REMOTE CONTROL

[sistalinda]

My company has share ware also. My desktop is fixed from thousands of miles away. Guess from what country its fixed.

[tomatogoo]

i'm not renting it shoes. i'm not buying it a beer. it's not taking your turn.

[nessalu]

Ain't a damn thing wrong with midget porn!!

[patflix]

I agree. It's the little things that make life interesting.

(Way too obvious. Sorry. Best I can do at 2:30AM)

[NoNobsCartoons]

Midget porn, huh? See? That just goes to show that the internet is best used for in-depth research. In other words, stay away from short subjects!

[patflix]

HA!!!!!!!

[ZITZON]

P.S. I love the montaramike soundtrack "Banga"

[patflix]

So do I. Great stuff.

[ZITZON]

Have you got a link for that midget porn site?

[patflix]

Hi Tina. Check out "Bridget the Midget".

[tomatogoo]

Ouch! Fucking fascist!

[patflix]

They're nihlists, Donny.

[bonomomarco]

u have buy a Mac! ;-)

[ROBwithaB]

Revenge of the Little People.

Do you know how many of them you can fit into a Trojan Horse?

[patflix]

OK. I'll take the bait. HOW MANY?

You have to give me the punchline. Please.

[josephpuente]

I have featured this video on one of my blogs... if anyone actually read my blogs that would actually mean something.

[patflix]

The fact that you featured it is quite a compliment. Thanks!!

[Sadistica]

hehe cool, also I had to do this last year, was much fun watching... a little bit confusing though ;)

[patflix]

I'm glad you said you watched it. So did I. I actually watched him working for an hour before it dawned on me that I should turn the camera on. HI ALICE!!!

[Sadistica]

hehe yeah it can be fun - as long as the other person can fix the problem ;)

So, how is life treating you Pat? All good on your side? I'm still in NY, but also I have many, many news to tell - obviously not here, so bare with me, I will email you asap.

Much love,

your biggest YT Fan :D

[patflix]

Alice...Don't let these videos fool you. My life's a mess. An interesting mess...but still.

I haven't been to NY in ages. Let me know what's up!

[Capn0bvious]

Mike seems like a pretty understanding guy........ but my problem is not really computer related. Do you think he could help me remove some gerbils?

Wait....... goddamn autospell...... it's "Goebbels" you piece of shit computer, not "gerbils"! I know what I wanted to say!

Sorry Pat.......... anyway, I've got this picture of Joseph Goebbels up my ass............

[patflix]

HA!!!!! Exactly where Goebbels belongs. On a related note....I think it's hysterical that having a picture of Joseph Goebbels up your ass is more socially acceptable than gerbils. I'm picturing Richard Gere saying, "No. It was a picture of Goebbels. Gerbils? Oh please."

[KyphosisKiel]

What can't Mike do? haha

[patflix]

Hmmmm. Well, he can't live without Vegemite. That's probably the only thing.

[herrbasan]

VNC is magic :) I remote control my PC's from my iPhone sometimes... it really gives you this high-tech-secret agent feeling .. while taking a dump :)

[patflix]

Sometimes I drink martinis (shaken, not stirred) while I take a dump. Gives me the same feeling.

[ronaldsmusicfactory]

wow that pretty smart and amazing

[patflix]

I was amazed too. That was the first time I had any shared desktop type work done on my computer.

[bCurious2]

The music is great!

[patflix]

I only used half of the song. It's really a great composition. Much like your own work...which is outstanding.

[nintendolunchbox]

i wonder if mike can put midget porn my laptop. its running way to fast for my liking, and there is like zero unwanted pop ups.

[patflix]

HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

(this is what I type when I'm REALLY laughing out loud)

[Firithfenion]

Seems Mike is very talented. The music sounds like a belly dance music.

[patflix]

It does kinda sound like a belly dance. A belly dance you'd see in "Blade Runner".

[Boucrate]

Through cyber space Mike come's to the rescue, while entertaining us! Very cool!

I could see silicone camels..

..Carrying antiwathever army in the hot desert of the hard disc;-)

Love it!

[patflix]

Not only did he rescue my computer...he gave me an excuse to make a video.

[schwem203]

Come on! You're joshin' me! There's no way that's true! There is no such thing as midget porn!

:o)

But I gotta admit, I'm impressed here, too! I mean, I knew it was possible, but to see it in action...

[schwem203]

I'm talking about the remote control here, of course!!! ^^

[patflix]

Ever heard of Bridget the Midget? She's a big (ha) porn star.

[Edjarosu]

I'm careful about midget porn. I've heard the horror stories. Midget porn that's been laced with spyware, midget porn that's way more potent than the midget porn our parents grew up with -- Listen, I'm just saying it pays to be careful.

I make sure to follow a couple basic rules with midget porn. Interestingly, they're similar to the rules I follow with LSD: Only if it's from a friend, and never, NEVER if it's brown.

Wait, that sounds racist.

[patflix]

There is nothing I can add to this. Excellent!!!!!

[evilbrainproductions]

Yeh!! I made it into a patflix vid!!

Mike has a picture of zed and me behind him with long hair at 1:30 :)

mike is a clever sod :)

[ronaldsmusicfactory]

too cool :)

[patflix]

Made it into a patflix vid. I'm really sorry Steve. If there's any way I can make it up to you, just let me know.

[Kinkoyaburi]

The music is good.

[patflix]

I think so too. You only hear half of the song in the video.

[timabad]

will he wash my car? jk

[montaramike]

Nope

[timabad]

I'll give you all the credit.

[patflix]

"I'll give you all the credit."

HAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

[jaqueofblades]

lol

[patflix]

No laughing, Josh.

[artonelicofanatic4]

I've had problems with my computer but when I saw this video...

damn...lol.

At least everything's fixed now...right?

[patflix]

Yep. Damn thing spins like a top now.

And I used Mike's music so there isn't any copyright BS to worry about. Actually, I don't worry about copyright anymore, thank you very much!!!

[montaramike]

BTW thanks for the plug!

[patflix]

My pleasure!!!!

[montaramike]

WOW! one of the best videos on YouTube, wait, one of the best videos EVER Anywhere. LMAO! And not just because i am in it. Willa's lack of enthusiasm was the icing on the cake! Perfect!

eleventy hundred stars.

Seriously it was my pleasure to help you out!

[patflix]

Yes it is one of the best videos ever made. In fact, HBO contacted me and wants to sign both of us to a development deal...based solely on the strength of this vid.

Oh...and Willa's lack of enthusiasm is her stock in trade. It's part of her "brat" character that she likes to play. Well...that character isn't too far removed from reality.

THANK YOU MIKE!!!

[123adrianramirez]

midget porn.......ha!!!

good vid. like always ;D

[patflix]

I so glad you mentioned the midget porn. I thought that it flashed by too quickly and nobody saw it. You did. I'm happy.

[123adrianramirez]

i know it wasn't midget porn that got you that virus. or was it?

jk

Ha!!! I had to go back to that quick instant. I knew there was something fishy about that quickness and the computer Dr. facial expression after.

[billbarton63]

Got to be careful of those porn sites...they can really do a number on your main-frame.

[patflix]

I know. Wait...I mean I DON'T know. How would I know that?

[HidingFromYT]

a fryend in need..

[montaramike]

is expensive

[HidingFromYT]

lolololololo

meow

[patflix]

...is a friend with weed.

[montaramike]

:-)

[NowThatsJustGreat]

Wow, that was like magic :D

I'm glad your computer is healthy again.

[patflix]

So am I. Now if Mike can get me to quit smoking I'll be healthy too. Frankly, I don't think he's THAT good.

[montaramike]

Come stay with me a month and I will get you to quit, but you might leave here smoking something else.

[robshred66]

that's kind of scary that he can do that, someone could be doing that to me every night while I'm asleep

[montaramike]

Makes you think,doesn't it?

[patflix]

Just make sure you don't have any midget porn on your computer.

(I have no idea why I typed that)

[tsjoencinema]

So Mike has all the goods on you now?

[montaramike]

Yep

[arianedevere]

We all need to club together and bribe Mike to spill all the beans.

Mwahahahahahaa!

(Either that or we need to club together to help Pat pay Mike NOT to spill the beans ...)

[patflix]

"Mwahahahahahaa!"

That's a very evil laugh, Ari. (tee-hee)

[arianedevere]

I've been practising (*giggles*)

[patflix]

Mike has everything on me. Now Obama won't be able to nominate me to the Supreme Court.

[cheshireccatt]

yay! isn't it great when your compy is all happy again! Screen sharing always kinda freaks me out tho :-O

[patflix]

The compy is happy...and that makes me happy. I don't think I'd let anybody other than Mike run these remote scans.

[chapaev36]

I have a Dell too. :(

[patflix]

At least my Dell is working now. My Gateway won't even boot up.

[pearmanator]

Only you can make a computer meltdown and retooling entertaining. I would like very much someday to meet Willa face to face again. Arrange it! I am quite capable of undoing what Mike has done for your Dell. LOL (evil laugh). Yeah sure ! (No really!) Aaaaaaaaaghhhh I'm losing my mind! This is driving me crazy (short drive).

[patflix]

Thanks Steve. When was the last time you saw Willa? At Sanford's house in Placentia?

[pearmanator]

Yes at Sanford's in Placentia. It was the first, last and only time. Hey are you coming here on July 3rd?

[itekisan]

Hm, now Willa not only likes nerd guys (as you said), she here also looks quite nerdy, doesn't she? :)

Oh and Remote Desktop is a funny thing, sure. But seeing this here brought back bad memories from a company where one of my colleagues was quite a hacker. He hijacked (via Remote Desktop) our computers for fun every now and then. Oh, and he knew any and every financial detail of the company, too. He could have even manipulated numbers, but there he was too shy... too bad. I'd liked more money.

[patflix]

That was her nerdy look. Most often seen when she's lounging around the house on a Saturday afternoon.

[patflix]

The Remote Desktop process can be scary. But I completely trust Mike. Besides, I don't have any finances to manipulate.

[Loreleila]

He is immensely clever. I could do with one of those. I shall go and check him out. :)

[montaramike]

Thanks for the sub. If need computer help let me know!

[Loreleila]

:) I hope you don't live to regret saying that. :P

[patflix]

Indeed Cathy. He's quite the renaissance man.

[arianedevere]

Yay! You loaded this while I was at home (and online, which I'm not usually on a week night), so I didn't have to wait hours to rip it like I usually do! Excellent timing, sir.

Was that the voice of Montana (not Montara) making a guest appearance ("Do it with feeling")?

[patflix]

Ari....yes that was the camera shy Montana. You could've taken your time ripping this one. No copyright threats. Mike is quite generous with his music.

[mindya12]

Ahhhh I see what my problem with my computer is now. Unsavory material I've downloaded........

Yes the child is cute. Very cute.

Can you fix me up with Mike so he can make my puter zoom too? XOXO

[patflix]

Just what have you been downloading, Mindy? Don't tell me. On second thought...tell me. No. Don't. Yes. No. YES!!!

[happyfallen]

Mike is simply the best, and an awesome musician!

and your daughter is gorgeously funny!

[montaramike]

Thanks!!

Lets do you spooler problem next... email me!

[patflix]

Yes. Mike certainly is. I listened to most of his music before I chose "Banga". Great stuff.

[nomiSimple]

One never knows what one will see on this channel but it is always entertaining and slickly produced.

[patflix]

Thank you!!!