Chris Crocker - Hairate.

[KDellzkeepsitreal]

LMFAO.

Teach me hairate.

[AlliEbeanSx]

he's been whippin his hair longer than willow smith. she stole that.

[laptoplover101]

O_O

[brooklea98]

try judo. its awesome!!

[elementx16]

holy shit

I really don't want to fight with you Chris

[MissJillyy]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

[judithkent111]

Hairrraatteee...

[xGummiBearr]

@Dahbomb98

You bonehead straight guys are no better than gays cuz guess what.. You're BOTH people! =^O Imagine that!

[maghankt]

I LITERALY LOVE YOU CHRIS LMAOO. I CRY EVERY DAY OF LAUGHTER BY WATCHING YRUR VIDS AHAHAHA plus my birthday is one day before yurs ;) ahaha xx

[Darkssexslave]

Op! To fucking late! Just to let you know that there is NO SUCH FUCKING THING!!! What an idiot! your family must be embarrassed to know you!

[uchihafan3150]

W.....T......F

[AgileTablet]

requesting a close-up of the sweet portrait in the background

[Emily3271998]

wtf are you doin man?!?!?!?! are you smoking something?

[neverbackdown48]

Dumbass............. Lmao

[blackintent]

funnnnyyy :D

[mrquizzler]

Lol wth chris

[xLadiiKx]

OMG what are you doin?? lmao

[taj913]

yo whip yo hair back and forth, yo whip yo hair back and forth

[taj913]

no offence senor crocker, i think its pronounced hairatay. no offence intended sir. my apologies!

[07smileykylie]

me n my friends do this all the time!!! hoo shwah!!!

[KaVaLWolrdWarrior]

0:37 i whipp my hair back i whip my hair back in forth!!

[seang695]

Thats called being a twaaaaat

[3lmotm]

- xDDDD!

[Shexgawd]

You should find a new hobby that involves killing yourself.

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@Shexgawd You would actually tell someone to kill themselves over a video, you are the most immature troll I've seen in a while. Grow up and put some big boy pants on.

[iKaTThy]

@Shexgawd bitch.

[swearingpandaz]

@Shexgawd Dude take a joke

[saveoursouls924]

@Shexgawd And you should find a hobby that involves a little "accident..." Hmm, seems like we won't be getting what we want.

[sincladutch]

Are you totally fucked

[gmoneygunite]

soo clever , funny, stupid . and i love it ....u made my day chris. get at : )...hairateeeee!!!!

[emo141000]

omg uv gotta love this guy xxxx

[seang695]

This is no longer a joke chris when i find i am not joking I AM GOING TO KILL AND YOUR FAMILY.

[vidguy100]

WOW. I just dont get why you dont want people to think of you as a fool, but you Just act like such a dumb shit. I agree with you MsKitty19371

[VoiceItAloud]

lmao Awesome Chris!! I love it! I may add it to my morning riual. haha

[ItsBurkeYo]

I whip my hair back and forth.

[RJCoppess98]

I would whip u in the face with my hair HAIRATE dumbnut!!!

[rudylebanese]

chris crocker u r mad fuckin wierdo

[NintendoDimension]

chris: I whip my hair back and forth

[xogiaaaox]

that made my day lol

[MsRLV]

HOOSHWAH

[kayla98gentry]

wow :)

[Houdye]

idiot

[TheKim45403]

nice pic in the background. did u know u were gay then when u had a mullet lol

[joshjohnsonswifey]

Lmfao. YOu're a goofball. You must've been pretty damn bored lol.

[cbragg09]

This is hilarious!! I love it

[Skullwannabe]

what color is your hair really?

[MsCrzyBoy]

hahahahaha

[ampgirl12]

dude u look like bruno

[H2OFreakk]

this is my favorite video evvvver

[Z4ft3yPin]

"HAIRATE" has made u a even more fool than ever!

[TVSkunky]

Where have you been you ask? The Meth House.

[Emily3271998]

@TVSkunky lol true he sound like hes on crack or something

[iluvsketch97]

i hope u get whiplash

[sgirl2233]

no that's "hairography."

[shikamaruboy]

dude i like love u so much u r so cool and funny call me if u like 678 446 9777 i love u but i wouldnt go out with u becaue ur gay

[Michael87Jackson]

umm what?

[clockwise7]

XD unbelievable ! freaking funny

[MrSweetlife92]

yes ur weird we get it

[ClareBear12ErinSoup]

Look, there's a picture of him in the backround! Awww when he was a normal little girl, just like justin bieber :)

[Makaru55218]

...that's really stupid.

[jeskaDM]

You are fucking weird.!!

[FFChpiopaliamaxh15]

hahahha

[crtaylor9]

i miss the old hair style he had 2 years back.

[thekillerwhoisback]

yo iz ur head fallin off

[ebtcnt]

I like the older ones too...but you're still a riot! Love it! I can be in the worst mood and pop on a few of these videos and I'm good to go! Thanks Chris!

[KillahofKourse]

I wish u wuda snapped ur neck u fukin butt pirate

[TashaRenee12290]

L M A O XD chris you crack me up!

[chulonkuro]

what an idiot! damn fool!

[PrinceT2007]

dude you have to be some kind of high... no offense!

[lolkid876]

lol that picture in the backgroung is him before he became whatever he is now. ='(

[Syfofunk]

L  O L

[raverrach183]

hahaha love it

[Feshe911]

lol wow kid

[HolyFire1717]

well,at least this isnt TOTALY crazy...

[ihartnickjerryjonas]

I now take you for and even BIGGER fool actually

[DesotoMia]

R U an alein??

[ni1046]

sucks :S

[Cinnamonroll4569]

he would look cute if he didnt have that blond long hair on his head hehe funny vid

[monkeybabe628]

What the fuck!! Ahahahahah!!!! I love this!

[morganpluslia]

I wanna learn "hairate

[ClythiaMystica]

hairateeee!! OMG!!!!

[MyUTubegirl]

yeah you can!!!:D

[nouraba791]

nice job ;) no one will ever take you for a fool

awesome hair

[STARSmb3224]

haha :P nice. i'm trying to learn it to. though i'm afraid my hair ain't long enough yet :<. but i swear i'll learn it when it grows larger :P

[Edesxo]

wait.. wait so, you DONT want to be taken for a fool.. ?

[majokralik]

hushuaaaa :D

loooool

[laddijoker]

omq i love chrisz ! yu the best

[messycooldude21]

@laddijoker omg i hate u!u the worst

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@messycooldude21 ...Why?

[laddijoker]

@messycooldude21 why lol

[Stuart33Little]

lmfao

[Boyos10]

kaoxoxo,

you can stop copy/pasting that comment now o.o

[kbreezybaby09]

LMAO

[KiiSSM3BiiT3M3]

LOL UR So FUNNy

[kaoxoxo]

everyone who hates on chris in the comments, then if u dont like him, stop watching his videos! i happen to fucking love him and what he preaches! so go fuck off u losers!

[1BloodyValentine1]

Nice moves Chris!

[irizloveztherock23]

Vouge

[andyncfcgetshypedup]

What a fucking sadsack he is..

[ykifle]

i think the sadsack is you because you sit and watch videos that you hate so much.

[Amortentia26]

headbanging \m/

[ebeyoncex123]

HIII YAA!

[OmgYeaItsME]

damn bro your gna break your neck lmao!

[HunterEMO6]

hairate=head banging, 

duh lol

[CottonCandySammyXD]

Wtf? lol

[tatu1000000]

looks like sommit just craweld up ur arse then crawled back out and u had a tantrum because you wanted to stay up your arse :)

[mrsedwardcullenmasen]

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[jmnyellow]

no longer a fool yea right haha!

[candy2178]

is that real?

[dayah17]

Hairatuuuhh.

[littlequeen64]

I think hes awesome........

[ItsKareBabe]

wow...all HE'S doing is slapping his hair

[mattbigbangflx]

is he serious in his videos cause i am very thinking that hes retard

[rawrxryanxrocks]

I'm thinking that you're retarded. You can't spell, and you obviously aren't getting the joke.

[Soesii]

Hahahaha you're a genious.

[gracierawrr]

your hair is so awesome in this video, rofl. :)

[blackcat682]

I cracked up so hard when I first saw this. My friend Shannon showed it to me

[VadimDubois]

Chris Crocker is one crazy sumumabitch!

[wippleandie]

chris you are really handsome... you look like aaron carter.. but thats not a problem ur also pretty as a girl

[nikiluvsu11]

Omg! Wierdo! Haha

[EJF09]

oh god i'm laughing so fuckin hard!!! LOL

[simmybunny]

hahah

[Dude0096]

i think thats a britney spears doll in the background on the table, behind the picture of that girl

[Eeecl23]

what the fuck

[JonasParamoreForever]

"love"

that's all there is to say . <3

[Ouchies101]

ahahaaaa funny stuff chris :) i'm cracking up. hairateee.

[fishstickssss]

I'm cracking up!

[furbsmom]

damn your crazy chris.........LOL

[KauKwazy]

You know, you really know how to make a girl laugh... Whether you mean to or not.

I personally would like to believe you don't ACTUALLY believe have the shit that comes out of your mouth and you are simply mocking those who ACTUALLY think that, but I'm not sure myself. But it's videos like this that make me think you're smarter than others see you, meaning you're just fucking around. =D <3

[MadManArt]

I would get dizzy doing that, lol! Oh Chris, you're awesome. From the old videos to the new. <3333

[TheMarkofevil]

hes not funny anymore

[Msloverlybaudelaire]

LMAO WTF?! I LOVE THIS!

[SADOFFICIAL15]

i love your older videos better than your new ones:)

[mrsedwardcullenmasen]

@SADOFFICIAL15 me too!!!

[CarlaYuna]

@SADOFFICIAL15 omg i sooo agree!!!!

[TheEmosk8rchick]

retard i hope you get whiplash from doing hairate

[AnthonyKanow]

i love his hair in this video

[EMOtristinlee]

what a shame to karate tsk tsk tsk

and plus ur hair is just greasy and ugly

[Priscilla149]

LOL this is one of my favorite videos :D

[morganandboze]

ya ok i could sooo still take you for a FOOL plus why dont you start with karate b4 u start makin up this bull S**T about  "hairate" B***H

[SandyPrincessPatty]

what are u like a black belt in HAIRATEE ?( i love the way u say that)

i am so jealouss, i dont have ur skills, im like a yellow belt or something... or yellow headband... or whatever u get in HAIRATEEE!

[inxsroxsmysoxs8892]

1:04-1:10 so funny

[gunnerlala]

you're too in love with your hair

[Deoxys867]

lolz

[DOAer]

Your Hirate skills are amazing. Hone them more, and you will be hecka lethal. More lethal than you are now.

[XxfallenbehindxX]

Ha ha ha.

[yanpan16]

um... ok..

[moosen2]

you are the Queen of the Flamers

[wigen69]

OMG ur are the best movie makers ive ever seen.

[dancergurl1852]

ur freakin insane dude

[amandabb07]

i wish he would brake his neck when he swings it around..

[jdwheeler699]

Maybe that is why you are so goffy...because you spin your head around causeing your brain to mash up to your skull! lol Wow I just love you

[IronMarshmallow]

hahah. clever

[mikejr879]

lol

[CrazySpazFeeds]

indian prick

[FullmetalFanatic333]

Oooh, I get it. Because it's hair. I get it, I get it.

[loza1010]

lol hes so wierd and funny. its hilarious how he says hairate. lol he makes me laugh

[20liljessica08]

one wordd

Frrrreeeeeekkkkkk

[kaitlyn11514]

doesn't ur hair get to messy!!!:P i'm going to shit my pants lmao

[pepedicha]

oh hair ate oh hahaha oh hes so funny and male he could kick chuck norris in the ass, haha oh oh my got i shit my pants!! haha oh cris make the increidble joke stop im running outta shit, and remember if i was your father id go up the himalayan mountains swallow a grenade jump in the highest peak cut my fucking neck and shoot me in the head

[xoxsince1993xox]

lol so silly its great

[clementinelindt]

you're awsome...

[armondmarke]

lmfaoooooooooooo

[invinciblu]

i will still make fun of u even if u do learn karate i could crush u with one hand. no really i broke one of them.

[CyberHarpie666]

so funny! i love you Chris!

[gigglybubble]

oh i get it! hair-ate!! but did he smell his armpit at the end?

[hazzzerr]

you have way too much time on your hands...

[MarkyP1984]

I don't like this video :( I love Chris, though.

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

"I can no longer be takin for a fool".. lmao, this stupid ass lame!

[miniproductions19]

if you making fun of japenese people you can just BURN!!!!cuz dey is smater than yo ass!!

[jessyxboo]

hehehehehhahahahah =]

[sostupid20000]

do what you beleive!!!

[timewellwasted6]

did u smack that fly yet???? ...... wait now, no? how bout now? wait now u got a headache lmao make him stop make him stop!

[cristihergen]

your hair is so flippen cool

[joticama4]

hahahahaha, this is so awesome!

[BobTheFknBuilder]

Lmfao, you make me happy.

I watched this when I was sad.

And I was all.

< Gigggle. ;

" YAYYYY!!!!

Chris made me happy."

Chris is amazing.

[CarolinaGirl1229]

what the hell is wrong with him

[1stGoldRecord]

LMAO wow, ima get some hairate lessons now