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  • imagine shane with a bowl cut...

  • i would be a zoo animal like :a gorilla so i could crap where ever i wanted and people would clean it up for me... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh yes that would be the life.

  • Uh, I spelt either wrong....

  • Umm, I would ethier be a horse, or a wolf....Maybe even be a NARWHAL!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!

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  • kitty

  • Panda so if someone pisses me off i can eat them or knock their head off

    

  • dog

  • I would be a shane-paris-aunt hilda!!! But otherwise a bat

  • The "grab all your condoms" line got me grounded .... thanks !

  • i like your mac wall paper

  • HOLY CRAP! If you look to the right at 3:17 there's a wierd orb....

  • omg  i looove you!! Cliterdick ;)

  • ugh! i should stop drinking root beer when i watch shane dawson cuz i laugh and root beer goes everywhere and that weird soda-burp thing goes up my nose and it's just not good :D

  • harry potter- harry penis

  • "Why is Emily Osment from Hannah Montana trying to get me to suck her dick?" LMAO!

  • I'd be a dragon because they rule! I mean, think of any other creature that's better? Hard to do XDDD

  • i think ijustin should be ithrustin

  • I would be a wolf so I could cry without anyone taking much notice of me

  • holly sh#t she does look like a mud slide  LOL

  • dog definatley

  • dammit, showed that mudslide sh!t and i spit water all over -_-

  • a tiger

  • Id be a panther so i could always be black

  • A black unicorn...just like blackjack

  • @3FuzzyBunnys Isn't Blackjack a pegasus?

  • Id be a wolf,

  • ive been watching shane dawsonand onision how long now, and i just relaized thats onision for the theme song-_-'

  • id be a cat and rip my mom's furniture just to piss her off te he >:D

  • magic bananas

  • a unicorn trlololo

  • Shane has the same tee shirt as me :333

  • a dildo

    

  • So I'm sitting in my living room, watching this, and my mom walks by. She then starts to yell at me. No, not because of this video. Because SiriusXM Hits 1 is playing the dirty version of lighters. I was like, wow... thats real cool bro. Then she yelled at me for calling her bro, because im not "trash"..

    Ehehehe ;DD

  • hey shane I can only watch you when my parnet are not home. That how gross you are but how cares!

  • HAHA I LUV U IJUSTINE...and i guess shanes cool too.......JK i freakin luv u shane!!!!!

  • yoo check my vid im boredd :)

  • I would be a horse lolz

  • Ferret... : )

  • HE BLEW MY MIND?! :O

  • i would be a raccoon or fox...cuz they remind me of my fave naruto charas <3 

  • FERRET

  • i would be a panda... im chubby and huggable :D

  • i watch this in my living room(how lame am i?even though im awsome) so its like i show my family parts of ur vids and im sure they see the titles but my dads just laughs and dosent care......i hope..... or else im gonna be dead..very..very soon

  • I was in class watching this during study hall, and i didnt have the headphone thing plugged in right, so the whole class heard the viewer orgy theme song... great...

  • i would be a dog...... specifically an akita cuz they look awesome

  • Saving private ryan. Shaving ryans privates

  • I would be a dog too... Not the same thogh... Lol!

  • I love you o.o

  • i love the ending of orgy time also mley cyrus should be a cheese cake because her hhumor is so cheesy

  • ii wouls be a Monkey :D

  • i would be a hummingbird

  • I'd be a rabbit because then i could kick people in the nuts run like hell and probly never get caught but thats just me >8}

  • No, Miley Cyrus would be a Ho-Ho! Duh. And I would be a cat so I could sleep all day and do nothing. Sounds like heaven to me!! (;

  • Sexxi purple unicorn that poops jellybeans!! TEE HEE

  • no shane miley cyrus would be a cream pie!!!!!

  • What does I Lust Peen mean?

  • hahahahahhaahaaaaaa myspace

  • I probably shouldn't be revealing this to the world but...... I CAN suck my own dick Shane. Jealous? :P

  • hahahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa cutiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)))))))))))

  • I would be an echidna

  • A mudslide is a DRINK!

  • i just noticed that the guy who sings the theme song or watever, is the knife or banana guy!!!! (i think)

  • NARWHAL!!!

  • rabbit so i could do wat i do best travle from hole 2 hole or a snake so i cud slither up in ur hood :3 ps ima gurl

  • Cat =^.^=

    Because I have 2 of them and they're very agile and swift :)

  • here's one for the penis and vagina game, I spit on your penis (I spit on your grave)

  • For the Penis and Vagina game, Emporer's New Penis. (Emperors New Groove)

  • I would pick a eliphant because u can take a big crap

  • Kitty Cat =^.^=

  • my moms ohkay me singin that song and hearing it lol

  • @bpatumbler wow, the first time i read that was the first time my mom walked in.. :O

  • id rater see shanes penis on my vagina

  • FERRET! FERRET!

  • giraffe my room is filled with them

  • wolf or dolphin

  • wolf i would be a wolf i like hunting :] and being outside and plus they are such beautiful creachers [however you spell it]

  • he has a huge ass haha

  • cat! i would be a cat cuz all you have to do is sleep eat play and be loved! :)

  • *theme song starts* My mom: Ok honey, you can borrow my earphones! Damn!

  • "Grab All Your Condomes!" **Mom Runs Up Stairs** "WHAT!!!!!!" "nothing mom!"

  • My fav nip/tuck is the one with Bradley Cooper and Misha Collins (Castiel from Supernatural) and Misha does yoga and has a super dick so he gets a penis reduction because he couldn't go a day without sucking himself off lol

  • lol pause at 0:05 nd in the screen it looks like shane's giving sumone a blowjob xD

  • pussy cat hahahahahaha lol xD

    

  • @bpatumbler perfrect timing... right?

  • i would be a miley cyrus

  • I love gregory <3, and ur gaykiss with him was sooo good lmfao.

  • Penis wars: Attack of the Vaginas

  • Ahaha I never even knew that was Onision singing the theme song..Holy shit. They need to be in more videos together, They're so cute..and I love that they kissed and are still friends< 3

  • LMFAO! xD

  • Just before I watched the, there was a commercial advertising "Siemens factory". A sign from god. xD

  • i would be a lion because they can cuddle and hunt by themselves

  • I would be a monkey cuz that's how I act when I'm hyper I know 15 year olds shouldn't get hyper anymore but I have ADHD so yeah

  • My mom won't let me have the theme song for my ringtone</3

  • @BaBaBre102. I Shure Amm Lol! Luv Yhu Shanee!!♥♥

  • Note to self: Wear headphones while watching Shane Dawson ;)

  • @BaBaBre102 yeah i learnt that when my dad came in

  • @BaBaBre102 I'm italian, at the intro my mom walked in and i was "not a single fuck was givin that day"

  • @BaBaBre102 ha exactly what i am doing

  • @BaBaBre102 My thoughts exactly

  • @BaBaBre102 yeah that a good idea

  • @BaBaBre102 i always do :D (and always will!)

  • u r a pretty pretty boy

  • tiger

    

  • it would be like avatar, BUT WITH WHORES! I'd see that twice. . . :D

  • issssss it Shane in da theme song coz it doesnt look lyk him???????

  • @Bens4Evs its onision

  • @CuPcAkErZzXoXo is da de guys Shane kissed??

  • GRAB ALL YOUR CONDOMS- mute...look around to see if anyone heard...-

  • spider

    

  • An Eagle

  • kitty 

  • Miley would be a creampie

  • bunnie

    

  • Duck

  • dog

  • CAT!! <3

  • i would be a giraffe, hehe

  • okaaay its weird to see the intro and then know that they have kissed

  • SHAKE YA PRIVATE PARTZ!!

  • Hannah Montana- The Penis :) lol

  • TOTTALLY SKETTCH :)

    

  • xD

  • why wont you eat my CHEESEBURGER!!

  • I would be a cat because they can do that wierd thing where the stretch their legs behind their necks... Unlike you Shane =)

  • tiger

    

  • Keep pressing 1 over and over again lol

  • Nice!

  • A Hundred And One Penises.

  • ummmm

  • onison :O :)

  • U sexy bitçh

  • That part disturbed me like youbwouldnt beleive. "mom bring the ice!"

  • ijustjizzedinmypantstine

  • a cat

  • if you want to give your self a bg then get you 2 bottom ribbs cut off like Marolen Manson

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  • you have a big butt shane

  • @littlegurlygurl Yeah. <3 `

  • Is that Onision???

  • Unigator!...they're real to me.-.-

  • the mudslide looks like the ice creme flavor liquid shit! (Patricks favorite flavor!)

  • kitty kat lolz

  • I would be a cat!!!!

  • i would be a bird because I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!

  • ...............In the theme song...are you implying Shanaynay is a slut?

  • ijustine = bonerific

  • thumbs up for onision :D

  • i would be wolf :D

  • shane, stop googleing stuff

  • Edward scissor dick

  • lol 1:30 -1:35

  • We like Shane Dawson so much cause his "lack of a life". Since he has "no life" or "friends" we feel like he is our own. But with most females on here, they like you so much cause your lack of girlsfriends and your virginity. But you veiwer are crushed when you have guests on your show. Including female guests.

  • heeuuuuuuuuu duuuuuude....why the heck do you have a picture of ur face in your pc?????? i mean some pple said you're a fag but I don't see you like that because you only do that for fun but getting a picture of yourself on something you go frequently...that's sounds a little clishey of a fag LOL

  • A wolf cuz i'm a lonely gregarious... :(

  • Cat

  • Cat

  • i would be a werewolf

  • I would be you pet dog miley so I could live with you (thats kinda weird cos i'm 12.. lets move on) Please keep doing Orgy time!! We all miss it :'(

    Love You!!

  • B-but im ur friend shane!! D:

  • i would be lady gaga

  • O-NI-SI-ON

    

  • 0.03 Your eyes are beuatiful and so are you xx

  • ijustine says shes a "good girl" do we believe her?

  • I would be a WOLF

  • miley cyrus..that counts as an animal right?

  • i would be a jackle penguin

  • I would be a liger because everybody loves ligers right?

  • a bird 

  • i would be an eagle

  • i would be a cat, they are independent and are happy in their own world

  • I'd be a narwhal so I could pwn unicorns

  • i'd be a dog

  • ...i guess i wuld beeeeeeeeeeee a cat. I kinda am alredy...KINDA. I only come home 2 eat and sleep, and roam around town or anywhere free away from home...

  • panther

  • douse wolveren conte if it douse i would like to be one

  • i would be a parrot because they can talk and live for like 50 years ;)

  • pause at 0:06.... love ur eyes shane.....and look in the background!

  • I-just-tapped

  • oh shane i fucking miss this fucking show again

  • @hellolaredo hes doin it again. He just did one on saturday

  • @hellolaredo he made a new episode of it selena gomez is a pornstar is the name of the video

  • i be miley cyrus im pretty sure shes a animal a female dog to be persact