Ok seriously. Who the fuck made this game, and fucked it up this much? A dead body with it's eyes poked out with spoons could have designed a better model for the enemies and arnie. This is just.....sad. It's sad. It sucks dick and I may not have played this game, but I'm embarrassed to own a system with this game on it. Mario kicks ass. Duck hunt, eehh not as addicting but cool, but what the fuck is this?
These are the same guys who developed Die Hard. Though this game was made before Die Hard. I doubt filmnstuff will ever read this comment, but if anybody thinks the NES version is bad, try the MSX version, you'll come back to the NES version...
my god its a terrible game. i downloaded the rom so i could play it on the wii emulator, remmebering that 20 years ago i had this game, and not quite remembering why i didnt play it much. i got to big mode and stopped.
im so glad i found someone else who is as disopointed as i am. maybe it was another game and they just chucked a couple scenes in, change the character ? cause their is nothing about this predator that remotely resembles the movie
I'm surprized it wasn't level 12 or 13 can't remember for sure but its that icy level where you have to go almost all the way through it, get the lazer, then you have to backtrack all the way to the beginning to get some grenades behind the rocks then go through the whole level again. Or maybe its the other way around. Its been forever. This game scares me its so bad...
You don't have particularly fresh insights about these games and your jokes are boring and mean spirited. Like many "angry" NES reviewers you totally fail to capture how fun it can be to laugh at a confusing, shitty Nintendo game. You should focus on how legitimately bizarre the shit in this game instead of burying it under a blast of angry, boring, nerdy trash talk.
"Being the lying, hypocritical asshole that I am..." lol Go easy on yourself dude, you gave the game a second chance....and considering how shitty this pile of vomit is, that takes a lot of courage!! lmao =-p
This entire game is horrible, and it's totally unpredictable, they just throw all kinds of shit in there, this game is complete shit and a total waste of time.
They didn't have to make up a bunch of weird alien things to fight; the movie had that skirmish with those kidnappers or army or w/e. They should have just had that going on in the game. Anyway, great review as always.
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I used to play this game as a kid and loved it, ll guess you're just PMSing or something wow do you really need to get this upset over a game? lol get a life maybe?
Actually, Activision didn't make this game. A Japanese company named Pack-in-video made it...and Pack in Video is now Marvelous Entertainment, who develops Harvest Moon games.
while the commentary is a it extreme, i cant help but totally agree with everything said. i played this game through start to finish and i absolutely HATE this game. #1 comment made. Did thry even watch the movie? I think a they got a crack head off the street, pumped him full of acid and then asked him what the movie was about, then made a game based on what he said.
you are an intolerable tool. dropping f-bombs every other word does not make you cool or make your comments funny. in fact, it makes you sound like a nerdy 16 year old who just learned how to swear. your ideas are good, but your delivery sucks balls. i feel like i want to punch you
well drackula I can see you are into awesome things like anime, vampires, nonsensical comments, and unnecesary capitalization. perhaps you are the one with a temper. go read twilight for the 17th time instead of posting stupid comments.
jesus i laughed my fucking ass off that was hilarious, as are all of your videos, nice work. you sound like somebody who visits the best page in the universe frequently
you allude to a good point in Red October L.F.H. ,Filmnstuff, about some movies being more adatable than others. seems to me that it makes the most sense to choose movies where theres alot of bad guys rather than just one, like the Predator. If one absolutely HAD to have predator game then make the low end enemies like tarantulas and snakes and some south american soldier guys-not weird shit
Seeing the pink suit made me wonder if Maybe Medea Benjamin and the girlies at Code Pink had some say in the making of this game. Perhaps they wanted Activision not to make it too "military-esque."
Im glad I never played this gaylord of a game,I never would have guessed it was supost to be based on predator,that looked like arnie was running round on some alien planet not the jungle,what a piece of shit,they couldnt even come up with decent enemies,just bouncing balls and bugs,FOR SHAME activison,and more than 25 levels! who would play this for that long?
The only thing that got me through this crap was being a huge fan of the movie.
Not only does Dutch have to deal with butterlies and the like, as you illustrated, but also flying algae and amoeba, it makes absolutely no sense!
At least the Gilligan's Martian wild cats from Total Recall are good for a laugh, but there is nothing funny about seeing some science experiment leftovers floating around the screen, or is there?
The toilet flush at the end is awesome, very clever!
wow activison have made the rainbow edition of Super Mario Bros 2. that killer tangerine with wings looks like the meta kinght from the kirby games. jumping on flying rocks to cross the gap, wait a second didn't birdo shot eggs you could jump on and throw back. great reviews
After watching that Levels from Hell, I'm glad I never played Predator on the NES. It looks worse than Total Recall (another game I haven't played on the NES). Have you played the Atari ST version of Predator? It's hard but no way near as bad.
Thanks, KboomedUp. As for the Atari ST version, I haven't played it yet. But it looks much better than the NES version. Maybe if I get a chance, I'll play it sometime.
Wow. Predator on the NES. Jesus, this game is a cluster fuck of epic proportions. I understand your rage over this piece of shit.
This level is just awful, but there was one level that drove me nuts. Remember that part in the first level where you had to solve that block puzzle with the grenades? Imagine a whole level of nothing but that. WORSE STILL, if you backtrack the blocks come back.
Yes, I remember. Dear God do I remember. I kept accidentally killing myself with grenades trying to blow the f^&*ing rocks up. Great game, huh? It's so realistic that you can kill yourself with your own grenades, but it's so stupidly unreal that you need a rock to float past a chasm.
Whoever came up with the idea for this game should be shot out of a cannon into a septic tank full of moldy pig shit.
Even worse is stage 13, where you have to blow the rocks up to get the laser. And you have every f&*(ing enemy in the universe knocking you off platforms, killing you over and over again.
Not to mention the stupidity of the Big Mode. Somebody out there please tell me the part in Predator where Arnie went around shooting f&*(ing scrubbing bubbles. Anybody remember that part? Maybe it was in the director's cut DVD.
I think Big Mode is a dimensional rift caused by Carl Weather's right arm. Ya know, the one shot off by the Predator? Somehow, it had the ability to warp reality and create Big Mode.
Big Mode was hysterical. I love how the Predator flings Predator heads around or does like Blanka's Rolling Attack across the screen. The worst part about Big Mode? The power ups. A boomerang bullet? WTF?
Pink tights, cowboy boots, and a sleave-less tank top. This should have been called "sexual predator".
ubicaritas75 1 month ago
haha those enemies are fucking funny and out of the movie source :-D Birds that are shitting drops of flames :-D...btw great review..
laufke 5 months ago
I don't think he likes this game.
ExplorerDS6789 5 months ago
I feel im the only one that enjoys this game
conan5567 5 months ago
Ok seriously. Who the fuck made this game, and fucked it up this much? A dead body with it's eyes poked out with spoons could have designed a better model for the enemies and arnie. This is just.....sad. It's sad. It sucks dick and I may not have played this game, but I'm embarrassed to own a system with this game on it. Mario kicks ass. Duck hunt, eehh not as addicting but cool, but what the fuck is this?
Thebestever441 7 months ago
These are the same guys who developed Die Hard. Though this game was made before Die Hard. I doubt filmnstuff will ever read this comment, but if anybody thinks the NES version is bad, try the MSX version, you'll come back to the NES version...
Doommaster1994 7 months ago
Brauner will say: "This is SHIT!!"
DruidVorse 8 months ago
There is one good thing about the game...the music...that is it.
Crowster12781 10 months ago
its not predator! its maple story ! :D
MrSecretny 11 months ago
13 people are in the French military.
ChrisJ092 1 year ago
13 people think that arnold looks good in pink.
OmegaBowser123 1 year ago
i would have never found that out
zachary1201 1 year ago
Arnold Schwarzenegger games tend to royally suck. And this one's no exception.
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
Is it shit?
guitarhero73 1 year ago
I played this game and I wanted to strangle a baby, with an unborn fetisus
ST0PM0SS 1 year ago
my god its a terrible game. i downloaded the rom so i could play it on the wii emulator, remmebering that 20 years ago i had this game, and not quite remembering why i didnt play it much. i got to big mode and stopped.
im so glad i found someone else who is as disopointed as i am. maybe it was another game and they just chucked a couple scenes in, change the character ? cause their is nothing about this predator that remotely resembles the movie
dazza241982 1 year ago
3:59 hahahaha dude you are the fcking best
solraczirtaeb 1 year ago
I'd rather have the Predator give me a prostate exam than play this crap.
BatesKrisbates 1 year ago
u have stress problems, dude, calm down.
TheAviator211 1 year ago
S-H-I-T-perioud becomes shitperioud.
mattias005 1 year ago
I'm surprized it wasn't level 12 or 13 can't remember for sure but its that icy level where you have to go almost all the way through it, get the lazer, then you have to backtrack all the way to the beginning to get some grenades behind the rocks then go through the whole level again. Or maybe its the other way around. Its been forever. This game scares me its so bad...
Fox3913 1 year ago
Dude,every single fu**ing word that you said about this game is true.
nasonqjenai 1 year ago
You don't have particularly fresh insights about these games and your jokes are boring and mean spirited. Like many "angry" NES reviewers you totally fail to capture how fun it can be to laugh at a confusing, shitty Nintendo game. You should focus on how legitimately bizarre the shit in this game instead of burying it under a blast of angry, boring, nerdy trash talk.
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xboxatinamedotcom 1 year ago
Dude seems angry.
Zeluron 1 year ago
"Being the lying, hypocritical asshole that I am..." lol Go easy on yourself dude, you gave the game a second chance....and considering how shitty this pile of vomit is, that takes a lot of courage!! lmao =-p
sanitycollapse 1 year ago
This along with Alien 3 for the SNES were two platform games that should never have been made.
SkipyOnline 1 year ago
Yeah, I remember this game, it was tough. As far as Total Recall goes, I liked it.
MrJediElectro 1 year ago
i actually beat this piece of shit game and predator was a total puss at the end and total recall was way better than this piece of elephant shit
outlaw87100 1 year ago
LOL man your funny. MAKE MORE REVIEWS. I saw all your reviews in a week while at work. You need like quadruple more.
Crimsonland1 1 year ago
This entire game is horrible, and it's totally unpredictable, they just throw all kinds of shit in there, this game is complete shit and a total waste of time.
70sHippy 1 year ago
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Angry Nintendo Nerd?!
r00tabeggas 2 years ago
The only thing I liked about this game was the music.
Loader2K1 2 years ago
They didn't have to make up a bunch of weird alien things to fight; the movie had that skirmish with those kidnappers or army or w/e. They should have just had that going on in the game. Anyway, great review as always.
MrStillmans 2 years ago
LOFL!!! Tangerine with wings!!!!! I seriously can't stop laughin at the part where you say 'Om My Fuck!' 5/5 1nc agen m8ie!!!
Ritzkit4ABitzkit 2 years ago 21
I actually played through this game, dying a million times. The difficult is high, but unneccessary. The music is the only highlight...
drewsof1041 2 years ago
5:0-5:09 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD I like your humour big time, nice job. As I mentioned in other your movies - you're a God damn funny guy :D
Sesshoumaru888 2 years ago
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I used to play this game as a kid and loved it, ll guess you're just PMSing or something wow do you really need to get this upset over a game? lol get a life maybe?
BloodyHarrow 2 years ago
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thefrogga84 2 years ago
Get to the choppa!!!!
And throw this game at the rotor blades while you're at it!!
ultramegaunknown 2 years ago 5
very nice review! *****
thefrogga84 2 years ago 3
One of the worst platformers ever made.
spoonshiro 2 years ago 5
Actually, Activision didn't make this game. A Japanese company named Pack-in-video made it...and Pack in Video is now Marvelous Entertainment, who develops Harvest Moon games.
RocMegamanX 2 years ago 12
I didn't know that. Thanks.
They sure packed something into this game. But I don't think it was video. I think it was shit.
filmnstuff 2 years ago 17
Want to know something surprising? Pack-In-Video developed Die Hard for NES and that's a great game.
Doommaster1994 1 year ago
@filmnstuff believe it or not, pack in video made nes die hard
animegamingdude 11 months ago
@filmnstuff Didn't Pack-in-Video also do an excellent SNES game called magical Pop'N which is their best game ever?
Jac2Mac 6 months ago
At 3:40-3:50, you sounded like you were begging for your life.
MrWaterwatcher 2 years ago 4
while the commentary is a it extreme, i cant help but totally agree with everything said. i played this game through start to finish and i absolutely HATE this game. #1 comment made. Did thry even watch the movie? I think a they got a crack head off the street, pumped him full of acid and then asked him what the movie was about, then made a game based on what he said.
GSFstealth 2 years ago
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you are an intolerable tool. dropping f-bombs every other word does not make you cool or make your comments funny. in fact, it makes you sound like a nerdy 16 year old who just learned how to swear. your ideas are good, but your delivery sucks balls. i feel like i want to punch you
pikechu1 2 years ago
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that comments delivery was worse than bull shit, are you a fucking gamer with a temper SERIOUSLY U FUCKING WANNABE DOUCHE BAG
drackula96 2 years ago
well drackula I can see you are into awesome things like anime, vampires, nonsensical comments, and unnecesary capitalization. perhaps you are the one with a temper. go read twilight for the 17th time instead of posting stupid comments.
pikechu1 2 years ago
it's a shit-period. nasty!
nobetternickname 2 years ago
homo in a pink suit hahaha xD
colethemole92 2 years ago
This game is only published by activision,the developers are the pack-in-video.But this doesn't change the fact that this game sucks.
CleetusSilversurfer 2 years ago
The music in this game is excellent!
stingfeyd 2 years ago 6
word on that!! i couldn't find any midi files on this, so i'm making some myself (the 2nd level music is my favorite)
Dudrone 2 years ago
BEST FUCKING GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!
xxxCRAZYLOVExxx 2 years ago 6
lol didnt no the us army used pink camo
BritishBlackOpps 2 years ago
These assholes that made these games, I tell you
jpetrucci05 2 years ago
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pretty funny for someone who uses the same AVGN schtick
dongsfk 2 years ago
jesus i laughed my fucking ass off that was hilarious, as are all of your videos, nice work. you sound like somebody who visits the best page in the universe frequently
uihitman 2 years ago
I always think of this game when i watch Predator, and it f*cking sucks cos i cant get it out of my head.
This game was made by a 6 year old and his retarded little brother, i mean it is terrible.
Arnold wears a pink suit, fights butterflies a blue balls.......omg.
This was a great review, you totally nailed it.
FCEU100 2 years ago 3
you allude to a good point in Red October L.F.H. ,Filmnstuff, about some movies being more adatable than others. seems to me that it makes the most sense to choose movies where theres alot of bad guys rather than just one, like the Predator. If one absolutely HAD to have predator game then make the low end enemies like tarantulas and snakes and some south american soldier guys-not weird shit
greenteen85 2 years ago
Now that activision Is on top with Doom 3 and that call of duty franchise I bet they'd like to sweep this one under the rug
greenteen85 2 years ago
amen to that
BritishBlackOpps 2 years ago
lmao!!!
You da man, filmnstuff
IRAPEemos666 3 years ago 7
Why are you fighting owls and gay hobbits?
They should've at least put in some guerilla soldiers as enemies (like in the movie)
ialsoRAPEemos 3 years ago 3
This guy can cuss real good LOL
lilerichotwheels24 3 years ago 9
What you said about this game... Truer words will never be spoken.
wilverbal 3 years ago 9
This game should be called "Cuntra"
ultramegaunknown 3 years ago 26
Seeing the pink suit made me wonder if Maybe Medea Benjamin and the girlies at Code Pink had some say in the making of this game. Perhaps they wanted Activision not to make it too "military-esque."
tubervidfreak 3 years ago 4
Im glad I never played this gaylord of a game,I never would have guessed it was supost to be based on predator,that looked like arnie was running round on some alien planet not the jungle,what a piece of shit,they couldnt even come up with decent enemies,just bouncing balls and bugs,FOR SHAME activison,and more than 25 levels! who would play this for that long?
MPT1983 3 years ago
I love this game, it was so much difficult to finish, brings me back memories...
michelcarlini 3 years ago
2:40 piximon!
ElectricAlienStudios 3 years ago
Game developers?
More like, shame developers!
This looks like Contra if a gay guy with scoliosis designed it
ultramegaunknown 3 years ago 4
The only thing that got me through this crap was being a huge fan of the movie.
Not only does Dutch have to deal with butterlies and the like, as you illustrated, but also flying algae and amoeba, it makes absolutely no sense!
At least the Gilligan's Martian wild cats from Total Recall are good for a laugh, but there is nothing funny about seeing some science experiment leftovers floating around the screen, or is there?
The toilet flush at the end is awesome, very clever!
DTysonator 3 years ago
wow activison have made the rainbow edition of Super Mario Bros 2. that killer tangerine with wings looks like the meta kinght from the kirby games. jumping on flying rocks to cross the gap, wait a second didn't birdo shot eggs you could jump on and throw back. great reviews
PS38ER 3 years ago
I own that god damn game. But any level that gives you the fucking grenade is horse dick.
stinkyboybob 3 years ago
hilarious
stayridenchevyz 3 years ago
Haha, you have to ride a blue-ball.
Now I have seen just about everything.
:)
hallucifuge 3 years ago
Great stuff, man! I was worried about you after the Shaq-Fu one a bit, but no, you are the man! Keep it up!
Sati19840827 3 years ago
After watching that Levels from Hell, I'm glad I never played Predator on the NES. It looks worse than Total Recall (another game I haven't played on the NES). Have you played the Atari ST version of Predator? It's hard but no way near as bad.
Excellent commentary Filmnstuff!
KBoomedUp 3 years ago 5
Thanks, KboomedUp. As for the Atari ST version, I haven't played it yet. But it looks much better than the NES version. Maybe if I get a chance, I'll play it sometime.
filmnstuff 3 years ago 2
Wow. Predator on the NES. Jesus, this game is a cluster fuck of epic proportions. I understand your rage over this piece of shit.
This level is just awful, but there was one level that drove me nuts. Remember that part in the first level where you had to solve that block puzzle with the grenades? Imagine a whole level of nothing but that. WORSE STILL, if you backtrack the blocks come back.
Bah. Screw this game. Screw it to hell.
WhoRunBarterTown 3 years ago
Yes, I remember. Dear God do I remember. I kept accidentally killing myself with grenades trying to blow the f^&*ing rocks up. Great game, huh? It's so realistic that you can kill yourself with your own grenades, but it's so stupidly unreal that you need a rock to float past a chasm.
Whoever came up with the idea for this game should be shot out of a cannon into a septic tank full of moldy pig shit.
filmnstuff 3 years ago
Even worse is stage 13, where you have to blow the rocks up to get the laser. And you have every f&*(ing enemy in the universe knocking you off platforms, killing you over and over again.
Not to mention the stupidity of the Big Mode. Somebody out there please tell me the part in Predator where Arnie went around shooting f&*(ing scrubbing bubbles. Anybody remember that part? Maybe it was in the director's cut DVD.
filmnstuff 3 years ago
I think Big Mode is a dimensional rift caused by Carl Weather's right arm. Ya know, the one shot off by the Predator? Somehow, it had the ability to warp reality and create Big Mode.
Big Mode was hysterical. I love how the Predator flings Predator heads around or does like Blanka's Rolling Attack across the screen. The worst part about Big Mode? The power ups. A boomerang bullet? WTF?
Oh, and your H.R Giger comment? Priceless.
WhoRunBarterTown 3 years ago