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  • excuse me i need to take a jarate

  • Jarate = Piss

    Mad Milk = Jizz in sniper's pants

  • WTF? Jarate was piss? I thought it was some kind of aple juice or something like that

  • As always, the topcomments are exactly the same...

  • Some classes are polite, some classes are efficient.

    Sniper throws PISS at people and LIVES IN A VAN.

  • Some classes are Polite.

    Some classes are Efficient.

    The Sniper throws piss at people and lives in a van.

  • Be unoriginal

    Be a faker

    Have a plan to make both top comments the exact same!

  • bear grylls: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

  • I got this early, one of the few random weapons i got after being killed

  • "You got blood on my knife" So!? You got piss on my face!

  • some classes are polite,some are efficient, SNIPER THROWS PISS AT PEOPLE AND LIVES IN A VAN

  • wat dose it do???

  • What the fuck? THE TOP COMMENTS ARE ALMOST THE SAME!

  • what does the piss grenade do?

  • @adrigon1337 You mean ... jarate?

    It coats your opponent and gives you mini-crits.

  • Is Sniper related to Bear Grylls by any chance...

  • @TheSmeerer Bear Grylls is British and Sniper is Australian, it's possible. But I'm going to say no. He might be related to Steve Irwin though. Oh wait...

  • SnIpEr: You got PISS on my knife mate >:3

  • I love how the two top rated comments are the exact same thing.

  • @WoWkemon90 Fail.

  • can't have enough snipers

  • BE POLITE YOU Soldier: MAGGOT!

  • well PISS!

  • Now we need tf2 to make a artillery mortar team and the snipers can pee in a huge shell. Anyone who goes in the water in 2fort always takes crits after dying too.

  • The sniper with Jarate PISS me off :D

  • I renamed mine "SAVE THE PISS"

  • How did you kill the engineer so fast >_>

  • Master's Yellow Belt + Jarate + Syndey Sleeper + BushWacka = Ultimate Jarate master.

  • how do i re gain this if i have crafted it into a metal ?

  • @unIimited360x You use the scrap with a sniper- and a secondary token to craft it.

  • "Piece of Piss"

  • i had a name tag for it and named it piss in a jar but i used it for a class token >.> lol

  • the ledge you walk out on at like ten seconds in is a really good trick if you're a spy running from people

  • how do u get jarate?

  • Good enough for me to pee on ^_^

  • What achievement was that?

  • @benry200 Be polite : Offer the enemy a killcam where you take off your hat. (G button by default to taunt)

  • whats happening if you throw jarate into a soldier or heavy?

  • @NarutoShippuuden921 Every enemy player that receives a Jarate will be hit by mini crits. So aim for small groups to take them out quickly. It can put out fire on teammates.

  • You Got Blood on mah ACHIVMENT?

  • The jars are for snipers to piss in in their hiding spot

  • Now your thinking with PISS JARS

  • you got piss on my suit

  • PIS= Pee In Spy

  • be polite? what is polite about throwing a jar of piss at someone, then killing someone, then tipping their hat?

  • @Itsover90

    You get this achievment for taunting with normal knife of the sniper on the killcam.

  • ENTIRE TEAM IS SNIPER!

  • omg :0 everytime i ALWAYS get Knifed by the spys cause they go invisible i cant see them for crap :l

  • Ugh. You got bl-PISS ON MY SUIT!?!?!

  • That's some chunky business right there.

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  • @GMODvies Yep. That's exactly what it is.

  • Pee it is :)

  • @GMODvies Yes, it is pee.

    If you watch the "meet the sniper" movie, you'll notice at one point, he's holding out at a sniper hiding spot with a pot of coffee. The more coffee he drinks, the more Jarate jars appear next to him.

    So do the math :p

  • @Timvanoirbeek But it does not show him peeing in it

  • @Oxygen97 well, if that is what you're looking for in a game, I suggest you look up some of those obscure Japanese dating games.

  • @Timvanoirbeek Nooo haha not like that i ment like it does not show him going to toilet and shutting door on camera then coming out with jarate or facing corner

  • so you just kill them with machete then you taunt thats it

  • yeah, jarate is awsome for finding cloaked spies.

  • arg i got piss on my suit

  • I remember unlocking this last night, I threw it at EVERYONE!

  • @MrSpudMeister on wat system ps3 or xbox or pc and how

  • I did it on PC and just kept doing achievements, the same way you unlock everything.

  • what jarate helps

  • PISS OFF MATE

  • Be Polite!

  • nice

  • can someone tell me how to unlock stuff like that i mean how to get the sand man or the force of natura i know that bonk drink you have to get all of them but come on

  • You gotta get more Scout achievements which are hardest to get since he dies faster.lol I barely got the Force-A-Nature a few days ago as it is. Can't wait for the Sandman though :D

  • He carries his own piss around.

    That's not disgusting, that's hardcore.

  • The enemy turned our taken base-gence.

    lolwut.

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  • 0:03 pardon?

  • The enemy has returned in our base their intelliegence

  • What the heck does that gravy do?

  • gratz on achievement :P

  • Lol 2Fort. Needs MOAR strafing snipers and engie turtling.

  • Be polite standard on the works!

  • Piece of piss!

  • Wtf black crosshair? You can't see it 80% of the time....

    Use light green.

  • NO use white

  • That Spy is pissed off now.

  • pissed on, more like

  • Be alive.

    Be efficient.

    Have a plan to piss on EVERYONE you see.

  • ...You got piss on my suit.

  • @GamesValve and be nice ^^

  • @GamesValve lol!!!

  • You are very polite!

  • I believe that this is the correct word...

    Owned

  • stab stab stab

  • Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to throw piss on EVERYONE you meet!

  • @theguycalledchris you just copied the other guys comment....

  • dont think i dotn know what it is, its a fake steam website, and when you logon ur username and password get droped in a huge folder which they later end up getting on your account and stealing your info

  • Can u get a jar of piss on teamfortress 4 ps3? I got teh orangebox. Or is it for pc only?

  • only for pc, mate, only for pc... i would get the pc version because its funny to throw piss at enemies :3

  • PS3 doesn't get updates. PC gets updates. Updates bring these OMGWTF style weapons

  • Thats because the PC version is better. Case closed.

  • Fail getting the Orange box for a console. PS3 is a great system but you don't buy Valve games for a console. Not for the 360 either. It just makes you plain stupid.

  • You're stupid for calling people stupid because not everyone has a comp that can handle the games on the Orange Box.

  • Everyone DOES. That IS the point. You can run the orange box with a computer from like 2002. THAT is the good thing about Valve. The games they make do NOT require supercomputers.

  • I can't see my original comment,so I'm going to assume I said something about my shitty computer and needing a new one.

    My comp can't even handle Half Life 2 with all the settings on low.

  • he has a point.

  • No he doesn't.

  • Jarate ?? NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • piss i a jar. wut will they think of next? i have a theory a bag of shit!!!

  • Staged video? Cause those people sucked ALOT obviously.

  • How did they suck?What else could they have done?Seriously kids like you who think they are so damn good piss me off.

  • lol, it's fun, funny, feels good to do it, and it's useful. :D

    (reffering to pissing in a jar and tossing jarate at people)

  • Now he doesn't have to let those jars sit around all day.

    The tactic sounds actually kinda useful.

  • Hey whenever I join/create a server on tf2 it let's me play for about ten seconds but then it says "hl2.exe has stopped working" and my game crashes. Does anybody know what might be going on?

  • why???

  • because its the most fucking awesome thing in the last hundred fucking years, orgasm in a jar :D

  • You know whats very wrong about the Jarate? You can throw it at your friends that are on fire.

  • You Got Piss On my suit lol

  • I have been shown who is the boss!

  • apparently they havent done this with the tf2 for xbox i wanna have a arrow and use jarate lol

  • ya they havent put any of the upgrades on the console version, i really hope they do it soon

  • They're working on a huge update with all the unlockables and achievements. :-)

    But no doubt we'll have to pay... :-(

  • PC players dont have to pay. PC FTW

  • I never said we'll have to pay for sure, even though it's Microsoft.

    I have some games on both xbox 360 and Pc, and I like the Xbox better.

    Sorry to say, that I hate people that like one thing over the other, especially compared things that were never meant to be compared.

  • Well, PC is fully customizable. The PC has the potential to be better than any console. Thats why PC is FTW

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  • yeah but pc is expensive as hell dude...

  • I find jarate to be a perfect item for use with the huntsman. Get in the frey, throw pee at them, then shoot an arrow through their head.

    The razorback is perfect if you're just sitting back and truly sniping. You'll be instantly alerted when a spy tries to stab you, or they might not try at all.

  • lol i think the razorback sucks if you use the razorback the spy wolt kill with a backstab they will get you with a headshot...=(

  • I've trained my senses against enemy spies so I know instantly when I bump into them/they decloak/they break my razorback. Guess thats from being a spy so much.

    When they break it you've got to turn around immediately and whack with kukri or run. Luckily a recent update means that the cooldown on the knife after a razorback-stab also applies to switching weapons, meaning it's harder to kill sniper after breaking their razorback.

  • he has been shown whos the boss

  • Haha! When I unlocked the Jarate it reminded me of piss. But I didn't know it WAS piss.

  • Have a plan to throw crap in a jar too.

  • Have a plan to be a Mentalgen.

  • No, it really isn't. It removes the smg, thus making the sniper resort to his melee weapon, or blind fire with the sniper/bow.

  • if u r a good sniper, u wont need the smg

  • Good luck hitting a scout strafing like a bitch around you. I still prefer the jarate to the smg myself.

  • umm.. noscope?

  • what happened to razorback peoplez? i find razorback and jarate good, but SMG is terrible so weakk

  • the razorback is crap

  • not if you like to use the CQC Huntsman. in war like that, spies will creep on you alot and then i turn around and smack an arrow into there face

  • they will just give u 2 headshots and thats it

  • if they have the ambassador

  • thats not a big deal

  • Have a plan to throw piss on everyone you meet.

  • "Haeds up!"

  • you're good! can i have your steam acc?

  • PIECE A PISS

  • Be polite.

  • Be efficient.

  • Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

  • Be prepared to kill everyone you meet.

  • Have a plan.

  • Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

  • Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

  • what is jarate is it piss spit WHAT

  • Here is a good explanation:

    The sniper is pretty much a camper, can't move and has to stay in his one area or else he might miss a shot, this means no bathroom... so what does a sniper do? all he has are jars so you can finish it yourself... the first introduction and peek at jarate is in the Meet the Sniper trailer

  • BOMBS AWAY!

  • nice achievement.

  • Did the sniper shout "PISS OFF!" when he threw it? if so... AWESOME!

  • no he said: heads up...

  • he said heads up

  • lol thats so cool!

  • how do u get this and what does it to?

  • You get it through the second sniper milestone. It not only reveals cloaked spies and disguised spies, ((ndicated by if they get wet or not.) but it also puts out you or your teammates if they're on fire. But most importantly, enemies drenched in Jarate get hit by mini-critical hits whenever hurt.(Bassicaly, it ups the damage that the enemy takes.)

  • ya know this was supposed to be an april fools joke :D

  • no they made it look like an april fools joke but the real joke was that it was real

  • i wanted the "reload" sound to be him unscrewing the lid and the pitter-patter of his piss hitting the bottom of the jar (fly unzipping would be win too :D )

  • is jarate rly snipers piss ? xD

  • yes it is

  • lol they named Sniper piss jarate

  • lol nice

  • spys fake death is uber strong...

  • ...if you mean the dead ringer, its only strong against those with no speakers, as the sound it makes when you uncloak, is so obvious

  • I HAVE BEEN SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS

  • I got my Jarate after five achievements

  • so, using jarate you can take out any of the 125-hp classes with one melee hit?

    wow. :D

  • The jarate can also extinguish yourself, which is cool :D

  • It's

    KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET

    in the achievement i mean.

  • but there is also one that says HAVE A PLAN

  • But there's no "TO"

    in neither of both achievements,

    ...that's it.

  • but you COULD say "I have HAVE A PLAN to KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET" XD

  • HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET.

  • THe Jarate can Extingush Teamates from Fire