Funny Insults

[Flora3906]

lolz

[fucknfucks]

HAHAHA!

My enemies... Watch out! >:D

[david3605ful]

the other dood cryed thanx lol

[Dragonmem88]

LOOOOOOOOOL these are awesome jokes

[huffguppie]

Best insult of all time was by Winston Churchill.....prior to WWII....Lady {some nobility which I forget}...Lady AssOfButtocx....berated Churchill....."you Sir...are a drunk"....of which he replied..."tomorrow Lady AssOf.......i will be sober....yet you will still be ugly"

[AdriansPunk]

These comebacks don't work against a fucking maniac with a machine gun.

[KillCammed]

@AdriansPunk lol ya they do

[22brndn]

1 week suspension for highway insult, thanks!

[lil5wayne]

3 Day Suspension For Fighting Thank You

Used The Highway Insult

[enjoiNirvana]

most accident happen at intersections actually..

[TheAznPwny]

song?

[KaotiikViruz]

@TheAznPwny Bruno Mars : Idk Broo You Shud Ask the Maker of THis Video

[nickelfront13]

┌∩┐(✖_✖)┌∩┐ Call of duty is better ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[Y0VILLEHACKER]

shit happens, I mean look at your face.

[BANANASTWIKLE]

awesome!!!!

[zombiemovieify]

lmafaorof

[mynamwiz]

I told him that joke and coc-k and Jke thing and her chased me down the street saying I'm going to bum rape u nice job it's ur fault my legs started achin n got away.

[TheTeddybearluvr]

wheres part 2?!?!?!

[Gabe121stuff]

laghed soo hard at 0:40

[CoolGuitar22]

Shut up, you will never be the man your mother is.

[CoolGuitar22]

funny stuff!I got some 2 lol!

Your just mad because your mother has a biggerd dick than you.

Have you been shopping lately? they are selling lives, maybe you should get one!

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but i cant seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You should wear a condom on your head, because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.

[VampireLoveYou86]

I actually used the 1st one on a player who would always talk shit about everyone XD

[crime860]

you got tell it to me ass cuz hes the only one who gives a crap of family guy

[jaidenwars]

im doing the fire and water one but im gonna say i hate them instead. :)

[georgiagirlerin]

thats funny im sooo going to tell them to my friends

[HydraWolf11]

I used the giant condom one on this bitch I know and she shut up :D next time imma use the squidward one :DDD

[soulbrother08]

if your face was on fire i wouldnt put it out with an house brick

[100smev]

love it

[HurricaneAwsome6168]

I couldnt stop laughing i almost Died in the 1st one hhahah

[coolanimals2424]

GREAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!

[zangytangy434]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA III LOVE THE SQUIDWORD ONE!!

[HateGovernment]

What's with the spook music?

[kioko1801]

i used the water glass one and it totally worked i got that guy to stop being so annoying

[lovelykat1000]

sooooooo freakin funny

[hardupooju]

hahahaha im gonna use the balls and the peter griffin one

[TheOfficialTeknik]

You look like you were on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

[yushimimushimi]

All of these just fur the he'll of it!

[yushimimushimi]

Lmao I'm using a

[VampireLoveYou86]

hahahaha!! these are to good

[thetwilght143vamp]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA sick it to ur nose and call you squidward sick it to you chin and call you peter grifin

hahahaahhahahhaha classic

[pigapotommus]

haha i have a Q :3 whuddya say when u say something and the same continuous people say THATS WHAT SHE SAID?! >_< talk about FRIGGIN ANNOYING

[STLgurl03]

I like my joke is like sex... I get it n u dnt damnnnnnnnnnnnnn lol

[abigaildavis876]

ha ha ha i love these they are funny

[ToxicTurtle101]

These are really good!

[xxWoozWorldFanxx]

I used the squidward dick one to my boy friend cause he wouldnent shut up. he almost did it

[200319starwars]

i said one of these to my friend's

[autobotairsoft]

lol awesome

[simonsevillelover211]

if you were on fire what would be the hardest decision to make?

trying to decide whether i should go to the movies or grab some mickey ds

[TheNAVYSEAL001]

love the music bro

[MySilverCrow]

100th Comment!

[mastergamer204]

@MySilverCrow Good, eat a cookie.

[TheClutchDutch]

This is GREAT tnxs! lol

[MROCTIE]

i bet you were born on a highway.i hear thats were most of the accidents happen.LMFAO

[brendawebley5]

i did and it wes funny and there like grrr and walked away hahahahahah :)

[zire747]

I had a wet dream about you last night, i pushed you off a building and pissed myself laughing.

[Wrestlingfanz01]

5 dislikes are from people living in a cave



[blp1994]

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!1 I MUST USE THESE.

[theharrystylesismine]

@MSMARISSA1024 oh right, sorry! :D

[meburpzilla]

whats the song i like it?

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

I used all these yesterday.

Guess who's suspended? XD

[WhitexCrackaxGangsta]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin idk bro , who?

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

@WhitexCrackaxGangsta

If you're that stupid, then probably you.

[WhitexCrackaxGangsta]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin probally 

[smexybabe22]

this is hilarious ahahaXD it made me laugh hard(:

[LuannaTheMusician02]

I dont hate you but if u got run over by i truck tha truck driver probably would have been me

[theharrystylesismine]

@MSMARISSA1024 what?

[horsecrazy098]

"Just stop it Richard!"

"Richard? My name's not Richard."

"Oh, well you look like a Dick."

[ThaliaFire]

*facepalm* you spelled chin wrong...

[fallaw2cme]

love thisss

[yummyness12345]

i thought of a better one, okay, if you dont shut up i will cut off your dick and call you squidward, wait that wouldnt work, i would call you patrick

[mamanettie]

"I wouldn't piss on your teeth if your gums were on fire"

[MrExellslayer]

there all fucking awsome

[DuhWinnIngEveryWHEre]

id say "i do hate u b-cuz if i had a vlass of water i would drink it"

[ssarahlabadinii]

I don't hate you but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I would drink the water

[CinematicMaj]

@ssarahlabadinii ......And the come back to that is "I hope it rains that day". ;)

[jenayiah39]

Love ur insult it is hilarious please make more and tell me

[newboyzluver82]

Lol just used it on my ex bf.....he got sooooo pissed...thank u for them very useful..lol

[TheBMC808]

whats the song?



[PorchaSwag143]

@TheBMC808 click clack away

[WesTheMes100]

@TheBMC808 it says tht at the end of the video

[gamerfreak946]

lol bro nice makes sum more ur good i used them on my teacher and every one laugh but i had gotten oss for a dam week i still dont get whhy i have oss

[lolzskittlez]

YA KNOW WHAT?? those were the best knowledgable 2 minutes of my life ^_^

[countryboy4556]

part 2

??????????

[TheAnimecutie101]

I don't hate you but if you were on fire and i had a glass of water, i'd drink the water.

LMFAO!!!!!!!

FAV!! xD

[Skorge148]

i got this bitch who anoys me and i got her to shut the fuck up with these

[wasbra2007]

i already started laughing by the first one



[redjokerkid]

Wat song ?

[1moonamoon]

LOL i used the condom one at my ex bf and i used the petter giffen one he grabed hsis pants and was really mad but lol he left me alone and knew to ne nicer to girls afther that thxs for these XD

[Skorge148]

damb i got my ex girl friend with that legs spreading one tell me some more

[simonsevillelover211]

i have one for my bitch mom. whats the diffrents between her and a snake?

one is a cold blooded cruel demon with ugly skin and the other one is a snake

[bestsongs17]

Omg I love the fire one

[cuppycakerkitteh]

shit man xD

[seansswagrocks]

I Cant Go On I Laughed So Hard On The SquidWard 1

[OpTaZzTrIkzz]

Plz Make More

[darck98master]

thank so much

[stxgurl2]

my teacher was like "Katy! You sit your butt down and do your test!!!" and i said "well...i dont hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and i had a glass of water, i'd drink the water." she sent me to in school suspension but it was SO FUNNY.

[acousticvet98]

i used the fire one on my ex-friend and she called me a bitch so i threw water on her and said hey i guess i was wrong

[simonsevillelover211]

i told the fire one to my enemy nicola she called me a bitch so i kicked her in the crotch

[MsPichuTheOverlord]

@simonsevillelover211 *high fives*

[simonsevillelover211]

@MsPichuTheOverlord XD

[MsPichuTheOverlord]

@simonsevillelover211 Yes, yes.... now you get it..... *adds as friend* :P

[simonsevillelover211]

@MsPichuTheOverlord *accepts*

[cherryblossom1234100]

i used the fire one on this girl that bullies me i got 3 weeks of detention but who cares u should of seen her ugly ass face

[MaddieIsAwesome76]

I loveeeeee these quotes

[xreybro15]

i liked it i told a chick the last one

[supercoolio911]

i love all of these!

[boredom1223]

i like the one when u said "if u dint shut up ill cut ur dick off glue to yourr face n call u squidward

[RisenProdigy]

Almost at 1 million Subscribers check me out

[TheBigbeast60]

im using the squidward one, it was one of the funniest!

[shokwav22]

Imm gonna use the squidward one

[trishafriends]

@shokwav22 me too :P

[halaktherealgod]

lol



[reddog17vids]

i used the one about peter griffin. finally they shut up after that :)

[dannykarma1]

good shit man!!!!

[unknown44674999]

if a bullet were to fly straight for you it go straight the other way

[Cruelixable]

Make more

[XFlamelessXFireX]

@Phantom9713 bruno Mars And Diggy Simmons Click Clack Away

[Phantom9713]

Song?

[multispyx]

@Phantom9713 Click clack away

[mozart3008]

so cool that with the rumour

good job man

[FeelingAngry]

one to add is your nan has a bowl cut and your grandad smells of piss.....

[ILoveKittyCats98]

imma use all of them (except the dick ones) on my cousin who talks alot and has the same name as me

[TheRockureworld4me]

Hahahaha :D Hilarious!! i love the one that says "i dont hate you but if you were on fire and i had glas of water , I would drink the water" :D

[danyistech]

yo do u mind giving comebacks for when someone calls u fat bro plz awsome vid ii almost pissed ma self

[wendydoglover]

funny af!XD

[XxBEASTZIV]

heres a joke what do u call a lesbian dinosouar (lick a latapus )

:)

[1pelletgun]

this is like the omly video that made me laugh

[bossy656]

hey watch your mouth ....i like the video

[ToriCaitlyns10]

ssooooo funny. u need to do more of these!! Excellent job and really freakin hilarious

[JMH01996]

omg...this actaully made me laugh..good job

[CatsAttack73]

I laughed so hard I peed -_-

[Peackin]

Plz make more videos

[Mr199810]

I like the one that said "I bet you were born on a highway, they say that's where the most accidents happen!! LOL ROFL LMFAO

[PinkyRosez]

i loved the first one. that was awesome. some were kinda vicious but pretty clever.

[funnya100]

Talk to my ass ,Thats the only thing that gives a shit! XD lol

[funnya100]

LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY THT I STARTED LAUGHING AT THE FIRST ONE! Hahahah good jod . :)

[Chausboy]

very nice man

[FirstSkaters]

nice\

[mayralove95]

lmfao this is funny , u should make more ahah !

[CoralineR0xx]

YES.

[mahamat19]

nice

[iluvredvines]

69 views.

[jaidemi]

Lmao

[loveless539]

those were funny

[xxdemizxx]

@loveless539 Thanks(:

[naRutoxxxhiNata303]

@xxdemizxx OMG..... I had an asthma attack watching this(I was laughing too hard)