OK - just found out this came from "The Onion" (a satire website). If you look at the Video in the lower corner where there should be a "C" for "C-Span" you will find a picture of an onion instead.
I can only tell you guys what a ret. GM-14 shared with me once: The FEMA camps are ready and at least one is known to have an industrial, cremetoria on location. YOU figure out what that means. I already know...
@SisyphusTwo i agree people should give a shit about things that affect their lives and not give a shit about paris hilton in any way shape or form, but this video is not real. it is a satire made by "the onion" look closely at the cspan logo in the corner. but still, you're right about the our priorities being completely out of wack
I almost crapped my pants! This is a MAJOR HOAX! THIS VIDEO IS ORIGINALLY FROM ONION NEWS! Around 1:23 in the original video, you can clearly see his left arm "disappearing" a bit "into" the frame...
Nice hoax... you accomplished your mission...I crapped my pants!!! ha ha ha hah ha ha ha
...or the FIRST large scale outbreak of (insurgency? revolution?) Civilian and Military units? Is this Obama's private army? Its coming people... "Should events occur in urban areas??"
Son of a bitch, I actually have a Secret Clearance.. FUCK THIS SHIT
cpK054L 6 days ago
Onion-span
humanvegetable 6 days ago
talking about aliensssss
SkiesOFAutumn 3 weeks ago
Flesh eaters? is that us eating each other?
CodieMartinTV 3 months ago
OK - just found out this came from "The Onion" (a satire website). If you look at the Video in the lower corner where there should be a "C" for "C-Span" you will find a picture of an onion instead.
agapemom 4 months ago
I MENT THE BILL OF RIGHTS NOT THE DEC OF INDEPNDS!!!!!!! SHIT
chevyboymc 4 months ago
It's Onion News but damn it's good...
KillerBeeKiller 4 months ago
ITS ONION NEWS PEOPLE
iryanbuchanan 6 months ago
I want to know what he was reading that was classified at 1:10 tthat made him whisper 'Jesus'. I don't think it was very good.
UponInfinity 7 months ago
There isn't a Rep. Haller from Pa. TheOnion.com logo in the lower left corner gives this away as a hoax.
Dosite1 8 months ago
Isn't this video produced by the Onion? Really now.
cdgoodall 9 months ago
I can only tell you guys what a ret. GM-14 shared with me once: The FEMA camps are ready and at least one is known to have an industrial, cremetoria on location. YOU figure out what that means. I already know...
smilingscottsman 9 months ago
A new bill of rights.... Right!
CaptBeauregards 9 months ago
CLASSIFIED.
CaptBeauregards 9 months ago
theonion.com/video/proposed-classified-bill-will-defend-against-flesh,14175/
ScrupulousMusic 9 months ago
You guys cant be that retarded, this is "The Onion" clip, extreme exaggeration news geez....
aLc4p0n3430 10 months ago
This video has under 4000 views, yet a Paris Hilton video on YT has over 30,000,000 hits !! Americans, how dumb are you ??
SisyphusTwo 10 months ago
@SisyphusTwo i agree people should give a shit about things that affect their lives and not give a shit about paris hilton in any way shape or form, but this video is not real. it is a satire made by "the onion" look closely at the cspan logo in the corner. but still, you're right about the our priorities being completely out of wack
GJonathanWIII 9 months ago
when the hell is the united states going to get a new set of balls and stop acting so damn cowardly! (home of the brave my ass!)
dsspike51 10 months ago
Wtf!!??? Classified classified classified .... what to vote!?!?! To vote classified !!!!!
friendly78 10 months ago
Ah, i see now. They may plan to train the sheeple to kill mountain men. I think I'm either wrong or way behind.
MrClanzO2 1 year ago
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MrClanzO2 1 year ago
Fuck, sounds like the government in the States is now classing it's own civilians as terrorists. Good luck with your lives there in the U.S.
TheGreasepit 1 year ago
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nofxmike06 1 year ago
We know this. WTF? What r we gonna do about it? Time to bolt?
ppcproductions1 1 year ago
If this were the Onion, it sucks as a parody.
AXESMI 1 year ago
What made him say "Jesus"? That has me real curious. The part about rewriting the Bill of Rights is even more deplorable.
AXESMI 1 year ago
@AXESMI lol........its the onion. not real. joke news
JOEYGOLDCOMEDY 1 year ago
And my weight is... Classified...
darthgabriel97 1 year ago
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tracy4good 1 year ago
This kind of stuff is real but the video is in fact from the onion. They do really good parodies...
pinto9988 2 years ago
tainorebelde..shut the fuck up you reptilian you know this video is real....
the first attack classified...the first attack on american soil...
or the first large scale out break classified...the first large scale out break of the swine flu...
wich ever comes first...will be the reason of martial law,no mentioning the final collapse of the economy...
it is close people keep your eyes open late 2009.
Dbl0ckin 2 years ago
Assholes... you fooled me!!!! HA HA HA HA
I almost crapped my pants! This is a MAJOR HOAX! THIS VIDEO IS ORIGINALLY FROM ONION NEWS! Around 1:23 in the original video, you can clearly see his left arm "disappearing" a bit "into" the frame...
Nice hoax... you accomplished your mission...I crapped my pants!!! ha ha ha hah ha ha ha
TainoRebelde 3 years ago
A NEW BILL OF RIGHTS??? They're getting ready for Martial Law!!!!!!!!
TainoRebelde 3 years ago
@TainoRebelde lol........its the onion. not real. joke news
JOEYGOLDCOMEDY 1 year ago
...or the FIRST large scale outbreak of (insurgency? revolution?) Civilian and Military units? Is this Obama's private army? Its coming people... "Should events occur in urban areas??"
TainoRebelde 3 years ago
Thank you for posting this.
TainoRebelde 3 years ago
MY GOD!!!!!! I AM SO ANGRY!!!!!!! They are getting ready to take our rights and/or our lives!!!! THEY are getting ready- how many of us are???
TainoRebelde 3 years ago