DIRT NASTY TALKS POLITICS

[Nevrack]

I find this to be the funniest shit ever.

[DiverseLA]

I strongly agree with your belief that the warring factions within the Chibecka may spread to nearby nations such as Lusatania and Guantanamo, but if you'll allow me to obfuscate and pontificate the halogens, I must state that the existential ramifications of parliament will cause political turmoil and corruption of more nuclear weapons being bought and sold on the black market by Russian mafia, terrorists, and communists; destabilizing the free world and socialist unions of democracy.

[Venom4372]

Jewish rapper= smart, but still dope as fuck

[jordanxx311111]

chibaka lololol

[TryKeepUp808]

smarter than anything obama has ever said

[ddubbahdollarbill]

Chibecka haha

[BlackberryAllDay]

Iol that was good bs

[JpegImage08]

This man should debate with Rick Perry . . . .

might be the most entertaining thing to come from politics.

[heretic1771]

FREESTYLE POLITICS???



[Huitziloposhli]

Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods! BATMAN!!! This all makes seance NOW!!!

[AbdiXL]

lol the transcribe audio is a surprisinlgly accurate

[AbdiXL]

Sir Charles Riley, the governmental issue appointed senator in England

[xXxLun4tiKxXx]

No offense man but this shit was fuckin lame nd borin fuck the political government bullshieet or who the fuck knows what. bust out with the cocaine instead nd float in the white clouds of the politcal ganja fuck it.. pop sum pills nd bring the bitches A.,. Suck a fuckin dick yo!!!!!

[AuroraSunset]

he's doing what all politicians do, i can dig it.

[steveag1991]

4th thing on the constitution lol

[Bonusbananas311]

if it was scripted, it was a script of an improvisation

[Bonusbananas311]

its all improvised DUH

[Bonusbananas311]

i couldnt agree more, dirt.

[warriorslax213]

road vs. wade

[vladub02]

Im so like retarded when it comes to politics i had to read the comments to find out if this was real. lol

[Zdef94]

haha buisness

[2ndhandwerewolf]

Dirt sounds like fox news.... full of shiiieettt!!

[IsaacBroadnax]

hes being sarcastic lmao, he's saying ignorant shit and using big words just like anyone on tv talking about politics

[AreFitz]

Anyone that thinks this is supposed to be serious is an idiot hahahahahah

[ozone760]

was i suppose to understand this?

[megaplayah]

ahahaha epic start xD political crisis inside our infrastructure! haha wtf

[hiphopfreak31]

the biggest threat U.S. civilians face is our own government and the small group of people who have misplaced power and plan and carry out "false flag" terror attacks such as 911 in order to gain support for a war and create a fake threat against our safety so they can continue to strip our freedoms and pillage through other countries gaining control of all natural resources.. eventually the day will come where we will be put in concentration camps, do some research history repeats itself

[woundspooden]

he gets my vote for president

[amg166]

Also i asked jeeves and he said that news stands for Navy Electronical Warfare Simulator, but tbh i'd take your word over jeeves' anyday, cos theres a rumour going round he smokes weed, just saying

[amg166]

Although i didnt fully follow everything that you were saying, i still watched the whole video, big love dirt ;)

[phatminotaur]

HAHAHAHAAH FUCKING HILARIOUS

[TotallyHorsed]

Dirt, your manifesting potentialities of political punditry speak volumes, yet have you taken into consideration the 3rd revision of the Regalia act? It's overreaching consequential terminological constants are, of course, so to speak, in this post-modern democratic republic, one can say, inertiatic

[Gimmeclockworking]

write in ballot next election Dirt Nasty

[slangshotstudios]

i bet he's getting his dick sucked in this video

[cassandra30001]

ooo you should be my baby-daddy 

[FirstStreetTV]

I bet he's not wearing pants

[JeffsYTChannel]

This is what started the never ending debates. lol

[usernamelame1]

rogue vs. wade  HAHAHAHAHAHA

[samoanqweennana]

lick your lips dirt nasty..it's building up on the sides. lmfao

oh & can u speak english for me? lmao

[theWh1teRabb1t58]

if only we could elect dirt nasty to every seat in congress and to be president and vice president, then we would have a perfect country

[peezy419]

he bullshits so good it kinda makes sense ? lol

[dobe420ify]

sir charles riley is an architect, there is no 4th law of madagascar, but besides that he was pretty reasonable, almost sounds like he just figured out a main topic and pulled random crap

[Sorrytodisappointyou]

My head just exploded.

[UsefulChamber]

NEWS. covering all gambits

[123gangstapop123]

if i didnt know who this was i would think he knew what he was talking about

[cessnacitationx1]

HOLY SHIT

THIS GUT IS A AWSOME

[XcubicubiX]

nigga got vocab

[cessnacitationx1]

im glad he dressed up for this

[realbuff504]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are the funniest motherfucker

[reef36]

THE 4TH LAW OF MADAGASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheUnP0ssible]

i think he hit every buzz word ever used. sign him up Trump

[gaBehcuoDsuoitneterP]

Wow, Simon Rex doesn't know shit about what's going on so he makes nonsensical jokes.

[OttawaGirl]

Do not throw down the political manifestation without the political manifestation.

Children of the Internets??

Gotcha!

bla,bla,bla

Orientalism,

Benelux....

look it uppp.....

[Potent13]

"Working on contemplating..." lmao

[tenacious69]

this is funny as fuck

[yz125yamaha10]

obama would hire him as a czar

[astanhope]

He was Sarah Palin's media coach!

[howthefuckareya1]

the regalia act hahah

[kave464]

Hahah I love how he drops sir Charles Reilly

[kave464]

Hahah I love how he drops sir Charles Reilly

[shaneolivier]

more political updates mutha fuckaaa

[theilladelphian]

lmfaooo "europe, malaysia, middle east and uh Chibeca which is a part of china"

[robojohnny]

i don't think that was the fourth law of madagascar. nope!

[Mancubus73]

fuckin love it

[chellz8909]

you are too funny who would of thought

[AustinSendek]

I'm dying right now. So hilarious! Please keep us updated more often!

[gethengain]

I'm pretty sure he is just saying big words.

[ChainSmoke420]

@gethengain then you are in fact only displaying a total lack of intelligence, and it is somewhat disturbing you would jump to these barbaric accusations when this gentleman is trying to expose extremely disturbing facts of the world of politics

[carmody]

is that really what news stands for

[HowlDono]

HAHA. Politicians don't really say anything.

[ironyouth78]

I think it might be about time for another political update. pleaseeee

[griffman248]

this was on cnn. revolutionary

[shamshamblam]

What do you think happened in Egypt right now Dirty?

[KiingBlood]

...so in short, they "overthrow" the government and now the single most powerful institution in that country (EGYPTIAN ARMY) that receives billions in funds from the united states every year, is in power..theres so many american weapons/consumer goods factories in egypt that their exempt from laws that apply to all other sectors within the country.. I reallllllly must admit though, democracy is a a great pretext to colonization!

[shamshamblam]

...gettin' off the toilet... now!

[lockedbarber]

Why did he do porn in the first place. This guy has the looks to be a model and this is coming from a straight man.

[12amBow]

Yeah but Dirt.. you also gotta take what happened with the Regalia Act of 1980 into consideration when you're talking about Malaysia and East Asia because they all have that triangle aspect of philanthropy.

[gome0043]

No offense, but I think this Dirt Nasty guy's an agent of the New World Snorter. I mean what the fuck's he doing over there in South American anyway....

[yoyojemojo]

They're gonna take him out, like they took out MLK and JFK and Monica Seles.

You can't lay down brutal Truth like this, and expect to just skatz along. Is his heroism courageous, or is he another Sydney Carton?

Fight on bravely Dirt. When they come for you, take as many as you can with you. Filthy lizard bastards.

RIP

[LastTrueChamp]

Dirt I thought you were going to update us more frequently. I have no fucking clue what's going on the world. Lets get some more updates eh.

[rexraided]

dirt nasty for president!!!!!!!

[Brzbrngr]

The regalia act of 72 is always in.

[iCatchAllTheFish]

Jesus Christ his brain spends so much time relaxing and basking in the drugs.. and when sober time comes his brain cells fight for normalsy, but the extra chromisome is very dominant as seen in this political speach

[hemulinkulli]

@iCatchAllTheFish Nice reference..but don't speak about things,that you don't master..okay honey?

[weHAVEsex]

'...IN THE MIDDLE AND SOUTHERN EAST"

[MrChettyflis]

pupils are just always tiny as fock

[SciFientology]

Makes perfect sense to me. Very insightful...

[Feltrider001]

He sounds VERY sober 

[fatallyfeli]

such an intelligent man:]

[babarakus77]

Damn Dirt almost sounded like he knew what he was talking about. I like the southern east line.

[beezyb42011]

@pouchy17 tell me what it means bitch im too lazy

[techman567]

DIRT FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[tykemeawaywyou]

so smooth. was under the impression that i was learning something, but i learned that i learned absolutely nothing. well, i now know his face very well ;)

[Pouchy17]

the fuck is dirt talking about?

[beezyb42011]

in lamens terms.. lmfao what does that mean

[Pouchy17]

@beezyb42011 your dumb.

[TheHunter14792]

although religion falls in due to darwinism lmfao

[skittlessbh]

dirt nastys ma nigga for life

[GoHardBernard]

haahaha hes just saying big words that have nothing to do with each other and people still think hes being serious.

[LittleLegion]

LMAO

[hydrake]

9 people don't understand this joke.

[hydrake]

It's funny how people are taking this serious.

[Kareem707]

Stop, stop, stop.. shut the fuck up man. Whats wrong with you? You sound like a little bitch. Take a hit of this and kick some of that Dirt Nasty shit about gettin ur dick sucked! xD

[diggideimer]

straight bullshit.... :D

[kyliekannibal]

he looks steady coked out but thats always chilling:]

[anitabonghit170]

parlay? haha thats from pirates of the caribean

[cheesewheel]

Nice suit Dirt!

[BillKiernan]

"religion falls in due to darwinism" ahahah

[SHREDheadCODY]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[maddash24seven]

I remember the first time I tried Ritalin.

[mr666devildriver]

and both my eyes are hella pin. You wanna get high.. I wanna get high.

[TANK1671]

WOW i didn't know how well educated Dirt was in politics. he's so wise, i didn't even understand what he was saying,, hey NEWS means North East West South? I did not know that!

[getlostinadub]

Dirt Nasty / Simon Rex is funny as hell

[jira40]

east westeners

[czechhelmut]

Such a pity, that I can understand only a small part :( but still fucking awesome :D

[analbiff5000]

@czechhelmut thats the point, its not supposed to make any sense...

[sigg67]

2012 bitches. You have my vote Dirt!

[63204]

DO NOT OVERTHROW GOVERNMENT WITHOUT POLITICAL MANIFESTATION!!! haha

[MrRoiel]

so what would you say about drugs/prostitution/ and the illegals effecting America? does the infrastructure of the american government benefit or not?

[jfontana88]

he coached miss carolina

[5ivespeed]

i wanna learn this word for word, for next time some drunk asshole involves me in a political discussion

[xYoungDeezYx]

is the Jeremani act in? Is the Regalia act of '72 in? Uh, Rode vs. Wade

[privlaka9]

is this real life?

[velvetevening]

ooomggggg he is so fine.

[ProstigeWorldwide]

this is fuckin crazzzyyy

[1j3b3h7]

look how constricted his pupils are, Dirt is high as fuck in this lol

[jira40]

he makes more sense than anyone else the holds a political office in the ussa right now (except Ron Paul :-)

[poogawoog]

If I just walked by a tv with him saying this stuff, I would've thought it was just the news.

[kardona91]

he didnt tell us to suck our own cocks? really?

[crizpy9119]

this is fuckin great

[BigBoyJerrycurlz]

This is a test :P

[TheRippdogg]

North, east, west and south....dirt your the man....

[63204]

Update??

[lv71389]

dirt nasty for president baby

[SPDLST]

Oh shit, how much you smoke!? haha

[FreeflowOfTruth]

Moron.

[danceunderthestarrs]

you can tell by his eyes that he's fucked up.

[vincenzo0069]

Ooooh I get it. . Good points Dirt very wise dude

[samrak]

The fourth law of Madagascar haha...I'm from Madagascar and dirt is absolutely right,

not a lot of people know about that law

[manguy10]

This shit us fucking amazing !!!!! He can be a gangster ass fukin rapper or an amazing polititian !!!!! I love dirt nasty (no homo)

[reishamajere]

simon "sebastian" rex FTW!!!

[TheColumbianDevils]

Look at that mutha fuckers pupils! coked out!

[dbluvsuANDred]

i bet he's high as shit

[jmf23805]

@dbluvsuANDred damn if someone can be that high and make that much sense it would be a miracle

[OzziOzBaby]

Religion falls into Darwinismm.. hahah ! bestt ever!

[izsoflye]

Spoken like a true American politician. Dirt...I need you in my life.

[sigg67]

Dirt Nasty 2012! FOR PRESIDENT. HE SPEAKS WORDS OF WISDOM.

[shadeshiest22]

sounds right to me dirt nasty for president

[dancaban]

amazing freestyle.

[Epixs420]

@dancaban basically a freestyle with no rhymes.... pretty nuts

[DamnCheckOutSyds]

He is s0o0o white

[MarryMeGirl41]

This video opened my eyes.

[privlaka9]

the regalia act of 72' of course this oversees the palatial philanthropist nature of this predicament although, when you associate this with the major globo-political satire, it eventually deteriorates more so into what is scene as a major political scandal which in conclusion proceeds almost all public bureaucratic inclination as scene in society today..

[pogo77]

this is fantastic.

[McAwsomeBurger]

lol...

[kalifornia3333]

this makes about as much sense as what the politicians say haha.....maybe more

[NinjaKurt23]

hes not making sense on purpose u retards!! LOL this is great lawl

[gaxact]

Mr. Nasty

your pupils are suspiciously small

hope you haven't been indulging in any illegal narcotics

[grantdawg07]

in summary the regalia is out of sync with all that is palatial

[NateisTrippin]

THE fuck is he talkin about? haha u remind me of how retarded i am when i try to talk about politics.

[FunLovingCriminals77]

wtf am I high wait is dirt nasty high

[boultonboard]

staight comedy

stay nasty bro

[Hanaxcore]

Fuck, I know exactly what you mean...

[53mike]

Thats fucking SOO TIGHT someone who is acutaually known is speekin out about "government" Government:To Control take contol of. Simon acutally Knows some shit besides DRUGS! (which aare fucking awsome)

[LisaRose80120]

@53mike

Uhhhh. You do know what he is saying doesn't make any sense at all, right?

[mista123420]

@LisaRose80120 i understood it all.  :))

[THEPLAGUE31]

LMFAO.

[TheBabydoll2011]

He must have some good weed. I wish I had weed that good!

[ThaDean604]

@TheBabydoll2011 COCAINE

[XxRayPwnsxX]

haha WORD jk

[TheHyphenBetween]

i took another hit and it made alot more sense

[tsimfuckis1]

sarah palin saw this and came

[dannman420]

Regalia act really lol

[Seanhasaposse]

I laughed so fucking hard around the end when he just randomly throws out Roe Vs Wade