Sandwich - Durex Ad

[Qemum]

it was kept cold to guarantee it is solid.

[AliciaMaricia]

best face ever! XD

[2668860]

what's going on here? I don't get it!

[zico739]

AHAHAHAHA

[TheFaffster]

I don't like cucumbers, but I'd certainly eat it.

[swaggerofthedagger]

I don't think my face could make a more grossed-out expression.

[anoonymous1234567890]

Maybe she enjoys the cool sensation.

[stancosmos]

why... would she put it back in the fridge.

[TheDoctor212]

the mom's response was the best part.

[bv90andy]

why would you put it back in the fridge? and why would channel 5 block this in the uk? had to use a proxy...

[laurierchick11]

surprise! 

[Akhara]

there was cucumber in the fridge...

[VonShteinen]

HOLY CRAP. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[lisa320]

O.O

[oldinternets]

So we finally found Melissa...

[samzr93]

@HappyCat1225: It's in reference to a screenshot from Yahoo! Answers, which was posted on Reddit a day ago. Unfortunately, YouTube isn't letting me post the URL to the picture.

[SuperArsha23]

HELLOOO

[cody31837]

It's probably a pickle now instead of a cucumber. 

[jacmarpett]

A cucumber? Pfff. What a pussy.

[Foggen]

@jacmarpett Cucumbers can get alarmingly large.

[DoctorWorm01]

"That's way too big for you!"

[mikeythepikey69]

the thumbnail for the Durex "fish" commercial on the right looks like the lady is pullin' a fish outta her arse, or putting one in.....?

[HappyCat1225]

why is everybody saying Melissa?

[270Gmoney]

Melissa.......enough said

[shitbomber]

VAG GOO

[strikkebil]

gross

[kemita]

She just needs a bigger boyfriend

[sonicoliver]

if I can't enjoy with the sound down, it's not a good ad.

[viktordoit]

All your base are belong to us

[Kaboom379]

LOLOL REDDIT INSIDE JOKES.

[Masterbeef6779]

@Kaboom379 its like our own secret clubhouse password

[gregarious24]

My dad walks into the room and I JIZZ. ON. CUCUMBERS.

[ErtomicV]

I wouldn't mind if I was the boyfriend.

[MrDae83]

OH MY GOD, the amount of win here is so awesome :)

[SimpleIronTruth]

THE. DOG. ATE. IT.

[TeQuiiLaSHoTZz]

why was this blocked in UK?! Its a UK ad?! I had to proxy my IP to see it.

And you don't put back in the fridge! You throw it out of the window into the neighbor's garden.. we don't do anything right

[rocketmaniscool]

heck I'll eat it ....and her hehehe! 

[ghuffnaglee]

reddit here



[OoCATSABLANCAoO]

I guessing the girls name is Melissa?

[geodesicks]

I'm from reddit and so is my wife.

[DDDowney]

@geodesicks congrats.

[mojorollcat]

DIGG ANYONE LOL

[gotbean]

@mojorollcat nah, reddit

[mojorollcat]

@gotbean ... oh sherlock, Ive found a clue!!

[Idkghghg]

@mojorollcat if i could downvote you I would.

[ogami1972]

every person who has commented in the last 24 hours is from ebaums lol BUSTED GUIZE.

[KibleKat]

@ogami1972 No.

[0a0x0e0]

@ogami1972 not even close

[deathsminion25]

@ogami1972 from Reddit

[logotgr]

The proper follow up procedure would have been to toss it over the fence into the neighbor's yard for their dog to eat.

[afsdgdfgergerg]

Brilliant!

[abadgaem]

Dude sounds like Jon Snow.

[Diegus04]

what was the last thing he said? i couldn't understand

[FreakExceptionale]

@chengda85 a classy child

[Naiuhz]

It's an indirect message that the boyfriend can not pleasure her as much as a cucumber.

[himanshu17292]

i cant really understand anythng :O what was in fridge?

[synthemescthewise]

@himanshu17292 im 12 and what is this?

[amiribrahim77]

These sandwiches need MORE BACON

[chengda85]

who the fuck makes sandwiches when parents visit....

[scoutsouljademoman]

REDDIT THUMBSUP!

[PMWxCLANx]

Melissa...

[KappaSigJSU]

Poker Face

[knammer1]

:megusta:



[therulerofthewolves]

Reddit; it's a vicious cycle.

[01Chilling001]

THUMBS UP FOR NARWHALS AND BACONZZ................*foreve­ralone

[ShackNastyVideos]

AT MIDNIGHT AT MIDNIGHT

[Trav1190]

Melissa?

[straightarrowshot]

It's funny because the cucumber was in her vagina

[ElephantHannibal]

@straightarrowshot How do you know it wasn't in her OTHER vagina?

[youtubasoarus]

LOL

[BUCK3TM4N]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[animeaddt]

lol im here becuz of reddit

[Voskay]

@animeaddt I tried to upvote you but they only have a thumbs up

[MrEcted]

@animeaddt Have a down-vote.

[CanadaianRage]

@animeaddt Welcome to the club!

[deadapostle]

@animeaddt LOL you ignorant slut, learn some grammar and stop calling digg reddit.

[Elfbag]

@animeaddt reddit has viruses you fool!

[animeaddt]

@Elfbag lololololol viruses only affect u if you dont have protection XP

i gotz like super pro protection

[hpsfl]

@animeaddt It really is. Ahahaha.

[madmarine2010]

and then a dog came by and ate what was left

[lone2k]

If I were her dad, I would scold her and make her buy her own vegetables from now on... just sayin

[MrCannibal1993]

stolen from reddit. well done.

[MrCannibal1993]

@MrCannibal1993 was suppose to be a reply to lone2K

[Mr3WolfMoon]

Her face when she realized what's she's eating LOO

[TheBacon131]

#LOL

[Sepharite]

I wouldn't mind eating that cucumber....

[zeroanor]

@Sepharite You are incredibly pathetic.

[iosgr]

She should have thrown that cucumber to the neighbor's yard. Good chances neighbor's dog ate that cucumber as well.

[audas]

@iosgr

Ohhhh - the universe implodes = I wonder if there was white gunk all over it, pickled from weeks under the bed, her dad was eating like he didn't know, he KNEW, he stood there staring at her while she used it, made her pay for it he did - YOU PAY FOR THAT from your allowance - very, very unhygienic.

New Zealanders dont have a prostate.....

[GnomeyNewt]

@audas someone was reading reddit today

[walkertexasranger33]

@audas are you one of those odd types? where sentences never make sense

[audas]

@walkertexasranger33

There's ten cents in sentences - choice bro.

I hear that in New Zealand they tried to register all their cats as sex offenders in order to cut down on unhygienic vegetable abuse - those crazy Kiwis, when will they ever learn to use a recorder.

[walkertexasranger33]

@audas penis

[JRCrowley]

Wow, Brits have to be the most unsexy people on this planet. lol.

[shadowoc91]

@JRCrowley Yeah, lets judge all people on these 4!

[neocon70]

"why put it back in the fridge?" yeah, everyone knows you keep under the mattress until it rots. then give it to your neighbor's dog.

[EvanEdinger]

@neocon70 reddit <3

[TheDoorknob1]

@neocon70 upvote for you good sir

[stupidguyaabbcc]

@neocon70 i see what you did dar

[kingjas]

@neocon70 I see what you did there :-)

[whatsupfizznugget]

@neocon70 eye sea watt ewe tit their

[quinnweller]

@neocon70 Or,you know,throw it away....

[iGangster]

@neocon70 OMG I know where you got that from HAHAHAAHA! It's funny because that was a yahoo answers/reddit reference! looooooooool

[TheTechmanthefirst]

@neocon70 YOU CAN'T FOOL ME YOU GOT THAT FROM REDDIT!

[thewrtingwriter]

@TheTechmanthefirst STOP TELLING THE FUCKING TWELVE YEAR OLD YOUTUBERS ABOUT US, GOD DAMMIT!

[ajomez]

@neocon70 this

[Igosuki]

@neocon70

REDDIT FOR THE WIN

[Crurp]

@neocon70 brilliant. coonection.

[jewses]

@neocon70 i totally read this thread hahaha kind of FML moments

[CHA0Z4649]

@neocon70 o, how I <3 reddit

[robszol]

@neocon70 ohhh reddit.. well played.

[Redxvant]

This goes with that reddit post haha

[baweery]

@Redxvant yes it does you simple minded idiot

[jakedude11]

id eat that sandwich :)

[Sugarandspite95]

He probably peeled the cucumber.

[FreddyMunoz]

is that Mellissa?

[fmsnook]

wait...i thought the dog was suppose to eat it

[titowilliam]

can someone put here by written what they´re saying?

[Concorde1059]

@titowilliam The parents are over for a visit, and they're making sandwiches. The younger woman asks the younger man if he went shopping, and he says "no, but there was a cucumber in the fridge." I think you can figure out the rest. :p

[Bireno]

@titowilliam Funny, I can understand them perfectly well. You, on the other hand... not so much.

[unitedstrike]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SANDWICHES MAKE YOU!

[pandabellavengence]

wtf lmao

[west590uncut]

LMFAO!! Xd

[karmonblake88]

crazy fucking British people!

[keg112]

oh god. OH DEAR GOD.

[gamingnerds92]

to petsaresocool put it back in the fridge so it wont go bad so she can reuse

[NikiFreefall]

so disturbing but funny ;p

[Whamesl0l]

lawlz haha

[rodydoo12]

bahahahaha ohhh my goodnesss... lml <3

[Grmario85]

wrong

[029303000]

Hahahah

[armywife012205]

Okay seriously, why the fuck did she put it BACK IN the fridge?

lolz

[wittlebo]

That is so fucking brilliant! Saw it on a message board a couple of years ago, so glad I found it!

[frizzboo123]

Haahahaha :)

[Zubick31]

Thats gross lol

[halo6842]

OH MY GOD XD

[henryblazer]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skankuser]

OOOOOHhhhhh, I GET IT.  She was shoving the cucumber up her ASSHOLE. Makes perfect sense!

Man, I'd hate eating my own shit too.

[Polaris18CDN]

no, other hole lol

[firetamer102]

-_-

come back in 5 years 8 year old.

[MrJeff628]

Type in funny sandwich. It's the 3rd one down from the top with a picture of a loaf of bread in a basket. FUNNY!!!!!!!

[KaTZoNFiRe36]

it pickled

[PastYourDeadTime]

At first I didn't understand "having something in"

I guess it is having food in the fridge? a british saying? haha

[Apater6076]

And I bet he eats her out and doesn't flinch at all!

[camokidddd69]

HAHAHA.

classic ;D

[sexyrussiangirl7]

haha wow! that is soo wrong!

[trondy89]

The look of her face! Priceless! This should be used in a VISA commercial!

[JamesAndConnor]

@trondy89 I think you mean Mastercard?

[MichaelLawlorRojas]

She used the pickle to wank

[Amziee2k9]

i dont get it =/ lol

[trondy89]

Cucumbers are oftenly used by women when their vibrator or dildo is not working as intented. *cough cough*

[victor57099]

they were eating the girl's vibrator hahaha

[kafcin]

hahahahaha!!!

[piewiistuff1]

hahahaha

[AndreiCoronel]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[Tauchp]

rofl

[5monkeys]

lmao! fucking hilarious!

[frostednightmare]

That is so wrong, in a weird type of way.

[stolenonyx]

ROFLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­1

[lilceza13]

OH I GET IT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rockjock7]

whats your names guys?

[xxAHIPPIExx]

OMFG!! AAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Hoshimaru57]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[TheBeatrycze]

Omg, It was... horrible. I like it! ^^

[BalletDancer312]

SICK lol lol lol

[Oz4theWorld]

oh my god eheh

[ebutu007]

what does he say at 0:23?

[Inmate313]

huh he said there was a cucumber in the fridge get it

[Hyperkubus88]

"Delicious sandwiches"

[Peonchrist]

"...should... should I keep chewing?"

[apbrit2009]

ya i bet her mother is partial to cucumber lol

[dragonrow3]

LOL!