31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 2.0: TRIPLE FEATURE

[JerFhilm]

Uhhh, was that a dog dick that came shooting out of that monster's mouth?

[BlaynkSlate]

what is the exact name of the holy grail song?

[ontologica]

HER REACTION IS PRICELESS!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! Where is she now? Because that was actually super entertaining!

[TheDeaditeSlayer]

Have you seen Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers?

[mengle2004]

3 unattractive 35 year olds playing college coeds. LOLOLOLOL

[Godof0Thousand]

"I wonder... Do you wonder?"

No, no I do not.

[mamasaid0]

Fun fact: Fred Olen Ray is also a wrestler. "Fabulous Freddie Valentine".

I shit you not.

[BlueberryHearts]

Monty Python's Holy Grail ending. WOOT!

[paiholl]

santa from space mutiny is trying to be bela lugosi from glen or glenda

[impscal]

"hohohoho" "BA BA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" LOL!

[aries0083]

5:30 That's Terri from Three's Company!

[FBroetchen]

It's amazing how badly this woman acts. She could have screamed like a five year old and it would still be better than that baaa-baaaaaa-puking-sound. Anyway... nice video, I enjoyed it!

[pididle]

The music at the end scares me more than the horror movies.

It reminds me of the times when my brother and I would stay up late watching movies I never managed to stay awake through. Then, I was jarred awake via that tune.

And that is how my irrational fear of pipe organs came to fruition.

Oh! And great review as usual.

[inditled]

besides the "bah? BAH! BAAAAAAAAAAAH" part which was lolzy, what was that thing that came out of the creature.....things mouth

[smldfw]

the baa baaa is now my ringtone.

[KralleCR]

...i cant believe i just SAW THAT!

when she made tho gorilla "hoo hoo hoo" i was shocked. i was told by my friends that i looked like i just saw the pope getting a bj from a fat 50 year old. i looked that shocked and dissapointed.

when she screamed, i nearly passed out from the sheer terribleness of that scene. it was so terrible, its actually unforgettable.

touche terrible actress, touche

[Treblaine]

How can a film or should I say films be so bad?

[TipsyCerulean]

"I don't know if this helps, but 'Ho ho ho.'"

[MikuMech]

I actually found the Witch Academy clip competent enough up until "BAH! BAH! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Best scream ever.

[Mattteus]

"poor dopes" exactly what I thought

the extra ten minutes of footage from Holy Grail! (this is the music I imagined hearing during the Paranormal Activity 'credits')

[Mattteus]

fuck! that music's going to be stuck in my head for the next ten days now!

[theJugganawt]

baa. BAA. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Chickengirl005]

good god none of those people could act....just..so...bad....

[mowingthefrontlawn]

Well, if you look closely, you'll notice that the "slutty slut" is wearing the same dress and is in the same location as the monster. I'd assume that she turns into the monster at some point.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

It was a nod to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" which ends the same way.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

I actually liked the doctor's introduction. But it might only be because it brought back memories of a short film I made when I was 13 that started almost exactly the same way.

[RyanMechan]

AHHH! how can people produce such shit!??!

[skinflutey]

hey its the music they use for the intermision scen in Monty python and the holy grail.

[ReesiePuffs64]

"No, I'm not a patient. I'm the doctor."

[Budalanakub]

yeah, that was ridiculous

[MdP2]

Robert Vaughn!? What th--baa. Baaa! BAAAAAAAAA!

[ConcreteMonkey55]

"...can do more than just make a cake fall..."

wtf?

WTF?!

[Joorum]

My thoughts exactly.

[lexxstrum]

First of all, great MST3K reference (santa claus from space mutiany).

Is it sad that I bought Witch Academy? (as a joke....yeah thats it) I don't know who i feel sorrier for: Pricilla Barnes or the man from uncle!

[fahoolahoogaz]

When even Demon Cops' own tag line says "Probably the worst film you'll ever see" You know how bad it is!

[toekneebeeears]

Whats with the 2 extra minuets of nothing ?

[misterbadguy99]

The music that plays while you leave the theater.

[Jezthesiren]

A movie has got to be pretty freakin' terrible if you refuse to finish it. Honestly, I don't think I would have made it through a LOT of the movies you've reviewed.

[Wesredfield]

Hes the docter! i would have never known that

[ProfeTa6]

The final monster: "ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER ZUUL!"

[mediageneration65]

What was with the screaming. Oh hello hahaha poo poo.

[PillowDood]

Is that the chick who replaced Chrissy from three's company?

[GaPchGal]

Yes, I was embarrassed just watching her. I wonders how she views this cinematic disaster...

[GaPchGal]

I wonders?? Damn! I need to pay attention to what I'm typing!!

[kazenokizumi]

"doctor...the file has only 3 papers in it...that isn't that many 'damned' at all"

[Mattteus]

the damned like to keep their files on the computer, less wasted paper

[humongousaldo]

Great!!

[5150times]

Hey!! I saw Alien Dead like 10 years ago, and yes is bad, really bad movie but I saw it like a comedy so was better to swallow. The end of this movie men, It is the craziest ending in cinematic history!. Ah, i almost forgot , Flash Gordon is in there too!!lol

[fluffyman85]

"Alien Dead" clip: In any other movie those reaction shots would end up in the cutting room floor.

"Demon Cop" Clip: Considering "Space Mutiny" I'm used to seeing this guy with a beard.

"Witch Academy" Clip: What the hell is up with that? First her laughter sounds like a monkey, then a scream sounding like a sheep?

[smnk3]

1:57 to 1:58

lol stares at the camera..

[Jokerice]

Chuck, have you ever had the displeasure of watching any of the movies from the Terror Toons series? I think they'd be perfect for this series...

[csunryder]

Nice touch, Chuck using the Holy Grail Intermission music! Surprised you didn't make a mention of Priscilla Barnes from Mallrats and Three's Company. She was also in one of those horrible underwater monster movies called Lords of the Deep. An Abyss ripp-off.

[elrond532]

You know you're at the bottom of the cinematic barrel when you mention "Space Mutiny" and it's better than any of the movies being reviewed. Of course, it is still my favorite MST3K movie ever.

[MrPrestoTV]

piss off.

[GoblinXXX]

5:44- Best reaction EVER

[unstableshark]

I'd argue that 5:57 is the best reaction EVER

[soad19152003]

Indeed.. Also, I'm confused about it

[unstableshark]

Baa. Baaa! BAAAAAAAAA!

[GoblinXXX]

Ok, 5:54 is the best reaction UNTIL 5:57! ;)

[bobolob]

Now "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is a movie worth watching!

[Zaranyzerak]

The song is exactly the length it should be, and was a perfect way to end this video.

[RocMegamanX]

What was gonna happen? Was that monster gonna rape her or something?

[mrrickles]

It's tongue DID look mysteriously like a penis.....

[obie666]

BAA,BAA, BAAAAAA ! Holy shit dude, I almost died right there.

[plutoofpluto]

Fred Olen Ray should take a sidejob as a boat anchor. I enjoy bad movies but his are just unwatchable.

[RocMegamanX]

So basically, Manos: The Hands of Fate is better than any of Olen Ray's films?

[plutoofpluto]

No just yes but a soulful HELL YES!

[bloodrunsclear]

Poor Santa Claus. In every role he acts his heart out :/

[Satanstein]

I get all excited when a new one of your reviews comes out.

[Zaranyzerak]

Wow...the term "Scream Queen FAIL" springs to mind.

Holy Grail end "credits" cheesy organ music ftw! :D

[obie666]

That's from Monty Pyton I believe.

[Zaranyzerak]

Yes, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Didn't think I needed to write out the whole title since those who knew it would, well, know it...

[WickedSigh11]

1:46 The Master of Editing!

[TheCrimsonSpire]

Oh alright ya, nice Chuck! You have got balls my friend. Where do you find these pieces of shit anyways?

[cancerbero8]

wow, triple feature, huh?