American politics is what i poke holes at as a Canadian... A two party system will always fail simply because it creates an "us vs. them" mentality... Left versus right, liberal versus conservative, pro racism versus anti racism. Multiple parties allow for mutliple ideas equalling less chance of idiotic or ever changing policies.
I've nailed aht irriates me most about this guy. He over emphasises everything so much to 'sign-post' that his humour. The approach appear to be "get your voice loud enough so it doesn't quite reach a shout so your audience can recognise your are delivering you act, because they are not intelligent enough to understand subtlety or dry wit"
I don't normally agree with this guy, but everything in this video is true. America is a great nation that should o not apologise for what it (I am not American BTW) It has flaws like any nation and in some thinds as well as having the best examples it has some of the wrost exmaples, But being a bigger more powerful country makes it easier for others to focus on faults and exagerate them. The sum of the good in the USA far ourweighs these things anyway.
and yet we don't own china anything while you fucking racist retards owe china who know how much money because your worthless kind can't stop wasting money
@MadHabber93 you seem to be under the impression that I give a fuck? You say that statement like it is applying to me, and that it should hold up some sort of importance to it.
My best friend is married to a Canadian woman. I love her but I do raz her about it. Funny thing is like your mom she is very vocal about illegal immigration as her and my best have been married for like 6 years and they have a daughter and a son yet she is still not a U.S. citizen because the process takes so long. On top of that they have spent 1,000s of dollars also in the process to get her citizenship. However she is a little more visceral than I about the issue and I am a staunch Rwinger:)
@TheScottKonar that stupid dumb ass it was britian canada is a joke and would fall apart if they had to have there own army not the sorry 120,000 that they have and almost all there arms are sold to them by us at a discount so go away with your dumb ass if we wanted canada we could take it in a month.And the cops are called mounties lol
UH if they tried to take over Canada, the countries within the United Nations would back Canada up. It would literally be a WW3 with everyone against the states. Canada has far better international relations than the U.S by a long shot. The U.S tried to take it once, and they failed miserably sooo good luck.Politicians and canadas banking system can be a model for the states to follow so they don't put the world in jeapordy again with another recession. I'm sorry but it's true...
oh yeah uh well try enjoying your pants without zippers oh I went there that's right. And we Canadians wouldn't surrender if you guys tried to conquer us we have the entire commonwealth on our side its in both mutual interest to let each other be. i know this guy is joking but this is just directed at those that take this guy seriously.
The guy makes a legitimate argument towards the end of the video but his use of stereotypes simply displays his own ignorance. You can make a point without mocking people. And I'm still trying to understand his criticism of Canadians for their use of...electronics? Uhh..irrelevant? Try something else that is actually related to what you tried to prove.
@Willywonka1455 let's just get his straight for the record, not one time in this video is he mocking people, he is mocking Canadians, there is a big difference fella !
@eques101 I am saying that you are the only ones that contemplate it. no other country has ever thought of the very idea of invading Canada, and certainty hasn't mentioned it other than Americans. the absurdity of this idea that America protects Canada from countries that would otherwise invade it is an American fantasy.
the very fact that americans bring up that tired argument of "Canada only exists because America allows it to exist." is proof that Americans are the only ones who have ever considered invading Canada.
I certainly don't hate americans. But I will say that I have experienced american prejudice. It is subtle and consists mostly of "America is better than Canada" rhetoric. Many were not content just to extol the redeeming and admirable qualities of their own nation, but also had to enforce just how inadequate, backwards and mediocre other countries were. In turn they extolled their own states as being far superior to all others. Something Utah people seem to do alot of.
This clip is based off a false premise. Foreigners don't dislike America because of products we make anymore then people dislike the Nazis for creating Volkswagen Beetle, first manned rocket, and modern sewer treatment facilities. They dislike US foreign policy of using military force to intervene in other countries. The US has troops in 75 different countries and over 730 military bases throughout the world. What other country has had as much of a military interventionist policy as the US?
Hey, America is awesome. Ya, steven is a bit dramatic, but he is right. I have never been to Canada, but we deal with the same thing here in the Sweet Land of Liberty. If you dont like America, just get out! If Cubans and Mexicans are literally dying to get in here, let them take your place! This guy next to me says that in every country he has been in, thy say Americans are fat and love money. Ignorance, Ignorance, and more Ignorance.
@SpartanAOK First of all, "America" is a term that has been named to identify all of the so-called "New World" (which encompasses Mexico as you have incorrectly shown). Most present day Cubans are not "trying to get in here". You confusing decades. And the reason that poor Latin American immigrants wish to come to the United States is to look for a better life after the rise of market neo liberalism which has led to continued underdevelopment of Latin American nation states.
if your gonna imitate us Canadians do it right. wear a canadien jersey (canucks FTW) and get yourself some molson or Budweiser. if your gonna wear a toque at least let it be snowy. come on!! if your gonna make fun of us do it right so that its still funny!!!
Actually, all of those neat electronic products are now Chinese. That's result of corporate greed. To be fair, the freight trains north of the border are also laden with China Shipping land sea containers.
I am American and have been to many parts of Canada (and the world) and always love it..I do not get any shit from anybody.I believe any developed country has some greatness and something they could be admired for.But if a Canadian called me stupid and fat I would really have to laugh because our people are so much alike.And I could always bring up my long stay in Nova Scotia
Actually buddy, you are the one stereotyping. I might add it was a Canadian who invented the light bulb and sold it to Thomas Edison. Also it was a Canadian who invented the telephone (from which cell phones came way after) and as you watch the television, I hope you enjoy the film colourization...oh also invented by a Canadian. So please, don't get all high and mighty on us.
Here is my justification for why i have a some in why people think canada is the best place ever: Have you ever seen one of those maps that shows all of the lights in North America from space? If you look closely and have a mild grasp of geography you will see that most of the lights in Canada are along the U.S. border. If we suck so much why not go further north?
yes america in a war would be able to take over ottawain a day but wait unitl all of europe and the canadian resistance comes along and beats the crap out of you
is he making us all look like drunks....i thought that was ireland...note also crowder love ur videos but man ripping on canada wont get u super far with people....also note i have good friends who r american...either way watch what u rip on
@jj101630star But if you have lived in Canada you do realize that hating America is not only accepted in Canada, but promoted. I hear anti-american jokes about 3-5 times a week. Its VERY common and its wrong. We think its horrible to make jokes about anyone else, its considered rude, but making fun of the States is fun? Your just another ignorant Canadian..and as much as the US is mocked for being stupid there are as many stupid Canadians.
2:03 - nice way of showing again why most people hate americans lol just saying
if it was from all the money america is spending on military vehicules and weapons , the trainning in canada is actually superior to the us one. so bassicly , "taking over easily"? ....i dont think so. but sure , they would go with the pussy way - nukes. Typical
and right there , im not hating on americans , just the dumb one.
@mic7reaper i agree with u if they decided to wage war with us theyd use nothing but nukes...then theyd send there army to mop up the mess and well theyd end up in a battle with everyone whos left screaming THIS IS CANADAAAAA at them...but still theyd use nukes such a waste of time..BTW if they hit anywhere near toronto theyd lose detroit to though not much of a loss there....Note i only hold resentment to americans who bash canadians i have many friends who r america
@mic7reaper@mic7reaper hahah when people think of great/strong military they think of countries like the U.S.A, China, Russia, And Israel, no one says canada
@mic7reaper ....i really don't think that ONE canadian soldier could "win" against 3-4 U.S. soldiers. i mean think about what your are saying its 3 to 1 ya 3 to freakin 1
America conquer Canada? You tried, you failed. You also failed in Vietnam, Somalia, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
America is like Rome, they did alot right, and alot wrong. To blind yourself for the sake of 'go team' is to ignore your mistakes and hasten your downfall.
Canada and the USA are both great countries. They share the longest border in the world; global siblings. Point being: demonizing the USA, as well as Canada, is simple-minded and outright wrong.
Sure Farnsworth invented the CRT, but who invented the television? Another point, maybe Canadians are anti-American because in US TV shows Canadians are always shown as stupid hicks who say "ay" all the the time. I love American personally, but I also think Canada is a great country.
@jj101630star attacking? this is defending people not attacking. the only people it would be attacking are the idiots who don't realize how bad things would be without america
English and french are the official languages, the ONLY place in this country where you might not be taken kindly to speaking English would be Quebec... and guess what? they speak french... not spanish. soo maybe before you post your completely false statements, you should actually learn about what your talking about.
@trifulquita15 Well Gee, that's weird, I don't speak any of those languages yet EVERY person I've come across in Quebec can speak English. According to the 2006 census, about 1 Million QUebers state English as their official speaking language. Nearly 4 million Quebecers are bilingual, french and english.
In case you haven't noticed, Steven loves to talk about America's problems. That's what the majority of his videos are. So try taking a look at his other material before you go making false assumptions.
@blahmehblah1 electricity, light bulb, nike, microwave/instant popcorn, cell phone, The tv, and tv shows mentioned, The Ipod, and both groups mentioned were ALL American. You should perhaps look into facts before spouting bullshit. It's usually the best way to go.
@daPlumber702 Electricity is not an invention you idiot; t is a force of nature; the Egyptions were around the first peoples to discover it.
The Light bulb was created by the British, an English man came up with the conceptual idea and a Scotsman created it, and then another English man got it patented
Nike is very much American
I believe the Microwave was patented in America firstly
I don't know who told you that the Television was an American invention, it is very very very Scottish
-Without a lot of people from many countries we MIGHT be living in the dark. Franklin is someone who helped develop electricity, but is by no means "the guy"
-Edison didn't invent the light bulb
I don't know about the other stuff, but I imagine if you were to do some actual research and not just believe everything you read in your american text book of propaganda you may find that those people did not invent those things.
In the words of you, you should learn to look things up.
@blahmehblah1 Saying that without one the other wouldn't have existed is a cop out and completely invalidates your entire argument, seeing as how you're ignoring the real point and making your own to argue against.
He didn't say the Tellephone did he? He said the cell phone didn't he? And you already admitted he was right there... so moving on.
Having said that you also already said you're wrong in the case of the ipod.
And the first shoe was never brought up in the video either
Damn. If America didn't have any problems at all, you would know, because there wouldn't be retards like this one spewing chauvinistic irrelevant nonsense all over your pc screen. Grow up, Crowder. Do something else in life, instead of trying to make your country and its actions look good like a desperate kid. America has it's pros, but also it's cons. Live with it.
@surredneck66 My insults are legitimate. The only thing he can do is spewing republican chauvinistic nonsense while slandering other countries and people for no other reason than to cover up for America's own problems. And the worst thing is that he's not even funny.
@surredneck66 My insults are legitimate. The only thing he can do is spewing republican chauvinistic nonsense while slandering other countries and people for no other reason than to cover up for America's own problems. And the worst thing is that he's not even funny.
@surredneck66 My insults are legitimate. The only thing he can do is spewing republican chauvinistic nonsense while slandering other countries and people for no other reason than to cover up for America's own problems. And the worst thing is that he's not even funny.
@Beartit69 I think it is you that loves Crowder, you troll his videos. If you hate him, DON'T WATCH. I am sure Crowder did not make these videos for you.
@HaggenPagan26 I don't watch his videos, they make me hurl. I mute my computer so I don't have it hear his pathetic attempts at humor. I will, however, comment on them and the people that believe his bullshit. Big difference.
@HaggenPagan26 I have listened to his videos., they are mostly anecdotal, opinion or lies. I'm here to set the record straight. Calling ma troll won't change that. But thanks for your another one of your 'opinions' as well. Now run away, Stevie boys' waiting to be serviced by you.
@Revolt2010 wow that is harsh if you think Americans are so bad you should take a look at your self. wanting to kill and lessen your fellow man just because of the country they live in. Is this is how you act every time ever you there is some one you don't like? The fact that you would say this to someone who has not harmed anyone makes YOU the "ignorant disgusting piece of subhuman shit."
First off, Crowder, US tried to take Canada. US lost. Secondly, you realize that if you were to attack Canada, the country invented peace keeping within the United Nations, the US wouldn't walk out of it alive. Sure, the US would have the upper hand at first, but any mutual allies between our countries would turn on you. Europe would turn on you. The middle east would aid Canada. Asia would aid Canada. You'd be fighting the world, Crowder. Not Canada.
Trust me, the first ones who would have to defend your asses in a possible invasion would in fact be Canada. Oh Steven Steven...like a kid, so naive. Ask a Canadian air force pilot how many interceptions they make every year. What do you intercept? Crocodiles from getting into your sewers and eventually reaching your cracks while you take a crap?
Hey, Steve the Canadians bit as true are they may be are not really understood by American because most Americans do not really come in contact with Canadians are a daily basis.
America vs Canada is kinda like Australia vs New Zealand. We take the piss out of each other, but we're still friends in the end :) Well, friends unless they beat us at football or cricket.
I like America, but the only thing that bugs me about Americans is that whole "this is the greatest country on Earth" claim. It really isn't. It's okay to be a patriot but don't be a blind patriot.
I don't think we are the greatest Country on Earth. We have our flaws. Our Government is slowly becoming corrupt making me start to lose all faith in America and am planning on moving to Japan. BUT we do have the good parts too...We can do some things others can't do?...I guess... uhhh...We can say whatever we want...Kinda I mean we still can get tazed...WELL WE USED TO BE ABLE TO SAY WHATEVER! :D America is really going down hill now...*lives there siiigh*
Don't you just love multiple citizenship people who spit in the face of the country where they are from. I wonder when he gets his Israeli citizenship if he will be making these kind of videos about the United States. lol
@niksarass we eventually were pushed out by the (british) army not canadians, and before that we actually did conquer both ontario and ottowa, both razed to the ground and under your logic, most of the middle east should apologise to the jews, britain should apologise to the acadians(french canadians), japan to china
@landofthebravefull "most of the middle east should apologise to the jews, britain should apologise to the acadians(french canadians), japan to china "
@landofthebravefull The question is not if they do or if they don't, the question is that this silly fuck finds another way to discredit barack obama and his apologizes on behalf of the american people so i answered him that giving apologise for one past errors is a good way to look more credible and less arrogant to the eyes of the world, which is quite needed by the USA imo.
Americans got their whitehouse burned in 1812 by the canadians nomatter if canada was british or not, is irrelevant
well, just want to say two things. #1 i know a lot of americans and they are good people, and i know some bad too. I, being canadian, know a lot of dick heads that are canadian too. The idiots that argue about this are the dick heads of both countries. #2 some people say canada could never invade the states, but we already have a long while back and burned the white house or something like that. Plus, with the amount of trucks and resources from canada. We've invaded in a good way. :D
You don't invade us because you're kind? What would you do? Install a democracy? Take our resources which we already give you tons of? Canada is the US's number 1 oil exporter, we provide more than 40% of your countries oil that helps power your tanks and Apache helicopters as you invade countries halfway around the world.
@ElBarto3131 The hypothetical was placed after an invasion had already happened. Were they to invade, we would merely have to cut off supplies.
Further, there's been talk recently about slowing trade with the US now because of their current debt situation. They may take it as a reason to invade, but they're not in the financial position to stage a war with Canada. Not to mention that we are under no obligation to supply a country that cannot pay for our product.
most of americans are intelligent but ignorant. Nationnal geographic (whos from usa) made some test to know the knowledge for the people in different university in 6 different countries and the one who had the most rate of failed test was the americans. ignorance is a really big problem in usa. i think its because of ignorance that rascism exist in america
Ask random Canadians how many states make up Mexico, name four of them, when Mexico gained its independence, name one Mexican scientist, one Mexican music group, and who their current leader is and nearly all Canadians will fail. So would would most Americans, but the difference is Canadians get a pass for their stupidity where as Americans are considered "ignorant." Complete the test by asking random questions concerning science, history and math and again Canadians will again fail miserably.
@JohnQRandom umm u fail. When it comes to education math science and reading canadians finished 3rd, while america finished 14th. Source - OECD PISA Database. Thats where the "ignorant" comes in. You obviously did not do any research before posting canadians would fail questions concerning science, math, and history. Thanks for proving everyones point! Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!
@umm u fail. I am very well aware of PISA scores, the controversy that surrounds them and how well the US does when they are adjusted for poverty. When it comes to education in math and science it's Canada's foreign born students or those who have foreign born parents achieve much higher grades than Canadians who come from non-immigrant families. Thanks for proving MY point. Now ask random Canadians what the difference is between an element and a mineral and they know, just as you don't.
@JohnQRandom minerals are made up of elements genius, everything is made up of elements. Ever heard of this cool thing called the periodic table? Maybe they dont offer chemistry in america. Probably why americans score so poorly on the PISA tests.
Sweetheart, you obviously googled it, I wasn't born yesterday. In any case, I congratulate you on your effort to educate yourself further so I'm not going to hold it against you. Now try answer basic scientific questions when the internet isn't at your finger tips. ; )
@JohnQRandom lol chemistry is manditory when you take any life science course, in Canada anyways. It wasn't even a good question, i think by 8 most children know what an element is. You were probbly thinking vitamins and minerals, like from cartoon cereal commercials you watch!!!!! I love know-it-alls like though.
"we are so great... we're not even conquering you"
DidierPilon 1 day ago
American politics is what i poke holes at as a Canadian... A two party system will always fail simply because it creates an "us vs. them" mentality... Left versus right, liberal versus conservative, pro racism versus anti racism. Multiple parties allow for mutliple ideas equalling less chance of idiotic or ever changing policies.
HumpDeBump100 1 day ago
@HumpDeBump100 so do you like communism?
toughpinoy 1 day ago
Nike is not made in the states.
tristan9812 6 days ago
watch?v=PGs94TM-lRg
Proud Canadian!
pelly1995 6 days ago
idiot... haha
Tenorsaxplaya77 1 week ago
I've nailed aht irriates me most about this guy. He over emphasises everything so much to 'sign-post' that his humour. The approach appear to be "get your voice loud enough so it doesn't quite reach a shout so your audience can recognise your are delivering you act, because they are not intelligent enough to understand subtlety or dry wit"
DRDFOX 2 weeks ago
I don't normally agree with this guy, but everything in this video is true. America is a great nation that should o not apologise for what it (I am not American BTW) It has flaws like any nation and in some thinds as well as having the best examples it has some of the wrost exmaples, But being a bigger more powerful country makes it easier for others to focus on faults and exagerate them. The sum of the good in the USA far ourweighs these things anyway.
DRDFOX 2 weeks ago
and yet we don't own china anything while you fucking racist retards owe china who know how much money because your worthless kind can't stop wasting money
TrueBlueCanuck 2 weeks ago
@TrueBlueCanuck umad Canadafag? You're a joke, along with your "Country".
TheFounderOfNothing 1 week ago
@TheFounderOfNothing Why would Canadians be mad? Our debt to GDP ratio is 1/3 yours.
MadHabber93 1 week ago
@MadHabber93 you seem to be under the impression that I give a fuck? You say that statement like it is applying to me, and that it should hold up some sort of importance to it.
TheFounderOfNothing 1 week ago
@TheFounderOfNothing Ignorance is bliss dipshit.
MadHabber93 1 week ago
@MadHabber93 just stop already.
TheFounderOfNothing 1 week ago
@TheFounderOfNothing You keep replying. I thought you didn't give a fuck?? Kisses.
MadHabber93 1 week ago
My best friend is married to a Canadian woman. I love her but I do raz her about it. Funny thing is like your mom she is very vocal about illegal immigration as her and my best have been married for like 6 years and they have a daughter and a son yet she is still not a U.S. citizen because the process takes so long. On top of that they have spent 1,000s of dollars also in the process to get her citizenship. However she is a little more visceral than I about the issue and I am a staunch Rwinger:)
GZUS96 2 weeks ago
je suis grand gross, ....hey !
halloranedward 2 weeks ago
And if you want canadians to take you seriously, maybe NOT threatening to take over land is a great start...
okokwegetit22 2 weeks ago
read up on your history. you have tried to take over (invade) canada but you have failed but canadians burned down your white house. so HA
TheScottKonar 2 weeks ago
@TheScottKonar wrong, the BRITISH defended Canada AND sacked Washington
landofthebravefull 2 weeks ago
@TheScottKonar Canada was still part of Britain, plus by the time we were pushed back from Canada, we already burned ontario
landofthebravefull 2 weeks ago
@TheScottKonar that stupid dumb ass it was britian canada is a joke and would fall apart if they had to have there own army not the sorry 120,000 that they have and almost all there arms are sold to them by us at a discount so go away with your dumb ass if we wanted canada we could take it in a month.And the cops are called mounties lol
ugotcatfish 2 weeks ago
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UH if they tried to take over Canada, the countries within the United Nations would back Canada up. It would literally be a WW3 with everyone against the states. Canada has far better international relations than the U.S by a long shot. The U.S tried to take it once, and they failed miserably sooo good luck.Politicians and canadas banking system can be a model for the states to follow so they don't put the world in jeapordy again with another recession. I'm sorry but it's true...
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oh yeah uh well try enjoying your pants without zippers oh I went there that's right. And we Canadians wouldn't surrender if you guys tried to conquer us we have the entire commonwealth on our side its in both mutual interest to let each other be. i know this guy is joking but this is just directed at those that take this guy seriously.
swat105 2 weeks ago
The guy makes a legitimate argument towards the end of the video but his use of stereotypes simply displays his own ignorance. You can make a point without mocking people. And I'm still trying to understand his criticism of Canadians for their use of...electronics? Uhh..irrelevant? Try something else that is actually related to what you tried to prove.
Willywonka1455 2 weeks ago
@Willywonka1455 let's just get his straight for the record, not one time in this video is he mocking people, he is mocking Canadians, there is a big difference fella !
halloranedward 2 weeks ago
haha this guy's awesome
hibideh 3 weeks ago
@eques101 I am saying that you are the only ones that contemplate it. no other country has ever thought of the very idea of invading Canada, and certainty hasn't mentioned it other than Americans. the absurdity of this idea that America protects Canada from countries that would otherwise invade it is an American fantasy.
conday1990 3 weeks ago
the very fact that americans bring up that tired argument of "Canada only exists because America allows it to exist." is proof that Americans are the only ones who have ever considered invading Canada.
conday1990 3 weeks ago
@conday1990 when did we EVER consider taking Canada?
eques101 3 weeks ago
america cant take over canada cause we will be riding our polar bears and killing u with our hockey sticks
sweetpresidentmatt 4 weeks ago
@sweetpresidentmatt And we'd be in our tanks blowing you up.
eques101 3 weeks ago
Canada is a great country, but america is nothing more than Canada's Mexico. We're gone have to build a fence to keep you pesky americans out.
studolf 1 month ago
I am extremeley proud of my country just very dis-appointed in our "leader"
blkonig1 1 month ago
I certainly don't hate americans. But I will say that I have experienced american prejudice. It is subtle and consists mostly of "America is better than Canada" rhetoric. Many were not content just to extol the redeeming and admirable qualities of their own nation, but also had to enforce just how inadequate, backwards and mediocre other countries were. In turn they extolled their own states as being far superior to all others. Something Utah people seem to do alot of.
TheYgds 1 month ago
ok i know you were just targeting Canadians who are the douche bags they say America is but don't make fun of our military
6oobs 1 month ago
This clip is based off a false premise. Foreigners don't dislike America because of products we make anymore then people dislike the Nazis for creating Volkswagen Beetle, first manned rocket, and modern sewer treatment facilities. They dislike US foreign policy of using military force to intervene in other countries. The US has troops in 75 different countries and over 730 military bases throughout the world. What other country has had as much of a military interventionist policy as the US?
Amblue35 1 month ago
@Amblue35 Ditto. This guy is an idiot.
Willywonka1455 2 weeks ago
Hey, America is awesome. Ya, steven is a bit dramatic, but he is right. I have never been to Canada, but we deal with the same thing here in the Sweet Land of Liberty. If you dont like America, just get out! If Cubans and Mexicans are literally dying to get in here, let them take your place! This guy next to me says that in every country he has been in, thy say Americans are fat and love money. Ignorance, Ignorance, and more Ignorance.
SpartanAOK 1 month ago
@SpartanAOK First of all, "America" is a term that has been named to identify all of the so-called "New World" (which encompasses Mexico as you have incorrectly shown). Most present day Cubans are not "trying to get in here". You confusing decades. And the reason that poor Latin American immigrants wish to come to the United States is to look for a better life after the rise of market neo liberalism which has led to continued underdevelopment of Latin American nation states.
Willywonka1455 2 weeks ago
if your gonna imitate us Canadians do it right. wear a canadien jersey (canucks FTW) and get yourself some molson or Budweiser. if your gonna wear a toque at least let it be snowy. come on!! if your gonna make fun of us do it right so that its still funny!!!
EH?
B0bRox 1 month ago
Ps. you suck at imitating us Canadians, eh.
SarahAileen95 1 month ago
i thought your freaking head was going to snap off when you were talking... question. do you get whiplash often?
SarahAileen95 1 month ago
Actually, all of those neat electronic products are now Chinese. That's result of corporate greed. To be fair, the freight trains north of the border are also laden with China Shipping land sea containers.
jeanjuanful1 2 months ago
I am American and have been to many parts of Canada (and the world) and always love it..I do not get any shit from anybody.I believe any developed country has some greatness and something they could be admired for.But if a Canadian called me stupid and fat I would really have to laugh because our people are so much alike.And I could always bring up my long stay in Nova Scotia
AnonaThetan 2 months ago
No one in Canada drinks labatt blue
NorStarReviews 2 months ago
Actually buddy, you are the one stereotyping. I might add it was a Canadian who invented the light bulb and sold it to Thomas Edison. Also it was a Canadian who invented the telephone (from which cell phones came way after) and as you watch the television, I hope you enjoy the film colourization...oh also invented by a Canadian. So please, don't get all high and mighty on us.
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okaynow100 2 months ago
Love U.S and I am fine with Canada, end of discussion? .. Sadly not likely.
TheBeatlesCom 2 months ago
Here is my justification for why i have a some in why people think canada is the best place ever: Have you ever seen one of those maps that shows all of the lights in North America from space? If you look closely and have a mild grasp of geography you will see that most of the lights in Canada are along the U.S. border. If we suck so much why not go further north?
Skidmarkish 2 months ago
yes america in a war would be able to take over ottawain a day but wait unitl all of europe and the canadian resistance comes along and beats the crap out of you
superimperial007 2 months ago
@jj101630star start at 0:19 and actually listen
Quigs10190 2 months ago
im proud of america but definetely not obama
tylerguitar17 2 months ago in playlist Liked 9
is he making us all look like drunks....i thought that was ireland...note also crowder love ur videos but man ripping on canada wont get u super far with people....also note i have good friends who r american...either way watch what u rip on
tylanol7 2 months ago
@jj101630star But if you have lived in Canada you do realize that hating America is not only accepted in Canada, but promoted. I hear anti-american jokes about 3-5 times a week. Its VERY common and its wrong. We think its horrible to make jokes about anyone else, its considered rude, but making fun of the States is fun? Your just another ignorant Canadian..and as much as the US is mocked for being stupid there are as many stupid Canadians.
55Freya 2 months ago
2:03 - nice way of showing again why most people hate americans lol just saying
if it was from all the money america is spending on military vehicules and weapons , the trainning in canada is actually superior to the us one. so bassicly , "taking over easily"? ....i dont think so. but sure , they would go with the pussy way - nukes. Typical
and right there , im not hating on americans , just the dumb one.
mic7reaper 2 months ago
@mic7reaper i agree with u if they decided to wage war with us theyd use nothing but nukes...then theyd send there army to mop up the mess and well theyd end up in a battle with everyone whos left screaming THIS IS CANADAAAAA at them...but still theyd use nukes such a waste of time..BTW if they hit anywhere near toronto theyd lose detroit to though not much of a loss there....Note i only hold resentment to americans who bash canadians i have many friends who r america
tylanol7 2 months ago
@mic7reaper are you actually stupid enough to think that Canada has a military that could even some what challenge the U.S.A??
texas3310 2 months ago
@texas3310 lol dude , a single CA soldier could take one 3-4 us soldier and win. give them all the same weapons and the winning side is easy to guess.
there is alot of stuff out here that proven CA force to be superior in both training and shooting.
mic7reaper 2 months ago
@mic7reaper @mic7reaper hahah when people think of great/strong military they think of countries like the U.S.A, China, Russia, And Israel, no one says canada
texas3310 2 months ago
@mic7reaper ....i really don't think that ONE canadian soldier could "win" against 3-4 U.S. soldiers. i mean think about what your are saying its 3 to 1 ya 3 to freakin 1
Skidmarkish 2 months ago
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Skidmarkish 2 months ago
America conquer Canada? You tried, you failed. You also failed in Vietnam, Somalia, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
America is like Rome, they did alot right, and alot wrong. To blind yourself for the sake of 'go team' is to ignore your mistakes and hasten your downfall.
jordan567890 2 months ago 2
I'm Canadian and I always agreed with what you're saying.
Except for the last part..
macdaddylorenzo 2 months ago
Canada and the USA are both great countries. They share the longest border in the world; global siblings. Point being: demonizing the USA, as well as Canada, is simple-minded and outright wrong.
123322321 2 months ago 11
@123322321 Agreed.
55Freya 2 months ago
Sure Farnsworth invented the CRT, but who invented the television? Another point, maybe Canadians are anti-American because in US TV shows Canadians are always shown as stupid hicks who say "ay" all the the time. I love American personally, but I also think Canada is a great country.
in3x 2 months ago
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America is the greatest country in the world
thunderupfan 3 months ago
@jj101630star attacking? this is defending people not attacking. the only people it would be attacking are the idiots who don't realize how bad things would be without america
4everUSNavy 3 months ago
lmao no man canadas the best ;)
miiniie7 3 months ago
Love the ending XD
obankobi 3 months ago
Why the hell would I be proud of my country?
johnnyboy2537 3 months ago
Quebec is much more anti american than any other part of Canada
tharemedybeats 3 months ago
@tharemedybeats since americans always bash people that talk french. then again (not trying an asshole) but america started it all.
mic7reaper 2 months ago
@ Odizzido-Lol!
@StevenCrowder
<3 your French accent. :D
msj4d3 3 months ago in playlist Liked
i'm so glad this dumbass motherfucker doesn't live in Canada anymore ew ew ewww
Rozzebella 3 months ago
I live in Canada, most people here speak English as a second language, in fact some people here think speaking English is racist.
Por eso ahora solo hablo espanol
trifulquita15 3 months ago
@trifulquita15 Umm, most people speak English as their first language, by a LARGE margin in Canada.
MadHabber93 3 months ago
@MadHabber93 Im a Canadian, I dont speak English, sorry. No entiendo
trifulquita15 3 months ago
@trifulquita15 Yeah, sure you don't.
MadHabber93 3 months ago
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SuperCardNal 3 months ago
English and french are the official languages, the ONLY place in this country where you might not be taken kindly to speaking English would be Quebec... and guess what? they speak french... not spanish. soo maybe before you post your completely false statements, you should actually learn about what your talking about.
SuperCardNal 3 months ago
@SuperCardNal Latinos in Quebec speak french or spanish, muslims speaks french or arab. No english in Quebec
trifulquita15 3 months ago
@trifulquita15 Well Gee, that's weird, I don't speak any of those languages yet EVERY person I've come across in Quebec can speak English. According to the 2006 census, about 1 Million QUebers state English as their official speaking language. Nearly 4 million Quebecers are bilingual, french and english.
MadHabber93 3 months ago
In case you haven't noticed, Steven loves to talk about America's problems. That's what the majority of his videos are. So try taking a look at his other material before you go making false assumptions.
1234REEB1234 4 months ago
A lot of the inventions you named in your predictable joke, weren't American inventions
blahmehblah1 4 months ago
@blahmehblah1 electricity, light bulb, nike, microwave/instant popcorn, cell phone, The tv, and tv shows mentioned, The Ipod, and both groups mentioned were ALL American. You should perhaps look into facts before spouting bullshit. It's usually the best way to go.
daPlumber702 4 months ago
@daPlumber702 Electricity is not an invention you idiot; t is a force of nature; the Egyptions were around the first peoples to discover it.
The Light bulb was created by the British, an English man came up with the conceptual idea and a Scotsman created it, and then another English man got it patented
Nike is very much American
I believe the Microwave was patented in America firstly
I don't know who told you that the Television was an American invention, it is very very very Scottish
blahmehblah1 4 months ago
@blahmehblah1
Without Franklin you'd be living in the dark.
Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.
Nike is american and the first shoe ever was never mentioned in the video numbnuts.
first microwave invented by percy spencer (american)
first TV invented by Philo Farnsworth an american from utah.
You should learn to look things up.
daPlumber702 3 months ago
@daPlumber702
-Without a lot of people from many countries we MIGHT be living in the dark. Franklin is someone who helped develop electricity, but is by no means "the guy"
-Edison didn't invent the light bulb
I don't know about the other stuff, but I imagine if you were to do some actual research and not just believe everything you read in your american text book of propaganda you may find that those people did not invent those things.
In the words of you, you should learn to look things up.
odizzido 3 months ago
@daPlumber702 The telephone was either invented by an Italian or an Englishman, Alexander Graham Bell (this is often disputed)
neither were American though.
and America was barely a country when it was invented. Without the telephone, Moble Phones/ Cellphones would have never existed
But an American did invent the cellphone, yes
The first Walkman was developed by a Japanese man, without this device, the Ipod would never have come to fruition
The oldest known shoe was found in Armenia
blahmehblah1 4 months ago
@blahmehblah1 Saying that without one the other wouldn't have existed is a cop out and completely invalidates your entire argument, seeing as how you're ignoring the real point and making your own to argue against.
He didn't say the Tellephone did he? He said the cell phone didn't he? And you already admitted he was right there... so moving on.
Having said that you also already said you're wrong in the case of the ipod.
And the first shoe was never brought up in the video either
fail fail
daPlumber702 3 months ago
@daPlumber702 I checked my facts, thanks for the advice
blahmehblah1 4 months ago
@blahmehblah1 You obviously didn't.
daPlumber702 4 months ago
@daPlumber702 Prove me wrong
blahmehblah1 4 months ago
@blahmehblah1 already did buckaroo.
daPlumber702 3 months ago
"Take off hoser!" lol
critter505 4 months ago
that was not directed to the vid just to the guy below me
lilcody720023395 4 months ago
go fuck ur selfs
sweetpresidentmatt 4 months ago
@sweetpresidentmatt fucks u too buddy
lilcody720023395 4 months ago
Umm most country American folk like me don't care at all about politics we just git r done and like canadiens aye
tylerguitar17 4 months ago
Rebuttal:
/watch?v=qAVnEC8c8e4
xsdrew19 4 months ago
Damn. If America didn't have any problems at all, you would know, because there wouldn't be retards like this one spewing chauvinistic irrelevant nonsense all over your pc screen. Grow up, Crowder. Do something else in life, instead of trying to make your country and its actions look good like a desperate kid. America has it's pros, but also it's cons. Live with it.
thatsmyrail 4 months ago
@thatsmyrail you are a typical liberal you have no legitimate argument so you resort to mindless personnel insults
surredneck66 4 months ago
@surredneck66 My insults are legitimate. The only thing he can do is spewing republican chauvinistic nonsense while slandering other countries and people for no other reason than to cover up for America's own problems. And the worst thing is that he's not even funny.
thatsmyrail 4 months ago
@surredneck66 My insults are legitimate. The only thing he can do is spewing republican chauvinistic nonsense while slandering other countries and people for no other reason than to cover up for America's own problems. And the worst thing is that he's not even funny.
thatsmyrail 4 months ago
@surredneck66 My insults are legitimate. The only thing he can do is spewing republican chauvinistic nonsense while slandering other countries and people for no other reason than to cover up for America's own problems. And the worst thing is that he's not even funny.
thatsmyrail 4 months ago
Proud to be American. Don't give a fuck what Canadians or Europeans think. I couldn't care less.
HaggenPagan26 4 months ago
@HaggenPagan26 If you don't care, then why are you posting? Ooops, I forgot, Crowder's your butt buddy.
Beartit69 4 months ago
@Beartit69 I think Crowder is smarter than you on his worst day, than you are on your best day.
HaggenPagan26 4 months ago
@HaggenPagan26 Awwww, isn't that cute, you're sticking up for your boyfriend.
Crowder is a hack comedian, a hack wanna be right wing pundit, and is extremely unfunny.
He can speak french though. Good for him. Must be coming handy for him in L.A.
Beartit69 4 months ago
@Beartit69 I think it is you that loves Crowder, you troll his videos. If you hate him, DON'T WATCH. I am sure Crowder did not make these videos for you.
HaggenPagan26 4 months ago
@HaggenPagan26 I don't watch his videos, they make me hurl. I mute my computer so I don't have it hear his pathetic attempts at humor. I will, however, comment on them and the people that believe his bullshit. Big difference.
Beartit69 4 months ago
@Beartit69 So you don't listen to his videos. You just troll his channels to try and engage people in Arguments? TROLL!
HaggenPagan26 4 months ago
@HaggenPagan26 I have listened to his videos., they are mostly anecdotal, opinion or lies. I'm here to set the record straight. Calling ma troll won't change that. But thanks for your another one of your 'opinions' as well. Now run away, Stevie boys' waiting to be serviced by you.
Beartit69 4 months ago
@Beartit69 THEN DON"T WATCH HIS VIDEOS TROLLLLLLLL!!!!!
HaggenPagan26 4 months ago
fuck this guy hes dumb as hell thumbs down
number4asshoIe 5 months ago
America sucks you massive dump!!
vapourphaze 5 months ago
I wish I could slit your throat and then piss on your corpse, you ignorant disgusting piece of subhuman shit. Stop wasting my oxygen.
Revolt2010 5 months ago
@Revolt2010 wow that is harsh if you think Americans are so bad you should take a look at your self. wanting to kill and lessen your fellow man just because of the country they live in. Is this is how you act every time ever you there is some one you don't like? The fact that you would say this to someone who has not harmed anyone makes YOU the "ignorant disgusting piece of subhuman shit."
surredneck66 4 months ago
First off, Crowder, US tried to take Canada. US lost. Secondly, you realize that if you were to attack Canada, the country invented peace keeping within the United Nations, the US wouldn't walk out of it alive. Sure, the US would have the upper hand at first, but any mutual allies between our countries would turn on you. Europe would turn on you. The middle east would aid Canada. Asia would aid Canada. You'd be fighting the world, Crowder. Not Canada.
Davin404 5 months ago
lets just raise the stereotype ceiling 1 trillion insults more
flipnoteLucario 5 months ago
"sees the french guy."
Ahhhh, I see what you did there!
MrBeesness 5 months ago
Kanuckistan ha ha ha haaaa you funny hosers
theopposer666 5 months ago
at least our economy hasn't gone to shit....yet.
conday1990 5 months ago
You make Canada look so stupid. Thanks eh?
paperclipfrenzy 5 months ago
ummmm. Mcdonald's mean anything?
zandramanic 5 months ago
@zandramanic They have MCDonalds in the UK and Canada I believe.
MetalSights 5 months ago
Trust me, the first ones who would have to defend your asses in a possible invasion would in fact be Canada. Oh Steven Steven...like a kid, so naive. Ask a Canadian air force pilot how many interceptions they make every year. What do you intercept? Crocodiles from getting into your sewers and eventually reaching your cracks while you take a crap?
VonManavis 5 months ago
first of all if americans attacked canada, america would be fucked becuz canada has more allies
79kade 5 months ago
@79kade Dude Canada is in NATO. So is the US. The UN headquarters is IN THE UNITED STATES.
MetalSights 5 months ago
obama is fuck head and sucks camel cock
79kade 5 months ago
Cell phone is a european invention u dumb fuck
79kade 5 months ago
@79kade It's an israeli invention. Troll.
bebeard17 5 months ago
Canadian beer SUCKS!!
CeeKayz0rz 5 months ago
@CeeKayz0rz The scale of alcoholic content when it comes to beer is fairly simple:
European beer
Australian beer
Canadian beer
Canadian tap water
Canadian spring water
Oxygen
American beer
Davin404 5 months ago
Hey, Steve the Canadians bit as true are they may be are not really understood by American because most Americans do not really come in contact with Canadians are a daily basis.
Armornone 6 months ago
'murikuh
ArmedOkie 6 months ago
Go Canada!
rolingpingu 6 months ago
Screw Obama's Apologies. Get him outta here. Well said Steven.
rickbruner 6 months ago
greatest nation on earth america ftw
tmleefm1475 6 months ago
America vs Canada is kinda like Australia vs New Zealand. We take the piss out of each other, but we're still friends in the end :) Well, friends unless they beat us at football or cricket.
I like America, but the only thing that bugs me about Americans is that whole "this is the greatest country on Earth" claim. It really isn't. It's okay to be a patriot but don't be a blind patriot.
rickth81 6 months ago
@rickth81
I don't think we are the greatest Country on Earth. We have our flaws. Our Government is slowly becoming corrupt making me start to lose all faith in America and am planning on moving to Japan. BUT we do have the good parts too...We can do some things others can't do?...I guess... uhhh...We can say whatever we want...Kinda I mean we still can get tazed...WELL WE USED TO BE ABLE TO SAY WHATEVER! :D America is really going down hill now...*lives there siiigh*
XSouthXNightX 6 months ago
Im not proud of this country, but im shure as hell not apoligetic.
B1GKeenthefirst 6 months ago
Don't you just love multiple citizenship people who spit in the face of the country where they are from. I wonder when he gets his Israeli citizenship if he will be making these kind of videos about the United States. lol
attemptingtobehumble 6 months ago
@stevencrowder
Ok so you make a video to denunciate stereotypes by using stupid steroetypes into it?
Say me you are feeling smart, please.
And now one last thing. If the french were surrenderers, USA wouldn't exist.
OUCH fatass redneck
niksarass 6 months ago
My god steven your so stupid. "If we wanted to take canada we would have taken it. But we dont want"
You don't remember how you got asskicked trying to take canada in 1812?
You are verifying one of the anti-american stereotypes there dude...You don't know history of your own country.
And giving apologize for what your country has done wrong in the past isn't a bad thing, at least make your country look a little less arrogant
niksarass 6 months ago
@niksarass Canada had Great Britain on their side. Great Britain was powerful back then.
FierceIcePaladin 6 months ago
@niksarass But you guys did beat America
FierceIcePaladin 6 months ago
@niksarass we eventually were pushed out by the (british) army not canadians, and before that we actually did conquer both ontario and ottowa, both razed to the ground and under your logic, most of the middle east should apologise to the jews, britain should apologise to the acadians(french canadians), japan to china
landofthebravefull 6 months ago
@landofthebravefull "most of the middle east should apologise to the jews, britain should apologise to the acadians(french canadians), japan to china "
Obviously they should. Why not?
niksarass 6 months ago
@niksarass but do they? or any say any thing Related to it?
landofthebravefull 5 months ago
@landofthebravefull The question is not if they do or if they don't, the question is that this silly fuck finds another way to discredit barack obama and his apologizes on behalf of the american people so i answered him that giving apologise for one past errors is a good way to look more credible and less arrogant to the eyes of the world, which is quite needed by the USA imo.
Americans got their whitehouse burned in 1812 by the canadians nomatter if canada was british or not, is irrelevant
niksarass 5 months ago
s.a.t tests idiot
shadowscythe56 6 months ago
well, just want to say two things. #1 i know a lot of americans and they are good people, and i know some bad too. I, being canadian, know a lot of dick heads that are canadian too. The idiots that argue about this are the dick heads of both countries. #2 some people say canada could never invade the states, but we already have a long while back and burned the white house or something like that. Plus, with the amount of trucks and resources from canada. We've invaded in a good way. :D
will77537 6 months ago
You don't invade us because you're kind? What would you do? Install a democracy? Take our resources which we already give you tons of? Canada is the US's number 1 oil exporter, we provide more than 40% of your countries oil that helps power your tanks and Apache helicopters as you invade countries halfway around the world.
ElBarto3131 6 months ago
@ElBarto3131 Well said. Best tactic is to cut off supplies, and well... Uh... We already own their supplies.
Davin404 5 months ago
@Davin404
We can't cut off supplies to the US because of NAFTA. They can say "Give us more oil" and we can't say no. Cut off supplies and they invade us.
ElBarto3131 5 months ago
@ElBarto3131 The hypothetical was placed after an invasion had already happened. Were they to invade, we would merely have to cut off supplies.
Further, there's been talk recently about slowing trade with the US now because of their current debt situation. They may take it as a reason to invade, but they're not in the financial position to stage a war with Canada. Not to mention that we are under no obligation to supply a country that cannot pay for our product.
Davin404 5 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Freelancer581 7 months ago
Haha the picture you're drawing of Canada seems a lot like my fellow Germans/Europeans to me.
YouTumult 7 months ago
all that shit thats made in China, not america, while drinking canadian beer!?!?! Take it like taking Iraq!?!? This guys a tool
lordrazr 7 months ago
@lordrazr yeahh....
bluezone28 7 months ago
most of americans are intelligent but ignorant. Nationnal geographic (whos from usa) made some test to know the knowledge for the people in different university in 6 different countries and the one who had the most rate of failed test was the americans. ignorance is a really big problem in usa. i think its because of ignorance that rascism exist in america
bluezone28 7 months ago
Ask random Canadians how many states make up Mexico, name four of them, when Mexico gained its independence, name one Mexican scientist, one Mexican music group, and who their current leader is and nearly all Canadians will fail. So would would most Americans, but the difference is Canadians get a pass for their stupidity where as Americans are considered "ignorant." Complete the test by asking random questions concerning science, history and math and again Canadians will again fail miserably.
JohnQRandom 7 months ago
@JohnQRandom i dont think so....
bluezone28 7 months ago
@bluezone28
I KNOW so. (and so do you.)
JohnQRandom 7 months ago
@JohnQRandom maybe we will fail but not has the american
bluezone28 7 months ago
@bluezone28
"maybe we will fail but not has the american"
Not sure what you mean by this, but you may in fact be one of the foreign born Canadians I'm talking about.
JohnQRandom 7 months ago
@JohnQRandom umm u fail. When it comes to education math science and reading canadians finished 3rd, while america finished 14th. Source - OECD PISA Database. Thats where the "ignorant" comes in. You obviously did not do any research before posting canadians would fail questions concerning science, math, and history. Thanks for proving everyones point! Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!
lordrazr 7 months ago
@umm u fail. I am very well aware of PISA scores, the controversy that surrounds them and how well the US does when they are adjusted for poverty. When it comes to education in math and science it's Canada's foreign born students or those who have foreign born parents achieve much higher grades than Canadians who come from non-immigrant families. Thanks for proving MY point. Now ask random Canadians what the difference is between an element and a mineral and they know, just as you don't.
JohnQRandom 7 months ago
@JohnQRandom minerals are made up of elements genius, everything is made up of elements. Ever heard of this cool thing called the periodic table? Maybe they dont offer chemistry in america. Probably why americans score so poorly on the PISA tests.
lordrazr 7 months ago
@lordrazr
Sweetheart, you obviously googled it, I wasn't born yesterday. In any case, I congratulate you on your effort to educate yourself further so I'm not going to hold it against you. Now try answer basic scientific questions when the internet isn't at your finger tips. ; )
JohnQRandom 7 months ago
@JohnQRandom lol chemistry is manditory when you take any life science course, in Canada anyways. It wasn't even a good question, i think by 8 most children know what an element is. You were probbly thinking vitamins and minerals, like from cartoon cereal commercials you watch!!!!! I love know-it-alls like though.
lordrazr 6 months ago