Noob Meets Elite (ep.2)

[cooldonkeyfish]

close your eyes and it sounds like porn.

[BboyVomit]

Can i get the name of the song in the beggining?

[DarkLiteFilms]

@BboyVomit boom boom boom boom

[MyHummusproductions]

did anyone notice the guy in the back ground on 4:32?

[Theircrazymrlazy]

Anybody else hear the respawn countdown beep sound on 4:32 or was it just me....

[DarkLiteFilms]

@Theircrazymrlazy Good catch. I tried to edit that out as much as I could, lol..

[bonzaithe1st]

@DarkLiteFilms Hey, if you plan on making any more machinima, your going to need more voice actors and a new mic. Dont get me wrong, your great at acting, but I really cant tell who's talking most of the time. If you would like some more voice actors, e-mail me at DoomslayerD12@hotmail.com.

[Theircrazymrlazy]

lol, real crack up! it made me laugh for 20 mins straight, but during those 20 minutes...i started to stop breathing. dont worry im fine now :)

[iWeave001]

OH hayabusa GET OVER HERE L3T M3 TOUCh YoUR kATaNA lolzZZZZZ

[kristianleader11]

the dinosaur

[Realm0fRandomness]

I love that scream/orgasm sound

[xMiCBoYx]

he saw him

elites face : WTF XD

he (noob):aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa :DDD

[daktre]

NARWHALLLLZZZ!



[Dradgoner]

@DarkLiteFilms can you give me the song at 4:47 to 5:12

[pokerkid031]

HEYABUSA...LOL

[Xsecretdude]

35 people were chased by elites

[HALO7624]

o let me touch your katana lol

[71tofu]

Auto respince upon seeing Elite in Halo 3

Ohhai!

Halo 2

....

Halo 1

DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

[LegendarySilverWolf]

@DarkLiteFilms

my cousin is good at the game but he too calls the Elite a dinosaur so is he a noob?

[devonizzle2]

hayabusa get over here let me touch ur KATANAAAA lololololololololol

[Vieledspy]

I raged half way

[MCRfan4life1995]

his scream is sooooooo sexy i can just like record it and like play it over and over hahahahahahahahah JK

[Slight995]

3:55 LOMFOAFOA

FAOo omfg

[kibariou]

and eated is not a word

[DarkLiteFilms]

@kibariou I'm sorry, but are you retarded?

[Atticization]

@DarkLiteFilms Actually it's true, it isn't a word. I just looked up the word and got no results. So, kibariou is right.

[DarkLiteFilms]

@Atticization I really hope I'm being trolled right now... It's obviously not a word. That was the joke.

[Atticization]

@DarkLiteFilms Yes, your being trolled right now.

[senorcooliac]

@DarkLiteFilms oh you say that now because you were wrong dont you

[DarkLiteFilms]

@senorcooliac Yeah, because I'm totally 7 years old.

[anon7096]

@DarkLiteFilms Really? Thanks for clearing that up for us.

[senorcooliac]

@DarkLiteFilms clearly you are

[kibariou]

poor noob

[iamtheflibinjiber]

Oh yes! A sniper! Now I can send this Dinosaur bastard back to Hell...

[gamemaster609]

NARWHALS!!!!!!!!!

[moofoo100]

whats the song at the start?

[Xbox360freak118]

@moofoo100 boom boom

[HaloChick34]

to be honest theres always a screamer on xbox live that screams all the time

[IxAsh1eyxI]

lol he is like me wen i see my bfs dick :D

[dakonsuruchi]

@IxAsh1eyxI O.O ummm...... alrighty then XD

[IxAsh1eyxI]

@dakonsuruchi lol

[dakonsuruchi]

@IxAsh1eyxI now am curious you male or female? O.o

[IxAsh1eyxI]

@dakonsuruchi female

[dakonsuruchi]

@IxAsh1eyxI ah ok^^

[IxAsh1eyxI]

@dakonsuruchi yeah :D

[TheSaekwan]

"ok lets start from the beginning"

"thats what she said"

lmao

[marble455]

lol!

[Bryan52489]

Super funny

[thecurse143]

poor noob :DDD

[regittark]

oh god!! a SNEEPER XDDDDDD

[chicken4c]

lol the purple one was barney

[ReVzZxGamer]

NARWHALS NARWALS NARWALS!!!!!

[IRunEscapers]

WATCH THE DELETED SCENES

[Retr0bit]

To be perfectly honest the first time I played Halo I thought that you had to hack to be an Elite.... Man, I was such an idiot back then.

[smileydude444]

If your alone and u need a friend someone to help u forget your problems lol favorite part

[thechosenone314]

song?



[Darkknight1665]

Ending was the best part. XD

[AusLlamaProductions]

@southparkkid07 i like the multiplayer on halo 3 more, also i like the map and i think forge is better. Because it's not just one huge giant same place halo 3 has all different good maps you can use

[AusLlamaProductions]

@southparkkid07 halo 3 is better than reach. reach just has the graphics.

[performedmatyss]

loolololololololol let me touch your katana!

[HERBERTrobot]

The scream sound rong lol

[xSGxShadow]

That was an elite. You mean the sutream(dont know what it said)

.... BLU BLAH BL BL LIU L BLU..

AHHHHH!!

[coolerthanu9]

RAWRARARARAR

[oliax]

this is fucking awsome apart from the fucking voice over....

[TheAwesomeness322]

thumbs up if u luv Narwhal Song

[115Irreversal]

Hayabusa: yeah your such a

Noob: WOAH you have hayabusa (ogasm)

[Cyberkiller211]

lol "come here let me touch your cotana" made me laugh alot.

[dannylad360]

ZoMG NARWHALS

[HalomasterI93]

Omg I'm the elite just scare the noob shitless

[TheCucucumber]

lool. "doesn't this look like a Cheez-it? aw you eated it :(" XD

[Deverestteam]

Elite guy: wait he thinks i'm a dinosaur?

Hayabusa guy: yeah he must be new to the game or something.......

Elite guy: Oh, in that case.....

(dinosaur roar sound and screaming n00b) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[segagamer20611]

hahah so funny

[BadVoodo0]

MAKE MORE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

[supahninja89]

hey you homer XD

[trapstarjohny]

WHOOOOO Narwhales

[venomdude321]

@southparkkid07 Thats why you space it out between custom games or forge, have some fun.

[venomdude321]

@southparkkid07 online is garbage for you cos you probably suck at it.

[halofruits]

do u use a pic or xbox 360 when playing?

[halofruits]

great vids!

[poptartlegend1]

lmfao could u make a video with me in it my GT is sgt curllyfry

[xblforlife]

whats the song at the end

[BadVoodo0]

lol this is so orignal love it

[BadVoodo0]

SHIT i love your vidoes , there better then most 1,000,000 veiw videos!~

[PikachuLover575]

NARWHALS!



[DeathlyRecipe]

that scream sounds like my friend justin wen ever i go to elite he starts screams

[AlphaDragon368]

AHHHH KATANA.......GET OVER HERE, LET ME TOUCH UR KATANA

[nawaf8studio]

1:40 to 1:44

...... is he having sex or something =P

[99YOURFACE]

Lol. Gotta love chasing noobs :D

[TheJohnandrea]

I turn the volume down when it sounds like hes moaning

[mdb153]

His screams made this funny for me

[thenamesed]

The bloopers were better than the actual show. I can't stand the noob.. he sounds soo annoying x.x First episode sucked ass... could have gone better with a better voice...

[Jordan73519]

let me touch ur katana XD

[ytpdude1]

thumbs up if you turned off the vid when he it said 'stay tuned for bloopers!'

[Jordan73519]

@ytpdude1 i keep watching through the whole thing

[YouHateGasgara]

@southparkkid07 Wow why are people replying to old ass fucking messages?! Get a life broski.

[cheerfulsplash]

what is the song at the begging

[AxxSt]

lol



[booyah97]

he thinks i'm a dinosaur????? well in that case "RAWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" noob runs ; elite chases him ; noob dies from std the end

[jaden43129]

2:32 he sounds like he's getting f*cked

[Jordan73519]

@jaden43129 true

[LongDieseldog]

Did you guys use Pinnacle Dazzle Capture card?

[HahaIShotU]

does any1 elsed think the noobs haveing a orgasim

[Jordan73519]

@HahaIShotU me

[OblivionsWielder]

Do you really ride the yellow bus to school?, ...Wuts a bus??

[invaderzim383]

what next let me gest noob meets haunt

[Pasta585]

lol this is so funny :)

[EagleEyeSix1]

awww you eated it :(

[xTechGamingX]

LOVVVEEEEE the biginning with him singing!!!!

[TeamSlayer101]

n00b. don't even know how to put your gun down

[LocoDelRegnum]

ajjaaj muy bueno xD

[RUSNeenja]

Better voice clearafication and it would be perfect:D

[lordsuperman5100]

Wtf kind of scream is that?

[ic2manydeadpeople]

OMG A DINOSAUR! XD

[HunterWolf14]

...Did he just call it a "snipper"?

[zwinkyman01]

Woah woah woah woah (This is what I wanna do) Woah woah woah woah ( I'll be your lover tonight) LMFAO I cracked up :PP

[kingrico1001]

wo oh oh wo oh oh ... O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[robertcarter1987]

lol he bloopers were 10x better than thy movie lol

[mikelivingit]

the narwals song :)

[littlerocker539]

shhhh or else he'll hear u

Who?

The dinosaur

lol i fucking laughed my ass of then i...i...i roflcoptered and rotfloled

:)

[1658544]

did he call the sniper a swiper?

[1658544]

i laughed so hard when the noob figured out the blue guy had hybusa. i fell out of my chair

[Hayden485]

shhhh the dinosaur

[1658544]

ur such a dumba HEY U HAVE HYBUSA!!!

[1658544]

the dinosaur will hear us!!! shhhhhhhhhh!!! XD

[GrenadeSniperStudios]

xD HAHA when he creams AHH it sounds like MOM!!!

[sangheilijedi]

is it just me or was the hyabusa guy a bigger noob?

[coolnoah8]

shoot dumy shoot!!!!!!!!!

[uglysumo6]

"shhhhh keep your voice down or he'll hear you" "who?" "the dinosaur!"

[snipieweston]

THE DINO ATE HIM LIKE A BABY almost

[friskiermage]

awsome make more episodes

[YouHateGasgara]

@southparkkid07 Reach Sucks. Sorry.

[firestar587]

lol the purple elite lepblalepla

[abubasly]

orgasm???

[YouHateGasgara]

@southparkkid07 Reach Sucks. Sorry.

[Kittenstuffandthings]

Credits song ftw!

[YouHateGasgara]

I Haz Recon in H3

[callernumber69]

@YouHateGasgara whoopdy fucking doo

[YouHateGasgara]

@callernumber69 Someone's jealous...

[beatlerocker99]

@YouHateGasgara evryone has recon whos got H3 and ODST.

if u dont like reach, gtfo

[YouHateGasgara]

@beatlerocker99 If you actually LIKE the Beatles GTFO. And don't speak to your God in that tone.

[cami80104]

4:40 it sounds like he says "HAYABUSA. COME OVER HERE, LET ME TOUCH YOUR COCK

[Dinoboy05]

@cami80104 lmao

[XxShAdOw287xX1]

"HAYABUSA!GET OVER HERE AND LET ME TOUCH UR KATANA!" XD

[EXPLOS3TH55]

I bet the noob was like. "What the hell was that it was sooo scary and big" (Thats what she said)

[AMVBlaze]

waaaaaaaaaaaaa oo aaaaaaa ! xD

[MrHuangKong]

i hate how the noobs voice is scratchy but its awesome!

[TheArmo818]

What the fuck is the song in the begining its hilarious!

[josepnc2]

"shhhhh. keep ur voice down or else he'll here u"

"who"

whispers "the dinosaur" XD

[gageepicness]

i like how you threw in the narwhal song that was randomly eic

[AlphaCowStudios]

well you know

purple dinosuar: blahblahbla

[TheMeowmeowbabe]

i love this song

[midn19ht1]

retard noob...u have a fuking gun use it!

[gruntunit2]

@midn19ht1

As you said, thats a noob, what you expected? T_T

[TRiickShoTTS]

i love he has a spiker or whatever its called in every episode

[pegcityrecords]

@TRiickShoTTS cause he is the noob

[SuicideGrunt101]

Wait I thought you could'nt recorde in-game voices, hold did you then???

[usracer3]

lemme touch your katana

[luckywhale]

what is the song in the begining? just curiuos

[2010Nodari]

SHIT LIKE CORTEZZ SAYS.......SHIT AGAIN MY PARENTS ARE HERE Xd

[rolf743]

i have a headake because of if frekin scream

[IVXVIXVX]

what did he say at 8:13 ?

[BoomProductions10]

NARWAHLS!! i love that song!

[VinnyTheRuler]

LOL at the "WAIT I WANT TO TOUCH OUR KATANA!", 0.o why would he do souch a thing?Hes a noob, hes gay!

[ear4621]

What is the elite eqipting to look like that?



[cryptospuridium666]

why do i have a boner watching this?

[LuckyCharmNinja]

@cryptospuridium666 You're a man now, Billy.

[EPICFlame100]

hey how do u get a katana

[ajablast]

use your gun noob

[ajablast]

Whats the song called?



[TheTuubittaja]

The noob is retarted.

[AzeranthAQW]

awww you eated it :(

[MegaVanillawafer]

you think he embrasses his ignorance?

[117tvirus]

ooh heyavusa oahadhaosfhj aodhaosdho

[ukog9]

XD the kids freekin havin an orgasm over the hyabusa