Blender (Jake and Amir)

[Terajumper69]

I want the mid sized screen back !!!

[Terajumper69]

I want the mid sized screen back !!!

[mikeymikemikey1]

this video added a word to most people's vocabulary.

[mathonia04]

one of my favorites for sure. BLENDA!!!



[5hiThAppEnS2]

were beefing!

[THENIGHTLYPREMIERE]

LOOL



[pablosanchezisme]

*taws a dream



[pablosanchezisme]

taws a dream

[TheAmazingallan]

how the hell does a drink make you blind

[Zoombedoom]

how did i get here from blender phizics engine

[TheTruthConspiracy]

@Zoombedoom Oh I wonder... fucking idiot

[YupersTheWanker]

Will it blend?

[MrMoistCrayon]

@YupersTheWanker aww hell naw

[TheFreshbum]

Amir: "It's healthy."

Jake: "What's in there"

Amir: "French fries, chickennuggets, bacon, LOW FAT Häagen-Dazs and oh yea: a dollop of mayo..."

[busterdoggy619]

blend. blend this



[hitanrun1997]

mmm nice chocolate milkshake

[Ra1n0nY0u]

amir is the best actor 

[Bubbles7043]

delayed reaction.... LOL <3

[TehHelpStation]

We'll nothing on youtube is sufficing to keep me awake anymore, time to go to be- oh, Jake and Amir?...................

[McBlemmen]

BLEND! blend!

[livinwild]

Woow. Thst was retarded towards the end.

[TheAccartwright]

lol listen to 2:02 to 2:10 with your eyes closed lol

[alkallabeth]

@TheAccartwright but... how would i know when 2:10 comes...

[TheAccartwright]

this is my twentyith episode in a row

[corey78901]

your right that was funny as hell

[SpecsBellrose]

@cbros606 ya, Amir was in the movie

[rickneil01]

And now you know it does blend.

[indu95]

We did it!

[cbros606]

was this guy in the new harold and kumar

[daybreak4491]

ugly jew amir

[TheBrodism]

This is gross to some..

Its gross to all

:P

[GBFOX58]

shoulda put sum of dem VLASIC PICKLES up in dat der blender eh

[mccarthyman1990]

Ok i love CH but the one fuck up ive ever noticed is right here: 1:09

They switched the blender..

[marioisme]

@mccarthyman1990 no, they turned it

[NurbedUp]

Amir's sanity:

IT WILL BLEND!

[immabrockin13]

To normal people, gregarious means: sociable or fun to be around.

To Amir, gregarious apparently means: the ability to finger f*ck Amir until he pukes.

Love this show! <3

[octivenote]

This is the first jake and amir ive ever seen

[ShadowDwiller]

so this is what it means to blend in

[jhanah200]

Lmao Favorite Part:

You Okay?

I'm Good.

That Was Good?

That Was Kosher.

You Sure You're Alright? You Look a Little-

I'm Blind.

Lmfao!! That was Hilarious!!

[weirdoevil]

I think Amir MIGHT just watch Vlogbrothers (blended Happy meal)

[hadje97]

anyone noticed the post-its on amirs arm?

[theschwartzinator1]

That was NOT kosher!

[soulstepper99k]

that's chocolate milk lol

[supersmartfood]

its funnier if you know what gimmick means

[EmperorFishFinger]

I think Amir actually used "dollop" correctly.

[buddy32able]

lol why is he slapping his shoulder to induce vomiting

[FromLastNight]

It's funny because when hes drinking it, behind the shake in less in the blender then when he has an empty glass in his hand it's filled up again.

[trivea]

I sometimes imagine Jake is a seahorse.

[nanekzamka]

@trivea sometimes? when you're high, brow?

[chrislewis2005]

Gregarious - Seeking and enjoying the company of others; sociable.

[ummYeaShure]

i used to do something but then i took a something to the face.

[quiinnediitz]

I have that blender...

[mattmatt09123]

3 gulps and Amir took that whole cup down! lol

[gilowadept]

mayo.. its good for you!

[manster647]

Like if you noticed that the blender gained more "smoothie" after he poured a full glass.

[35muf]

I love how he says I can't hear you then turns it off when he says to.

[MrLowB0b3000]

D:

[danielblank1]

Jake + Amir = Bert + Ernie

[KevinHilt]

I guess it WILL blend.

[DrCrazyCake]

@MrDarkMuscle ...to the knee!

[iwantsmoney]

GIRL that's gregarious!

[Cleverstar8]

Awww Amir is such an awesome man-child :) :)

[Novadugx]

@RamenNoodleCritic he referred to gregarious as an adjective, not a verb. Idiot. *makes troll face*

[RamenNoodleCritic]

@Novadugx

You're fucking hilarious.

Thank you so much for pointing that out to me, I really appreciate it, seriously. I don't mind when people correct me, but you don't have to be a jerk about it. And you're calling me an idiot? Yeah, you don't even know me. This is a video, a funny one. Does it make you feel better to be a jerk over the internet? I mean seriously, if you act that way in real life, you're not going to get very far in life. Be respectful to other people. Nobody likes a jerk.

[Novadugx]

@RamenNoodleCritic Trolling succeeded >:3

[RamenNoodleCritic]

@Novadugx

Trololololo ;)

[Novadugx]

@RamenNoodleCritic btw love ramen <3

[RamenNoodleCritic]

@Novadugx

Right? Me too <3

Just in case you couldn't tell by my username thing ;)

[RamenNoodleCritic]

@Novadugx

And honestly, I was making a joke. I didn't pull it from a dictionary. It was meant to be funny, not correct...So congratulations on making yourself look like an asshole. Pat yourself on the back, you deserve it.

[XMelmelcomX]

Will it blend?



[ghgrrl38]

Who puked....I just did

[SwizzleGuy]

the face amir makes when he starts blending again makes me laugh so fricking hard

[kbarawi]

gregarious

adjective

1 he was fun-loving and gregarious: sociable, company-loving, convivial, companionable, outgoing, friendly, affable, amiable, genial, warm, comradely; informal chummy. ANTONYMS unsociable.

2 gregarious fish: social, living in groups.

[BrennanR11]

how is there more blended stuff after he pours it into the glass

[RamenNoodleCritic]

Dollop: The amount of mayonnaise that you scoop out with you hand in order to put in a blender.

Gimmick: When the drink you made plays a joke on you and trys to make you think you are blind. 100%.

Gregarious: When you stick you finger down someones throat in order to induce vomiting.

[helpmeihaveaids]

I blended things, then i took an arrow ti the knee

[MorningMidget]

@helpmeihaveaids Ti's a word? O.o cool. Nice troll attention whore! ^.^

[NiniannE]

He was blind because he closed his eyes while drinking...

[emskillz511]

I really did look up gregarious after this..

[TheBuffylol]

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND­ER!!

[CronGaming]

Blend! Blend this!

[KO9958]

i gagged a little bit

[xColourTheory]

...

I hope thats chocolate milk.

[tributetolost]

I'm fucking weak oh god hahahaha

[abrakajingleberries]

awwwww dude that's sick DX

[sirdoodlebug219]

781 dislikes, now there's a gimmick

[MrIplaybaseball]

Amir...Will it blend?

[vishumzn]

I thought he was gonna puke on jake's face xD

[kimberyjung8]

jake and amir: will it blend?

[iSetCatsOnFire]

Jake said in a diff video that he was very ticklish but now he says he's not :(

[padlock246]

one does not simply watch one jake and amir

[ANIMESPRITER74]

do it in the blender

[merrik96]

I almost puked

[MyEmpireIsTheWorld]

Their annotations are annoying.

[h8stupidppl]

I use to do something untill i toke something somewhere

[IxFito95xI]

I prefer this over SMOSH

[Snorgeable]

I used to go look at funny comments until skyrim killed youtube... Thanks bethesda.

[VMKjelly]

I used to be good at school but then I took Jake&Amir to the knee

[MorningMidget]

@VMKjelly what the FU--

[5thhokage113]

i used to study until i took a jake and amir to the internet

[scottadler]

This is just a ripoff of Ahmed and Salim. They will have their revenge!

[TechnoxGhost]

But will it blend?

[iOdhran]

@TechnoxGhost Damn it, you and I imagine several others beat me to it!

[booksandbasketball96]

Classic gregarious Jake.

[STEPbroRETARDS]

"im blind. i thought it was a gimic but yeah im 100 % blind"

[omgitsyu2]

I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WERE GREGARIOUS!

[commercialguy1]

we puked lolz

[skateforlife7860]

lol hold 4

[iLiKeCeRe]

amir=blender troll

[yokiyokiay]

I think both Jake and Amir are confused. We all puked.

[walzort]

Pretty sure that wasn't kosher

[ROYALstraightFLUSH22]

Lol this is the best one!! I've watched it 5 times now and it still makes me laugh

[mrpancake723]

Blenda. Blenda lmaoo

[flavorysoup]

But does it blend?

[Deekzlol]

@flavorysoup Nooot funnnyy.

[123ABC8l8l8l8l]

But will it blend?

[kirelan13]

i love you both

[VonyeWest808]

@Dzubur93-BACON = MONEY PLAYA!

[Necrotwilly]

"...you look a little- I'm blind :|"

[abdinoor13]

thank god the blender was on, my dad is lecturing me and now i can't hear him \(^.^)/

[CincauBrayen]

love it

look my balander product

[BarokRejman]

blender discoun up 50% in my channel

[DerryckROK]

Im pretty sure that was just chocolate

Milk

[dragonforceoffical2]

amir vs annoying orange

[BlackandRedization]

Are u Grigarious? :O

[Micshortii96]

Wtf None Of It Came Out The Blender -_-

[leocp1234]

We did it!



[CognitiveNetwork]

But does it blend? It blends!!

[jaymwright]

I'm blind it got like darker and blureer the more I drank an by the end.......IM BLIND

[randomallentv1]

Breakfast of champions

[Evolushunzz]

I bet that smoothie was Scrumpadouchesh

[trev1790]

thanks now i need a new laptop... barf

[delta4f1]

looks delish!

[DemonTwilightWolf]

Dollop means a blobby or lumpy substance. It also means a small amount, Amir was right on that one.

[DGMRV]

Kosher? But it had bacon...

[jonny8late1]

there was pink shit at the bottom lol

[Allidor985]

lol i have those same cups

[TheLast2nd]

.. Will it blend?

[ATBvids]

This is one of the best sketches they've done. I thought it was a gimmick. I wanted to see if you were gregarious.

[dcs290]

wait if he couldnt hear him hwod he say that D:

[chaseyoung1800]

i wanna put these 2 in the Office and see Jim and Jake vs Amir and Dwight

[CaitlynYoung1]

Too bad it was only chocolate milk :P

[TeddiesandBieber]

Lol LOVE Amir and Happy Hannukah to Amir and everyone who celebrates Hannukah!! Or Merry Christmas lol I just stayed up till midnight waiting for Christmas :D

[123lightingman]

Nice!



[6c685]

"hey youre watching chicken amir"

[ZachsYTUBE]

but will it blend?

[Aresman70]

blenderized happy meal!

[123jump4joy]

funnnny

[snowqueenreigns]

hahahaha these two <3

disgusting though

[becauseican66]

Definitely my favorite Jake and Amir

[callmetagno]

just finished my last final and i can finally watch jake and amir non stop for a month <3

[jessthepepper]

hahahhhahahahahahaha made me laugh so much

[warppipedream]

Gross to some...lol

[ajv1418]

I use to blend low fat haagen daz then i took an arrow to the knee.

[524coconut]

@ajv1418 ahhhhhhhhhh...no more

[ix3chocopanda]

was jake's finger in amir's mouth?... 0___o

[melissais]

I've been watching Jake and Amir episodes for the past 30 mins and I actually think they're funny now. Silly boys.

[tkzant]

Eh not awful but im gonna go back to AoC now

[qqDOCTORqq]

jake and amir are so good at what they doing they even made me laugh at such a gross thing man.... respect guys .. keep it up 

[Dzubur93]

Bacon? I thought amir was jewish

[DarrylA95]

@Dzubur93 halal?

[Caleb192837465]

@Dzubur93 that doesnt mean he's fukn kosher

[GunshipRadio963]

@Dzubur93 My friend is jewish and he makes amazing candied bacon...

[Dzubur93]

@GunshipRadio963 but does he eat it?

[GunshipRadio963]

@Dzubur93 Yes :D

[BasementBird]

@Dzubur93 it's kosher bacon

[jaylel]

@Dzubur93 it's cool man, he said it was kosher ;)

[xBeautyKilledBeast]

@Dzubur93 he said it was kosher.

[blsoccer327]

@Dzubur93 Just because Amir is Jewish doesnt mean that he keeps Kosher