Dear Jeffery Dallas

[DragonbornMango]

We would all be better people if we were more like Jeffrey...

[icecream5443]

SUCK IT OPRAH.

[custardmeteor]

Imagine if Jeffrey randomly on one of his episodes just says: WE'RE ALL GOING TO AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!

[TheMrfiredog]

Eat that oprah jeffery in town! XD

[ThePeppy0505]

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[TheTryna99]

this was posted on my birthday!!!!! hehe

[kittensoya]

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[kittensoya]

here call me to ...... phone numbers on my channel hehe

[kittensoya]

@kittensoya 3607216345

[meganpeters100]

Julia?...This sounds like a boy.

[MrBeatlesfreak95]

Jeffery has the biggest heart on YouTube -3

[loudsong2011]

I love you Jeffery !!!

[ZebraLumps]

I HEARD THE I MADE THIS FOR YOU

[poppyella101]

Julia?.....this sounds like a boy

[jamie7011]

Jeffery Dallas is comin to Town!

[crazeehorsegurlz]

ohh jeffery, i love you. ur my new akbar.

[digg427]

How dare that guy compare Jeffery to Oprah. Jeffery is so much more awsome

[musicismylife8332]

It's a rotary phone but I'll work it out ^ ^

[XtractorGamez]

1:35 wow look at those vains

[StupidWhiteCrayon]

If I give you my moms phone number, will you act like you kidnapped me? Oh my god. That would be awesome. Considering she's never heard of you. XD

[rallenfanbtw]

19 people ate a jellyfish and are worse than retarded

[fivemaroongirl2]

This video made me smile! What a cool idea :)

[Legiticism]

I guess Oprah isn't really a problem anymore

[dontlookatmeg234]

gdhjff hi ima gurl

[toomanymutants]

Dear Jeffery Dallas, Your cousin is in trouble. He was just thrown to the bottom of a swimming pool and left to drown. Please, Jeffery, help Julian Smith. He hasn't got much time.

[themrgreendayman]

ill play mary had a little lamb over the phone.... its a rotary phone but ill work it out.

what a boss

[ctstarke22]

Jeffery u should call the Beatles they are looking for u lol

[MrBeastabeasta]

its so stupid becuz he never answers

[rexymoo22]

Turn transcribed audio on XD

[hitman30009]

Everybody calm down scottel comment is from th waffles vid

[GirLovesTacos24]

Will you really call back I hope so cause I love you :)

[MrDarthpig123]

has anyone hear tryd to get him to call him

[gleekyfunnybunny]

Ull be a better person...cuz you'll be like me :)

[wallenie]

u should be on a tv

[sydmca]

he's like the new strongbad on home star runner!!

[scottelbadass]

your bieng selfish

[manderz242]

@scottelbadass How the hell is he being selfish? Quit hatin'.

[nerdsrsocoollike]

@scottelbadass What... the fuck... are you saying? Fuck face...

[ThePrettyPaint]

@scottelbadass what. the. nuts???

[TheSHlRTS]

This video... made me smile.

[taylor63664]

Subscribe to Julian

I do not want him to be execute

Also Jeffery

[RELOADEDEDER]

I WANT TO BE LIKE JEFFERY DALLAS! :D

[ConfusedZebraFinch]

Look out Oprah!!!,!!

[mrsonic2011]

djd is awsome



[prncsmyya]

GO JEFFERY DALLAS!!!

[prncsmyya]

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

[kissablekittykat]

does the number actually work??????????

[MissBriBriBri123]

so like..... he knows where I live?!

[InvaderSak]

Julia? This sounds like a boy

[kaitdid1992]

Everybody go to Julian Smith's channel and subscribe so he can get 1000000 views. While you are at it subscribe to Jeffery's channel too :DYes everybody go to Julian Smith's channel and subscribe so he can get 1000000 views. While you are at it subscribe to Jeffery's channel too :D

[ItzKiddyGames]

wut happn bout teh rainbow mouth

[black9897]

didn't call me and tell me about this new show that I just found out about!

[mormor1245]

we all wanna be jeffrey!!!!!!!!

[kewlkid4432]

I think I'm in love.

[MsPaperbackWriter]

How come my cousin Jeffery can't be more like you...? :(

[PerryKlik]

Not only has this already been done, but it's been done better by one of name Strong Bad.

[kragen05]

hahah i like the way you think



[mzmegg33]

Its a rotary phone, but ill figure it out! XD I died laughing!

[xXrawrXx63]

Nonono jeffery is better thn oprah wanna y...

Cuz jeffery iz jeffery not oprah

[nicoletherobin]

um....

[DegenerationH4rdyz]

Jeffery>Jullian

[Arwaabdulla]

CALL ME!

[lazyjumper]

thats sweet jeffery :D

[noneyobissness1]

in 1:08 its night time then in 1:10 its morning lol

[Unumbium]

THIS MUSIC

DO WANT

[Nobbit67]

I cryed...

[peeps0127]

and youd be a better person, cuz youd be like me.

XD

[peeps0127]

Hi. im julia. im a dude. haha jk. and who is canada? haha i love how they try to prank him back!

[pinkkprincess9898]

gah, he has MUSCLES

[elizagirl04]

@pinkkprincess9898 HAHA! I know right?!

[ThePeacocksVideo]

it's a rotary phone, but i'll figure it out

[christiangirl241]

so your like the new Oprah.. yeah.. WATCH OUT OPRAH! XD

[ETSSheep]

@christiangirl241 he said look out...honestly fuck.

[mortmort97]

like if you wanna be like jeffery!! :D

[Sleeper5201]

@mortmort97 I am like jeffrey.... Just like him.... Yep....

[daddylovesyou1134]

@mortmort97 come on thats not fair... thats like asking people to like your comment if rick ross is fat

[whoopiiiiie]

@mortmort97 then go eat a jelly fish.

[Deaaaddd]

@mortmort97

I am. I do absolutely anything random whenever I want, because that's how I role, and I'm like that cause the coffee pot told me to be.

[TheDynamicheadshot]

@mortmort97 go eat a jellyfish

[BrandonVeazey]

@mortmort97 eat a jellyfish

[BlakeBigfoot]

@mortmort97 Eat a jellyfish!

[gprime22]

@mortmort97 it's simple, just eat a jellyfish

[hjchcj]

@mortmort97 its easy just eat a jellyfish

[Blimekid212]

I can't express how much I really love this. This is fantastic.

[GruntsForLunch]

How do those people do that? i would be cracking up!

[kalamoni]

how can I get the music in the background ??

any names ??

[PlayerN00b]

Its thursday, no thanksgiving special :'(

[EphraimGuitar]

Every please just SHUT UP about all the political stuff. Jeffery only mentions Canada and you all flip out. Sinceriously?!

[123hollercrombie]

Dear Jeffrey Dallas, please move back to Julian Smith's! Thumbs up if you agree.

[springlovinrose99]

Look out Oprah! Jeffery Dallas is coming to town!

[bobob2112]

i wanna download the background music lol



[AustralianForGirl]

It's a rotary phone, but I'll figure it out.

[gabanah9596]

HAHAHHAAHA OH MYGOD IM IN LOVE WITH YOU JEFFERY!

[ilyqueek]

YEAH! Lok out oprah!

[haarihussain1]

R u going to be in of Julian smiths videos now

[Argetnium]

@SupaNarwhal @xNikkiRoxSox You're both being dumbfucks so stfu. Nobody wants to scroll down to the comments and see two little kids arguing and making themselves look retarded in the process.

[SupaNarwhal]

@Argetnium so why did you? yeah whos the dumbfrick now?

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@Argetnium I know I'm being kinda retarded, but his comment about Canada being sucky really offended me.

[i1Schmidty]

Jeffrey did you just call Julia a he? O. o You should apologize.

[101livigirl]

O lobe

[stylizhmathias]

Please Jeffery, whats the song playing in the background? Thumbs up if you wanna know this!

[anziepanzie95]

As for this video... Jeffery is amazing!

[ThePumpkinthecat]

@supanarwhal um yes there is ;| there is an army a navy and an air force, Canada was in Iraq to not just the USA

[sharkapillar]

WWJD....what would Jeffery do...

[TheGheeButtersnaps]

i want that fone....O.o

[bubblybear2234]

ik thata what i thought! but my brother was like no! they are the same person! so i was just trying to make sure

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

THAT'S RIGHT LOOK OUT OPRAH!

[britmariones10]

HAAAHAAAAA!!!!! I love Jeffrey. "Look out oprah...." that's so funny.

[elrico665]

thumbs up if u cant see the dislikes bar! XD

[poprocks143]

no offense but STALKER!!

[asiemens7]

everyone wants to be like jeffery dallas

[Strawberry1139]

@sadhack123 aint no one gonna thumbs u up

[snuggiehuggies]

JEFFERY U ROCK SOCKS OFF MAN

[sophieoophie]

Whats the song?

[SmevWich21]

Oh Jeffery is so cute!!

[Mistermaster1099]

I tried calling Jeffery. He didn't answer.

[DarthRaisa2000]

If you go to some of Julians videos it tells you who is starring in them and the ones with Jeffery say starring Julian Smith.

[bubblybear2234]

oh ok thank you

[NormalIdiots]

i just sent one lol

[bubblybear2234]

are jeffry and jlian the same person?

[ClaireandAlexis]

@bubblybear2234 yea they are

[keyboardqueen98]

@bubblybear2234 No their cousins, what would make you think there the same person? :D

[bubblybear2234]

are julian and jeffry the same person?

[horsesareme123]

look out oprah, jeffrey dallas is coming to town

[jhoov1407]

@horsesareme123 That was me who made the Oprah joke :D Im not kidding yo

[selanne8ducks]

All these people are MUCH more nice than Holden!

[ichigomihhi]

i do live in japan. call me!!

[RawrLawlFluffy]

CANADA :DD

[EEH197289]

So tempted to do this...

[milk78910]

Doesn't mater we're u live I'll call u

[Edwardo1993]

It's a rotary phone but i'll figure it out hahahaa

[R3volutionEarth]

Now everyone in the audience will get a brand new CAR!!!! Oh...hold on a sec..... there is no audience......this is a youtube video......................cra­p

[ScottieConnorCook]

@oneupgamingxD its not julian smith its jeffery dallas

[SpongebobFreek]

I AM SO HAPPY!!!!! o^_^o

[buckeye0034]

Jeffery Dallas rocks

[EvilCheese555]

I just messaged Jeffery.

[MartytheMarty]

Does anyone know what font that is?

[ashleyisonyourscreen]

Awe, I called but never left a voicemail. Now I wish I would have. D:

[byrley91011]

helllooooo... is that how you always say hello??.... i'll give you advice and you'll be a better person cuz you'll be like me.. you wanna do that? you wanna be like Jeffrey?

[meiunkumo]

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY! My name is Julia, and I live in Canada. Coincidence much?

[0prosthetics0]

I wanna be just like Jeffery Dallas when I grow up.

[milk78910]

Dear Jeffrey Dallas I love you!!!!!!! :)

[milk78910]

I love you!!!!!!!!!!

[vintagedressgirl997]

love you jeffery :D

[MrRoblox100]

Yea Canada



[LeeLi95]

I wanna be like Jeffery!

[Rioh26]

/watch?v=8G2sy-kUar0

the damnwells...if they were a chair, they would be a very musically talented chair

[SupaNarwhal]

canada sucks...they dont even have an army...noobs

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal Actually, Canada does havea army. Get your facts right before you right a comment retard.

PS. Learn propper grammer idiot.

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox suck grammar no one cares, and canada is too lazy and stupid to use the army, the get respect for nothing

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal Sorry sir, I don't understand your idiot language. What the hell does "the get respect for nothing" mean?

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox they did nothing good to get the respect your're giving them

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal They where in world war 1 and 2, the where in the great war. They a re in the war in Afghanistan right now you retard.

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox but they are wimps. they cant shoot worth nothing, sorry but afgan will surely conquer them, cuz teh suk

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal Okay you retard, learn propper grammer.

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox nah im cool, maybe theres some jb fan you can troll instead?

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal Oh, I'm the troll? You're the one who can't even spell "super" or as you would say "supa".

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox its slang get your facts right -_-

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal Slag is for n00bs. See what I did their?

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox not really, u just called lil wayne, eminem, and millions of other people noobs. this is why i call u a troll

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal Wow, you are a troll. Calling Canada noobs.

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox first of all, i said u called people noobs, second canada is defined as noob

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal Okay DumbAss, remember how you said you hope Canada looses to Afghanistan? The US Army and Canada Army are both in Afghanistan so if Canada looses that means US looses.

[VinceBroo]

@xNikkiRoxSox You can't spell loses? Really? Fucking internet..

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@VinceBroo I made a typo? Oh no! No seriously I'm not being sarcastic I hate making typos. Is typo even a word?

[carlsoto1747]

@xNikkiRoxSox Canada is actually withdrawing it's troop from Afghanistan. BTW, Canada is regarded as the most effective and best peace KEEPING force in the world. There's a reason US military personnel come to Canada to train.

[mortmort97]

@carlsoto1747 same with america about the troops

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox canada doesnt really have an army, they just want you to think that

[xNikkiRoxSox]

@SupaNarwhal Okay, we do have a army, a navy and a air force.

[SupaNarwhal]

@xNikkiRoxSox i see they have screwed your brain to think that