GAME, an' more!

    Re: Randy Moller Goal Calls Part 2 by analiesesteinke45

  • awesome

  • GET IN MY BELLYYYYYYYY

  • i cant belive its not butter!!!!!!!!!

  • DIng fries are done... Awesome

  • being from miami most of the goal calls are set up during the radio show before so some random ones involve topics of the radio show before the game fyi to some

  • KELLY CLARKSON!!

    LAMO this guy is outrageous. One of the best B & B shows ever.

  • ive never liked 670 the score so much. this guy is the funniest guy iv ever heard

  • It was one of the best Boers and Bernstein shows ever!

  • I HAD COFFEE, WITH MACAULAY.....A HALF AN HOUR AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    boers and bernstien and jason goff played these all day today, it was hilarious. they are now lookign to get him on the show.

  • did he say bonerama lol this guy us the best

  • LOL - My car just hit a water buffalo...

  • whaaaaaaaaa I want straight laced talking heads to give me my hockey. Get a life, it's different, it's funny.

  • Guys, relax...he takes requests to say these. Sheesh...youtubers have no sense of humor anymore.

  • ding fries are done.. ding fries are done. lol

  • This is fantastic!!  Keep them coming!!

  • PH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!!!

  • WILSOOOOOOOONNNNN

  • This guy's great. It's not about trying to be funny, he said on NHL Network that he does it for the hell of it and that listeners enjoy tuning in to hear a broadcast that isn't so straight forward, and that they like the suprise of what he's going to say next; he likes to have a good time, don't be such uptight. Oh, and the players were asked about him and they said that they thought it's hilarious and origional...

  • they probly like him! ur the only dumb faggot who duznt lik him!

  • hey wraith if i found you i would smash your face in, figure it out ya dummy he's in the middle of the play and excited. best calls in the league

  • Worst calls in the league. Not original, incorrect, awful voice. I'm sure you would smash my face in. Putz.

  • Doesn't hold a candle to Pittsburgh's Mike Lange. At least his goal calls are original.

  • WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL this guy is boss!

  • Ding Fries are Done!!! THE BOMB!! Paraphrase it for Philly ...."DING FLYERS DONE"!!

  • my car just hit a water buffalo!

  • They're only funny when the reference makes sense. Otherwise it sounds like he has a rare form of tourettes.

  • I don't think there's anything wrong with that.......

  • that was great i love this guy

    one problem you forgot "do you know the muffin man"

  • i luv it. hahaha

  • i always hear boumeister

  • on the dan lebatard show they have people call in and give him ideas of what to say

  • WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­

  • WIILSON

  • 2:50 OMG

  • "Ding! Fries are done! Ding Fries are done!"

    LOL, why and how does have all of these random quotes readily available on the tip of his tongue for use?!?!

    Listening to this guy alone could be a game. " Guess where the quote came from." hahahaha

  • pretty sure its a radio contest for every home goal

  • Whether or not he has any idea about football/soccer, they should have this man on future EMs and WMs.

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  • The intro music is hilarious.

  • all of these are priceless, yet the "oh my god they killed kenny!!!!" cracks me up more for some reason

  • Solid Gold!

  • we got a bleeder!

  • WILSON!!!!

  • LOL these are awesome! I also liked the NHL '94 music at the very beginning.

  • The Best is "Kelly Clarkson!!!" hahahaha

  • lol this is hilarious!!

  • does anybody know who says "that one had a vapour trail"

  • I believe that was originally said by Rick Jeannerete. If I'm not mistaken the original quote was "Alexander Mogilny! Who sees this guy? He left a vapour trail!"

  • this guys the man!!!

  • dork

  • mike lange is garbage

  • mike lange is jesus

  • Amen. Mike Lange is original. Randy is good. But Mike Lange is great. He is the best radio announcer in the NHL. Pittsburgh used to also have the greatest commentary man in the NFL: The Great Myron Cope. R.I.P.

  • what was the last movie.

  • It's a meatloaf song. "anything for love"

  • Cory Stillman wanted a side order of fries, Peter! This guy is good, real good, but only in a weak hockey market.

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  • omg that is so funny

    plz plz make a third

  • WHEREVER I WENT......I WAS RUNNING.!!!!!!! forrest gump

  • HAHA WIIIIILLLLSOOON!!!! I love it.

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  • Has he done "I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!!" That would be so fitting since Panther fans have been using cowbells at games this season!

  • i like that idea. also, perhaps a little "i drink your milkshake!"

  • He scores! Sweet Sassie Molassie here comes Lyle Odelein!

  • My favorite isn't on here. "David Booth's got a big pair!!"

  • Best goal announcer I have ever heard.

  • This guy is awesome! Nothing like some entertainment!

  • Hockey is entertainment, and this guy makes it more fun. There's no need to compare him to others. He was a player, he's unique and he loves the game, that's probably good enough for most people who see the NHL as nothing more than a game in this country.

  • MY CAR JUST HIT A WATER BUFFALO!

    lol.

  • I know nothing about hockey, nor do I particularly like it.

    I love this man, and if every announcer was like this, I'd watch hockey CONSTANTLY.

  • HE SCORES!

    OMG!

    THEY KILLED KENNY!

  • hysterical - at least the guy is educated enough to pull these quotes from all over the place!

  • He shoots he SCORES! GRIZZLY ADAMS DID HAVE A BEARD!

  • That would be classic. Along with "He shoots he SCORES!!!!!!!!! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!"

  • the jim cramer of hockey, only he probably knows more about finance

  • haha Love Randy Moller. the best Radio Play By Play guy ever. LETS GO PANTHERS

  • Ding Fries Are Done is not from Family Guy. It was just a random flash video that went around the internet, just like Peanut Butter Jelly Time, neither of those are from Famlily Guy. Just the internet

  • I'm new to the area, can anyone recommend a few SoFla bars that are good for watching the games? Live in Boca but doesn't have to be Boca...Thanks

  • I'm pretty sure it's just a funny pic to go with the quote.

  • Moeller got it wrong on his "Tombstone" reference.

    In the film, Val Kilmer (Doc Holiday) says to Michael Biehn (Ringo) " I'm here Huckleberry" referencing his willingness to engage in a gunfight with him.

    Moeller says on his goal call "I'm Your Huckleberry" which makes both Kilmer, his character Holiday, and Moeller himself all sound a bit stupid.

    Someone give Moeller his dignity back, tell him the correct line, and have him do that one over.

    All-in-all though, this is great stuff.

  • no. your wrong

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  • What's :55 from again?

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  • :55 is a great scene from the movie HEAT.

    Great crime flick with Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.

  • Classic ... "Ding! Fries are done"

  • "Take your sinking paws off me you damn dirty ape"

  • make more of these plz there so funny

  • I had no idea this guy existed. I just ran into this video. This guy has lost his mind...i love it!! lol

  • should do "what we have here is a failure to communicate"

  • I agree.

  • KELLY CLARKSON! LOL

  • WIIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!

    OMG where do he take this?!

  • Luv the Pacino coffee one hahaha

  • love the nhlpa hockey intro LOL

  • thats NHL 94 you idiot....

  • HELL YES!!! looking for a part 3

  • Ding fries are done isn't from Family Guy...

  • You're right !

    Simpsons (I think)

  • he should do "I'M RICK JAMES B****!"

  • Where's : What an excellent day for an exorcism ? Or : I cast you out.

  • More broadcasters need to take up this habit, for all sports.

  • Moller you are the man. Keep it up.

  • His loud, raspy voice is what makes these quotes so funny to listen to.

    I wish Vancouver had a caster like Moller...:(

  • Hey, I like Shorty!

  • Hoch, would this make you the pimp or the slut?

  • the music at the beginning was from nhl 94 hahahaha youre great

  • Great.

  • He NAILED Wilson!!!!

  • Right on! If anyone wants to see how a proper play by play man calls a goal just look up "Voices of Mike Emrick" on YouTube. That's how you call a game with class and style!