Justine Bateman - Maxwell House

[sherriffnoldie]

I like Maxwell house. She's sitting in a distracting angle.

[Godzilla1985]

"Daughter of Alien visitors, where do they get this stuff" Probably your brother!

[corrupt200]

Alex Keaton or real-life brother Jason? I can imagine Alex Keaton telling Mallory that her parents are aliens.

I don't know well Jason and Justine pull on as real life sibs.

[kajehgb]

to smilegrrrrrl- coming from me a christian, your comment is offensive.

your the one who should be ashamed for your comment and will be ashamed 1 day if you do not accept Jesus Christ as your Savior.

Justine Bateman found the Truth.

[smilegrrrrrl]

Sorry if you were offended, but that's what great about Youtube--we are free to express ourselves! What offends me are people who can't think for themselves and don't question made up crap that they've been taught. is the truth I found so much inner peace and love once I realized religion is a joke! It's sad when people believe everything they're taught. Justine Bateman's beliefs are sad. And you're sad. :)

[mundymanor]

Yeah, kajehgb--people who claim to "think for themselves" don't realize that they are people who "don't question made-up crap that they've been taught"! Where'd they get their info... ALIEN VISITORS??

Chuckle.

[kajehgb]

@mundymanor -Will you be chuckliing on your death bed?

[mundymanor]

@kajehgb --I just might... you never know...

[dabble778]

@kajehgb You only have to accept him in the last second, like John Donne did. So live the rest of your life as you like. (This bit of blasphemy brought to you my Maxwell House™ and Alien Parents inc.)

[thegirl44]

@dabble778

My dear old dad, who left the Roman Catholic Church when it annuulled his parent's marriage making he and his 7 siblings bastards (Despite the fact that they were, all of them, conceived in wedlock.) is holding on to his absolution at the time of death like a motherfucker.

He figures that the RCC owes him something for it's mind boggling stupidity in the matter of his parent's divorce and figures that being able to say, "I'm really, really sorry.." at the end is a fair trade :).

[MattGues]

@kajehgb smilegrrrrrrrrrrl* might have reason to be ashamed, but at least it won't stem from failure to correctly use apostrophes and capital letters!

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*Jeez, how many Rs are in there, anyway?

[thegirl44]

@MattGues

I'm a little confused by that whole exchange. As a Christian, I wasn't offended by smilegrrrl's comment. Should I be? Maybe, I should be. Is there a list of shit that Christians should be offended by and I didn't get a copy?

Is that comment offensive to any other identifyable group other than Christians? If I weren't a Christian and found that comment offensive does that, by some strange default, make me a Christian?

I'm so confused right now.

[MattGues]

@thegirl44 : Actually, I don't have a dog in that fight (regarding getting insulted over religion); I was just making fun of kajehgb's* poor punctuation and capitalization.

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*Note: too many consonants.

[thegirl44]

@MattGues

So, unless my dog's in the fight (She isn't, fat fuck's on the bed snoring), no need to get wound up?

Good advice.

Got it.

[elochentero1972]

what a girl!!!...she's perfect!...

[smilegrrrrrl]

It's a shame she became such a Jesus freak/Bible thumper.

[BlueChadillac]

Happy birthday Justine it is my birthday too I loved you on the Facts of Life. Just Kidding. Call me!

[r3t4y5]

Is she saying "alien inbreeders"?

[chompychomps]

I remember how that commercial used to make me want to masturbate for some reason.

[sherribailey75]

wow, what a horrific commercial.

[Seagrove1976]

What's with the "tough guy" routine?

[mastior]

METH HOUSE is more like it, she looks 60 years old. WOW.

[gmpep3]

ok, I don't care if this commercial is like 20 years old. Probably older. I'm drinkin' some F*n Maxwell House coffee!!!!! If Justine (The Bomb) drinks it, it's good enough 4 me!!!!

:)

[johnglsby]

haha hot!

[jk8a]

embarrassing!

[shesboxingclever]

lmao

[blackheartmagazine]

LoL, gusbaker. But see how the tables have turned? Now those tabloids are undoubtedly picking on her bro Jason!

[kalindoscopy]

maltese genes rule

[gusbaker4u]

Hey, from the way she's slurring her words, I think there's more than just coffee in that mug.