MORE Shit Skeptics Say (Part 2 of 3)

[tellnet]

Ghosts have clothes because, as we all know, all good clothes deserve eternal salvation.

Arrah, begorrah and sure even my shoes have soles.

And may the good lawd shave your hole and grant you the wisdom to know that the difference between a woman in a bath and a nun is that the nun has her soul full of hope.

Praise be to the All Might Be Magic Man.

And may the Blessed Bull shite long, strong and straight.

[skepticallypwnd]

Hey! Did none of you misogynistic skeptics notice the "Hot chick" in my video? Where are all the derogatory comments I was told I would receive? Not really living up to your reputation, guys. :)

[bxbowler90]

If you wish to make an apple pie, first you need to invent the universe.

[evilyig]

@bxbowler90 if you wish to make an apple pie from "scratch"

[MrZeus7]

1:01 BULLSHIT!

[Jaymaul009]

Corn syrup thing got me:p

[skepticallypwnd]

@Jaymaul009 That was one of my favorites too. I even have the HFCS vs sugar argument with fellow skeptics.

[WendyLAPC]

Brilliant Part Two!

[neomp5]

mitchell and webb for the win

[mirandaceleste]

I love these videos. In fact, I would like to make a million babies with these videos. :)

[tosspotovich]

Confirmation bias FTW. One of my faves is "nah, we Capricorns don't believe in that horoscope bullshit."

[wearestarstuffsagan]

you know carl sagan never actually said "billions and billions" lmao

[ZarlanTheGreen]

I just noticed...

You've got a Mitchell and Webb poster!

Sweet!

[ZarlanTheGreen]

0:50

Bill Maher?

[skepticallypwnd]

@ZarlanTheGreen Maybe ;)

[dudev]

I vaguely remember when the Discovery Channel used to be about science... instead of about uneducated clowns doing their day jobs.

[AuntieAnneS]

Moulder?

[skepticallypwnd]

@AuntieAnneS What?

[carriepoppy]

@skepticallypwnd AuntieAnne is pointing out that Ross looks like David Duchovney.

[skepticallypwnd]

@carriepoppy Then can I be Scully?

[carriepoppy]

@skepticallypwnd No way. Get in line. It's Cara, then me, then you.

[Utmoon]

@skepticallypwnd For us..... you can be.

[ShallowBeThyGames]

"Gag reflex"???

Try folding your thumb into your hand and squeezing it, then stick whatever you like down your throat, it supresses the gag reflex.

[The616Necropheliac]

billions and billions <3

[gaving2]

i thought it was "if you wish to make apple pie from scratch, you must first....." i think he forgot to say "from scratch"

[COEXISTential]

Gag Reflex, Date Rape and Bestiality? lol

[mishx62]

this make feel so much like a skeptic...

wait, i am a skeptic!

[skepticallypwnd]

Seriously though, what is up with all the fucking buttons? (Is it 1987?)

[SecularMentat]

Rofl. nice.

[CrimsonRefractions]

Superstition is bad luck <3