Crystal Swing finally on Ellen introducing Cork in Ireland

[oMisFiTx]

Cork can suck Dublin's big fat dick

[TrishaTierney]

MYY GODDDDD



[niall441]

lovely and culchy

[iluvjedwardxxx]

all u haters jst FUCK OFF ! jealousy is a awful disease..get well soon :)...fucktards..

[teachbeg]

Kerrys' the best!!!

[ilovecdn]

@taraivri24 EXACTLY SOMEONE SPEAKS SENCE

[joycey007]

ere fucktard,what does naff mean?

[loopstheloop]

Ugh.... 'Kark, de reel kepitle'. Tell me one thing... why are you Corkonians so fecking naff? And all this bowing and scraping to the Yanks has set us back centuries. Uncle Toms... 'oh begara, Illin, tanks fer heving us, sure de whoile of Oirland does nutting but sit ind woitch yer show, de groietest honour imaginable'. Whores.

[mskimmi18]

@loopstheloop "why are you Corkonians so fecking naff?"..enough said..dont comment unless you have something worthwhile to say..

[loopstheloop]

Well, you are... the naffest of the naff.

[tieshy94]

The mother drives me up the walls! in all fairness she is full of herself like! Derek's gas! a boy d kid! ha

[jumpforjoy6]

bahahha they are hilarious. They are trying to be funny ... right?

[21CMCD]

Touche

[10guitars]

tis a typical irish village , full of eastern europeans and darkies . for fuck sake owd dat. hah ?

[AdrianLOkeeffe]

oh please for the love of god - shoot these 3 talentless idiots

[jaymzerock]

OMG -please believe that these are not "normal" irish people -these are gross stereotypes....

[Wallylaad]

Now we look like were all drunks "We love our bit of whiskey" For fuck sake.And yes we do drive cars in lisgoold also. Dont really ride around on horses and calling in for a pint in the pub.The mams face straight up to the camera with the bottle of whiskey at the end.Lunatic.I think ye would be alot better without the keyboard player in the background anyway.She barely lets ye open yer mouths.Especially Poor Dervla..Talking over her the whole time.

[TheDaithi1990]

cringe...no other word for this. why must all mothers put on accents.

[yerayajohn]

ghouls

[MariannaCostello]

Legends...how I wish I could move like that young one...

[sweetn91sour]

well ellen...shut the fuck up u donkey dick!

[ciaralikesmuffins]

this is actually embarressing........

[curiniul]

the mam staging the meeting with the buskers was the low point for me - who the hell busks on patrick st!,you'd be drowned out by the noise of traffic and told knocked over by shoppers?... the hundred thousand welcomes and the gift of the gab, we love our whiskey doodle de doodledy to be shure so tis...

[blinkreunite]

There a Fucking shower of cunts, still, wudnt mind givin the daughter 1!!

[laneysham]

This sort of shit sickens me, they are embarassing to our Nation. We have some fantastic unsung heroes of music and this crap is what some people are going to think is our best. Unoriginal vomit. Karaoke at a bad cultchie wedding. A joke. I'd love to slap that fool Dereks face for him. Gobshite.

[gary65432]

the real capital is dublin you transvestite donkey witch, fuck you dereck

[colly16v]

what a complete shower of wankers



[chloehoward101]

I'm sorry Galway or cork are not the REAL capital, Dublin is, this is embarassing to watch, not all of us are like this.

[johnmacward]

If I remember I read that Failte Ireland paid for their trip to her show. Our bloody state and politicians want to maintain this image of our country with the full knowledge that we've moved on significantly.

[laneysham]

@johnmacward OMG, that's unbelieveable, I'm livid, shower of gobshites.

[XxXDarax]

That is one scarey women :L

[emilslattery]

*Cringe*

[SinocaDokuOsaka]

Okay, I get the nerves must of been a factor but. Oh god. Why reherse so much? And I'm have expecting to see a leprechen somewhere here. :( And i agree with Gangsta1061, it does make it seem like were still not living in this cen.

Then again, I suppose thats prob their selling factor.

Arghhhh!!

[mspearlton]

as an american, i find this lovely. what's to be embarassed of? thank you for posting this.

[AislingOwens]

@mspearlton we hate having this image of us conveyed to the wider world,its completely wrong! Ireland is a growing cosmopolitan nation; yes there is an oldfashioned image but thats mainly for the purpose of tourism,the actual people dont live like this, and these complete embarrassments (Crystal Swing) were meant to be showing Ellen the typical Irish life; people dont live in poverty in thatched houses anymore...they live in state of the art mansions in what happens to be beautiful scenery!

[PartyGirlDNM]

@mspearlton no you dont understand this isnt the real ireland or how irish people talk or act its just horrendously embarrassing and though cork is brilliant please dont think its full of these weird people with leprechaun accents like the mother has!!!!soooooo embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Celtic8781]

@mspearlton they are an embarrasment to ireland..

[uploader10041986]

@mspearlton because it gives an outdated view of ireland... makes us seem like some backwater.

[SociocidalGirl]

Cork IS the real capital \m/

But these guys are a joke to be honest. And the mother is a bit scary :P But im sure alot of people would be nervous about going on an talk show like this.

[DohertyBoy1]

the mother scares me :L :L 

[michelleohalloran]

after seeing this i feel like such a paddy :( hahaha also, cork... REAL capital of Ireland? c'mon don't ya mean Galway ;) Cork is really pretty but their accents annoy me after a while.

[SinocaDokuOsaka]

@michelleohalloran Galway away!! :) Galway is the REAL tourist spot in Eire, just go there for the arts festival in July to see. :)

[valentis1]

Cork IS NOT the "REAL" capital of Ireland!!! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

[cookiemonster542]

Oh god.

I have lived in Cork my entire life but this is just embarrassing.

Its a ridiculous and sterotypical portrayal of Cork and its people.

Crystal Swing bring the reputation of the county way down.

I have nothing against the family but I wish they would just tone down the leprechaun act a bit.

[nette1993]

oh wow..thats embarassing..:/

[Sarah010790]

They'd make ya cringe.. Mary isnt all that good at pretending it hasnt been rehearsed with the the guy from the Jameson factory.. do they have to make the place look like we all still live in cottages and that there's leprechauns hoppin around the place?

[irishxxkelt]

@Sarah010790 I didn't see any leprechauns and there are plenty of lovely restored thatched buildings.

[smurfling82]

im thinking fairplay to them, but it does make us look a bit backward+old fashioned, delighted for crystal swing, but u can understand where all the criticism is coming from!

[sainglain]

does the people (children (babies)) leaving comments here have any "Respect" and pride in their County, Country or themselves!! Any of the Cork people (town or County) I have met where the best in Ireland - and I'm from the north

[frammyxx]

Alot of people VERY jeleous here commenting !!! get over it now. THEY'VE MADE IT.....IRISH BEGRUDGE, BEGRUDGE , BEGRUDGE ON AND ON AND ON. be happy for them

[evelsey]

fukin hel mary looks like a melted hammer

[GerMac77]

Fair play to Mary , Dervla and Derek..Its great to see them doing well...one think I hate about us irish is we always seems to want to run down our own when they do well..lay off the snide remarks..at least they are trying to make something of themselfs...I wonder how many of the snide remakers on here have the guts to get up on stage and sing...keep up the great work Mary and family..we're all proud of you..

[dizzeefoxx]

I'm from Cork and I fucking haaaaate it when people says it's the real capital. It's fucking not like. And these people are fecking eejits. Feeding the stereotypes. >:(

[frammyxx]

@dizzeefoxx You wouldnt be perhaps jeleous that crystal swing have made it? !!! its not nice to attack peoples characters

[BexiiPop]

The mother really is an embarrassment @_@

Teehee (: I live in Midleton :D:D:D

[frammyxx]

@BexiiPop God thats horrible of you to say? can you not be happy for them. They are not one bit embarressing. I find them really enjoyable. God people are so mean :(

[chaballs]

I formally renounce my Irish nationality!

[lawfighters]

oh fuck.not a hope of getting anyone here for hundreds of years who sees this vid

[Shobbzz]

FOOLS.....go bury a hole and jump in it >:(

[zzzkylezzz]

what a load of sht

[mrterrybradshaw]

Oh dear God!!! Cringemaking

[Gangsta1061]

Whos up for nuking Cork?? all in favour say aye!!

[oysterboy1978]

OMG - WTF

i feel ill.

this is not the real Ireland,

where's the World Leading Technology Industries and Factories/

this is like an ad from the sixties

[Niandralades91]

Ah fuck

[gameifur]

Fake. that mother is a freak and she's quite obviously delusional

[convictcleary10]

haha........ gooooooo on mary

[lucicatmurf]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[largebottlesofcider]

holy shit...

[rachaelsmileyface]

who are they? in cork all my life and never heard of them and i live ten minutes from midelton.

[3LazerPants]

Cringe.

[ferrari24680]

after squirming through the cringeworthy ramblings of this gobby cow frm cork, i will never call my mother an embarasment again!!

[BladesBusinessCrew]

Somebody put a muzzle on that woman

[corkrebelmick]

why cant everybody be more supportive? i dont really like their music, but good luck to them. stop hating you sad people and get a life. as for those vile comments about the women of the group ... well i hope your mothers a proud... actually i know they are. from a proud, supportive irish man. good luck crystal swing

[wigsa]

Fucking mucksavage cuntbags,I actually cannot believe this like.I'd love to batter the mother and ride the sister.

[CAPEINDUB]

@wigsa

[IanJax]

soon they will go away

[jonconlon]

This only deepens my deep hatred of all things Cork

[ringerman1991]

@jonconlon hey cork isn't that bad. cept for that shit showband. nobody in cork that i know likes them either. lol

[SarahAskeaton]

Omg Crystal ball of shit... cop the fuck on. Sum1 shud go 2 Ballygoold r warevr dat gobby mout ful o teet retard sed she was 4m n blo d place up.

[Segbot92]

Please any americans who are watching THIS IS NOT THE REAL IRELAND this is a backwards place far away from civilisation

[corkcon57]

even though they are absolute wankers, they are OUR absolute wankers!!

we should be proud of these queers

[SaorlaD]

Mary is such a psycho!! :O She needs brain medicine

[MrTitusdomestos]

She doesn't mention the fact Cork is full of cunts

[MarisaHoare]

@MrTitusdomestos WTF? Cork is not full of cunts the only cunts are ye!

[honeyflowerchild]

the mother Mary, is so fake, with her big fake smile and her fakedyness, when she speaks its the same sensation as someone scratching their nails down a blackboard, the kids seem like nice poor souls though, they should'nt continue in a band with their talentless gobby Mother, they could make something of themselves without her

[oreosboy]

0:05 my schools on the left! woo! but ya, crystal swing are a discrase to ireland. my accent is not like that! culchies...

[TheCakebatter]

fucking queerballs ..1:30 ..mary please..dont ever go that far again

[drquinn89]

real capital my ass,typical small narrow minded cork fool,

[mikemikester1]

Great Fun! Very Talented, you should be proud!!!:-) I wish these kids all the best, they deserve great careers. The world would be a better place if there were more good people like this in it!!!

[xx0868868xx]

Cork is not the best county by far!

[MsLadyJadey]

@ ashhere I agree wiv u ,, UP DA DUBS x

[Johmur1]

Oh God

[stevenandtraceyful]

jesus i hate these im ashamed to be irish

[tf4ps]

Panic over everybody!! I've just heard all three of these people have been re-captured and are now under tightned security!

Another escape is highly unlikely!!!!

[ashhere]

Cork the real capital AHAHAHAHA! Keep on dreaming! Dublin for life :P

[kelevra888]

PLEASE READ THIS COMMENT-In case anyone has a problem with the comment im about to make i myself am irish !!!!!!

Crystal swing must be joking ,we are not all as backward as these people ,

,It makes me sick to think that there are still irish people like this,

Ireland is at the FORE-front of technology and no we dont all go around on horse and cart

Anyway main point crystal swing or crystal meth -whatever your name is -GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[radharc09]

@kelevra888 Well piss off then and dont watch it misery guts!

[musiicjunkiie]

@kelevra888 I couldnt agree more i dont think they portray us well at all if they want to portray Middleton like that they can go ahead but don't generalise the whole Country in this way.. I actually have no words to describe them irritating gobshites.

[mikemikester1]

@kelevra888 Backward?NO WAY.They are well spoken talented ambassadors instead of keeping all the limelight they have taken the time to promote tourism in Ireland,their appearance on Ellen, this video had made me want to vacation there, these neg comments have put me off, if its ppl like you that represent Ireland maybe I should spend my money elsewhere

[oysterboy1978]

@mikemikester1

its not that we don't appreciate the coverage....

its just that we have so much more to offer than a couple of Thatached Pubs and People riding Horses on the Main Road.

This is the kind of stereotypical view that has been portrayed for years, i.e. a backward hole on the western tip of Europe.

Some of the most technological advancments in recent years have taken place in Ireland.......Sorry for being a little more honest, perhaps patriotic......thanks

[mikemikester1]

@oysterboy1978 apparently you don't appreciate the coverage, who said Ireland doesnt have anything more to offer? I have never thought of Ireland as being a backward hole, I am sure there are many technological advancements, BUT, is that what you think the tourists come to see? NO, I live in Canada, likewise we have many technological advancements, but we dont really put that in our tourist ads either. We certainly wouldnt knock anyone who got a break on US TV either.

[ringerman1991]

@kelevra888 i agree . i felt ashamed to be from cork when i saw the video. :O plus their music sucks too. XD

[Eoink730]

Haha

[Eoink730]

Jesus Christ!!! Imagine her bein ur mother!!!

[DannyS1990]

@Eoink730 hahahahaha , you said it

[dcrookfull]

nice one crystal swing, the steorotype of the Irish gobshit is back for good......

p.s the real capital me bollox

[musiicjunkiie]

@dcrookfull hahahahaha!!!

[everybodyhasone]

I LOVE Cork.

[eire18]

ha ha ha ha  there making a show of the country

[tightropetomg]

They should remake Darby O'Gill and The Little People. That'd get more Americans over here looking for Leprechauns and a bit of ould blarney and all that shite. Terrible that Jedward and Crystal Swing are our hottest exports at the moment

[doykeyes92]

Mary sounds like she's on an answering machine, and then he drinks tequila would be the hold music

[danieljohnomalley]

Where's the father in all of this

[edforrest18]

@danieljohnomalley he probably done a legger after seeing this clip

[tightropetomg]

Der's more ta Oirland den dis... :-)

[doykeyes92]

@tightropetomg Hahahaha I agree with Alan

[Grainnecas]

an embarasment to our country,cant just be themselves but are playing to the age old stereotype-blarney stone,whiskey etc

[mikemikester1]

I thought really enjoyed Crystal Swing on Ellen. Their performance made my day, fun and catchy. They were so well spoken and proud of their country. I think its great that they took the time to make this lil video to promote their town and their country. It's now on my list of places I would like to travel to now!!!:-)

[cherryberry104]

da mother is such a fake omfg..

[denisemcguirk]

Could you people pleeese get a grip, so its not the best music, but are ye all that easily embarassed, these people seem to mean well. Have a look at Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake sometime, the Americans do embarrassment to a tee. What would any of you do to get on the Ellen show and please note, Americans are not as fond of our "colourful" language as some of you seem to think. Time to have a GOOD look at ourselves and see what we SHOULD be embarrassed about!!!

[curiniul]

@denisemcguirk

quiet there lads, the yanks are listening...

[Leennnnooxx]

This is so embarrassing. Ireland is not like that, they have gone and made us look like leprachauns. They are a family in incest. *cringe*

[xxsmileystarzxx]

i think its great dat dere from cork (like me) but dey make ireland look horrible!!!!!!! nd she talks like a robot and wears weird clothes!!!!!

WHY?!?!?!?!?

[roryhunter77]

AH man you guys are so cynical. this is a perfect protrayal of where I am from - Cork - and I am proud to be from there and very proud these guys are making these videos . Theyre pure legends!

[08flemo08]

well i am bedazzled by how much the gayness level rose in this room.

[killnickleback]

@08flemo08

Ive had such a long and annoying day.Your comment has made me laugh a lot and I thank you.

[dillonomoore]

crystal sing are so gay how is cork freindly did she ever go to mahon and kockenny cork city is a dump

[lockateard17]

real capital that word seems 2 mean so much 2 cork heads id let them be the capital it wont make a differance 2 the county or the city its still shit an full of neanderthal inbreds like these cork city is like a ghost town monday 2 wenesday prove its a little hick city with people who talk in the same tone an pitch in their voice as a turkey embarrassing cork capital of cork we dont want yez

[andrew125cr]

I have to go milk mr cow, and ride me horse to work il have a little zip a whisky first for breakfast just a typical morn for me in lovely little Ireland, ah to be sure to be sure.

[offalyemma]

Cya Ellen !!!

[Gangsta1061]

After watchin this and seeing how it makes us irish look like were still in d 16 hundreds i want to shoot mary in d face

[Lilmizzsmiley101]

@Gangsta1061 I hate them all their a disgrace to our country!

[MaKentosh93]

Ah man, I was in a sad mood and then i watched this, I'm gonna be smiling for days! :P I can't wait til people come to Ireland because of this band and get the shock of their lives when they realise Ireland is actually a very developed country, it'll be priceless!

[GEMMACULLY1]

cheese!! MARY talks like a robot...

[BMacMadra]

the fucking shame......im changing nationalities to south african

[Sineaadmc]

thats cringe worthy ..when they show the thatch cottages and horses on the road ..its like cars haven't been invented in Ireland yet ..it really makes Ireland look like its back in the 20's

[monkeybanana101]

The guy who gives her the whiskey doesn't sound irish....

[Ducksexbody]

I.R.A take them out

[powli86]

I wonder does Mary always dress like a hooker when she goes to cork city

[mort1990]

@powli86 LMFAO THAT MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING

[Deb3333]

@powli86 Bwahahaha! Well said. What the f__ is she wearing?

[ferrari24680]

Shares in Jameson whiskey have just plumited....

[stephenc4225]

these gobshites ar makin ireland luk like a Kip

[DonaghGlavinPhoto]

They might not be 'everybody's cup of tea' but fair play to them, it's the best promotion for Ireland's tourism and comedy reputation...I mean music reputation!!

[Beckwiser1]

Cannot wait for the TV movie of the decent into drink once the fame vanishes and the realisation dawns on them that they are just a useless laughing stock.

[ray9191]

Fuckin handicaps are making a laughing stock of Ireland...their all retards...Mental issues is what they have...

[MrJJDiscoMoves]

Oh holy fuck:(

[MadFella90]

I dnt like them but she does sell the country wel!! :-)

[upthecorcaigh]

Feel sorry for them kids, there mother has them brainwashed that cant be right, im ringing social services haha.

Hear the mother talking whats with the voice she puts on haha get a grip

[viajustice]

HMMMM i am from cork :P and this is just wrong

[robtallent]

Wow them kids have been brainwashed bad!!

[musicfreakme91]

0:53 dereks first kiss obviously

[midleton92]

Isn't it bad enough that people think we are drunks and leprechauns, but after watching that.........

[eimead]

@midleton92 i'm definately more drunk and leprechaun than i am crystal swing... but fair play to them.

[bonzo]

sweet jovah

[Monkyboy333]

wow

[McgrEGGheads]

hahaha...

[TheLitleBollocks]

hah...!