in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!!
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Ye we all watched it, why do you feel the need to repeat what was said. Yes it was funny and i laughed when i saw it... not when you repeated it, sick of tired of these repeat posts to be honest.
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
"homosexuals cant swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks......they nudge people while they're shooting" lolz, morris is fucking hillarious!
I suppose there will be those who will argue that the acts of "gunsuckers" are not a deviancy from the norm.
Citing that the firearms manufacturer was himself a "gunsucker", as were most of the prominent and heroic figures in world history. Also, that the gun was designed and manufactured with the intention that it be "sucked"!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
I'm sorry. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
"He was indulging in some fit of anarchic clotheslessness"
"imagine the fear of knowing you have a gay man on board your boat. When you retire at night, you think to yourself, god, will I wake up and find everybody dead"
"Homosexuals cannot swim, they attract enemy radar,they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at the captain's table, they get up late, they nudge people while they're shooting, they much about." Absolute genius.
brass eye didn't get banned Chris Morris is doing other projects, lol rumour has it he's doing a film about terrorists....the thought of it already lol i can't say much more
yeh its from around 1998 i remeber seing it when i was 14 i didnt pay attention at first as it was late and looked like normal news with the volume turned down then i saw the gun in the mouth thats when i saw the light
during the world wars, it was common for the men on the ships to 'bat for the other side'as it was a single sex job. Not any more though. Dont be so bloody rude you ignorant cleft!
The prison one with this women yum yum
joebstarsurfer 4 months ago
they attract enemy radar, hahahaha!
WindmillStalker 5 months ago
Great use of "Smalltown Boy" at 3:02.
OGRBC 11 months ago
He was on dick alright.
benos 11 months ago
WE SAW YOU GOBBLING A GUN LIKE A MAN'S COCK!
croninburg 1 year ago
Gay as a window haha
damofa21 1 year ago
HMS GOOTch.
sidewaysbrown 1 year ago
Her stepping at 1:55 is the funniest part.
1lofoten 1 year ago
@1lofoten heh yea i noticed that too
CJDiggs 11 months ago
0:42 is that charlie brooker?
smurfieboo 1 year ago
@smurfieboo good shout looks like him
jamesmcfc 1 year ago
So there is a good reason after all...
Best ending line ever
bilalsheikh 1 year ago
"... penis wounds". Good lord, that's hilarious.
t0mmygur13 1 year ago
Lol HMS Gooch
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cigpapers 1 year ago
gays attract enemy radar!
CuteGrimmie 2 years ago
"gay as a window"
bordarboy 2 years ago 5
whats the song that goes run away run away run away run away?
Ofifcialinsanity 2 years ago
@Ofifcialinsanity Small Town Boy by Bronski Beat. It's on youtube :O)
deptford 2 years ago 2
"Homosexuals can't swim" lol
drizztisgod 2 years ago 2
so many priceless one liners in this clip! GIna Mckee is genius in it too!
corgi2000 2 years ago 6
Love that welsh accent at the start, "Starts su-ckin' it..."
gmooney 2 years ago 5
winky in her mouth, !! wtf, lol :D
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in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!!
im sorry i dnt wnt to die
SweetThiaSauce 2 years ago
i love this
jnewton177 2 years ago
"when a nurse puts a babys winky in her mouth to make it go quiet"....wtf? lmao
unionjackthelad 3 years ago 5
Soory, ye that is Gina, my bad.
cmrules 3 years ago
hms gouch lol
MrAppleby56 3 years ago
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Ye we all watched it, why do you feel the need to repeat what was said. Yes it was funny and i laughed when i saw it... not when you repeated it, sick of tired of these repeat posts to be honest.
PigeonsInstinct 3 years ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
hopexlovexsmile 3 years ago
93% of wounds sustained in naval-battle, are infact, to the penis!! wow I was about to join the navy :O *thinks twice*
daManDRAK 3 years ago 6
"homosexuals cant swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks......they nudge people while they're shooting" lolz, morris is fucking hillarious!
jozinske 3 years ago 7
bean spiller rofl
jake096 3 years ago 2
That's not Doon. It's Gina McKee.
chalkey79 3 years ago 4
Doon is nearly pissing herself laughing when chris says they muck about lmao, i do not blame her either, funny as!!!
cmrules 3 years ago
They MUCK ABOUT!
paulryo 3 years ago 4
HMS Gooch lol
kondanna41 3 years ago
"when you retire at night, you think to yourself 'god, will I wake up and find everybody dead'" That never fails to make me laugh.
Garsideffxi 3 years ago
"Still it wouldn't have made such a good story, and maybe that's the point!" XD
megamarsvin 3 years ago
Gays Can't swim
depthinblue 3 years ago 2
GAY attract sharks,enemy radar:))))))))
afraglynn 3 years ago
'sticks it in his GOB'
mowithchickens 3 years ago
"Dress a penis wound"
robtorque 3 years ago
they muck about...LOL
kittenready 3 years ago
LMAO -I love the indignant way she shouts "we saw you gobbling a gun like a man's cock"!
BaddaBigBoom 3 years ago 2
lol same here, best bit of the video
warriorofwrestling 3 years ago
they nudge you while you're shooting
lol
72sherman72 3 years ago
gay as a windmill lol
Deanbagdude 3 years ago
its gay as a window lol
stitcha123 3 years ago 4
lmao what does he say at 4.07 after she accuses him of gobbling a gun like a man's cock?
spamjax 3 years ago
sounds like camelback lol, but might be get back
stitcha123 3 years ago
god I'd love to root Libby Shuss!
spamjax 3 years ago 25
@spamjax dam right- bang tidy!
rkent06 1 year ago
HMS Watford hahaha
boozkachu 4 years ago
I suppose there will be those who will argue that the acts of "gunsuckers" are not a deviancy from the norm.
Citing that the firearms manufacturer was himself a "gunsucker", as were most of the prominent and heroic figures in world history. Also, that the gun was designed and manufactured with the intention that it be "sucked"!
Chuichupachichi 4 years ago
wat
Nosliw87 4 years ago
homosexuals nudge people whilst they're shooting
poochengeez 4 years ago 2
I love Gina McKee, she was great in 'Our Friends in the North'.
053bss 4 years ago
"18 months"
sounirvalice1 4 years ago 2
"He's as gay as a window"
rustyant 4 years ago 8
'there's the penis!!"
JimiOriel 4 years ago
British humor > American humor
dryraininbetween 4 years ago 52
@dryraininbetween i disagree, but this is funnier than hell.
zaengo 1 year ago
um, they muck about....
RutMuggler 4 years ago
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Faggness is on the same level in the Navy as in prison.
There all at it esp the American Navy.
karlos81 4 years ago
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GranUnic0Rn 4 years ago
too good.. too good
nj23dublin 4 years ago
ROFLMAO
LifengLu 4 years ago
Chris Morris and Mark Heap are two of my most favourite things about British television.
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hotnspicy32 4 years ago
fuck
greenguykyle 4 years ago
dude....that is like the worst gay joke ever XD but that was pure genious...this would make micheal jackson jealous :o
konohahero 4 years ago
Sir Hugh is one of the best comedy characters ever!
bissmire 4 years ago
Fantastic.
No sex video from me though!
petkula73 4 years ago
like puttin ya babys winky in yer mouth to keep it quiet hahahahahhaaaa
antidotevideozine 4 years ago 4
haha... like sex in 'iz gob!
bibby5000 4 years ago
Gina is a fox.
forceofamber 4 years ago 5
Genius? Absolutely.
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HostedByJessica 4 years ago
'Fetch is as gay as a window.'
maureenOWW 4 years ago
"He was indulging in some fit of anarchic clotheslessness"
"imagine the fear of knowing you have a gay man on board your boat. When you retire at night, you think to yourself, god, will I wake up and find everybody dead"
Chris Morris is a comic genius
loloman2001 4 years ago 3
your all dead ,,, its the gay,s call the cops
martie96 4 years ago
"Homosexuals cannot swim, they attract enemy radar,they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at the captain's table, they get up late, they nudge people while they're shooting, they much about." Absolute genius.
CheesyGrin123 4 years ago 2
anarchic clotheslessness..kickass
raskolniki 4 years ago
I love Gina McKee.
indieabby88 4 years ago 2
that libby shuss is mega fit
nebulaaah 4 years ago 3
LMFAO ooh god that was fucking hilarious, a good laugh. gota love the pomes :P
iamjesus1234 4 years ago
They...MUCK ABOUT!
accleary 4 years ago
English humorists are so good at demonstrating absurdity by being absurd. :-D
venuspluto67 4 years ago
They Attract Sharks
GENIUS!!
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eeg1991 4 years ago
brass eye didn't get banned Chris Morris is doing other projects, lol rumour has it he's doing a film about terrorists....the thought of it already lol i can't say much more
bblink182 4 years ago
brass eye was fantastic! miserable ar$eholes without a sense of humour banned it!
nj23dublin 4 years ago
OMFG HES BLOWING A PISTOL LMAO!
OoSwanZoO 4 years ago
I wonder what would happen if he kept at it LMAO
Lukie99 4 years ago
Is that Gina McKee??
falcore 4 years ago
The boat is called Gooch! Haha awesome.
floozysuzie20 4 years ago
Gina McKee is sooo hot
hugorudd1 5 years ago 3
Mark Heap is brilliant, Loved him in 'spaced' too!
kremmid 5 years ago
this program is quite old... older than the war on iraq if i remember correctly
bobafattt 5 years ago
yeh its from around 1998 i remeber seing it when i was 14 i didnt pay attention at first as it was late and looked like normal news with the volume turned down then i saw the gun in the mouth thats when i saw the light
sounirvalice1 5 years ago
I wonder wether what they are doing in Iraq relates to that. I mean , are they after oil or the stiff Penises of the Arabs
samirelamir2 5 years ago
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oi keep your ignorance to your self. My dad is in the Navy and i know many people in it and i dont know any that are gay. The were in 1945 not 2007!!
AlexFictionFriction 4 years ago
They were in 1945? Wtf?
Please, shut the hell up.
jennieWren01 3 years ago
during the world wars, it was common for the men on the ships to 'bat for the other side'as it was a single sex job. Not any more though. Dont be so bloody rude you ignorant cleft!
AlexFictionFriction 3 years ago
Mark Heap looks quite attractive on this!
BabyBodge 5 years ago
Imagine the terror, of waking up and finding everybody DEAD!
Rodders80 5 years ago
Homosexualists also increase incidences of pet hamsters turning into rabid transexual baby-eating 10ft giant communist grasshoppers.
dimothytingle 5 years ago
homosexuals bum sharks! fact...
DiFontaine365 5 years ago
They DO muck about
Tomgaijin 5 years ago
Homosexuals attract sharks.
crumb11 5 years ago
"As gay as a window"...RFLMFAO
jivesmig 5 years ago
i always wondered why i attracted enemy radar so much
cjvos1 5 years ago
you cant run a ship like that.
djmoca75 5 years ago
"The Boat. The Captain. And The 'He's A Poof' Headlines"
PWee28 5 years ago
why are you being gay with your men, gobbling you gun like a cock? Gay as a window. Priceless. I loved this show
ImmortalChaos 5 years ago
93% of wounds sustained in Naval Battle, are, in fact, to the Penis.
Toolpusher 5 years ago 2
Stupid gay hateing media,Chris Morris shows them the
cunts that they are.
alisongreenaway 5 years ago
"They nudge people while their shooting"
lol
Shrimp91 5 years ago
homosexuals can't swim!
Genius
minorthreat373 5 years ago
"force of habit I 'spose"
screamingslave89 5 years ago
nothing on TV for the next 1000 years is as fuuny as this and HITLER said the same thing about his third Reich.
rich1980 5 years ago
Morris should be given a time machine and get the chance to do a programme about the Nazis.
Toolpusher 4 years ago
Morris is doing a new show about terrorists.. it sounds promising!
niallwaters 4 years ago
dressing penis wounds! ha ha ha ha! brass eye saved my life!
ntheAttic 5 years ago
They MUCK ABOUT
Toolpusher 5 years ago
"he's as gay as a window!" "homosexuals attract enemy radar!"
LOL!
Ben7b7 5 years ago
penis wounds lol
yaakhee 5 years ago
I wish that journalist would suck my dick if I was there... :P
missiondoe 5 years ago 2