Game Fails: Halo 3 "Where were you when I needed you Rock Biter?"

[boldbulkhead]

"But MOM!"

"NO, Rocky, you can't have dessert before you've finished your spartan!"

[K33p3r99]

Looks like bad Spartan drivers are not on the rock's lunch menu.

[Dragonm2200]

Rocky ride, lol.

[animalcraze20]

Now no one can have my vehicle!!! mwhahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!

[1337rank]

looks like the rock bit him.

[goffe22]

that stone was like no this is my now XD

[0IIIIII]

@goffe22 Cool

[TheWaplespunk]

....NOM NOM NOM!

[morjor08]

Why didn't he just take the wraith....?

[Droopah1]

HOLY FUCKING TITS 400 LIKES

[guitarherolegend55]

Oh no! Is Tom okay!? D:

[Kayokak]

Paper beats rock... Rock beats spartan...

[Superspider51]

rock wants giant metal scrap rock gets giant metal scrap and yells nom nom nom when rock gets it

[tonytipi200]

Asian drivers will never learn (the Kitana)

[BladeLigerV]

In slow mo it sounds like its crunching the chopper and burping out a Spartan

[Xxxxparadise]

best driving ever!

[EchoEpsilon]

I'm not sure whether to blame the Brutes or Mother Nature for shoddy craftmenship.

[yukon7519]

This is exactly why I miss choppers. :(

[mk0664]

Thats what you get when you try to steal Tuckers ride.

[trigerhappy011]

nom nom nom

[ericrocks6969]

for my next trick, ill make a chopper disapear and make a sparten look stupid

[iSpoonedYourMom]

He found the bat cave... batman was not happy.

[jebwatson]

Rocks are not predatory animals, but rather are omnivorous, accepting any food which happens to come their way. When this large adult rock saw an opportunity for a once in a life time meal, he didn't hesitate to strike.

[RAGELEVEL450]

rock:me hungrey

spartan:no mr rock NOOOOOO...

rock:OMN OMN OMN OMN OMN OMN OMN OMN OMN delicios

[TheScruffy2013]

@RAGELEVEL450 Spell Check.

[ScrinMan]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

[Mrqwerty2143]

The spartan was gona go with the bike but... BUT THEN HE DIED

U THOUGHT HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE BUT ARROWS DONT GO THROUGH SPARTAN ARMOR HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[pcfix33]

ATREYU!!!!

[720coolkiller]

OM NOM ROCK EAT YOUR CAR OM NOM NOM

[LordDemosair]

What? That rock was just REALLY hungry!

[KYLE8497]

It's a cawdboawd cut out of a bohwlder!

[goaway3000]

i went through rocks till i got an arrow to the knee

[werido190]

Did anyone else notice the 'neverending story' reference?

[arty6060]

this defines "between a rock and a hard place"

[raystinks1]

i miss halo 3

[BuzzBombBmx]

The comments are funner then the video

[cwilder01]

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom *burp*

[HappyScreamoKid]

ohhhh how i remember the good ol' days with getting the katana :,) and recon but endure achievement can die

[vorone8888]

Holy women drivers batman! He hit every single object there was to hit before he dyed.

[DoopaThePoopa]

UUUUUUUUUUUUghhhhh...

...hhhhhhgUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[CMF03]

Platform 9 and 3/4's for Chopperwarts

[Tucker574628]

p-p-p-p-PENATRATION!!!!!

[xtremest31619]

i miss choppers :(

[austinderpdedoo301]

Rock: DO. NOT. WANT.

[rickman1945]

Come on, EAT ME!!

[ohahmenuts]

i sooooo miss my old chopper buddy

[AHTSvideo]

Get out of that rock, spartan!!

You are a spartan, in a galactic war.

Not a wizzard on his merry way to Hogwarts.

[run4pie]

looks like he was

*puts on shades*

STONED.

[charlelot]

NOM NOM NOM....

[dirtyelm0]

the rock ate him LOOOOL

[gntboy3]

Never Ending Story. Childhood film.

[Shadow1177x]

man, does that ruck!

[Dragonpit]

As you can see, Chuchus can be very dangerous.

[MegaSilver9999]

Young ODSTs, They never learn.

[MegaMumbles]

WOOPS I accidentally the whole chopper.

[PheonixWrightZx]

Apollo 18.

[PokeloonsNJ]

Rock no like taste of Spartan.

[stephendbs]

That was not a rock it was a black hole

[warcrazy1000]

@iTrust343i how is Kat a guy Spartan than? Lol

[OodustwindoO]

this is what the unsc shoulda used against the covenant

[supabambam]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[TheDragonshunter]

That one was fun

[jake64b]

He deserves that for how bad he was driving.

[iTrust343i]

If it's not Kat, then she taught her students well

[iTrust343i]

Kat why are you wearing red?

[098davide]

*spartan comes* *rock uses death grip* *spartan is stuck* *rock uses slap* *spartan dies* *rock trows him away*

[OodustwindoO]

@098davide you shoulda said ."rock uses spartan throw, spartan is defeated"

[098davide]

@OodustwindoO Rock is spy

[btiny101]

who thinks he hit 88 miles per hour at the wrong time

[LitUpDarkness]

Rock:"omnomnom"

[AgentDylansaur]

Apparently Spartans arent allowed on platform 9 and 3/4.

[09Roxas90]

@AgentDylansaur HA! best comment so far xD

[Kickbackjg]

I miss the chopers...

[compwiz101]

The mole people thank you for your vehicular donation. Now get out!

[Zarzarcon]

In Soviet Russia, rock bites YOU!

[terminator499]

It's the first fail i see with that vehicle ,what is it ?

[blazerider6]

@terminator499 It's called the chopper. It's a one seat motorcycle-type thing with plasma guns on the front and a boost that uses the giant grinder wheels to splatter players/destroy vehicles. The covenant brutes (aliens) use it in halo 3 and odst.

[terminator499]

@blazerider6 Thanks for taking your time to explain me .

[duddude321]

@blazerider6 heavy spike cannons not plasma :)

[BigBlueGoat]

*Nom*

[patsrule24]

should have used rock smash

[Geekpuncher1]

rock goes omnomnom

[TheChopchip2]

not my fault....someone put a rock in my way

[Arexion5293]

The Rock was hungry! Heyooo! ... Yeah, bad pun.

[balrog0444]

@Arexion5293 Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

[anjumanbakshi7]

who uploads videos in this channel? Jack or Kevin?

[yake222]

Inanimate objects. My arch nemesis.

[Toxicboy24598]

My ROLFrock goes omnomnom

[MartiansfromUranus]

TO THE BATCAVE!

[TheRockoman3]

@MartiansfromUranus no one but batman is allowed

[UnwantedOdour]

AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY

[XxDigitalDaftPunkxX]

It looked like a good, strong chopper.

[MrPulu98]

those big ass choppers were the shit in halo 3! I'm so disappointed that those weren't included in Reach...

[Derviii]

If he was on forge... why didnt he just change to monitor mode.... but still lol

[darlthris]

@Derviii yeah, like he expected this to happen every moment of spartan to monitor moments when needed.

[Henryandthatguy]

not a bad video but needs more cowbell

[SeaSpartan118]

He found that secret parkingspot

[9564232328]

Roads? Where were going, we don't need roads. Only rocks.

[DevilTerrorist]

Omnomnomnom

[StonnedMonkeys]

Nope. Chuck Testa

[iChelseaGrinnedJesus]

I totally forgot the chopper even existed o.o

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Am I the only one who started singing Pink Floyd's "Coming Back to Life" when I read the title?

[TripleDDollinger]

Looks like he found the future hiding place of the Hogwarts Express...

[mokajones74]

Looks like someone didn't have breakfast.

[kutu4567]

OMNOM

[DoucheFagX]

I guess you couls say he was....

*sunglasses*

Between a rock and a hard place

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!

[dreadeddan93]

@DoucheFagX no

[Chatzzzz]

Rock number 9 and 3 quarters.

[pokemonrocks08]

i dont get the reference.

[TheTroopersBand]

The driving is really the fail

[ToniSkit]

@TheTroopersBand he got mad skillz bra

[thekidwithahat1]

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

[MrDarkHeroX]

Nom nom nom

[MEGAF4IL]

Get out of that rock Kat!

[alecool344]

0:07 *SCHLOPH*

[cuddlep00p]

THE ROCK ATE HIM!!

[suicidinsoul]

caught between a rock and a hard place

[WeMadCuzTheyBad]

Paper covers rock

Scissors cuts paper

Rock eats spartan.....

Spartan uses scissors to make pretty pickshures :P

[TuTLook]

Mad driving skills right there

[TheAwsomeman3]

the rock was like Nom Nom Nom

[bludcee]

He's going THROUGH the rock!

[NightRaptor]

Still better then being consumed by "the nothing"..........and at least he didn't have to watch helplessly as his chopper sank in mud.

.......Thumbs up for NeverEnding Story!

[BondOfLight]

I think it's sad that he has to play with himself since no one plays halo 3 anymore......let's play halo 3 with him guys

[NGK1997]

The rock was hungry

[TheSurefireGamer]

Is it me, or does it sound like a burp when the spartan dies in Slow Motion?

[rerunrehak]

this video would be alot better if it explained 2 things. 1. y the driving is awful and 2. y u were playing by yourself

[MrPipster100]

OMG....Was the rock OK?

[Reaper81604]

*Bleep Bloop* Achievement unlocked: Eaten by a rock...

[rockachocolate]

They call them brute choppers

[sharkman000000]

Wtf was he driving

[DeoxysLv100]

The rock has good taste in vehicles.

[naporo]

This doesn't seem physically possible!

[DestinyAbsol]

Seems that living under the rock didn't work out for him. :)

[Viperfast1992]

I need that rock in my front yard

[skinsohwow]

FALCORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

[Codeslammer]

Omm nom nom!!!!

[gtha893]

so thats why tucker has that rock

[mcnugget117]

Killed by the Guardians.

[fillipinofilms]

@mcnugget117 The rock's a guardian?!? :o

[HowlingBloodWolf]

i seen man eating tree man eating pumpkins man eating man but never have i seen a man eating rock

[albone914]

om nom nom nom... *spit out spartan*

That spartan probably doesn't taste good XP

[Caboose7965]

Oh gosh... the katana :P brings back memories

[leathehedgehog104Q]

...Secret garage?

[DeadMan864286]

How do you explain this other than "the rock eat my chopper"?

[OdiousLupous]

Buckaroo Banzai has found the 8th dimension.

[FawkUFawker]

He was looking for platfrom 9 and three quarters?

[needmorebuscus]

isnt rock biter one of the never ending story or whatever the hell those movies were called character

[angelofdeath151996]

Those damn rocks, they are always eating people

[JROVOL]

@deadfrogfoot

[Aarontg1]

I have fond memories of halo 3. It's good to see there's still a bit of fun to be had with it.

[FiReZoMbEh]

@slikvic560 i think he knows

[GreatCanadianX]

AND........ PARK!

[xslammersx]

Chopper doesn't affect Rock!:(

[FiReZoMbEh]

You don't break the laws of physics...they break you

[kagehunt1134]

that dudes buckaroo banzai for sure

[deadfrogfoot]

rocks get hungry to

[McBlemmen]

what the fuck a samurai sword?

[oh7mak]

@McBlemmen yep, a katana was a part of armor designs in halo 3

[wENNERWINNER]

@pureblackeagle Pureblackeagle used "no Pokemon joke is ever funny.". It failed

[TyMullins22]

It's not a boulder, it's a rock. The pioneers used to drive those rocks for miles

[slikvic560]

@TyMullins22 ha thats from from spongebob

[ZOFFMANDUDE]

It is my dream to get eaten by a rock

[halo6534]

God i miss this game......

[MrRougeace]

Halo 3 Physics FTW

[Gent1eInsanity]

Red Spartan used Trust!

Not Very Effective!

Giant Rock used Rock Smash!

It's super Effective!

Red Spartan Fainted!

Giant Rock level up!

[pureblackeagle]

@Gent1eInsanity no pokemon joke is ever funny. give it up.

[scutsticka]

Ghost Mode Activated: Low Battery. Shutting down Ghost Mode to save battery

[TheFuzzyChronciles]

I miss that katana