Shaolin Super Humans

[streetwarrior31]

killing machines...no doubt

[Niteblub]

yet he is shit scared of a smal spider

[recondohoe]

im confused, did he just break that cow's neck?

[toonyfatninjas]

if i ever find a Shaolin walking down the streets i,m going to smash a brick in his head.

[gcab1000]

And then they had to pick up his arms...

[cerilsneer]

This isn't half the stuff shaolin monks can do. After they've finished their training to strengthen their fists. They can split a rams skull open with a punch. The old way of slaughtering sheep they used to use sledgehammers.

[garotosafad]

in 3:50.

aiaiai....

[KittyNipz]

Takes a real man to run into a tree.......... 

[Crunkwalker]

2:20 the cow's like "wtf bro?" haha

[truth1nessinc]

..Cocaine's is a hell of a drug...

[jwblsm83]

awesome planking skills at the end

[movies9943]

i have a research paper to write WTF AM I DOING?

[flydogg88]

the reason they're kicking so much ass is because they're wearing chuck taylors

[BiqqHairrPhrankiee69]

AND THUMBS UP WHOEVER WENT TO THE SUPER COW VIDEO NEXT XDD ?

[BiqqHairrPhrankiee69]

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[themcfilip1]

wtf ? 02:50

[shadowfighting88]

Confucious say man who get tied between two cows is bound to go nowhere.

[SyrinxPriestOf]

it's obvious, these Shaolin Monks havent dealt with "Von Helton",(look him up on youtube), Von Helton knows 15 forms of hand to hand combat and would snap these monks necks like twigs, that simple

[tudvemppi]

@SyrinxPriestOf considering these guys start learning fighting and other stuff like that at the age of 5 if not younger, i reckon any one of them would beat pretty much anyone in one-on-one combat.

[SyrinxPriestOf]

@tudvemppi was a total joke, the guy I was talking about Von Helton is a wanna be martial arts expert, I am sure if he met one of these monks face to face, he would find every excuse in the book to avoid them.

[DilbeardAlbeard]

493 dislikes are the cows and the disabled.

[ihatedavematthews]

@Normin5 your penis is fake and gay youfaggot go suck soggy dog tits



[Normin5]

FAKE AND GAY

[AbomBCow]

see that? bull wrestling. Spaniards are PANSIES!

[JoblessGuydotnet]

I need this guy for my meat factory

[squawkbox09]

@Zaruk5678 WE GOT A BADASS HERE -wiggles fingers-

[WhiteShadow9100]

the planking experts

[killacut10]

them monks did not look to peaceful they way they were beating the shit outa them cows

[squawkbox09]

@killacut10 Not really.

[killacut10]

@squawkbox09 REALLY?

[squawkbox09]

@killacut10 That was nothing. What? They were hitting them with some thin bamboo sticks? That wasn't "beating the shit out of them". Plus, what does THAT have to do with RELIGION? If this even have to do with anything pertaining to Buddhism(which isn't even really a religion at all more of a lifestyle).......... this would be considered QUITE peaceful compared to other religions.

[killacut10]

@squawkbox09 man, i was making a joke

[LikeSlimShad]

1:29 What the fuck

[chknman]

Man, they really do hit those cows don`t they?



[jprcjfu1]

at 3:52 a wood never beak that easily,i don't believe those shit

[Emaniac69]

I thought I just saw Xing Yu there. No wonder he gave this up to do movies!!

[bobboberan]

tie the ropes around his neck 

[DomRee]

I used to be Shaolin monk, then I took an arrow in the knee...

[lostcause525]

@DomRee If you were a monk, your skyrimjobbed ass woudn't have been phased by an arrow to the knee.XD

[itzSEEJAyFOOLs]

2:24 Thats so fucking up, LOL

[TwentyF0urS3ven]

Difficulty level: Asian.

[R0BJ0HNS0N]

@TwentyF0urS3ven Brother.... That is fucking funny!!!!!!! Made me laugh. Rob.

[MrMarkBray]

The bricks on the head trick is pretty cool but it would be much more impressive if the bricks were dispensed with and some one just whacked him over the head with a sledge hammer!

[j4w7]

all this training...one shot from a gun, all gone down the drain

[wannup]

But .. Will they blend? That is the question ..

[TwentyF0urS3ven]

@wannup I Lol'd so hard!

[Family08Ward]

AMERICAN COWBOYS DO THIS ALL THE TIME!

[TheDarklord0211]

Congrats, you can take a lot of pain.

Doesn't make you a fucking super human.

[MhongLi]

@TheDarklord0211 Lol, Shaolin are not trying to prove themselves that they are superhuman. It is only the Title that says it.

[smokrov3]

MAN fuck THAT small cow he WRESTLlNG let him try that shit ON my the COW from MY country he Would GET MURDERD real talk..and he think thats some shit THAT AINT SHIT of a cow check THIS OUT type BOŠKARIN in utube and pouse it at 2.18 and ppl from my country are 1 feet bigger than china man women from my country are 1 feet bigger than them small chiggers...hahaha..let him come to my neck off the woods and see how he do..

[marfg12345]

@smokrov3 both the cows weigh about 1500 pounds each you retard, why don't you try to do that thing with the ropes, they would break your arms in seconds

[smokrov3]

CHECK THIS OUT type BOŠKARIN and pouse it at 2.18 and then tell that small china man to try to wrestle THAT shit and to see if he will try this shit on them i will bet he will be scared shitless WORD THAT..check it i am not bullshiting...peace out...

[smokrov3]

CHECK OUT this shit "BOŠKARIN"type in youtube AND pouse it at 2.55 AND SEE 4 URSELF how big they are they are from my country and they will kill that small china man...peace out...

[smokrov3]

fuck the small cow let me introduce to u the BIGGEST COW in the world CHECK IT OUT u wont belive it that small china man cant do shit to them they have 2 tons "BOŠKARIN" type in youtube please and see 4 urself ...

[lethalsamuel]

a wild bull he needs to fight not helpless cow

[teddiforza]

this is why you'll never beat china's army

[adoughnut12345]

1:40 legitimately looks like so much fun hahaha.

[Myoldnamesdontwork]

2:54 what is this? making his testicles his strongest point too or something? his bones breaks bricks now his testicles needs to break legs and fists too? interesting...

[Q8379]

@Myoldnamesdontwork I saw photos of shaolin monks dragging boulders attached to their nuts. I am not kidding. In fact the guy was popular with the ladies around the temple for this very reason

[Myoldnamesdontwork]

haha monks and chicks...nice combination..wait WHAT?

[Q8379]

@Myoldnamesdontwork yeah it was in a book called American Shaolin

[jibjab351]

Stop beating that cow you cruel Chinks

[jtCheeKz]

@jibjab351 Yet its ok to eat a burger from a torturing slaughter house

[kypros19lim]

live the cows alone idiot....

[azorax]

@kypros19lim

Learn to spell, idiot.

[ProStreetGuyLorne]

@azorax They didn't spell anything wrong. The only 2 things they didn't do is capitalize "live", and place a comma in between "alone" and "idiot".

[azorax]

@ProStreetGuyLorne

They meant to spell 'leave' so it is wrong. Lol.

[gamer5004]

3:59 ultimate planking

[koovwy]

let he does the same with corrido bull

[AdamTheCosmonaut]

the part where they tried impaling the guy with a 12 inch diameter log, fuck yeah.

[PejaPavlovic14]

i totaly agree with the guy whos talking about the video :D

[davebikash619]

that guy put injection to that cow its kind of fake

[dano132454]

big deal. stretch your arms out and see how easy those ox will rip them off.

[suivatra123]

if they were given guns, they would be number 1 war machines. Them along with rambo, george bush, and michael vick.

[Razer50000]

Just ram your arm up the cows ass, 2 seconds... = arms ripped off student

[TheMostWantedFull]

que mamada es como si no hiciera nada una vaca estira ala otra y la otra tambien ke pendejada

[runeonpaskaIHANpaska]

like a boss!

[Live0rLetDie]

3:58 The origins of planking.

[MrFunFaction]

LOL it realy look like Shaolin Döner xD 1:31

[Hyunikil]

Shaolin: Grrrr.... !! AAhhh

Cow: im just a cow please leave me alone ...

[AdamTheCosmonaut]

@Hyunikil 2:14 :(

[Hyunikil]

poor cows LOL

[CkoNiS]

why do you need to train these powerf if u will never use them?

[wingedstring]

I think they gets really bored... That isnt the worse, I saw what those guys do with his balls... OMG =S (I actually respect them, very much)...

[chrisatwin007]

what kind of mental disapline did they go through

[JohnMirov]

4:06

lol if you sleep like that, you may wake up dead

[staticincanmore]

people in india would hate them for abusing cows lol

[spookylocopv]

the craziest shit ppl do to think they can find inner peace, more like attention than anything otherwise who do some stupid shit

[TheQueenskid718]

check out this video, it looks really good

youtube.com/watch?v=KHs5UEpJt9­o

[TheQueenskid718]

thats crazy

[P90Recordz]

1:08 ahhh that hurts!

[7or6]

4:06 = extreme planking

[WLmusick]

Planking on a spear, now that's hardcore

[Zrotpar]

Why was the first dude smacking the rope instead of the cow during the cow tug-of-war scene? I bet if he'd hit the cow with that stick, his buddy would've been ripped in half... Oh, and bulldogging a steer...been there, done that. Not impressed.

[MrSvpatrik]

хуйня как окозалось

[Gnilretsam]

Is this music from Kung Fu Hustle?!?!

[rafaelnk123]

WELCOME TO SHAOLIN JACKASS!

[unknownally]

PETA would not like this at all.

[hferry21ongboard]

so this is what it takes to get into asian fraternities

[boccobv]

has shit on it

[Robby303]

2 questions:

how do you hurt him?

why are they sleeping like that?

[aaewen]

@Robby303 I think sleeping like that trains their bodies even while asleep, making their bodies iron hard even at rest.

Well, they are still human, not superman. Just don't attempt to anger them, you won't need a reason to hurt them (and very likely feel their real power).

[jgm0524]

I'd like to see him try that with a Spanish Bull or an American Rodeo Bull so I could see him get tossed around like a rag doll.

[CallMeUncle14]

I would love to sleep like them

[abnercalegari]

AHHHH So now I know the origins of Planking! 3:59

[StoneWALLRamirez]

question, y do all but one stone look clean cut with the shaolin pimp 1:09

[dezaceful]

1:09..the pimp hand is strong

[amitjoshi1996]

killing animal for practice?

[MrOnetedify]

he should try wrestling a bull not some cows

[VALLESIDE818]

i can do this my penis

[holyfatherless]

man, these guys look reallly reeeeeaaaaaallllllly bored

[StylishAlastor619]

@holyfatherless its training, no shit

[RixxYbrolleyTash]

poor cows, nose hurt much? gangsta monk though stfu's

[bisnonnocanapa]

and this my friends, is what shaolin monks do when they re bored

[MsJony1234]

he pulled up 2 old cows, broke a stack of biscuits and went to the playground ? what gives ??

[fancybus]

ya try that with american cows

[claudioskifull]

apuesto q es virjen toda sus hornonas q se usan en el sexo las usa para eso en ves de indureser esa parte sele pone dura a cabesa y brasos

[PHTof10EC]

Super-human may be, but they have no cape...LOL

[PHTof10EC]

I love those crushing palms. I'm sure can use them to kill some ants....

[TERROJP]

2:43 bell usage too?

[JubbahDaBone]

1:03 ......DAAAAAMN this is a super sajan

[jaymarede]

good figther...nice

[fullofendo]

3:47 is priceless

[unknownally]

@fullofendo mwahahahahahaha!

[FoRealz42]

2:04.....good god!

[CaveGuy2008]

Lol--this is so silly--one cow is moving backwards while the other cow is moving forwards--they are not moving in opposite directions-lol. And those guys with the sticks are making sure the cows move in the appropriate direction so the Shaolin doesnt rip his arm apart-lol.

[dannyandalexvideos]

Theres a picture of this on the back of my Levi's

[Harp1909]

I think they should get a job so they all won't have to sleep in one room..

[Chad01234]

I'd be more impresssed if they could figure out how to stop despotism.

[julius923]

What the hell is wrong with these people?

[symmetry08]

A strong big boned man can withstand this kind of pull for sometime. In ancient times an average man who have been beaten down and weak cannot flex muscles, and stretched arm would be easier to tear apart.

[WarriorOfTheHeavens]

Can someone please help me understand why they do all this, because why become increadible warriors when they all want to do is live in peace?

[cerilsneer]

@WarriorOfTheHeavens your thinking of buddist or taoist monks..Shoalin monks were not all peacefull.. They were sometimes sent on mission's for the old chinese emperor's such as rescuing nobles, or sometimes assassinations.

[WarriorOfTheHeavens]

@cerilsneer Oh right it makes that sense now! Thank You! ^_^

[vorman4]

HIT HIM AGAIN !

[rlllam]

thats so dumb you have a cow applying force to the right and another to the left

if you do the math that's almost no unbalanced force lol

[horrorshowmalchick]

@rlllam

They don't stop each other from pushing against his shoulders.

[wedgeh05]

@rlllam And if you do the maths, you will see that the man is acting to pass the opposing tensions of the two cows through himself that, in all likelihood, weigh 2-3 times what he does, and have 2-3 times the power.

Don't say lol when you try to sound smart.

[devilhunterred]

@rlllam No, you are dumb. A rope with a horse pulling on both sides of the body is actually a form of corporal punishment used since ancient times, it was also used as a death sentence to criminals to rip them literally apart into two pieces. Look it up.

The fact that this Shaolin monk was able to withstand it is an amazing feat.

[haloroxall4me]

Pffffft your doing it wrong 4:00 - 4:27

[DeanGoulding]

Pfft... bet they can't send a fax like me.

[dorron19]

@DeanGoulding bet you just can send fax

[indomitusEvehementis]

@DeanGoulding YES, THEY CAN

[DeanGoulding]

@indomitusEvehementis Then I'm doomed.

[sch618]

chin chaaang pawuaaa

[chicagonorthridge]

HOLY COW!!!



[elbinkbcao]

stupd as hell. fkn clowns

[rsuriyop]

It's a good thing that UFC and MMA fighters don't train like this--nobody would win and fights would end in a draw all the time. lol..

[mynameisbob333]

you should stop wrestling the cow and cook it! im hungry...

[mbrushoff]

I'm smoke free after 30 years, strong mind no drug. This is what it is, the will.

[pinoy51289]

i admire this but like think about it

ur really wasting ur life for the power to move a cow ahahaha

[jonnyzz139]

I'd rather enjoy my life than torture myself every day with that masochistic bullshit.

[jfleminator]

2:15 That's very convincing.

[algeacw]

they sleep like total ninjas

[BennyLanguageFreak]

zang zing long danzun kungu pangschang chichung zi paitung...

[sativascience]

If any one doubts that this is real youtube search The best of extreme kung fu ever part1. Some of the techniques displayed will blow youre mind!

[zanfar19]

Don't try to do the same

[TitanHB]

umm... all you are is a link in the chain and the bulls are pulling each other... not saying i could do this at anytime, but definitely if meditative and focused, is more than possible

[teiite22]

all fake, chinese kids are too pussy too

[MrMitokiller]

LOAD OF WANK!!!!!

[reye35]

I guess the WU-TANG was right...

[MZephyrM]

Thumbs up if you ignore top comments that are a reply because the youtube commenting system makes you scroll...

[sKiTzMiCk69]

See you do that to a lion

[sKiTzMiCk69]

Poor cows... Would like to s

[NowSirius]

2:13 Now THAT is taking cow tipping to the extreme... xD

[jrzy49]

I've seem them tie a bull to each testicle in the same fashion.

[morhahaha]

aww man watching this makes me think its gunna end with mortal kombat fatality

[rumbler227]

pssh i do that stuff all the time

[TheExoticGod]

guys... lets go wrestle a bull..

[Xihir22]

nor was the battering ram. physics.. if he can displace that force while given very little room to be knocked back then awesome

the first thinh with the bulls was not that impressive, he shoul