The Assassin: A Spider That Hunts Other Spiders

[GelatinousCat]

Fora T.V. sucks dick.

[tikusrabun]

damn nature U scary

[DubJendel]

I love picture slideshows. Thats why i come to youtube and not google images

[Valkyrie11234]

So its a cannibal? D:

[0takuMetalheadGamer]

Damn nature your scary D:

[MrDony321]

I LIKE THE PART WHEN SHE SAYS "SPIDERS."

[1Jp2y]

Cracked brought me here too :D

[wyv3rn1]

That's one badass spider

[corahatesyouall]

cthulhu spider.

[Fallenemiko]

damn tumblr.....

[rocafella142]

why can't i find a good video of this spider in action?

[PivotDreamArt]

Cracked is the shit

[pic74]

They sent someone to video an Assassin Spider when it attacks. The cameraman was never found...

[mrxerosquared]

brilliant. fight poison with more poison.

[IdentityUnknown89]

I'm very close to convulsing with fear.

[soso188]

a true bro among spiderbros

[ricardo140]

not impossible to masturbate to.

[universalsingularity]

@ricardo140 thank god I thought I was the only one

[Gawainxxxx]

I'm watching a video about something that I hate and you make me watch an ad? Fuck you

[djdogjuam]

4:26 - Looks like the assassin spider is getting the other spider to give it a blowjob

[Dindi69]

Worst Speaker Ever!

[959583051]

cracked is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[doingyourass]

hello reddit



[r0bz0rly]

thumbs down every faggot that asks for thumbs up. thumbs up if you agree.

[CommunismMudkip]

Cracked brought me here

[Luy22]

It has a neck.

That means it can be decapitated.

[Somefortunatesoul]

@Luy22 with something as creepy as an assassin spider, why do I feel like decapitation is the only possible way to kill them?

[FeMan1842]

reminds me of most new Vampire movies... where they only hunt other Vampires

[Feralah]

These guys are like the Slenderman of the spider world.

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

I heard about these things. But I thought i was just being messed with. I wish I was

[neoceluloide]

@blklightning330 Hail to the cracked!

[AverX8]

@blklightning330 Same here.

[MunkyBo11ecks]

@blklightning330

Yep, I saw this spider and thought "what the fuck is that". Im scared of spiders, so I thought I would check it out. Lol. Now im twitchy.

[theraVen27]

why the fuck do you morons take pictures with a video camera then turn those pics into a movie???

just use the fucking video camera you dumb bitch

[zerobeast22]

@theraVen27 Why the fuck do you care so much?

Just click a different video you dumb bitch xD

[OniKokoro88]

@theraVen27 You are hype as SHIT lol

Calm the fuck down.

[Eddiboojak]

This spider is your friend.

[criticasm]

So she took photos of it and later had animation made of it in motion uh... does she know she could taken video of the ACTUAL SPIDER with the same damn camera she was TAKING THE FREAKIN' PHOTOS WITH. All modern digital cameras record video, logic denotes that you would film to not miss anything. Then take stills from that.

Seriously, how can anyone not notice how suspicious it is that there's no video footage of this spider on the net. Until I see such, this thing could just as well be a hoax.

[JoNnYShizzle]

@criticasm Before you jump to conclusions while simultaneously ranting meaninglessly, if you look at the whole video on the site, there are videos of the spider in action. If you look carefully you will notice that the pictures aren't owned by her, but by Charles Griswold, Nikolaj Scharff and Jeremy Miller. I suggest that before you comment you do a little background research so you don't make yourself look like a ranting jack ass. Also, why call it a hoax? Who is she deceiving with her research

[LadyTasera]

So is she conducting a class on creatures that live in our nightmares?

[autokid15]

epic spider is epic

[sosoasian]

probably highly aggressive and highly venomous, like every spider in the world (to me)

[lulzeaterlol]

Holy shit we get it you are Cracked's bitch stop flaunting it

[700293]

@lulzeaterlol hey, hey man, hey...Cracked.com brought me here.

[Rivsie43]

Craaacked



[RamboOnR3dbuII]

Cracked.com brought me here! :D

[MrJeburtO]

Woo cracked

[RazzyoO]

Mother Nature you so crazyy

[magzdookie33]

yeah cracked!!!!

[DigitalTru7h]

Cracked.

[SenorBougliani]

cracked bringed me here

[TheMichaelSullivant]

CRACKED



[jkleli]

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

[TehBuddaChris]

shit man i remember when i was little a fuck big ass daddy long leg crawled on me and went over me just to get to the ground but it was in my couch random moment

[PrincessPengy]

... It's also the spider crawling up your back right now. Explains the itch, doesn't it?

[Falc1NL]

Damn living with a fobia is really hard.

[kennyshen1228]

this spider has long neck like giraffe, so unique

[stoatmax]

In this video, Hannah Wood says the word 'spider' 40.5 times with some other words in between.

[5959512]

damn nature you scary!

[DanteFingers]

It's stuff like this that makes me soooo glad that we don't live in the insect/arachnid world.

[HallucigeniaIV]

I want one of those... :D

[Ketsui]

That animation was DOPE.

[juicearibe]

This shit is lab made.

[MizuMing]

Still scary as ****.

[Oniterian]

It kind of reminds me of the little monsters on CloverField.

Or a pelican :P

[keeyk118b]

amazing !!!!

[DrGanja92]

OOOOOOHHHH shit i just realized something Accidental Learning!!?!!??

[casanova925]

fj is my reason too lol

[RedPhoenix230]

FJ as well haha

[PinoyGamers]

Fj ._.

[quadraxis45]

FJ is why i'm here lol

[RVXproductions]

FJ!!!!

[whitluvshush]

im from funnyjunk

[yansube]

Now I've got an even worse case of arachnophobia, thank you for bringing my fear of spiders to a new height.

[MrBruc3]

@yansube dont worry man, its only 2mm long and harmless to humans

[ripyourfaceoff50]

Could she say, "IT ONLY EATS OTHER SPIDERS." any more in this video? I think we got it the first two times.

[SmoshRules55]

haha I think most of the people here are from funnyjunk

[SmoshRules55]

@DrGanja92 haha I think most of the people here are from funnyjunk

[yungmonk23]

@DrGanja92 lol i am

[corpito123]

@DrGanja92 Fuck you man, Im Here because FJ :) Nahh I had to see this because of FJ

[casanova925]

@DrGanja92 i know i am ha ha ha nice call. bacon sandwich?

[DrGanja92]

@casanova925 Ill take 2

[pineapplewarriorz]

@DrGanja92 PRAISE ADMIN!

[toomuchomework]

they should call this spider the "vlad tepes" spider. 'cause it impales its prey

[clockfreak56]

i didnt have to go to sleep anyway

[JudasCrusader]

@clockfreak56 thats good then look up the cyclocosmia spider on google images

[TREYrulesButUdont]

@JudasCrusader I take it that you like FunnyJunk? lolol

[toomuchomework]

@TREYrulesButUdont moar funnyjunkers around? 

[Ondori412]

she said the word spiders like 8 quadrillion times in the first 40 seconds

[buddhasknowbest]

Notice how spiders know how to build webs from birth and are not taught anything? Just like spiders, Humans are also not born with a blank slate. Nature is a hard pill to swallow.

[kamau329]

Did she just say fucking on the webs?

[Corgblam]

@kamau329 plucking

[dilibau]

JAWS 5 - spider edition

[xxsolascripturaxx]

Damn, nature, you scary!

[greenghost2008]

That is really really disturbing

[cmsalvagio]

Evolved? what do you mean by that? I used to have a huge tarantula in my room when i lived in Bolivia. I pretended he/she/it protected me from everything else that was in my room. He/she/it was my personal assassin.

[JaguarEscarlata]

Jus when I thought spiders couldn't get more scary.

[pocho31]

@JaguarEscarlata pussies

[PriganProductions]

@JaguarEscarlata go look at videos of a camel spider my friend

[wimscheers]

Holy Hell, get some starship troopers in there fast!

[blabby102]

Creepy!

[Wrath0fKhan]

Those are definitely not Christian morals. Im telling you... ;-)

[truvelocity]

@Wrath0fKhan But, slaughtering mammals in giant production facilities are Christian values.

[Wrath0fKhan]

@truvelocity

Fo sho! ;-)

[JoshwithaJ]

Someone call Attenborough. Animation is an incredibly poor substitute for nature itself. Do not take credit for that, yo.

[benniquaid]

Presentation Animation Fail

[blackiron60]

Now that is absolutely amazing.

[Violent2aShadow]

So this is what spiders dream when they have nightmares.....

[7eeeeeees]

yum

[phantomdoodler]

I've never seen a spider like that before. amazing.

[zogg18]

My 3 year old niece could animate better

[lanceawatt]

@zogg18 lol

[olejniczak12]

@zogg18 doubt it

[EyeMonniker]

Fuckin' scary. Hate to be a spider.

[sterlingman]

Interesting.

[YourBrainOnReligion]

Trippy.