i would be a zoo animal like :a gorilla so i could crap where ever i wanted and people would clean it up for me... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes that would be the life.
ugh! i should stop drinking root beer when i watch shane dawson cuz i laugh and root beer goes everywhere and that weird soda-burp thing goes up my nose and it's just not good :D
So I'm sitting in my living room, watching this, and my mom walks by. She then starts to yell at me. No, not because of this video. Because SiriusXM Hits 1 is playing the dirty version of lighters. I was like, wow... thats real cool bro. Then she yelled at me for calling her bro, because im not "trash"..
i watch this in my living room(how lame am i?even though im awsome) so its like i show my family parts of ur vids and im sure they see the titles but my dads just laughs and dosent care......i hope..... or else im gonna be dead..very..very soon
I was in class watching this during study hall, and i didnt have the headphone thing plugged in right, so the whole class heard the viewer orgy theme song... great...
My fav nip/tuck is the one with Bradley Cooper and Misha Collins (Castiel from Supernatural) and Misha does yoga and has a super dick so he gets a penis reduction because he couldn't go a day without sucking himself off lol
Ahaha I never even knew that was Onision singing the theme song..Holy shit. They need to be in more videos together, They're so cute..and I love that they kissed and are still friends< 3
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We like Shane Dawson so much cause his "lack of a life". Since he has "no life" or "friends" we feel like he is our own. But with most females on here, they like you so much cause your lack of girlsfriends and your virginity. But you veiwer are crushed when you have guests on your show. Including female guests.
heeuuuuuuuuu duuuuuude....why the heck do you have a picture of ur face in your pc?????? i mean some pple said you're a fag but I don't see you like that because you only do that for fun but getting a picture of yourself on something you go frequently...that's sounds a little clishey of a fag LOL
...i guess i wuld beeeeeeeeeeee a cat. I kinda am alredy...KINDA. I only come home 2 eat and sleep, and roam around town or anywhere free away from home...
imagine shane with a bowl cut...
tiametmarduk1 3 days ago
i would be a zoo animal like :a gorilla so i could crap where ever i wanted and people would clean it up for me... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes that would be the life.
palmz46 5 days ago
Uh, I spelt either wrong....
Bunnylover123666 1 week ago
Umm, I would ethier be a horse, or a wolf....Maybe even be a NARWHAL!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!
Bunnylover123666 1 week ago
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MegaSnoopydude 2 weeks ago
kitty
911psychochick 3 weeks ago
Panda so if someone pisses me off i can eat them or knock their head off
Paintball12God 3 weeks ago
dog
al3x299 4 weeks ago
I would be a shane-paris-aunt hilda!!! But otherwise a bat
whitechiks30 1 month ago
The "grab all your condoms" line got me grounded .... thanks !
Wolfy2k10 1 month ago
i like your mac wall paper
cicistone7 1 month ago
HOLY CRAP! If you look to the right at 3:17 there's a wierd orb....
barbiegirl11426 1 month ago 2
omg i looove you!! Cliterdick ;)
BAMyITZLOLER 1 month ago
ugh! i should stop drinking root beer when i watch shane dawson cuz i laugh and root beer goes everywhere and that weird soda-burp thing goes up my nose and it's just not good :D
CristiCandi 1 month ago
harry potter- harry penis
mgw114 1 month ago
"Why is Emily Osment from Hannah Montana trying to get me to suck her dick?" LMAO!
musicVamp527 1 month ago
I'd be a dragon because they rule! I mean, think of any other creature that's better? Hard to do XDDD
EmoCandyPop 1 month ago
i think ijustin should be ithrustin
AlmostOcean 1 month ago
I would be a wolf so I could cry without anyone taking much notice of me
LittleBloodyEmo1 1 month ago
holly sh#t she does look like a mud slide LOL
heyitsblondie123 2 months ago
dog definatley
eminem78787878 2 months ago
dammit, showed that mudslide sh!t and i spit water all over -_-
MsMadalyn66 2 months ago 28
a tiger
analiz12100 2 months ago
Id be a panther so i could always be black
SuperJuicebox24 2 months ago
A black unicorn...just like blackjack
3FuzzyBunnys 2 months ago
@3FuzzyBunnys Isn't Blackjack a pegasus?
BuffyTheSlayer14 2 months ago
Id be a wolf,
ashmynful 2 months ago
ive been watching shane dawsonand onision how long now, and i just relaized thats onision for the theme song-_-'
DaRk3MoGoTh 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
id be a cat and rip my mom's furniture just to piss her off te he >:D
MrsFlagThat 2 months ago
magic bananas
lollylama 2 months ago
a unicorn trlololo
franchuov 2 months ago
Shane has the same tee shirt as me :333
sarahdumbpotato 2 months ago
a dildo
konnorb4 2 months ago
So I'm sitting in my living room, watching this, and my mom walks by. She then starts to yell at me. No, not because of this video. Because SiriusXM Hits 1 is playing the dirty version of lighters. I was like, wow... thats real cool bro. Then she yelled at me for calling her bro, because im not "trash"..
Ehehehe ;DD
Yellowgottahitmeup 2 months ago
hey shane I can only watch you when my parnet are not home. That how gross you are but how cares!
kendralegos123 2 months ago
HAHA I LUV U IJUSTINE...and i guess shanes cool too.......JK i freakin luv u shane!!!!!
kennakay99 3 months ago
yoo check my vid im boredd :)
missybunnyluver24 3 months ago
I would be a horse lolz
WillWeavo 3 months ago
Ferret... : )
DeadlyGamerChic 3 months ago
HE BLEW MY MIND?! :O
KiKiKutie1011 3 months ago
i would be a raccoon or fox...cuz they remind me of my fave naruto charas <3
jasminhannahmontana 3 months ago
FERRET
kelsey22me 3 months ago
i would be a panda... im chubby and huggable :D
pinkcupcake19991 3 months ago
i watch this in my living room(how lame am i?even though im awsome) so its like i show my family parts of ur vids and im sure they see the titles but my dads just laughs and dosent care......i hope..... or else im gonna be dead..very..very soon
AnimeAdictionAble 3 months ago
I was in class watching this during study hall, and i didnt have the headphone thing plugged in right, so the whole class heard the viewer orgy theme song... great...
MrArmadillo85 3 months ago
i would be a dog...... specifically an akita cuz they look awesome
onewingedeagle1 3 months ago
Saving private ryan. Shaving ryans privates
KaptianChad 3 months ago
I would be a dog too... Not the same thogh... Lol!
zlmbird 3 months ago
I love you o.o
KRRR999 3 months ago
i love the ending of orgy time also mley cyrus should be a cheese cake because her hhumor is so cheesy
apleltyecyat7 3 months ago
ii wouls be a Monkey :D
ihatechease4123 3 months ago
i would be a hummingbird
ItsKrisSuckers 3 months ago
I'd be a rabbit because then i could kick people in the nuts run like hell and probly never get caught but thats just me >8}
ecg101798 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
No, Miley Cyrus would be a Ho-Ho! Duh. And I would be a cat so I could sleep all day and do nothing. Sounds like heaven to me!! (;
samminic23 3 months ago 39
Sexxi purple unicorn that poops jellybeans!! TEE HEE
sexybabe10100 3 months ago in playlist SDTV2 VIEWER ORGY TIME!!!
no shane miley cyrus would be a cream pie!!!!!
sexybabe10100 3 months ago in playlist SDTV2 VIEWER ORGY TIME!!!
What does I Lust Peen mean?
lancerockz 3 months ago
hahahahahhaahaaaaaa myspace
rubysunshine91 3 months ago
I probably shouldn't be revealing this to the world but...... I CAN suck my own dick Shane. Jealous? :P
manurok1901 4 months ago
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa cutiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)))))))))))
TheHeyItSophie 4 months ago
I would be an echidna
alandkaztv 4 months ago
A mudslide is a DRINK!
enchainedtreasures 4 months ago
i just noticed that the guy who sings the theme song or watever, is the knife or banana guy!!!! (i think)
muggle5972 4 months ago
NARWHAL!!!
summerluver1928 4 months ago
rabbit so i could do wat i do best travle from hole 2 hole or a snake so i cud slither up in ur hood :3 ps ima gurl
BriluvsDahvieVanity 4 months ago
Cat =^.^=
Because I have 2 of them and they're very agile and swift :)
TacoRampageRibz 4 months ago
here's one for the penis and vagina game, I spit on your penis (I spit on your grave)
yourtimewillcome1 4 months ago
For the Penis and Vagina game, Emporer's New Penis. (Emperors New Groove)
ElectricNatureDragon 4 months ago
I would pick a eliphant because u can take a big crap
candy411411 4 months ago
Kitty Cat =^.^=
TheresaLeann 4 months ago
my moms ohkay me singin that song and hearing it lol
hernandezjenet 4 months ago
@bpatumbler wow, the first time i read that was the first time my mom walked in.. :O
peopleareinmyhouse 4 months ago
id rater see shanes penis on my vagina
TheAlicia214 4 months ago
FERRET! FERRET!
kelsey22me 4 months ago
giraffe my room is filled with them
Maddy4962 4 months ago
wolf or dolphin
myra2292 4 months ago
wolf i would be a wolf i like hunting :] and being outside and plus they are such beautiful creachers [however you spell it]
starwolf503 4 months ago
he has a huge ass haha
muffinlover1212 4 months ago
cat! i would be a cat cuz all you have to do is sleep eat play and be loved! :)
marthasism 4 months ago
*theme song starts* My mom: Ok honey, you can borrow my earphones! Damn!
XsketchingXlifeX 4 months ago
"Grab All Your Condomes!" **Mom Runs Up Stairs** "WHAT!!!!!!" "nothing mom!"
ttlegates 5 months ago
My fav nip/tuck is the one with Bradley Cooper and Misha Collins (Castiel from Supernatural) and Misha does yoga and has a super dick so he gets a penis reduction because he couldn't go a day without sucking himself off lol
zimgir1098 5 months ago
lol pause at 0:05 nd in the screen it looks like shane's giving sumone a blowjob xD
missvaleryeej 5 months ago
pussy cat hahahahahaha lol xD
kayleeisawesome11 5 months ago
@bpatumbler perfrect timing... right?
JBiebs4Ever121 5 months ago
i would be a miley cyrus
MonkeyBubbleTree30 5 months ago
I love gregory <3, and ur gaykiss with him was sooo good lmfao.
deb940719 5 months ago
Penis wars: Attack of the Vaginas
1gun1shot1kill 5 months ago
Ahaha I never even knew that was Onision singing the theme song..Holy shit. They need to be in more videos together, They're so cute..and I love that they kissed and are still friends< 3
OliviaMilano11 5 months ago 72
LMFAO! xD
rupertorosadoruiz 5 months ago
Just before I watched the, there was a commercial advertising "Siemens factory". A sign from god. xD
dontbesurprised 5 months ago
i would be a lion because they can cuddle and hunt by themselves
ahaynes2247 5 months ago
I would be a monkey cuz that's how I act when I'm hyper I know 15 year olds shouldn't get hyper anymore but I have ADHD so yeah
Redfizz12 5 months ago
My mom won't let me have the theme song for my ringtone</3
JuliaMorganChance 5 months ago
@BaBaBre102. I Shure Amm Lol! Luv Yhu Shanee!!♥♥
Kikikillaz 5 months ago
Note to self: Wear headphones while watching Shane Dawson ;)
BaBaBre102 5 months ago 243
@BaBaBre102 yeah i learnt that when my dad came in
preppypenguin01 4 months ago
@BaBaBre102 I'm italian, at the intro my mom walked in and i was "not a single fuck was givin that day"
Unholy360x 4 months ago
@BaBaBre102 ha exactly what i am doing
shanshisoo 4 months ago
@BaBaBre102 My thoughts exactly
sweetsugarsourspice 4 months ago
@BaBaBre102 yeah that a good idea
reneevball 4 months ago
@BaBaBre102 i always do :D (and always will!)
fuzzzy613 3 months ago
u r a pretty pretty boy
horsebackrider626 5 months ago
tiger
MrFantaasia 5 months ago
it would be like avatar, BUT WITH WHORES! I'd see that twice. . . :D
Awesomnesswuzhere 5 months ago
issssss it Shane in da theme song coz it doesnt look lyk him???????
Bens4Evs 5 months ago
@Bens4Evs its onision
CuPcAkErZzXoXo 5 months ago
@CuPcAkErZzXoXo is da de guys Shane kissed??
Bens4Evs 5 months ago
GRAB ALL YOUR CONDOMS- mute...look around to see if anyone heard...-
Jesserulztheworld 5 months ago
spider
divanurse9 5 months ago
An Eagle
elipettit1298 5 months ago
kitty
ScreemoiisTheShyt 5 months ago
Miley would be a creampie
Suspectblaze72 5 months ago
bunnie
suzie123ization 5 months ago
Duck
Smartpeepleeatchikin 5 months ago
dog
AAndrewDa 5 months ago
CAT!! <3
marricy57 5 months ago
i would be a giraffe, hehe
SuperSuperGleek 5 months ago
okaaay its weird to see the intro and then know that they have kissed
MarieOlander100 5 months ago
SHAKE YA PRIVATE PARTZ!!
ImaMonster1124 5 months ago
Hannah Montana- The Penis :) lol
ninjapenguinrules 5 months ago
TOTTALLY SKETTCH :)
sophieteehee1 5 months ago
xD
brittanyspirittamer 5 months ago
why wont you eat my CHEESEBURGER!!
xXduelistsXx 5 months ago
I would be a cat because they can do that wierd thing where the stretch their legs behind their necks... Unlike you Shane =)
UnforgetableNails 5 months ago
tiger
LuckyStar1998water 5 months ago
Keep pressing 1 over and over again lol
MrGamerguy555 6 months ago
Nice!
THEschoolTARDS 6 months ago
A Hundred And One Penises.
jafas115 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Miley Cyrus, THe Last Penis.
foreverandalways1999 6 months ago
ummmm
awesomecupcake51122 6 months ago
onison :O :)
hannahANDcy 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO HIM, AND A WELL ACCOMPLISHED VICTORY OVER EVERY OTHER YOUTUBE STAR- PLEASE, PLEASE, VOTE FOR SHANE DAWSON AS BEST WEB PERSON IN THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS!
just type in teenchoiceawards and /voteOther.aspx
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANE! <3
Misha0613J 6 months ago
U sexy bitçh
LOVEderezzed 6 months ago
That part disturbed me like youbwouldnt beleive. "mom bring the ice!"
SAKACAUSE 6 months ago
ijustjizzedinmypantstine
TheDottman56 6 months ago in playlist Shane Dawson'z Viewer Orgy Party
a cat
0jassy0 6 months ago
if you want to give your self a bg then get you 2 bottom ribbs cut off like Marolen Manson
XxEmily88StrangexX 6 months ago
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lolfanflashes 6 months ago
you have a big butt shane
sexylexi1111 6 months ago
@littlegurlygurl Yeah. <3 `
shayatethesky 6 months ago
Is that Onision???
littlegurlygurl 6 months ago
Unigator!...they're real to me.-.-
skittlesnkibbles 6 months ago
the mudslide looks like the ice creme flavor liquid shit! (Patricks favorite flavor!)
Bearsarecool82 6 months ago
kitty kat lolz
SelenaGomezfan0401 6 months ago
I would be a cat!!!!
Mrstrunks122 6 months ago
i would be a bird because I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!
samuel8ism 6 months ago
...............In the theme song...are you implying Shanaynay is a slut?
ZeroXeroNeyo 6 months ago
ijustine = bonerific
TheDottman56 6 months ago
thumbs up for onision :D
IAM2Bad4TheMafia 6 months ago
i would be wolf :D
SparkelyCupcakeBear 6 months ago
shane, stop googleing stuff
nintendogirl3000 6 months ago
Edward scissor dick
princessbeccah123 6 months ago
lol 1:30 -1:35
chillkobe 6 months ago
We like Shane Dawson so much cause his "lack of a life". Since he has "no life" or "friends" we feel like he is our own. But with most females on here, they like you so much cause your lack of girlsfriends and your virginity. But you veiwer are crushed when you have guests on your show. Including female guests.
vamletxxx 6 months ago
heeuuuuuuuuu duuuuuude....why the heck do you have a picture of ur face in your pc?????? i mean some pple said you're a fag but I don't see you like that because you only do that for fun but getting a picture of yourself on something you go frequently...that's sounds a little clishey of a fag LOL
hitatsu123 6 months ago
A wolf cuz i'm a lonely gregarious... :(
BellaGinnyGirl 6 months ago
Cat
sanfordmadness 6 months ago
Cat
sanfordmadness 6 months ago
i would be a werewolf
Tracyaguilar00 6 months ago
I would be you pet dog miley so I could live with you (thats kinda weird cos i'm 12.. lets move on) Please keep doing Orgy time!! We all miss it :'(
Love You!!
ModelMizz 6 months ago
B-but im ur friend shane!! D:
karah0bug 6 months ago
i would be lady gaga
superfan7100 6 months ago
O-NI-SI-ON
101candyandy 6 months ago
0.03 Your eyes are beuatiful and so are you xx
fruityfruzzi326 6 months ago
ijustine says shes a "good girl" do we believe her?
verix973 6 months ago
I would be a WOLF
BlueWaveNinja 6 months ago
miley cyrus..that counts as an animal right?
BlueDiamondDan101 6 months ago
i would be a jackle penguin
Garfeild11Odie18 6 months ago
I would be a liger because everybody loves ligers right?
MustachesAndMonocles 6 months ago
a bird
dinocutepoo8 6 months ago
i would be an eagle
verix973 6 months ago
i would be a cat, they are independent and are happy in their own world
reesescraver7 6 months ago
I'd be a narwhal so I could pwn unicorns
poopppppp100 6 months ago
i'd be a dog
singingsamsam 6 months ago
...i guess i wuld beeeeeeeeeeee a cat. I kinda am alredy...KINDA. I only come home 2 eat and sleep, and roam around town or anywhere free away from home...
redkush69 6 months ago
panther
denhamizerbunny112 6 months ago
douse wolveren conte if it douse i would like to be one
TheKhadijha 6 months ago
i would be a parrot because they can talk and live for like 50 years ;)
EliaKate1231 6 months ago
pause at 0:06.... love ur eyes shane.....and look in the background!
pinkluvsblack 6 months ago
I-just-tapped
jpeacegirl 6 months ago
oh shane i fucking miss this fucking show again
hellolaredo 6 months ago 129
@hellolaredo hes doin it again. He just did one on saturday
maenadvibration 5 months ago
@hellolaredo he made a new episode of it selena gomez is a pornstar is the name of the video
bananacreammusicstar 5 months ago
i be miley cyrus im pretty sure shes a animal a female dog to be persact
erickbihh 7 months ago