Role Models Best Line

[thatboyloverx]

KISS MY ANTHIA!!!!!!!!

[ELREndLondonRule]

Best line

"Honkey here tried to touch my junk!"

"Honkey? That's racist!"

[fearthemunky]

And when you're addicted to helping, you don't need an intervention!

[fearthemunky]

Look, dick. A Venti IS a large.

[fearthemunky]

I am a very animalistic woman, a VERY animalistic woman. And when it comes to my cub....I am a lioness, a black sheba. And I will claw your ass until you shit sideways.

[fearthemunky]

I should have known. Nothing says royalty like "The Burger Hole"

[fearthemunky]

Oh. Lady Esplen, goddess of Nevelor. I fight for your honor. What? You wish to kiss me. There is precious little time. Oh what the hell...

[fearthemunky]

You know Augie, you really outta lose that cape.

People tend to avoid people in capes.

[fearthemunky]

Davith of Glencracken, doth he slay me?

No, he doth not slay thee!

[fearthemunky]

But I didn't do anything!

I understand Mr. Garvin but there's the issue of this incriminating tape.

Well that could be anybody on that tape.

TV- "Look at me, David Garvin, stealing TV's!"

That's definitely not me.

[fearthemunky]

You're too hopped up on Minotaur. Be careful!

[fearthemunky]

And he was such a cute little baby panda bear!

I already prefer jail.

[fearthemunky]

Check this out. What does this remind you of?

[fearthemunky]

The goddess of Nevelor saw me crying, mom.

[fearthemunky]

Zanthians...why bother?

Ha ha. Good one, sir.

[fearthemunky]

Mitch from graphics! Take over!

[fearthemunky]

And as the barn door crept open ever so slowly, standing there with the moonlight at his back and holding the severed head of the pediatrician's mother in his hand was...PHILLIP! THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY FROM WHEN THEY ORDERED PIZZA BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY!

Oh come on you guys!

[fearthemunky]

Do you know any Wings?

Oh sure! Love take me down to the streets!

[fearthemunky]

So don't come in here.....PREACHING to me...when YOU'RE STANDING OVER THERE...and YOU'RE STANDING OVER THERE...and I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP!

[fearthemunky]

It's not poison!  It's got juice in it.

[fearthemunky]

I don't know, but while I have you here in my personal space...

[fearthemunky]

Well if it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm Full of Shit.

[fearthemunky]

I just spent the last 3 hours in Middle Earth with Gleep Glop and the Floop De Doos okay? Give me a break.

[varhanzboo]

Just cause im black you think i did it?!?

No .. you did it is why i think you did it

Lmao((:

[povirulez]

Fuck you miss daisy

[Ssquires93]

WHAT! i'm not taking ma pants off.

[CNoVa703]

i bet if you mentioned a game of Quiddich he would cum in his pants

[ALLIED7621]

the minotaur line is fucking hilarious

[valdeznick38]

Let us gingerly touch our tips

[TwinkieTM]

this whole movie is full of fucking brilliantly funny lines!

[310thegame228]

mrs daisy line is still the funniest to me lol....

[NightRyder101]

not funny

[ChaoticChicken2]

"i'm sorta into politics"

"hmph, im sorta engaged"

.

"i sorta have a boner"

[lrsninjaman]

The best line is:

"WE ARE THE BUTTSUCK CHIPMUNK ASS BUTT WE GOT THE ASS BUTT HO HO ASS BUTT!"

-Ronnie

[HelloKittyRipoff]

"Whispering eye?"

"I...It means vagina...it means vagina..." xD

[dancecamerondance123]

This is far from the best line..... are you kidding me?

[ImGonnaGoHomeNow]

"you white, then you Ben Affleck"

"you are white" "It's true i am white"

[9InchNiggerDick]

FUCK YOU MISS DAISEY!!!

[kuudez]

"get ready to dance... WITH SWORDS" most badass line in the movie

[24cincyreds]

"let us gingerly touch our tips."

Is the best line.

[1PigfartsHereICome]

@24cincyreds

And: "I'm not here to service your hours. I'm here to service these young boys."

[whatugundo]

I saw him do it with my wispering eye

[Bradc19]

fuck you miss daisy! :P

[EmilyWhite97]

My favorite line was- " say you miss her whispering eye!" "and I miss your whispering eye" *augie freaks out* " it means vagina!" *giggles* :D

[guitarblazer4]

The whole monologue Wheeler has about the bird fuck is by far the best part of this movie.

[iheartteasince92]

"If by gay you mean the old English definition of "fun, enjoyable, and carefree," then, yes, It's extremely gay."

[charleze12]

@iheartteasince92 ahahahaahahah

[rabendranath]

"I'll approach him from the rear"

[Kmaxx69]

Best line is "You white, you Ben Affleck"

[MrDJKaram]

@Kmaxx69 i don't understand that line..

[Kmaxx69]

@MrDJKaram Me either, but its funny. ;)

[agaroud9]

21 people are gay for robots.

[Northover22x]

obviously were not supposed to butt fuck these kids

im kinda engaged

i kinda have a boner

[AndyPants96]

The real best line : Well obviously we're not meant to buttfuck these kids

[scottlandsman]

Classic case of guy on the ground.

[kenzyrandom012]

"We are the butts of chipmunk ass butt! We got the ass butt of your ass butt!" - bestest line.

[RastaPapaSmurf]

no the best line is "oh they have chicken fingers? im thinkin about gettin those il just run a train on em like numnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnum­" haha

[deshiboy99]

"I'm about to do a train on these chicken wings! numnumnumnumnum"

[TheEDeano]

'I dont want to be too graphic , but i sucked the judges dick for drugs'

[tigertijn]

you know what i had for breakfast?

COCAINE

you know what i had for lunch?

COCAINE.

what you had for dinner?

was it cocaine?

[ILLER121]

"he went down like a sack of elderberries" is the best line!

[ajking7]

"Fuck you miss daisy" - Best line

[alecbama1]

"It looks like Shrek's p**s" is the best line.

[iheartmusikkk]

I will hit a child

[xhackxsawx]

RUB A DUB DUB!

[Rowan07001484]

the funniest part is when the woman who runs the big brother agency, says, "now I don't want to get too graphic, but i used to suck his dick for drugs.."

[Hollywood1898]

"I will hit a child"

[MAST3RMINDMACE]

where can i get that cow outfit the gay zoo?

its not a cow its a minotaur a creature of myth - he got it out of your moms closet

yeah she let me keep it after i fucked her

(funny line/scene)

[downthestreetteam]

'oh, bid him good morrow'

[zimboy08]

the line after this is the best

'I'll hit a child..."

[fatsachs]

Ronnie - " We are the butt suckin chipmunk ass butt we got the ass butt oh oh ass butt. " (stands up in chair and shakes his ass retardedly) Best part of the movie hands down!

[schmales26]

@fatsachs Yeah, I like Ronnie's version better. I like how it evokes to concept of ass and butt

[RaptureRiddimz]

Nah the best one was bout the whispering eye.

[BioReaper0]

it takes a village

what?

hillary clinton, im sorta into politics

hmmm, im sort of engaged

i sort of have a boner

[darroni123]

'' I would hit a child ''

[skatermaster10000]

Nah this is the best line:

Ronnie: Suck it rain deer games!

Paul Rudd: Im not ben affleck.

Ronnie: You white... then you ben affleck

[IPKVIDS]

"well were not obviously suppossed to but fuck these kids"

[patkirbs]

HAHAHA! to sleep a chance to dream...

[Bsantana1989]

The cocaine line is the best!!

[rocker4u123]

no the best line is "fuck you miss daisy"

[Godspeedos]

"I'll be watching you, Daredevil"

[jamezz69x]

no the best line is "ya see Ronny the gun is his dick lmao

[syneatnrc]

the best line is when stiffler says ''JUST BANG BANG BANG THE DRUM'' made me laugh so much i felt twice as high

[tyson2937]

classic case of ..... guy on the ground

[KidSchnuffle]

mclovin

[schmales26]

@KidSchnuffle gtfo

[NYC032]

So you like coca-cola?

I like the idea of it....more than actually liking it

[batwoman760]

Nah the best line was:

"tell her you love her whispering eye"

Haha That part was so funny!!!!

[judsonlalpply]

"Suck it, Reindeer Games"

"I'm not Ben Affleck"

"You white, you Ben Affleck"

"It's true you are white."

[XxLiquifyxX]

@judsonlalpply Hmm trying to get thumbs up huh?

[BlameTruth99]

nahh best bit "fuck you mis daisy!"

[SuperWienerboy]

suck it reindeer games! im not ben affleck! if ur white then ur ben affleck. thats true i am white



[timbo35353]

@oliviermillour I think he said come.

[drude100]

I LOVE HOW F'ING IDIOTS POST THE "I LOVED THIS LINE" POST....YES!!! WE ALL SAW IT...STOP RE-CAPPING THE FUCKING MOVIE!!!!

[utesch2171]

@drude100 FUCK YOU MISS DAISY

[defiantwon33]

@drude100 i agree man. if this were a script it would be almost as disjointed and ignorant as everyone throwing down their favorite line -- "says the punk bitch living in the shitty apartment." lol.

[RandomHero486]

"The gun is his dick Ronny!"

[xbeckymackintoshx]

@oliviermillour I agree, it was class!!!

[maddieeeee22]

i love it when hes like "I DONT WANNA TAKE MY PANTS OFF!"

[GeorgeRaphaelHarriss]

This movie wuz too funny. . . btw, take a gander @ my "Role Model" video. Ppl will like it. I swear it should b viral or sumthin!

[Tynanboyle96]

@GeorgeRaphaelHarriss your video sucks your mothers cock.

[GeorgeRaphaelHarriss]

@Tynanboyle96 :-/ Other ppl like it :-)

[Mralmostmillionare]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA i loved this part.!.

[asswiper75]

@Mralmostmillionare HJAIHYBEKS VISKNAWFINMLDZVSNDTFDFA WHATTT

[TheCommentsGuys]

"I wanna rock 'n'nroll all night, part of everyday."

[royx117]

best line: "fuck my cock!"

[scabbarae]

"no, because you did it is why I think you did it."

[BeLiketheSquerrl]

"you get it ronnie?! his dick is the gun!"

[shaqluva123]

"I even made a comic book about it. Adventures of the Booby Watcher." ---Great line by Ronnie

[youngbloody567]

Best part of the movie (wasn't a line) was when Ronnie was drawing that picture in the beginning..... "Beyonce pouring sugar on my dick"

[bustergaa]

My language is English, and this mother fucker tried to grabble my hang down!

[goalykid]

"He tried to grab my hangdown"

[MissClydee]

Lmfao.

[xMarucsFenixX]

Funny movie. I like the part when Sean´s character talks about boobies.

[Keranofkri]

What I find funny more then any other line is where stifler tells the kid he fucked his mum. Thant and the Ben Afleck line

[Nintendorks12345]

"Fuck you, Miss Daisy" and the Quiditch lines are the best.

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

Theres too many awesome lines in this this movie.

[funnygrasstonweek]

no i think you did it cause i know you did it

[sea6789]

"What?! 'Cause I'm black, you think I did it?!"

[izdatsumcp]

Funny when Ali G said it, not so much here.

[abracefacetwoeyes]

this movie is beast

[Mntndew52]

does anybody know where i can watch the "boobie watcher" scene?

[SexyBuilder1888]

@oliviermillour

yeah thats a good line, although i prefer "let us gingerly touch our tips", hahaha

[SuperPivotBoy]

haha well good i want too go too a warrior club like lair wat ever its called :( eneyone know where there is one?

[LOLimtheman]

lol thats not how it goes he says cause im black you think i did it??? and he says "no, cause you did it is why i think you did it, i am not afraid to hit you, i will hit a child"

[gabefofo698]

lol i watched this movie 5 times this weekend its by far the funniest movie ive evr seen

[fartsam08]

hahaha omg SNAP!!!

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[LadyScumBag10]

haha-CANT-*gasps* hahahaha- BREATH!!

[i4mthemaster]

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[EdwardCullenBabe95]

Cause I'm black you think I did it?

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

Edward Cullen sucks ;D

[18imnot]

word

[murphy1737]

hahahaha

[Eagleye17071]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[canfield12]

HAHAHA LOL...cant wait to see this movie

[artardG2]

lmao

[GL2Director]

HAHAHA

[CO0LTUBE]

haha