Jeffrey Ross - How did she die?

[hopplacowboy]

her phone number was "3" haha

[pacoloco729]

funny guy

[kadbase3]

Pretty funny

[jonremache]

She scored some bad crack, they found her in Newark lmfaoooooooo

[dan11009]

who wears a leather suit

[permos12345]

@dan11009 Jeffrey Ross??

[FreshNostalgia]

Someone please delete that AmericaJustin shit.  This is an old bit of Ross'.

[cirosuperiore]

this guy specializes in old people jokes.

[BEAR3OOlbs]

Half the jokes were stolen. The other ones I bet you baught

[StaceyC123]

"How'd she die?"

- she was shanked in a bar fight.

- her bungee cord snapped.

- she was trampled during the Running of the Bulls at Pamplona.

[havellhavelldt]

ahahaha the taffy part was the best hands down.

[AmericaJustin]

This was made in 2008

Larry Said it in 2003

[FreshNostalgia]

@AmericaJustin And Ross was saying that shit for years. It was on Shorties Watchin Shorties.

[AmericaJustin]

@FreshNostalgia

Larry Said the joke in July 2002

[infernityzero2011]

@AmericaJustin jeff ross did this joke way before 2002 buddy , he has been doing stand up for about 16 years now and that is one of his classic original jokes i saw him in 2000 and he said this shit

[sseasshark]

Aunt-tique lol

Aunt-cestor LOL

[greatblueherron]

larry the cable guy told the exact same joke. someone stole it

[ieatpilli]

@greatblueherron I think it was larry...theres a video out there of him...he uses his real name (or fake) and acts exactly like a northerner

[samqueler]

@greatblueherron it wasn't Jeff. I just saw him doing this bit really early in his career. "classic comedy with Jeff Ross"

[Mulishamadness]

@greatblueherron and he stole it frome somebody, no one is original just the presentations are

[MrY0ufail]

@greatblueherron He used a familiar setup, but he altered the end. I don't see why, that's a problem. That would be like saying Bob Saget stole the Aristocrats Joke he told from Gilbert Godfried

[greatblueherron]

@MrY0ufail fuck bob saggit

[ImTheDude909]

@greatblueherron * Saget *  Learn to fucking spell jack ass.

[JakesHouseProduction]

@greatblueherron Well, one of them is funny and the other is Larry the Cable Guy, so I guess we know who stole what.

[greatblueherron]

@JakesHouseProduction yea the jewish one

[JakesHouseProduction]

@greatblueherron Daniel Lawrence Whitney isn't funny, therefore, he would have to steal any funny material from actual funny comedians, like Mr.Jeff Ross. Sorry to say it, but Larry stole the joke.

[greatblueherron]

@JakesHouseProduction who the fuck is daniel lawrence whitney? were talkin bout jeff ross and larry the cable guy. youre gettin completely off subject here

[JakesHouseProduction]

@greatblueherron Thought I'd use Larry the Cable Guy's real name. Either way, comedians tend to copy each other overtime, so it'd hard to be original. In this case, Larry (or Daniel) happened to steal a joke from Jeff. It happens. To bad Larry is already unfunny, so he stole from a funny comedian.

[greatblueherron]

@JakesHouseProduction his names larry not daniel. larry. as in LARRY the cable guy. but yeah id say he stole it if jeff wasnt a jew

[kingkashue]

@JakesHouseProduction - Larry stole from Ross? I freaking hate Larry the Cable Guy, but he did that joke on the original Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVD, which was released in 2003. The Ross joke is from No Offense, which was released five years later in 2008.

[JakesHouseProduction]

@kingkashue Ross has been doing this joke for a long time, even before this comedy special.

[kingkashue]

@JakesHouseProduction Well, he'd have to be - At least five years longer, since that's when the previous DVD came out. Of course, given that they're friends (e.g., Ross was in Larry's Christmas special in 2007) there might not even be any "joke stealing" going on at all.

In any case, given the massive sales numbers on the original Blue Collar DVD, I'm surprised Ross is doing the joke 5 years later, whether he wrote it or not.

[11Creativedotcom]

@greatblueherron Daniel Lawrence Whitney = Larry the Cable Guy. Google.

[greatblueherron]

@11Creativedotcom dude his names larry end of discussion



[doomsy]

lol so many old jokes.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

i think he stole this joke from larry the cable guy