Hitler's pencil of mass destruction

[ExcruciatingLAUGH]

Then how the hell did Germany lost the war?!

[boy100ful]

haha the ending was from terminator 3

[Jedibigfoot]

how did he get Chuck Norris's pencil?

[SherryZProductions]

The Pencil of Doom > Elder Wand..... U mad, Voldemort?

[iLikechevelle]

Is this all from the same movie? I wonder what the explosives bill was.

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

I know how to deflect the pencil of doom...

...the paper of hope.

[7heAre7s]

Hitler won't be happy that the Death Star he purchased blew up.

[FtwSpritingCorp65]

Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Where on earth is the Death Star on the map?

[FtwSpritingCorp65]

Dammit, I leaked one on my first try. This should REALLY be one of those try not to laughs, I think I nearly died on 0:22. DAMN.

[Tuckerscreator]

Michael Bay writes scripts with these pencils.

[LordDarthVader5]

What's that music?

[cameron3323]

And why did he do this??? They messed his order up at the german mconalds :(

[berserker276]

Honestly stopped being funny after about 10 seconds..

[Vissanuwat]

Hitler :FEGELEIN!!!

Hitler :Fegelein destroyed.

[Metalgears1]

I just realized Hitler was saying the same phrase over and over but different subs and I didn't find that weird

[alicenchains59]

now i know the entire german language,stuuchen faust!!!....:every word in german

[EdShengo]

Hitler's pencil of mass destruction

Burgdorf's pistol of armageddon

Fegelein's clap of doom

Grawitz stomp of doom

Skeletor's stare of doom

Hogl's MP40 of Total Annihilation

Hitler and company have sophisticated weapons for the World War III, hmm.

[funboy1231]

MW4 KILLSTREAK POMD.

PENCIL

OF

MASS

DESTRUCTION.

FUCK YES

[berserker276]

@funboy1231 Otherwise known as a POMD

[Haloxp322]

what movie did that last part come frome where eveyone is shooting nukes

[Usul573]

@Haloxp322

Terminator 3

[Soalric]

What music is this?

[SonicTheHedgehog1224]

"She stole the Erin" means a lot of stuff in German

[Darkichi7]

fegelein is always up to something

[smexyhotnl]

begins to sound like a song :3

[conanng4575]

Hitler should be at the Seelow Heights' frontier so that the Third Reich can survive...

[wannafudge]

The reason why hitler doesnt use this againt fegelein is that he would just absorb the energy. Hope that clears things up.

[firesniperbullet2]

Its alot more violent this time o_0

[PurpleStorm8]

...how did Hitler lose the war again?

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@PurpleStorm8 Fegelien chewed the pencil.

[Darkichi7]

@PurpleStorm8 dont blame hitler blame fegelein he was up to all of this

[PurpleStorm8]

@Darkichi7 Urr....I didn't.

[JaZaVaTz]

@PurpleStorm8 He accidentally dropped his pencil inside his bunker...

[Alakazam54]

@PurpleStorm8 he lost the war because he lost his pen of mass destruction

[NewPhoenixFilms]

@PurpleStorm8 Pencil Shortage...

[Nagatozjima]

@PurpleStorm8 The pen rolled under the table in starlingard.

[WonkyTonkBotty]

@PurpleStorm8 By letting Fegelein sell his pencil to Stalin, and two clones to Churchill and the US president at the time.

[GaltarDude1138]

Luke had to race down a trench, dodging laser cannons, TIE fighters, and Darth Vader himself. He needed two proton torpedoes and the Force to blow up the Death Star.

All Hitler needed was a pencil...lol.

[FekLeyrTarg]

Isn't this piece of music from the PS1 game "Star Trek: Invasion"?

[jakehellspawn666]

LOL hitler cant beat john cena thats just silly talk

[AhzekAhriman1]

If hitler had used his pencil of doom he would've won the war.

[lommaren]

Deutsches folkes!

[gigantamos]

This is the best one hands down

[Destroyed666Doom]

i cant stop laughing ahahahah xD

[mysteryninja22]

another large house

lol

[deltahalo241]

finally hitler uses the pencil to destroy his enemies instead of owning people

[halostar529]

What is the Ending Sequence at 1:23?

[dachicagoan]

@halostar529 Terminator 3 (2003)

[halostar529]

1:05 hey when did Hitler join the Rebel Alliance?

[valy225]

watch Hitler and Pencil of Mass Construction 1 channel Mriamsleeping

[Fcn0192837465]

Haha now we know why the death star was really destroyed. Not just some dinky little ships flying in and blowin everything up.

What I really want to know is who would win? Hitlers pencil of doom or Fegelein outside of the bunker? Both seem like chuck norris like forces.

[ACrapSandwich]

lol it would suck if he dropped his pen on his foot.....

[IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

terminator iii

[CSniped]

What movie is the last scene with the nukes exploding and flying from? Thx.

Awesome vid :D

[FFVIIFTW]

@CSniped i think it was terminator 3

[tauseethegreat]

0:18 to 0.20 = EPIC

[TheGuyThatExplodes]

WHAT IS THE DAMN SONG?!!!

[mattsgp]

does anyone actually notice that hitler is holding TWO pencils?? A blue one and a red one!

[xDWazzupDx]

lol why would hitler destroy a warship?? That is senseless...

[gethsoftware]

@xDWazzupDx cos its allied warship?

[xDWazzupDx]

@gethsoftware now it isnt senseless anymore :D

[Iareleet24]

who where'd you get the clips from? like all of them? lol i could totally use them for a WWIII video

[CptDobby]

what's the scene at the end with all the nikes from?

[CptDobby]

*nukes

[supraguy2jzgte]

@CptDobby Terminator: rise of the machines

[Nostro200]

Why did germany lose the war??????????????

now I m confuse

Mabye hitler said : Deutchland! Deutchland destroyed!

[TheStackedNerd]

I lol at how that fat guy in the background is just sh*tting himself the whole time XD

[Cooljay1991]

Hitler lost world war II, because he couldn't find his pencil of doom. Fegelein must've took it :/

[1000razyja]

someone take this pencil from him!

[45BigBoss45]

from 0:58 to 1:06 comes from independence day

[45BigBoss45]

ANOTHER DEAT STAR!

SECOND DEATHSTAR DESTROYED!

[VladTV962]

This is what will happen in December 2012...

[Haashir911]

MW3 Game

Fegelein:THIS GAME RULES SO MUCH AND HITLER HAS 100 POINTS AND I HAVE 3000

Jodl:I WILL KILL YOU FEGE

*Hitler has 10 kill streaks press --> to activate pencil*

Fegelein:Whats a pencil gonna do lmao

*BOOM*

Hitler wins with 4000 points

[sgtGmaster]

LOLED soooo HAAARRDDDD XD

[johnwenzenpogi]

Hitler didn't destroyed: the world trade center

[zierka13]

I thought it was a pen

[Spazur]

He could've used the pencil of doom against the Russians!

[Treeburner25]

where did you get the part with the nukes from?

[sfgjsd]

@Treeburner25 its from TERMINATOR 2 i think, or 3..oh wait ..is TERMIANTOR 3 RISE OF THE MACHINE or something. its from the end of the movie.

[doomknightsepulchure]

Hitler!

Hitler destroye— Wait, WHAT DID I DO??!! WHAT DID I—

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

[SirGarjelBlah]

silly hitler, why would u bother training ss and luftwaffer pilots to fight ur wars when u have the pencil of mass destruction!

[Pirlname]

Indepencil Day. U_U

[BaSs4cE11]

HAHAHAH im crying

[korre45]

what music is that?

[hammockrat1]

roflrofl I CRIEDDD

[TheLambert34]

holy crap.

[TheAceofOcea]

lol'ed off my chair, funny

umm but arent the scenes of the whole planet being bombed by nukes from Terminator 3 ? just wish to know just in case i missed a good movie..

[HaloReachMcfarlane]

I want one of those WMD Pencils SO BAD ! Thumbs up if you do too.

[Haashir911]

@HaloReachMcfarlane I would use them on JUSTIN BEIBER

[HaloReachMcfarlane]

@Haashir911 Same Here !

[Haashir911]

@HaloReachMcfarlane so if Hitler has the pencil of mass destruction why did he lose world war II ?????

HES GOT A PENCIL THAT CAN DESTROY BEIBER SO HOW DID HE LOSE TO STALIN ???

[Darkichi7]

@HaloReachMcfarlane i could use one of thoes pencils to destroy my ex

[RenerDeCastro]

Best WMD ever!

[MrPartyboy134]

oh just fuck she stole the air :)

[TheGuyThatExplodes]

What is the song called?

[MrToast886]

the name of this video should be Hitler barrows chuck norris tooth pickes

[MaleficDan]

I'm certain Michael Bay gave him those pencils

[lilwayneencore]

ston chenson  CHIZULE ERRE!

[gigantamos]

one of the best video's on youtube hands down...

[moneys97]

That end clip is Hitler's Pencil flying across globe and destroying !

[AhzekAhriman1]

I would sell my soul for a pencil of doom!

[2xKEWL]

@AhzekAhriman1 next time you have pencil...throw it...

your soul is mine!

[Thunderbird457]

its funny how he keeps saying CHEESOLAIR! for every single sentance yet it means different things

[DigitalDeath88]

why didnt the pencil blow up the room they were in with him slamming it down?

[iDrumist]

press 1 to see hitler sneezing and god he have damn lot of pencils

[Gunnarr123abc]

I was half expecting it show the world trade centers...

then everyone would say

OH toooo soon...

[Thegreekboy250]

OH THE HUMANITY

[moneys97]

Bunker !

Bunker Destroyed !

[bbruinenberg]

We got really lucky that fegelein broke the pencil. Else it wouldn't take long before he accidently destroyed the earth.

[AgentXA564]

@bbruinenberg Hitler managed to fix the pencil. If he didn't, it would not be in recent videos.

[zxcv1234able1]

So thats how explosions keeps happening.....i told you mom! i told you it wasnt the gas cooker then made that explosion!

[mphello]

Wow! Hitler could have won the war had he had that pencil at the time.

[ccman363]

omg i laughed so hard i started crying great video!!!

[SWBVDM]

The last scene, the nukes? What movie is that from?

[CytotoxicTrev]

@SWBVDM If memory serves, Terminator 3.

[Orcaluv26]

what movie is the clip at 1:35 from?

[AwesomeLegoMaster]

@Orcaluv26 some Terminator, either 2 or 3

[idioticinagoodway]

FEGELEIN!

FEGELEIN DESTROYED!

[alexpower15]

@idioticinagoodway nope he have the clap of doom :P

[athgard35]

Am I the only one who had to pause the video to breathe?

[itzdagamer]

@athgard35 i hate to admit it but yeah LOL

[BludnmunyProductions]

@athgard35 Nope.

[Apollon0817]

This is genius.

[xXRichzkie097890Xx]

Restaurant manager: Come on man pay the bill already

Hitler: Scaritsans natz! (youre my next target!!!)

SIE IST ONHE! (HES DESTROYED!!!)

[Brotagonist]

Des deutschen Volkes.. SIE IST OHNE EHRE!!

Des deutschen Volkes.. SIE IST OHNE EHRE!!

[cookingboy3]

Black Ops Game:

"DUED THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVAR!!!"

"I KNO RIGT!!!!"

*Hitler Pencil inbound.*

"Oh shi- BOOM*

[HOLYDSFA]

@cookingboy3 Tactical nuke strike from MW2 was cancelled by Hitler's pencil.

[EliteGod000]

Hitler may had a pencil of doom but Stalin had a communist pen of doom :P

[izzy884]

and Germany lost the war U_U

[XMMxmmXM]

Jesus, not the Enterprise! NOOO!!!!

[Pommepiiigen]

where is the scene with all the aromic bomb from?? witch movie??

[GammaWing1]

@Pommepiiigen Terminator 3

[Pommepiiigen]

@GammaWing1 it is??

[mitout123]

How did Hitler not win the war with that pencil?

[WonkyTonkBotty]

@mitout123 Fegelein used his Fist of Mass Destruction against Hitler, and then handed the Pencil of Mass Destruction, Foot Stomp of Doom and Pistol of Armageddon to Stalin.

[loopedvirus]

dammit hitler shoulda used it on th no talented fag justin bieber

[InstinKtiveX]

Hitlerrantsparodies "484 videos" damn he is really pissed

[TheAgent9393]

I make those explosions when I get a rpg!!!!

[EruAquila]

1:42 holy god, hitler did all of those?

[bobbygnosis]

I want that pencil.

[GKandPebbles]

That was brilliant.

[AlvanKeels]

Omg I'm dying of laughter. LOLOL

[Inkv7]

omg im scared know. 6 nuclear bombs blowing up......what movie is that in?

[xXxAllOrNothinxXx]

@Inkv7 Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

[theultimatus96bgpe]

whoa,slow down,man.I didn't steal your comment,i saw the clip and just wrote it,i didn't even see other people's comments.sorry

[tippo78]

55 people failed miserable xD

[HappyfaceSpider1]

That is one epic pencil. XD

[theultimatus96bgpe]

wow,i didn't know that the same german sentence has so many different meanings

[catalinaga]

@theultimatus96bgpe Copying me much, asshole?

[daniel37433743]

I know what I want for Christmas

[14mamaluigi]

Good thing Fegelein broke that pencil.

[catalinaga]

I didn't know a german word can mean so many things.

[deadeye851]

@catalinaga just enjoy the comedy -.-

[catalinaga]

@deadeye851 That was a joke.

[deadeye851]

@catalinaga sorry i used all of my sense of humour on the video :P

[TheLegorock]

@MrAviator96 Terminator 3 because that scene is when the war started

[Iggylover13]

More powerful than the Death Note. o_o

[TopGun904]

CHUCK NORRIS USES THAT PENCIL TO WRITE TO HIS MOTHER.

[Discodude5900]

1:38, looks like a lot of people divided by zero

[bombernator]

@MrAviator96 Prettyu sure that was Terminator, don't know which one though.

[Sinderking]

holy...shit

[stone85]

i'd like to see planet thundera planet krypton axis chemcial factory the artic zoo batman returns nakatomi plaza

[BB0ysGam3s]

transformers 4: hitler's pencil

[Cyberdandude1]

Dammit!!! That's good stuff!!!

[NikuTheKing]

Justin bieber. DESTROYED!

[RedAssStudios]

omg it worked 4 me i threw my pencil and my house blew up!

i guess it was the gun powder in the pencil

[Luxai]

And that's why every country should just dissassemble their nukes. Or better yet, go back to bow and sword.

[IceCoolG4mes]

dear santa...

[ZzDreamGoat77]

and Germany lost the war????? :)

[crockpotorcrackpot]

@ZzDreamGoat77 fegelien must have stolen it

[EliteGod000]

@ZzDreamGoat77 If you watched the hitler vs Justin Bieber parody you would of learned why they lost anyways :D

[DynomicPierre]

@ZzDreamGoat77 Fegelein sided with the Allies and used his Paper of Doom.

[3RiCALATWiN90]

@ZzDreamGoat77 we had the nuclear bombs of mass destruction

[danuk500]

@ZzDreamGoat77 Ah you see hitler killed himself with the pencil, and the pencil ended up getting destroyed by the explosion so that was the downfall of germany :P

[Jimmix13]

THUMBS UP IF THAT PENCIL CAN KILL CHUCK NORRIS

[FreemanFanatic]

@Jimmix13 even Hitler's pencil of mass destruction can't kill Chuck Norris. remember, kids may check the closet for the boogeyman, but the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.