Drive By Killed a Bird

[dobadriver]

You're a monster

[SeberHusky]

Who's up for some BLUE JAY BURGERS? Anyone? Anyone?

watch?v=i0Sazh6eOUY

[stevenekin2]

fag this as animal abuse



[lyoko9011]

@stevenekin2

Its not, the driver cant even see the bird flying across and hit the window next... its like trying to catch a light

[puppy459]

lol

[pallues]

ur lucky it wasnt a deer lunging out of the bush, then again would have made a more entertaining vid and we could all laugh at a dumbshit wrecking himself

[blakegriplingph]

Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics - even if you win you're still a retard.

[DroppedGT]

has PETA contacted you yet? They will probably try to outlaw motor vehicles.

[scindians]

stupid niggers always wanting blood

[prescomp]

@scindians or sperm..or pussy juice.....f..n.niggers...this excludes all the homeless ones.....than again...no not them either.

[giganticdrill]

Houstin, we have a lunch bird.

Austin: Yeah baby yeah!!  Do I make u horny

I said houstin, not austin...

Austin: Ok.. Im going to go over there now.. yeah O_o

[LeighMcGrath]

Hey man, fucken Nice!

[miguel4897]

omg

[Raiqette]

Wow, it's amazing to me how many people find it funny that something died.

And disturbing.

[DakotaLynnMartin]

@Raiqette well ya. if someone went to kick a ball, missed and ended up on their butt, would you laugh? well of course you would. And seeing as this is a bird and not a person, its ignorance and lack of luck are comical.

[Raiqette]

@DakotaLynnMartin

I'm sorry. what. xD

I don't see how this is at all comparable to someone falling down. this bird just DIED, it didn't fall over brush itself off and fly away again. I don't know how intelligent you think a bird is to find it 'ignorant' that it ran into a car. But I will admit it's unlucky.

But then again, if he didn't go speeding down the road just to film his entirely unimpressive car it wouldn't have died in the first place to post it on youtube.

[DakotaLynnMartin]

@Raiqette Oh shut up you liberal pussy.I'm tired of all you limp dick candy ass panzies.Grow a spine for Americas sake.If you are "American" you should be ashamed of your self.Our Ancestors didn't make America by hugging trees.This country was made with pure sweat, blood, and justice.Something that weaklings like you lack today because you are pampered with technology.You wouldn't know the meaning of hard work if it bit you in the ass.Don't bother responding, cause i wont waste my energy on you.

[Raiqette]

@DakotaLynnMartin

Dude. I am an NRA loving, pro life supporting Glenn Beck watching conservative who has a six day a week job outside in the sun, heat and humidity of Florida and still doesn't make enough money to put myself in school. You don't find many people my age who HAVE worked as hard as I have. and while I may be all for hunting, fishing, and the like, this guy went speeding down a road in a crappy car and hit a bird. And people find it funny.

It's kind of pathetic.

[DakotaLynnMartin]

@Raiqette ahh...So we have alot more in common than i thought. Glenn Beck rocks! And yes I agree he shouldn't been speeding down the road. But no one is laughing because the bird died....well i guess some people are but.......I for one am not. Im laughing because if you think about it, what are the friggin odds of that happening? Very slim, it would take forever for that to happen like that again.

[Raiqette]

@DakotaLynnMartin

Yes he does, I wish I could be at the 8/28 event this weekend.

But still, you shouldn't assume things about people. Just because I LIKE animals doesn't make me a raging liberal. My family is in the military and law enforcement. xD generations.

And yeah, a lot of people are laughing at the bird and I get so tired of videos of animals getting killed, or even videos of people screwing with animals because they're bored it just pissed me off to no end.

[The1FastGP]

i waz driving and ther was a bird on the road, it juz stood there i ran him ova, looked in my mirror and saw a puff of feathers lol

[ElTunerBoi]

Nooooooooooo!!!

[Midgetman303]

lol....feathers fluttering

[5508617]

OMG youre car hits a bird

you basterd XD

[DACLAWER]

just like a cartoon

[kakapeepeepoopyshire]

there were squirls crossing a road infront of me, the first one runs to safety having guts, the second runs to safety, he also has guts, the third one goes back because he forgot his nuts.

[OnLyBuLL3Tz]

suicide.... happens with all living creatures.. wonder if he was getting bullied?

[johnsivy]

pause at 0:09 seconds

[jsquad192837465]

R

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[vorrap]

NIce el

[Slyther83]

if that retard bird wore a helmet he might still be alive right now

[shit311]

nice 4 dinner

[pescadomaligno]

lol birds are so fucking stupids

[d15civic]

thats a sick ass front bumper

[theslowestcar]

imagine the bird got hit and then it hit u!!!!

[Jourei91]

Did bird di... Of f this.

[tictactimmy]

OH MY GOD! IT WAS OJ! HES AT IT AGAIN!!!!

[xDarknest07x]

lol...if you would of been doind the limit it might not of died....lol

PWNED

[NovainAway]

didnt you check to see if it was still alive?

And maybe if you drove slower it might still be alive now if it died.

[Littledude66]

it was a drive by. you are suppose to go fast. it's just a bird lol

[cometfrenzy101]

haha sooo comical

theres even feathers floating after it dies

[XxBlackWarlordxX]

R.I.P :D

[tropeak20]

The BIrD is FUCKED UP!

[kanackemitbart]

1on1

[moonthewolf101]

the bird thought it was superman and tried to see if it could tip yur car lol

[stickyricekid]

i guess the bird thought it could beat your car..guess not lol

[asfeed01]

the vid fucking lags

[jigilypuffl]

its called frame by frame <_<

[asfeed01]

no shit i know that

[OriginalAtomicSheep]

get a better comp

[InsertNameHeree]

HeadShot!

[zerozeroKAok]

AWESOME!!!!

[safianmirzabaig]

...i wonder how u just happened to be filming it at the right time with perfect view...

[Quatmanproductions]

coincidence i think so!!!! shit happens

[MrKolot]

ПТИЧКУ птичку не жалко круто её аж перья полетели какая скорость была интерестно.

[guting]

PWNED

[jdearman77]

too bad they didn't roll over, that would have taught them to slow the F down

[NSCSsm]

I like 0:27! LOL!

[IR0BI]

omfg wtf

[Nick24Abuel]

you could see the feathers...lol

[SammySlammerB]

wow thats a crazy scene to catch on camera atleast it did not die in vain cause we all got a good laugh at the very least and im sure its in birdy heaven being a birdy pimp with all his lil birdy bitches

[teknotoast]

@SammySlammerB So, when you get hit by a car going a buck twenty and the video gets released on youtube, we can all have a good laugh? And it'll be ok cause you didn't die in vain.

[jamesfolk]

that bird got owned

[UnholyTaurenDK]

Its sick. But insanely funny and i cant stop laughing by reflex.

[brailsfordderek]

look at the feathers

[bcorreia1993]

my dad hit a bird at 60 mph. its head got stuck in the grill and the rest exploded on the windshield and rolled over the car

[TiteNYC]

RIP bird :(

[AnbuBlackOps4]

scrape it off the road and it will be fine

[EZdick1234]

RIP poor little birdy.

[youmotherfuckingcunt]

must be an orials fan....

[puppypenguin]

EPIC FAIL!

[Rambosson2012]

I thought there was going to be a bird shot up with an uzi. =(

[72ve17]

why did the bird cross the road

[LittleFunnyPerson]

to get killed by a pretty car?

[xSigzenx]

IT DIDNT! LOLOLOLOLOL

[hdbi2vs]

to get to the other side! unfortunately he didn't

[Vladey14]

lmao its funny that at the end theres feathers floating

[cornerStorekrew]

keep pausing the vid and playing it and stop around 9 seconds you can see the bird smashed

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

And it's glorious. True proof that natural selection works.

Any bird dumb enough to randomly fly in front of a car which is going 120 MPH deserves to die.

[thestarwarsfreakass]

lol

[MCTemPErENce]

owned

[monsterjamfan123]

the hood of the car was the real victim in this situation

[phonix032]

jay bird forgot to look both ways before crossing the road its its fault.

[jewlzben]

The bird wasnt wearing a helmet! safety first.

[mrblob20]

ur a fuckin fat ass... It's funny... if you weren't such a fat ass... your car woulda gone faster and you probably would of missed hitting the bird.....It's ironic -- that your lard ass was the cause of an innocent healthy lean fit bird's death... thank u fakin ricer

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

Kinda ironic that a guy with the user name "mrblob" is calling someone else fat.

You a vegetarian MrBlob? I sure as hell ain't.

Animals kill other animals. It's nature. Just be glad that this bird died a quick death instead of being torn apart and eaten alive by a cat.

Oh, but you'd think it's fine for a cat to kill a bird, but not for a person to hit a bird with their car.

Awesome.

[mrblob20]

'mrblob' is ironical -- just like the really big guy named 'smalls'.

And yes I'm a vegetarian.

Of course its fine for a cat to kill a bird -- if the bird wasn't smart enough to get away from a cat, then thats how evolution works.

And it's because of this fat ass should of been running track instead of trying to look cool in a car -- and you must be another fat guy whose disgruntled with my commentz?

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

I knew it.

Why is it that vegetarians become all smug and self righteous with themselves?

Listen, I love animals. I have a cat and a bird. I use to breed and raise guinea pigs. But I love meat. If you want to be a vegetarian, go for it. But don't act like you're morally superior for it.

If early man didn't eat meat, we wouldn't be here right now, as hunting predates agriculture.

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

Now regarding cats, most cats kill far more than what they will eat. They toy with the prey for as long as it will stay alive, slowly torturing it to death.

Now, this video shows a bluejay getting hit by a car. There were no other cars on the road, and the bluejay could have chosen to fly across the road at anytime. It choose to fly in front of the car.

That's called "Natural Selection". Only the smartest and strongest survive.

Also, if you think I'm a fat guy, check out my channel.

[mrblob20]

You can't help what other animals do -- It's not like they know any better.

But humans should be held accountable for everything they do.

And yes, it is a morally superior position to be a vegetarian; especially knowing how the meat industry operates currently; you have no argument at all.

BTW Richard Dawkins, an evolutionary biologist, who dedicated most of his life to study animals (zoology) even concluded it is morally superior -- and yet he still eats meat.

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

Oh come off it man. Listen to yourself.

Do you believe that man evolved from animal? Yes. Now, tell me, at which point did man stop being an animal? And if he did, what did he become? A spiritual being?

That would kinda negate the theory of evolution, wouldn't it.

You say we should be held accountable for what we do. By who, God? Ourselves? Each other? Mother Nature?

Humans didn't fight their way to the top of the food chain just to become vegetarians.

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

Further more, I don't drive a car. I ride my bike, and take public transit. So I guess I should pretend I'm better that the guy in this video.

Do you drive a car? If you do, than I guess I am morally superior to you. After all, MY method of transportation isn't polluting the earth! Not only am I looking out for animals, but plants as humans as well! I guess I'm morally superior to you, because you only care about animals.

*facepalms*

[mrblob20]

I never said I was morally superior to anyone. I said it's a morally superior position to take. Overall, you might be morally superior-- I don't know, I try to be as ethical as I can.

For you to say that we shouldn't be held accountable because we are just animals it just means you need to be educated. You really have to read more books on the subject. We became accountable the minute we became aware of the consequences of our actions.

And don't confuse biology with philosophy and morality.

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

mrblob20: "I never said I was morally superior to anyone."

mrblob20: "And yes, it is a morally superior position to be a vegetarian"

That's called "hypocrisy".

[mrblob20]

That's called, "not knowing how to read". Or, let's just say, you are too lazy to read my whole post.

Hitler stood for greater animal rights -- which was quite moral of him. It doesn't make him morally superior to anyone by any stretch.

Do you understand now? Kid.

[eyeAMtwinkEE]

So riding a bus that pours out co2 is morally superior than a prius?

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

What???

[tomtrigger15]

dont tell me ur moaning about the video being cruel u fuckin numbnuts does it look deliberate

fucking obese american imbeciles!

[mrblob20]

NO I just stated that if he had lost some weight, the car would of gone faster and might of missed the bird.

[Rivisten]

Hear, Hear!

[gnavaratnam]

cool car

uncool murder

[spartanguy00]

toooo fast!

[kujuots]

you try to slow down, it's imposible

[gareof]

I mean he didn't even slow down AFTER he killed the poor, little, innocent, happy, friggin' bird - he could have stopped to see if he could render C.P.R. or call 911 or something !

[kujuots]

maybe he noticed that bird only on the road, after he came to take his cam

[monsterjamfan123]

lolz!!!! 911?

[colinpoh]

Watch again, rear brake lights after the impact, he did react to slow down after the impact.

[gareof]

yeah, you're right but look at the driver's face as he's driving by (in slow mo) he's not even looking at the bird, he is just concentrating on going faster and faster until he kills the bird...there is no stopping drivers like that I tell you,.. no stopping them - he may have put on his brakes but there was no stopping

[Joshuaj0s4]

lOL! BIRD IS DEAD!

[mrblob20]

this was done on purpose.... ricer ran out of chicken for his rice.

[smha95]

ur a retarded piece of crap.....

[axlisback99]

oh wow, fuckwits exceeding the speed limit on a public road in a japanese car to show off to youtube and try and look cool, when will you dickheads learn? seriously?

[oconnor592]

relax tough guy .... know one wants to hear you pretend to be tough over you tube

[oconnor592]

fake... why wood that guy randomly be video taping this

[toukopuoko]

Why would this be a fake? Why cant U believe that car just hit a bird? is it so impossible? You stupid fuck!

[Enwod]

FAKE! Why wud u be rndomly replying?

I fucking hate these fake comments, there must be a fuck load of Youtube users walking around ignoring their senses :/

[thedefiantrebel]

lol

[freddiehouthuyzen]

speeding kills......

[bridgeportedrotary]

ricer lolz jk jk jk

[EgozyGeae]

why?! WHY?!?!

[cmisterking90]

haha lol

[MrChuckles7700]

Was a burlap bag driving your car?

[ytismylife]

LOL

Look at the feathers

[richardo1227]

poor bird :(

[torkilbe]

the car would go alot faster if you lost some weight

[BrambleH]

hahahaha lmao

[BBarry09]

Fantastic, Il sleep tonight!

[spiritisawsome123]

did the bird die??

[MrsGothWayxxx]

lovely

[Hocksjk2]

its fake

[Invasian28]

Prove it.

[teglaalatt]

why would anyone make a fake video like that?

[54spiritedwill54]

LOL like something out of a cartoon, the feathers are a classic!

[Schaibe83]

Look at his face in 0:28 ??

[skorpionsRB]

lol

[jocomat9]

its funny that birds have the WHOLE SKY to fly around in but they choose under 5 feet to fly over the road...at the exact same time a car goes by...like look at the reality its astrinomical....but i guess most are dumb...i hate to say it bit its true

[jocomat9]

astronomical**

[kenster96]

lol did u see the bird on the street? how did that guy not see it?

[FUSION144]

lol comedy!

[MParseface38]

nice lexus.

i hit a bird once with my old BMW.

[guitarhero0148]

ha HA good job

[specialfx17]

nice coincidence

[IM1deadMONEY]

HA! Once my car antenna whipped a little bird right out of the air!

[skorpionsRB]

XD XD

[CN300]

drive slower next time butthead !!!^^

[7182emo]

R.I.P bird

[karkraz]

lol @ feather falling at the end

[tubeyou443]

There's nothing to be upset with anyone about. This was just coincidence that no one could have stopped. I'd be upset if they intentionally ran over the bird, but they did not mean to.

[jikininki1]

omfg so freaking funny!!!

[2KC2]

LMFAO!!!!!

[theitalian123]

i bet that bird was payed worms to try to outsmart that guy. Birds are fukin dumbasses

[magicbirdaustin]

Your a fucking dumbass. What the hell do u mean that the bird was trying to outsmart?

[Smexyblonde4792]

who the fuck is randomly on the side of the road video taping this shit....

GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!

[Rciwws]

dude thats just a civic...lol

[FatJoe214]

hahahaha thats so messed up its funny you need to put up a vid of a dog or squirel

[jjmore12]

no more fruit loops? :(

[v0rt3x86]

notice the fender rust on the slow-mo haha

[GManNickG]

magicbirdaustin is officially a douche twat.

He's one of those people that goes exactly the speed limit because it's the law and doesn't realize we drive cars to get places fast, not sit behind slow ass fucks like you.

On a side note, bird got pwned.

[magicbirdaustin]

Go fuck yourself.I don't even drive,I'm 15 years old.Besides,Humans are the fucking reason why birds and tons of other animals are dying every minute.

[GManNickG]

@bird:

Yes, humans are the reason why things die, congrats on your astute observation.

Hey, why don't you help out and kill yourself? That way less things die because of you existing!

I'm going to guess you're a self-righteous vegetarian, or soon to be? Doesn't matter, I just ate another animal.

[magicbirdaustin]

Whatever I'm stopping this argument now.I just like birds that is why I was upset.

[GManNickG]

Hey, I like birds to, I have one a few rooms away from me.

But what was he suppose to do? Dive off the road for the bird he couldn't see coming?

And please, when you get older drive your car quickly, cars were made for a reason. If you are driving because it's easier than walking, take the bus.

Trying to make him feel bad because he wasn't driving 5 MHP, making sure dumb birds didn't fly in front of him, is terribly stupid.

[magicbirdaustin]

That bird wasn't stupid! How could it have known that a car was coming 70mph down the road! Besides, birds are way smarter than humans

[GManNickG]

Smart...for domesticated pets. Sure, my dog can't pick up a purple toy, but a bird can be trained to do it. That doesn't make him smart.

The most common "birds are smart than humans" point is a study where a parrot was found to be smarter than a toddler.

Big whoop.

You know how it could've known there was a car? By looking. Oh, it didn't know to look? Then I guess it's not as smart as you think it is.

If birds were smarter than humans than we'd be the ones getting domesticated by birds.

[magicbirdaustin]

Dude,you don't have to dive so much into my statements,lol. What do you do,research? Besides,why would a bird look while crossing the road? It's instinct, because way back in the 1700s,they were no roads, so there was no need to look around.This trait was passed down.

[GManNickG]

I took about 2 seconds to find the parrot fact, don't think I lose sleep over it.

Yes, the bird wouldn't look because he never has had to. BTW, you need to rephrase your statement.

"Birds didn't need to deal with cars until 1700" The way you said it makes it sound like birds were magically invented in the 1700's.

But you've already proved my point: Birds aren't smart enough to adapt. They are dumb creatures.

[magicbirdaustin]

Your a fucking moron.Birds are smart.And if you like them aswell, why are you calling them dumb?

[hurrikanejae]

you seem pretty convinced that you know what you are talking about but apparently you have never googled "alex the parrot" or seen the video of him on that researcher's webpage...sadly he died not too long ago :(

[Zdudeisme]

magicbird guy, please get a life

[magicbirdaustin]

stfu

[GManNickG]

LOL I give concrete examples and all I get is "well you're wrong, take my word for it."

Birds are not smart, look above. They are smart compared to other animals but nowhere near a humans level. Do you see birds doing math or building cities?

Neither do I.

And I like birds, doesn't mean I have to lie to myself and live in a fantasy word where my bird is just as smart as me.

They are dumb and cute. And apparently suck at dodging cars.

[magicbirdaustin]

WTF do you mean that they cant do math???Of course they cant do fucking math or they cant talk! Alrighty, ending this again,lol.I was just upset that you called birds dumb.They are most certaintly not dumb.

[magicbirdaustin]

O yea,parrots CAN talk,lol.They just dont kno what they are saying.....

[GManNickG]

You have to be the stupidest person I have ever met, do I have to explain everything to you or is it possible for you to draw your own conclusions.

"WTF do you mean that they cant do math???Of course they cant do fucking math or they cant talk!"

THE REASON BEING THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID ANIMALS. Shit, take a moment and think.

"O yea,parrots CAN talk,lol.They just dont kno what they are saying..... "

Once again: BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID.

I win, you lose, get over it.

[dneil73]

actually, they do math. How do you think they figure in their rest stops for bathroom breaks when they are flying south...tee hee

[hurrikanejae]

better yet, use youtube to find "Goodbye to Alex a gifted parrot"

[GManNickG]

God, another idiot thinking birds are smart?

Congrats, you think I haven't heard of him? Of course I have, and like I said above, he's smart for a bird.

You don't see us running around congratulating people for being able to count or express feelings. That's probably because it's basic human ability.

Like I said, birds are stupid. Smart for animals, but still dumb.

I can only hope you two die somehow, hopefully Darwin style, to help out the human gene pool.