HETALIA「ヘタリア」 Mapping European Stereotypes ヨーロッパ人の世界観

[belblus]

what is "Bruni Empire"?

[ThenWh4tever]

@belblus

Carla BRUNI is an Italian top model who married the French President, Sarkozy.

[belblus]

@ThenWh4tever

ah ecco ho capito lol non c'ero arrivato asd

[TTsindromRI]

And we are not uncharted >:(

[TTsindromRI]

Ex-Yugoslavia is Resident evil HAHAHAHAHAH

[PokeZelda6664]

It's so hard to pause the video to read all of the names while having to stop the music! GRRR!

MARUKAITE CHIKYUU! MARUKAITE CHIKYUU! MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA!

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE THE BEST BLOODY SONG IN EXISTENCE!?

[96CandyHolic]

IKEA... xD

[otaku000000005]

Hungary=Porn starts? O.o" why? I don't understand, and I'm Hungarian....lol xD

[YamatoOver9000]

@otaku000000005 Maybe it's because Hungary's a fujoshi...

[belblus]

@otaku000000005

en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Eva_Henger

[otaku000000005]

@belblus Ok I know there are some porn starts in Hungary, too, but porn starts are IN EVERY COUNTRY :'D

[semmilente17]

@gogoasacenusie Why you are so serious,I'm polish and i love romanian people-mother of god, this map is just a big joke!!!!

[minhounou]

This video is crap, I saw some episode of hetalia but it's pretty boring and I didn't like.

btw I'm from France.

[aeromech84]

The best title for Span is MEXICO . hahahahaha lol lol lol lol./...

[Yakultyummy555]

LoL!

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

The one on Poland is very inaccurate.

[GilbirdTheAwesome]

Austria, known for its delicious pastry since Marie-Antoinette.

I think I'm going to bake an Apfelstrudel now.

[ladyrokujo]

I'd say the Polish part is quite wrong ...

[SoEndlessAbyss]

@gogoasacenusie ... and later on Romania joined Axis powers. Guess what happened to all these Polish refugees and their goverment :/ History's neither white nor black, it's something in between.

[gogoasacenusie]

@SoEndlessAbyss , it happened nothing. They were saved. Most of them stayed with Romanian families and even today you'll find descendents of them although many returned to Poland during communist regime. Also many Jews were saved in Romania with the help of the Romanian people.

[SoEndlessAbyss]

@gogoasacenusie They weren't saved. Most Polish soldiers were sold to Germans, some managed to escape futher. The goverment they had in Romania fled to the UK. :/

[acaae1]

Döner Kebaps are total win!

[Koneko2110]

We are mummy XD lol

...Berlusconia XD

[TheDboy1997]

lol we are uncharted for everyone.... and when we are not we are crazy people

[lebunnylub]

I was expecting for Russia, that every country just had 'one with mother Russia on it.' Behold, I was wrong.

[RoyalAssPain]

i wish the nordic countries were in a socialist union...

[stormtresse]

swimming pool LOL

IKEAAAAA

[hetalia97]

resident evil-nice xD

crazy people-kinda true xD

[nintendomanager]

Clocks addicts lol

[shadowwolfcat13]

So....America thinks we're Dracula,England thinks we're immigrants,Germany-Schnapps?,R­ussia-cheap boose,France-poor savages,Italy-babysitters,for Poland we're Grandma's beach and Hungary thinks....we're unknown....At least we Bulgarians are better than the Romanians.But what does SCHAPPS mean?

[niki89m]

@shadowwolfcat13 rakia :)

[thebel89]

Alcoholic relatives lol

[blindeyes101]

poland is wrong about the canada, if you look a bit higher you will see little islands and thats canada, well part of it...

[MaximilianMontesa]

how does Germany have dirty porn?

[schizoidchimp]

portugal according to france are "english allies"? that makes 0 sense

[Lispingelf]

@schizoidchimp I think it's refering to the fact that England and Portugal have a 700 year old alliance

[schizoidchimp]

@Lispingelf yes they do, but is it really the first thing that pops into the french people's minds when they think about portugal? "Ah yes, the old luso-british alliance"??

[olekman12]

Im not suprised that USa considered au as buffer Zone ,they live as if the cold war was not over yetxd

[schizoidchimp]

@olekman12 you do know "usa" didn't really make this, right?

[Fuchsraeude]

I'm from Germany and Germany's portrayal is super accurate. Presenting our consume society view...

[HirasawaYui98]

I live in a refrigerator according to Poland... cx AND I AGREE!

[BarteMak]

Hungary & Poland brothers! :)

[HirasawaYui98]

Thumbs up if you're from a Filthy Rich Heathen Tribe according to England xD

[DianusiaB6]

It isn't truth. I'm from Poland and i know where is Canada :D It is Iceland! Ha! But part of this is correct.  :D

Russia and Germany... lol xD

[MachiKonjoSama]

I'm from Asia so I don't get to see my country here...Asia's stereotype is just one...only the one by America. (-_-)

[binghuaanime13]

Anybody else notice that according to France, England is slayers of virgins? ;D

[MachiKonjoSama]

America's and France's descriptions. XD

Lol at Polands: 0:47 Upper left corner=Canada. XD

@binghuaanime13 Haha..I lol'd at that too.

[EllenJamesBlack]

"Brazil", "Oceania", "Benfica", "English Allies", "Brazil", "sunbed", "figo"

wow... Why?

[GreedAndSelfishness]

so we are just basically cell phone makers to everyone.

[KitCat1903]

Resident Evil (USA, lol they actually think that O_o?)

Uncharted (UK, France, Italy, Germany)

Grandchildren (Russia)

Crazy people (Poland)

Pals (Greece)

Loose cannon (Bulgaria)

...

yea, I live there XD

[HyperArcticFox]

The ones I like the best:

Buffer Zone, Filthy Rich Heathen Tribes, Vampire land, Fashion Victims/Personality disorder, wasn't this Russia/France woz here/too cold, Rugby/P...Stars/Volvo Land!!!!, ALL OF POLAND"S IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS LIKE TOTALLLY AWESOME, and Hungary ...lets not go there but she is pretty funny

[HyperArcticFox]

Buffer zone



[HaruSansKorea]

Wait... why isn't Norway in Poland's opinion labeled jobs? Cause A LOT of poles, lithuanians, and latvians come to Norway to work.

[jaSama02]

@HaruSansKorea Poles come to work basically everywhere X'D

And I, as a Pole, totally disagree with his opinion labeled here : T

[Naleniatastic]

Portugal=Brazil?lol?

[OmNomNomDinoX3]

@Naleniatastic Cuz Brazil speaks Portuguese if you didnt know :)

[TheAlbinoUnicorn333]

I so thought that we would be labelled "jobs" in Poland's view, we always get Polish people here looking for jobs in England. They're lovely, really :D

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

evil federated empire of Europe, lol

[YOURfaceHAHification]

That was... interesting.

[HyperArcticFox]

This is highly accurate.....

[SisiaVogel]

Romania is unloved D:

[ThiefTichy]

I am proud that I come from Beer Land!

[HaruSansKorea]

WHAT THE... Acording to N.Italy, the hungarian stereotype is... porn stars? e.o while according to Poland, Hungary's "cool dudes"... and according to Hungary, everythings hungarian XDD This seriously confuses me o.o

[Kentaurosu]

Oh, now I get it ! According to France, England is a "virgin slayer" because of what happened with Jeanne d'Arc, la pucelle d'Orléans/Joan of Arc, Orleans' Virgin.

Wow... a 600 years old grudge !

[TheAlbinoUnicorn333]

@Kentaurosu Believe me, the grudge between England and France is longer than that :D

[xXxTrueLunexXx]

@LaFayette2512 Ah, I didn't know that. Cool! :]

[TeraFlare93]

You should update this video and change what Italy thinks about Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland. ("Blonds, blonds, blonds with high quality of life, blonds, weird-languaged blonds)

Nice this too, though.

[anamilicka]

my country is uncharted O.o

no surprise there xD

[Hikari318]

lol Belgium is chocolate, waffles and beer for most of the countries xD

[SchroederHey]

Iceland according to America: Wikileaks.

Iceland according to England: LAS VEGAS. (LOL)

Iceland according to Germany: Geysers.

Iceland according to Russia: MAGMA.

Iceland according to France: TOO COLD. (Apperantly Russia and France thinks that we are Hot and Cold)

Iceland according to Italy: The Artic.

Iceland according to Poland: Canada. (For some reason Poland and Italy keep confusing others as Canada.''

Iceland according to Hungary: Great football.

Everything seems to be accurate.

[AnarchoPinkoEuroBr]

@SchroederHey Iceland according to Brazil: Björk and fjords, when we're smart, Inuits, when we're dumb, Sigur Rós and Vikings, when we're smart and enlightened, geothermal energy and first LGBT president (or prime minister? I don't know the system in every single European country), when we're smart, enlightened and in the know, and no more McDds/supervolcanos with inpronunciable names, to everybody (actually, I scare everybody pronuncing Eyjafjallajökull, it's just ei-ia-fiá-tla-iêu-kü-tl here).

[AnarchoPinkoEuroBr]

@SchroederHey Also, the TRUE first Europeans to enter American continent. Greenland was discovered by Icelandics centuries away before Columbus (they were in modern Canada and New England), then it became part of Norway, then Norway was part of Denmark, then Norway declared independence without its ex-colonies, then Iceland was not part of Denmark anymore since some part of 10s or 20s, ya? But permanent occupation of Greenland.

[SchroederHey]

@AnarchoPinkoEuroBr Yep. :)

Iceland did find Canada and named it 'Vínland''

Denmark also got permanent occupation of the Faroe Islands.

[mikurulove10]

OHGOD. The first one is so true xD

[riapyon]

GOULASH! XD

[HirasawaYui98]

LOL! Accoring to Poland, Norway is a refrigerator xD LOL! xD

[dotmoi]

Oh god. Netherlands...

Sodom?

Drugs

Grast?

Tulips

Weed!

Canada

Gays

Weed

lol

[dungeonbachelor]

Yeah, we made it from "Nazi" to "dirty porn"! We are making progress

[YuGiRuLeS]

I saw the map, burst out laughing. Like, maniacal, I-can't-believe-this-is-real laughing.

[Medysonball]

lol Czech is DRUNK or Beer Land xD

[WhiteLilystar]

Seriously, poor Iceland has the worst stereotypes XD 

[lieflove12]

Too bad there's no Europe According to The Netherlands. East-Europe will be marked like: "Here's where our whores come from."

[Fatmukkaa]

Hey, why Poland think in Finland we drink vodka? :DD I think he supposed to wrote it on Russia :D

[Rakka777]

@Fatmukkaa Cause 'Finlandia' is the best vodka ever ;)

[lolHippie1]

Did France just call Germany his best friend? how cute :3

xD

[SteauaCosmin18]

@lolHippie1 yeah... in 1940 France was crushed like bugs by Germany and now... fell able to call "friends" with my fascist brothers...

Germany= the best country in World

Greetings from Romania!

[mieroth]

@lolHippie1: Makes sense to me. Who else would the French consider to be their best friends? France and Germany are attached at the hip when it comes to political issues, economic issues, etc

[TheBannaani]

Finland; almost everyone had mobile phones, but Russia is so dead now.

[Whitepaperclip]

Oh God The Czech Republic on the Germany map. "PRAGUE." XD

[pekebella]

About Spain:

-Mexico (somebody bring a hisory teacher please)

-Sunscreen requiered (yeah pretty much)

-Cheap hotels here

-Don Quixote ( en un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme...)

-Flamenco dancers (no thanks)

-Italian dialects (Romano Y U so self-centered)

-Tomatoes and bulls (Antonio is pleased)

-Last minute hotels

[crazy4wolvez]

Europe according to USA... yep, that's about right.

[Kari166]

France about Belarus: "Wasn't this in Russia?"

France about Turkey: "Definietely Not Europeans"

XDD

[higirl16410]

Italy called Romano Ethiopia?

Lolwut?

[AnarchoPinkoEuroBr]

@higirl16410 Southern Italy is really poor in comparison with Northern Italy, they're dark-skinned, eyed and haired (9000 years ago the first farmers of Europe were migrants from Middle East so Balkans, specially Greece and Albania, and also Southern and Middle Italy have some of that ancestry, their genetic make-up is easily identifiable) and do rural exodus to North. They're considered "immigrants". But these stereotypes are biased, I don't believe Italians being so parochialistically racists

[KiriSakura]

Why are we "cell phone makers"? xD

[mieroth]

@KiriSakura: Nokia? ;)

[kingflol1314]

Sweden is group sex to Russia?....

....what the hell did my history book miss

[mieroth]

@kingflol1314: I believe a slang term for group sex in Russian is "Swedish sex." ;)

[XxKikupockyloverxX]

lawl "france woz here"

[pawlinka1lindsay]

france about czech republic-anti europeans..? xD

[RewindTryOutDyout]

France about Turkey: "Definitely not Europeans"

XD

[RikardKarlsen]

does brits think we are "filthy rich heathen tribes"?

[Zabuz]

Volvo land... lol

[mermaidmelody8]

I was thinking when Russia came up every thing was going to be Russia.

[TehPastaGod]

Thumbs up if you paused it so you could read what every single country said XD

[666PixxxeL]

The german view is way too true.. :D:D

[darkangel160]

LOL Italy thinks Hungary's a porn star XD

[xxKayleexxChanxx]

N.Italy thinks of S.Italy as.... Ethiopia? XD

I'm sure Lovino was thrilled.. XD

[12thNameITried]

what is a abramovich?

[mieroth]

@12thNameITried: Roman Abramovich. One of the richest men in Russia who today lives (primarily) in the UK and is a dual Russian-British citizen. Very well known as being the owner of the popular British football club Chelsea. Being British I'm surprised you've never heard of him... I have and I'm Swedish. xD

[12thNameITried]

@mieroth Ah ok, thank you. I don't actually pay any attention to football as I don't really like or care about it (gasp, a British person that doesn't like football, impossible!) so that's probably why I never heard of him.

[yahriiight]

so basically everyone thinks of us finnish people as mobile phone makers and alcoholic vodka drinkers? yeah, true. =7='' oh you, tino!

[panthersftw12]

Where I lol'd the hardest:

4. Swimming Pool

3. Personality Disorder

2. Poker Loss

1. EVIL FEDERATED EMPIRE OF EUROPE

[cat101495]

England according to France is great XD "Slayers of virgins" Love it!

[5it4n3p3D3r45T]

what does it say on estonia when it's according to polish?

[Monxy100]

@5it4n3p3D3r45T "Too windy" as far as I see.

[RewindTryOutDyout]

"resident evil" I think I stopped breathing. Then I saw "Thanksgiving meal" PFFFFFFFFFFT XD LOL

[godzillacool]

According to Italy: Holland = Canada(?!) According to Germany: Holland = Gasp? According to Poland: Holland = Gays x3 According to France: Holland = Weed According to America: Holland = Drugs According to England: Holland = Drugs According to Russia: Holland = Tulips According to Hungary: Holland = Drugs Now we have a shining and clear reputation, now don't we?!

[hellorandom52]

This...is the best thing I've ever seen.

[Winterblooddrop]

LOL I always loved those maps! xD

[xXxTrueLunexXx]

0:32 Down at the bottom... "France woz here" XD....

[LaFayette2512]

@xXxTrueLunexXx It's because Algeria was a french colony.

[CagayakeGirl]

...Who's Europe?

[thunderandme123]

"thanksgiving meal" oh mannn XDDDDD loll i can't stop laughing cause it's actually kinda true!

[VentusBDaPlayer]

England = "SLAYERS OF V*G*N*." Iceland = "TOO COLD."

OH FRANCE, YOU. XD

[xXwapa98xDXx]

0:23 the world became one with Russia LOLOLOLOL

[tifforo1]

Why did Russia say that Belarus was Frankenstein? Dr. Victor Frankenstein was from Geneva in Switzerland...

[XLightChanX]

@tifforo1 i think because belarus is so scary (;

[tifforo1]

Netherlands=Sodom?

Also, they could have come up with something better for France than "smelly people."

[mijutt]

Finland is either related to mobile phones or booze : D

[Turtle92797]

lol poland changed my veiw of the world i now know were to put canada

[plzwork100]

Befor seeing italys

thinking: italy + germany= buds

after

thinking: rofl WTFH lul

[butla23]

Haha it pretty funny ^^ 

[RietjeRox]

why did i think it qwas funny to see all people thought in the netherlands there were only drugs, but that i lold the very most of my life when i read poland's opinion; GAYS :D im so happy to live here (omggaymerriageislegalomgyeahy­aoiyaoiimsosorryicouldnthelpbu­tcommentthis;A;)

and lolwut, italy thinks the netherlands is canada? XD

[msdp]

@RietjeRox You´re not the only one, YAY apparantly we´re a yaoi aproving counrty xD! Wel if you look at the other counrty´s I think all the nationalities will come here to marry xP! Oh but America also is slowly changing the ruels too to marry Iggy I think :P!

And maybe Ita-chan thinks he lives in a smaller world? Or he thinks he´s looking at a world map? Could also be he doesn´t really care where other country´s lie? But see it like this, SOMEBODY OF THE COUNTRY´S KNOWS THERE IS A CANADA XD!!!

[RietjeRox]

@msdp he should XD

and yes yes but im totally happy with that :P (oh gawd im such an over-obsessed fangirl)

haha yeah maybeXD sounds pretty logicaly :P

WHAT'S A CANADA? CAN YOU EAT IT? /shot

[HappyCupcakeGirl]

T^T Holland is so many times 'weed' 'drugs' '5000 m' 'drugs' and then to top it off 'gays'! D':

[msdp]

@HappyCupcakeGirl Oh well that is just how people think of us, for gay´s we´re paradise, and all the other persons think that the whole country is a weed/drugs smoking paradise filled with prostitudes xD! Let´s help people out of their dreams, it really isn´t that great with the drugs over here :P!

[HappyCupcakeGirl]

@msdp so practically we're paradise huh? XD

[msdp]

@HappyCupcakeGirl Pretty much but you can see it like this, we´re a counrty that aproves Yaoi xD! And oh well I say let people come here, then they wil see what a hell of a paradise we are :P!

[RietjeRox]

@msdp lol agreed XD

[HentaiSweetie]

Some are hard to read. But thumbs up.

[bublegumjp]

Germany west bully of Polonia, Russia east bully of Polonia LOL

[msdp]

The Netherlands according to Ita-chan: Canada? USA: SODOM? Germany: Gras! Iggy: Drugs Swis: Swamp Russia: Tulips France: Weed! Poland: Gay´s xD Nice to know how other county´s think of me xD!!! ecspecially the drugs part was no suprise xP!

[HappyCupcakeGirl]

@msdp T^T *cries*

[darkyivy]

oh god! "berlusconia" xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Calmuuh]

Denmark according to England: *No info*

Denmark according to Germany: Vikings

Denmark according to Russia: Vikings

Denmark according to France: Vikings

Denmark according to Italy: Vikings

Denmark according to Poland: Toys and stuff

Denmark according to Hungary: Cows

So that's how other countries sees us Oo

[halfdragonhal]

@Calmuuh and we think your socailist union .

[Calmuuh]

@halfdragonhal Yea .. It's wierd.. Oo

[xCillh]

@Calmuuh We are mostly just Vikings xD and cows? 0.o 

[LexYaya424]

very informative...

haha mummy!

[proffessorawesome]

Acording to the italians, The Netherllands is Canada XD lol !

[halfdragonhal]

@proffessorawesome thats a insult to the dutch

[proffessorawesome]

France called england: "Slayers of Virgins" and Germany their Best Friend. LOL

[0xMitsukix0]

lol this is great XD

[Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g]

rofl For Russia's map I expected everywhere else other than Russia to be labeled:

Land still not part of Mother Russia

Ivan: *invadeinvadeinvadeinvadeinvad­einvade*

[Keiji555]

hmmm... there are some characters I would be interested in seeing their opinion of this map.... (Japan, China, Canada, Romano, Grandpa Rome, Austria, Ukraine, Belarus...)

[SugarandSpicepuppies]

0:24 Europe according to russia should be: Russia, Soon to be Russia.

[LavenderLiar]

0:24

B-But... ALL WILL BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA, DA? DA!? D:

[NerdCaveLPs]

France and Germany best friends? WTF

[justsuper12]

course america's map would be the most colourful and he would think the mediterranean sea would be a swimming pool.....XD

[Odhil95]

France you pussy!!! (According to Poland LOL)

[GreenkirbyJapan]

thanksgiving meal = turkey lol

[EverlastingCC]

France woz here