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  • I wish i had that toy when i was a kid... lol

  • he can bowl and drink and drink some more ALA-BAM-A MAN!

  • woah...those kids cuss at that young?

  • sweetnessssss

  • Alabama mayun!

  • hahaha wow, he can bowl

  • hes quick hes strong hes active!!!!!!!!!

  • funnest thing ever love southpark

  • MOTHAJESUSCHRISTGRINDINGFUCKIN­G L O L !!1!1!one!1!

    I tought I told you to shut up!

  • HAHA!! I cracked up so hard when I first saw this!

  • haha i love it!!

  • roflmao

  • i think that alabama man is hilarious and awesome, i can picture a whole line of toys based on social characters who are weird or taboo

  • More like...Auburn Man

  • love him! I told you to shut up!!!!

  • "Not all people from alabama are wife beaters"

  • i love when he says: ALABAMA MAAHHWWN!!

    like at 0:06

    thats my fav

  • ALABAMA MWAAAAWN!

  • Don't you just love Trey Parker's pronunciation of "man" as "mayown"? Like in Orgazmo, "Now you're a MAYOWN! A MAYOWN, MAYOWN, MAYOWN!"

  • omg yeah! sooo funny! ^.^ Mayown! lol

  • "SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!" haha

  • hahaha:"just use the action button and alabama man busts her lip open!"hahaha

  • Notice there wasn't any button pushing in that part.  Classic children's commercial false advertising at its best!

  • Hahaha I love it! I finally get that middle lyric clearly; "He drinks to fight, and he sleeps alone! Alabama Mayoonnn!"

  • "he beats up his wife and sleeps if off"

  • HAHAHA THE ENDING...."not all people from alabama beat their wives" hahahaha

  • i want to know who did the voice over for this. "ALABAMA MAYYYYNNNN"

  • Trey Parker.

  • ROFL!!!

    That is the very reason I keep watching it:D

    AHAHAHAH!!

  • The correct spelling is actually Alabama Mayon. Like Mayonnaise. Spoiled Mayonnaise.

  • lmao!

  • alabama mayyyyyn!

  • i love how excited the announcer is

  • i told you to shut up!

  • HAHAHAHA, man that is the best toy.

  • its not them as little kids,how could they have done that when they were little kids?

    BTW, "ALABAMA MAYN!"

  • THIS IS RICH!!!!

  • "Not all people from Alabama are wife beaters"

  • ALABAMA MAAYUUN!

  • i thought i told you to shut up

  • COOOOOOOOOL :D

  • Alowbamow Meownh!^^

  • No, but I'd say that's what they really acted like as kids...

  • Hahah, this is so funny :DD 5/5

  • I wanna be just like Alabama man!

  • Alabama Meaowh! lol

  • he can drink, he can bowl, he can drink some more! Alabama meeeaarrooww!!

  • Liberace gay! :)

  • SHUT UP, BITCH!

  • I just saw this in place of an actual commercial on the official South Park website.

    It gave me a major WTF reaction.

  • I love the fact that his wife's name is Wife...just Wife...LOL

  • Hahahaha, that was freaking hilarious xD

  • dude this is so funny

  • it's funny cuz it's true :D

  • lol. the red-headed kid...

  • GIIIIIIIIIIIIINGER

  • shut up bitch-wow xDDD

    i wanna be just like alabama man

  • Beats his wife and sleeps in his alabama man!

    (Not all people from alabama are wife beaters)

  • When south park did humor like this, it was funny as shit. Now it seems like the repeat the same stuff.

  • I thought i told u to shut up!

  • so funny

  • ALABAMA MAYAWN!

  • He's quick, he's strong, hes actiiiive!

  • Wow, he can bowl!

  • doll bitch got knocked the fuck out

  • drinks heavily and chews tobacco

  • ALABAWMA MAAYYAN!

  • hah i thought i told you to shut up(guitar)

  • Yep, that's Alabama!

  • ALABAMA MAAAWN!!!!!

  • badass XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Busts her lip open....ROFL!

  • I can't help but watch this vid like 10 times a day

  • Shut up, bitch! xD

    Alabama Man ftw! :D

  • I saw that episode 10 hours ago on FOX29 (WUTV Buffalo), and unfortunately that part was cut...

  • lawl

    "Notallpeoplefromalabamaarewif­ebeaters"

    xD

  • i thought i told you to shut up

  • Hell Yeah! I want one!

    SHUT UP BITCH!!! *smack*

  • I WANNA BE JUST LIKE ALABAMA MAN!!

  • take albama man to the bowling alley where he drinks hevily and chews tobacco

  • "Beats his wife and sleeps with her, ala-bama-man!"

    :D so funny

  • "He beats his wife and sleeps in a car, ala-bama-man" actually. ;)

  • drinks heavily and chews tobacco hahahahahahahahahahah

  • these wild waky bike and alabama man bits are the best of the episode!

  • ALABAAAAAMAAAAAAA MAYOOOOOONNNNN

  • I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP

  • AHAHAHAHHAHA i'm in alabama :L

  • from wich episode is this?

  • "Chinpokomon" Season 3 - episode 10

  • OMG I WANNA BUY THIS TOY

  • "He beats his wife and sleeps it off!

    "ALABAMA MAYAWN!"

    "I wanna be just like Alabama Man!"

    "Alabama Man comes with everything you see here. Wife sold seperately."

    "I thought I told you to shut up!"

    "Not all people from Alabama are wife beaters."

    Best toy commercial ever! XD

  • wahahahahahaha "ALABAMA MEWWN !" hahahahaha

  • "...notallpeoplefromalabamaare­wifebeaters"

    hahahaha

  • lol busts her lip open

  • ALABAMA MAN!

  • Alabama maaaaaw

  • Alabama maaaayuhh

    Haha, I love the emphasis on the man.

  • I wanna be an alabama man

  • yeah, but then ya gotta live in this state, and i can tell you... t'ain't so cool.

    beautiful state; pretty backwoods politics.

  • The action button is a weapon of choice, only Alabama Man knows how to use it. =)

    $.X

  • ROFL. I love this episode.

  • Alabama MAWN!He's quick he's strong he's active!

  • Well you can see there was no actual button pushing in the commercial. Ah, nothing like classic false advertising in toy commercials

  • Thank you Captain obvious.

  • shut up bitch!!! WOOOW!!!

  • "When wife asks him where hes been, just use the action button, and Alabama man busts her lip open" ROFL!!!

  • I thought i told you to shutup!! haha

  • i wanna be just like alabama man to

  • Haha, holy shit i love that dude who makes all the commercial etc. voices to South Park. ALABAMA MAUN!

  • Trey Parker does most of the cheesy songs and commercials for South Park and other suck things. He does a lot of songs with his band DVDA.

  • Thanks Bot!

  • I'm from Alabama, and this is still hilarious.

  • I thought I told you to shut up Bitch! Alabama man! YEAH! Lol funny vid

  • lol at the end... "Not all people from Alabama are wife beaters." But I'm sure they're born w/ an action button xD

  • ' wow he can bowl ! '

  • thats so fucking hilarious

    laugh my fucking ass of every time

  • dear god, absolutely one of the funniest things south park ever did. I die laughing every time the theme song comes on

  • lmao, alabama mayon, funniest thing in south park.lol " he beats his wife and sleeps it off"

  • alabam man, classic lmao

  • Figures a ginger kid would play with a doll. Funny though. Not quite as good as the wacky action bike

  • hmmmmmm the bike looks cooler though

  • Alabama maion! u can take alabama man to the bowling ally where he drinks heavily and chews tabacco haha! i wanna be just like alabama man!

  • chinpokomon better thenan

  • shut up bitch! wow

  • not all people from alabama are wifebeaters

  • The line, "He beats up his wife and sleeps it off, Alabama Man!" is sooooooooooooo fucking funny.

  • shut up bitch! HUAHUSHAUHSUAHHA

  • This kills Chinpokomon. Go Alabama man!

  • MAN WTF!

  • ALABMA MAWN!!

  • I want an Alabama Maourwn for christmas.

  • Me too. The should have also mentioned his Crimson Tide fanaticism.

  • shut up btch! WOW!! < lol that sarcastic face really cracked me up LMAO

  • Good toy, but I prefer Wild and Wacky Action Bike myself.

  • me to

    it cracks me up EVRY SINGLE TIME I WATCH THE AD FOR IT i want one

    "wild wacky action bike is almost imposible to steet, AND IT GLOWS IN THE DARK!" wow

    rofl

  • HAHA yea, that ad is classic. The little kid loses control and crashes into the 18-wheeler, lol...

  • go bama roll tide

  • it's how he says man that rules...mawon! alabama mawroown!

  • rofl so true

  • that makes me happy

  • "Take him to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!"

    Not enough people appreciate that quote apparently.

  • "wow, he can bowl!!"

  • He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink some more, Alabama Man!!

  • South Park at its finest

  • he should have a mullet and a junky pickup truck

  • funny but mske the clearty better

  • He can bowl, he can drink he and drink some more its ALABAMA MAN!

  • Brett Myers should endorse this

  • Haha. He knows a thing or two about busting his wife's lip open. Phils World Series champs '08

  • He beats his wife then sleeps it off, ALABAMA MAAAN!

  • somone needs to make an actualy sitcom off of alabama man. that would be the best show ever.

  • It would be a like "Physco Dad" from married with Children

  • i love starcraft!!!

  • Who dosen't bro? well a few of the ignorant don't, I play it quite often on east and iccup :P

  • I play on east too,great game it is.

  • He can bowl he can drink he can drink some more Alabama Mauun!

  • aaaalabaaama man ! when i first saw this, some years ago, i prolly pissed/crapped meh pants !

  • Alabama MAUGHHHOWN

  • ALABAMA MAYUH, HES QUICK HES STRONG HES ACTIVE!

    hahahaha, southpark foreverrrr!!! lol

  • press the action button and alabama man busts her lip open lol an absolute winner first time i saw this i was rolling on the floor laughin.

  • At the very end "not all people from alabama, are wife beaters."

    Alabama MAUUNN

  • "I wanna be just like Alabama man!"

  • "I wanna be just like Alabama man!"

  • "I wanna be just like Alabama man!"

  • ALABAMA MAUUN!!

    HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!

    I nearly pissed my pants.

  • pure fucking gold.

  • i love how the kid is inpressed by alabama mans ability to beat his wife "WOW!" lol

  • i just coughed up my drink and almost choked

  • omg purely,epic,i love the song "ALLABAMA MAAAN"

    i also like super riding action bike.

  • Alabama Man. They don't make toys like they used to.

  • drinks heavily and chews tobacco...lol