Surprise Masturbation!

[saruto212443]

gay ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AxelF731]

fat fool



[crzydrmr527]

r u a virgin? cuz u r a fukin retard

[Chedz1986]

lol this dude sounds like marlin from finding nemo, you think you can do these things nemo but you cant!!

[Haxezx]

Hahahahaha

[MtnDewFan]

HaHaHa I actually found a old music video were if you pay attention and are quick at pausing you can see the girls Boobs. no joke. P.S. I'm not a perv its just that I noticed.

[KatieMichaelis98]

This guy is awesome.

[djpradaa]

ЖИРНЫЙ ПИДАРАС!!!

[jamisonirish]

I'm not the one ranting like an idiot. Who's who here?

[joshuawgner7]

I'm going on a trip clicking on all the video suggestions tring to find my way out of here llol. foreal

[Frankiethegift]

dont worry about us and what we like, instead try and find yourself a life..! there's a whole world out there out side of your bedroom or under your bed...where ever it is you spend your time......It's people like you who worry me because you have the tendencies of a sexual menice...I hope to god your not....hopefully this was just your feeble attempt at trying to be funny...but,um, no...your not funny either...

[misshexicool]

Ok so I found this video while my friend and I were having a discussion about if the Doctor went back in time and raped himself, would it be surprise masturbation? LOL

[DatNastyBlackGuy]

cuz u have no life

[WaRd3N1]

okk okkkk subscrible

[The1sthGod]

stfu you fat fuck you probably jerk off to vids cause your talking bout it like a pro you dumb cunt!

[joybehard]

you need to stop it you boob

[zacie321]

ur a PERVERT bitch

[TheMisfits131]

is that John Candy lol

[ministerme]

this shit is hilarious

[999Kashin]

Что б ты просрался там же, давай жопы и сиськи

[HourglassHeart]

after a while i stop watching the videos and just masturbate to the thumbnails. you got to learn guys...

[Brokendreamcast]

you like watching men's ???? I like women I had many women before marriage, Now I can only see videos of women, I did not transmit disease to my wife, I not want to sleep with prostitutes

[tshorse]

you fat ass you can only get a she male you ugly duck

[slipknotgears3]

lol this guys funny

[ThatsRich450]

lmao, he called it at 0:58 I was def doin that exact thing. What can i say, Don't feel so bad looking at biddies on youtube opposed to pornhub, where i know all them bitches had poor fathers and grew up either abused, neglected, or in poverty. Youtube atleast has some decent untouched inncocent biddies strutten their stuff.

[natenate1015]

here u go. FUCK U BITCHY IDIOT.....

[9891rome]

Fuck you asshole you prob looking on em your self

[elfboyjr555]

Arn't you the T-rex from Toy story?

[eagleofmiami]

I may be dirty but your fat & stupid & I can always take a shower!!

[theone31man]

How about You go fudge yourself, dumb azz!!!

[kamionos71]

a kibaszott kurva anyád!!!!

[TheAthaphond19]

Ok r u my buddy now

[orseolon]

teenfeet.site40.net

[archangelRCF]

Who is this fat ass fuck. I clicked on it to see porn yes But i got your sorry ass so fuck you.

[radmaxxxx]

This sucks, you fat jerkoff!

[radmaxxxx]

Fucking asshole

[tikinaka2]

ok no le enmtendi mucho al gordo pero si soy pervertido y??????

[iAMjesus109]

classic

[spiritualfreak123]

is it me or dick my dick just get even harder

[MrAndyy2009]

Yes i am ;)

[Avatar230594]

I like this guy. He's also right. For porn, retube, pornotube, badjojo etc.

[Fjandon]

LOL?

[henk4811]

genius clip!!!

[andybuck532]

theres a lot of porn channels on youtube

[dukenukem756]

watchout guys he has a whole hard drive devoted to porn

[osirsisskater]

holy crap this is fucckn funny

[Norskand67]

@phwonwd. Would you unbutton your shirt down a few more?

[somotastic21]

2012 will we find ourselves? Here's to the afghan people the taliban are feeble. See! Those were my lyrics, i'm giving up my own power for someone else's artistic tom cruise cos I dont know what is happening with my head with its beth i hate but love fuckin shit im vett

[twiceayear]

Have a seat... theres something you should know. I m Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC

[somotastic21]

@twiceayear the funny thing is, and im not sure how many people are in on it, but maybe you arent, but certainly everyone who knows me is. Watch 'Vanilla Sky', watch 'Groundhog's Day', watch 'The Matrix', watch other movies and especially watch 'The Truman Show'.The 7 dwarfs power upheaval. The damn folks said everything about me. I'm not crazy. Im just pissed off about people who know about me, those are like family and close to me but yeah 2012 is not a year of like mayans or

[damienrockz123]

cock blocked :[



[deadgunners]

jokes on you i just came XD

[FlameOfTokio]

@deadgunners hahaaahh

[shane3665]

your right sir! I'll will cut off my penis right now! because i am honeny 4 sexy females who

masterbates.....I will miss my penis good bye!

[ThisisTwinsTerritory]

u r a pervert if you have a fucking hard drive full of porn faggot

[GGGGGG1234567891]

@ThisisTwinsTerritory if you're watching this video.... you're a pervert

[Zub89]

thats funny

[Tman3225]

@gobin13

Where did u see porn on YouTube

[KuroKenji1989]

lol awesome! I knew something like this would happen

[Norskand67]

Actually I came here to see a fat guy with glasses and a hairy chest......I need a cigarette now.

[cheezenator2000]

i laughed

[Rich8951]

I'm sorry. Fat or not, this guy is NOT FUNNY.

[slimshady6622]

he masterbates

[Gobln15]

ive seen porn on youtube

[whatthefudge60]

i still jacked off

[garynorthtruro]

what happens to the passed over in life.

[Kadhum2000]

Most halarous video on YouTube

[sunbrana]

what its not all that bad i can do better than this and ill agree mind you i think i should join the nunary as im surprised im still single but then again im spoilt for choice anyways lol

[underclass29]

porn is awesome and anyone that disagrees is a nun



[curropipipi2]

gilipollas



[Amosis55]

I'm so ashamed. :(=====>

[luc10781]

lol so what if i am pervert, it not like i killing anyone

[PandemoniumPictures1]

Ok I have to admite this is worth a chuckel. :P

[CPTVespCanal16]

oh no 103 loikes 103 dilikes, i have the destiny of the video

[urAHbusta]

i came to see porn not ah fat fuck four eyes who would'nt be mistaken for ah paedophile hahaha jokes on u asshole heap of other videos u ugly faggot

[adam8061]

thanks for this one. not really searching for porn but is fasinated in the hilarious ways youtube have people tricked.

[Novasky2007]

That guy so watches more porn than anyone else you know

[Hattie1980]

your a rapist haha don't lie

[mkadiri05]

don't be a hypocrite mofo

[bify24]

AMERICANS ANYDAY ALL YOURS WILLGO " A LA RECONCHA LA PUTA DE SU GRAN CACHERA MADRE  HIJOS DE LA MIERDA"

[razor21212121]

phahaha

[DASH75ful]

Basterd...

[Scyllah]

That was brilliant xD

[MrSmithyistheman]

haha we got the blame . how does he no all the sites he is the perv haha

[O2Eater]

I kept fapping.

[ProVideoAddiction]

lol

[msMoupi]

hahaha...my god!!!!

[suckmyballsbattyman]

its the dad from family guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AssassinKage]

Lol

[GunsofProx]

Loled very hard

[robertbutler714]

my dick just got soft

[missroyal55]

@robertbutler714 let me get it back to normal or even bigger

[XJproto]

shit is funny xD

[MrCezariius]

U need to go to the toilet and shake that shit in your pants

[HidanImmortal141]

this is epicness :P

by the way, im a chick. so i feel bad :S

[anit572]

fat ass. he talks way too much and sounds like he has expirience with these kind of things maybe he should go get laid haaahaaahaaa all i heard him say is im fat i wanna eat do u have food FOOD fat bastard hahaha

[GreyAutumn]

lol I like this guy

[DesmondChisholm95]

dude shut the fuck up!

[littlegoopyschannel]

OMG its Gabe Newell

[Rickyrab]

paf paf paf paf paf om nom nom nom paf paf paf an hero lolcats longcat is looooooong /b/lackup an hero /B/TARDS DID 911 oh noes AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[templarjay]

fat guys are always funny.... its like genetics. every fat guy i know is funny...

[mmitch45]

@templarjay ass hole im not funny am ass hole you think thats funney

[MisterBouncyBounce]

@templarjay it's because they have a lot of time on their hands, it's not like they're busy getting laid.

[miguel98805]

@templarjay I´M FUNNY :D

[smoshhify]

@miguel98805 :O lol

[Shaminator93]

Shit! Busted :s Heck, yer hilarious and you really make a point there.

[GilbertDLO]

that was fucking funny !!!!!

[monkeyyakes]

ur a fuckin predzal

[unimogman404]

what a looser !

[JakeGerard90]

LMFAOOOOO THATS SOOO FUNNY LMAOLMAO BAHAHA

[jkw1996]

fuck you u cunt

[monkeyyakes]

Fat fuck. U caught me

[cooldude100ist]

LOL thanks fat ass you taught me nothing

[cooldude100ist]

LOL i never saw that coming!

[Freakishmean]

ur gay

[TheSaintOfMilwaukee]

Fat fuck I can tell he has not got sum

[wootachoo]

fuck this guy he knows me too well...CALLING ME OUT AND SHIT LOL

[doofusgerms]

OMG that was hilarious

Yes I was looking for porn

Busted

[MrAnderson1985]

I was in mid spank, now the feelings gone.  I need to shower.

[enjoigooch]

I can say without a doubt the biggest,fattest fukin pussy on the web with a pathetic attempt at humor when I thought it couldn't get much lower with that numa bitch this guy leaves him in the dust

[Bodysmoker]

really fucking good!

[milla824]

jajajajajaja you guys are so fuking funny!!

[QbanProductions]

u got me.

[Xrichard123x]

HELLL YEAH I AM!!!

[gunzidiot]

my friend sent me the link lol so funny lol lol lol

[blargwee]

Damn, ya got me.

[WulfgarBloodangel]

pwnd

[Sydii1]

lol

[AnythingxButxLove]

LOL @ His double chin everytime he speaks.

[IronAssassin9]

you must have done this many times pnwonwd.

Very funny though

[Shellgaja]

rofl-ofl pwnt, yes porn is and should probably be remained... not... on... youtube- although there was that one page tee hee!... *cough*

[OnlineRadioStation]

masturbation is natural u dick head!

[VIDMonsta]

I'm offended that this isn't porn :O

[IronAssassin9]

it would've been even funnier if he put a sexy video after the bust.

[xXBoxRocksXx]

Funny i shall sub

[TheThreeBertsAndJoe]

thats funny man u know me stalker

[Yoru1231]

LOL! You read me like a book! :O Good Job :)

[kaptenLuke]

haha

[TheWritemaster]

that was the funniest thing i have seen in awhile

[GriffenMorivan]

Wow. Your voice is like what happens when a frog deep throats a Necromorph.

[YouHaveMetYourMaker]

i thought it was gonna be a funny video about someone getting busted and a bunch of awkward moments, theyre funny

[ShardZero070]

Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing.

[ArchangelDrake]

In all honesty, I was hoping for something funny like a "confessions" thing where a girl talks about how she got walked in on.

I don't want porn on youtube, it's one of my only sanctuaries...

[ilikepork247]

lmao i faved and subbed lol

[Zap082394]

that was fuking hilarious

[dikinbx123]

too goddamn funny

[Bloody62]

FUCK YOU BIG MAN

[applegodzmg]

Uh-huh. A fat, sweaty, exasperated man lamenting about porn on YouTube, or the lack thereof. There goes a bunch of my brain cells.

[kissmeforfun]

yes i am!

[Menegoth]

haha xD I so didn't see that coming

[compactsoul2]

lol im only 13

[Ky0k0aNiM3HiM3]

ahahahahh!

[qick9]

lol!

[kekkendy]

haahhahhahahaha

[Zergling183]

This isn't this persons video. The owner of this vid is FastFoodTV

[jamo2]

I think he is speaking from experience

[aspirino67]

LOl i love the way you speak, hilarious

[BoxorzRoxorz]

Dude, you are hilarious! *subscribes*

[mandm3206]

lol im so subscribing

[twinsmm1]

ooh... you're good.

[KCDACHAMP]

hahahaha.... crazy shit....