"I'm gonna do a lot of bad things.... ." This scene had me in stitches and is my favorite one in the film. Jody Hill should do a film based on "Mike McCallister". I think it would be hilarious!
yea right, 5 % actually made it to blackbelt. getting blackbelt of taekwondo and karate is as easy as jogging. all you need is do it for 2 years and pay the instructor on time.
@yuenj01 Are you serious man? 2 years to get a Black belt in Karate? Maybe Taekwondo, but not Karate, Its going to take me 7 Years to get my black belt in Shotokan, and if it only takes you 2 years to get a black belt, then your fucked against a real black belt, because you DONT even have a black belt, they call those Mcdojos, because any asshole can go in and out fast with a black belt, TKD is a joke now, so I wouldnt be surprised if you could get a black belt in it in 2 years though.
@onthewingshot This kind of bullshit is why karate studios and anything of that sort are losing business; Its nonsense. You learn the moves, then you get tested and from that test you will get your RANK in that particular skill. TKD is a compilation of perfecting your technique and summon it by will, and then define by competition. But its all lost because some asshole instructors wants you to keep paying his rent for 7 years. This movie shows the scams that they really are
@WallyWadeMovies, hahaha no. My instructor doesnt have any ripoff price, and it takes 7 years to get a blackbelt in a REAL martial art, because you learn the technique at white belt, and basic katas, and in yellow and up you learn more advanced katas and greater power. In case you didnt know, you have to keep practicing katas because they give you muscle memory, and you wont have to think in a fight, youll just do. Also, TKD has some pretty stupid useless acrobatic kicks. Jus' sayin.
you guys ever had sex?
Snake20 1 week ago
double hockey sticks= L L
waiausk8er 4 weeks ago
Lets break some cement
McGobstopper 1 month ago
lol this dude has wicked date rape face
daveclarkfurther 2 months ago
Great film so funny ending a lil sad I thought
danzinnyman 2 months ago
Simmons -"why don't you go ahead and buckle up." Mike- "no thank you." bahaha what a badass, seatbelts are for pussies in his world!
agkistrodoncrotalus 2 months ago
"and we both trained under mr. powers"
hmm......wonder what mr. powers first name would be.........
MrC343 3 months ago
@MrC343 Roy Powers
megafaded69 1 month ago
Mike Mcallister could Destroy Chuck the Truck in a Fight !
MrRiddla420 3 months ago
this was such a great movie
SaulMeyersz 3 months ago
Lmao.
tatsujinMasurao 4 months ago
julio is priceless in the whole movie
PatTheAnchor 4 months ago
Lol, I guess he doesn't believe in seat belts either
Malithrax 4 months ago
fuck yes
joelitohugs101 8 months ago
1% didn't learn something !
neros77 8 months ago
whats the name of this song
kingkid1998 8 months ago
@kingkid1998 i dont know you tell i like it alotttt
LanesAccount 7 months ago
go ahead and buckle up
no thank you
Lordmode 9 months ago 8
lets break some cement
jdiscount 9 months ago
jody hill also wrote the footfisway
at420huntside 9 months ago
jody hill wrote the movie
at420huntside 9 months ago
this dude wrote east bound!!awesome!!
owwwkinky 9 months ago
"When we get back, nobody's gonna taddle.... right Julio?" LOL!
xChiefRunningWater 10 months ago 2
If I would break bricks with my hand....
5%...5% of my body would hurt.
1%...1% of my bones would be broken.
Mask23232 10 months ago
more like mike molester.
aswjr92 10 months ago 2
funnniest movie
LTgFUNK24 11 months ago
jody hill's hair is amazing
jeepinsane87and89 11 months ago
Why don't you go ahead and buckle up? "No Thanks". LOL
eightohhthree 11 months ago
isnt mike mcalister a real person
123hutchman 11 months ago
@123hutchman he is!
blueeyesandmudpies 9 months ago
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blueeyesandmudpies 9 months ago
god I love this type of humor in movies..
MoneyR8 1 year ago 2
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0ceed192 1 year ago
hahah H E Double hockey sticks !!!
wreckx50 1 year ago
Love the way the bored kid just snaps to attention when he stands up
facecycle 1 year ago
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T3chyo 1 year ago
did anyone else think it was Sacha Baren Coen from the still used before you click the video?
theFonzSaysSitOnit 1 year ago
@theFonzSaysSitOnit Yes! totally :P
brandonrhythmix1 1 year ago
@theFonzSaysSitOnit haha i totally did
themikemartinez 1 year ago
I didn't know Jody could act as well, he's hilarious.
TimCollinsATL 1 year ago
@TimCollinsATL He's also in the second to last episode of season 2 of Eastbound and down
xXTrue 1 year ago
"I'm gonna do a lot of bad things.... ." This scene had me in stitches and is my favorite one in the film. Jody Hill should do a film based on "Mike McCallister". I think it would be hilarious!
chingao415 1 year ago
i cant imagine sitting down and writing the script for this scene
sexyserbomuffin 1 year ago
julio looks like a little gabriel inglesias
canudigit97 1 year ago
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"right julio?" lol
3664242 1 year ago
"righ julio?" lol
3664242 1 year ago
when he says mr powers is he referring to Kenny Powers
MrAjrobertson 1 year ago
"why don't you buckle up", "no thank you"
moneywagon100 1 year ago
Lowe how everyone gives Julio such a hard time in this movie lol
demonicBerith 1 year ago
beecuz we are ready to get the HE two hot sticks outa here
matthewdoa 1 year ago
greadest underground indiemovie
SirhcRekrap 1 year ago
hahahahaha lmao. nice twist kick
Jehuty989 1 year ago
i watched this movie stoned and when this guy came up i was freaked out a little by his face and hair
MizClash 1 year ago
The people in this film are loosely "based" off real TA TKD martial artists. I'm not dropping names, but I am aware of who they allegedly are.
If I'm not mistaken, Jody Hill was a student of one of them (that is why you see real TKD technique)
Just enjoy the clip and stop the blah blah about what is or isn't a martial art and what is better etc.
Certain things work for certain people. Enjoy whatever style you like and train hard. Again enjoy this clip as this movie is so awesome.
SuburbanShinobi 1 year ago 4
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SuburbanShinobi 1 year ago
Haha the best is when they play his weird ass band's music in the car
TheBackOfTheBoat 1 year ago
is Mike really a black belt in real life, he's pretty damn convincing based on the kicking he does in the move ;p
Donatello97 1 year ago
@Donatello97 Must be, his mid section twisting kick is pretty good
asterix187 1 year ago
Yea, good luck getting a black belt in 2 years, thats only possible in a Mcdojo.
onthewingshot 1 year ago
yea right, 5 % actually made it to blackbelt. getting blackbelt of taekwondo and karate is as easy as jogging. all you need is do it for 2 years and pay the instructor on time.
yuenj01 1 year ago
@yuenj01 Are you serious man? 2 years to get a Black belt in Karate? Maybe Taekwondo, but not Karate, Its going to take me 7 Years to get my black belt in Shotokan, and if it only takes you 2 years to get a black belt, then your fucked against a real black belt, because you DONT even have a black belt, they call those Mcdojos, because any asshole can go in and out fast with a black belt, TKD is a joke now, so I wouldnt be surprised if you could get a black belt in it in 2 years though.
onthewingshot 1 year ago
@onthewingshot This kind of bullshit is why karate studios and anything of that sort are losing business; Its nonsense. You learn the moves, then you get tested and from that test you will get your RANK in that particular skill. TKD is a compilation of perfecting your technique and summon it by will, and then define by competition. But its all lost because some asshole instructors wants you to keep paying his rent for 7 years. This movie shows the scams that they really are
WallyWadeMovies 1 year ago
@WallyWadeMovies, hahaha no. My instructor doesnt have any ripoff price, and it takes 7 years to get a blackbelt in a REAL martial art, because you learn the technique at white belt, and basic katas, and in yellow and up you learn more advanced katas and greater power. In case you didnt know, you have to keep practicing katas because they give you muscle memory, and you wont have to think in a fight, youll just do. Also, TKD has some pretty stupid useless acrobatic kicks. Jus' sayin.
onthewingshot 1 year ago
@WallyWadeMovies Wow. wait a moment, is that the sound of a troll? Yea. it is
onthewingshot 1 year ago
Love the Hwaorang Music!
Stunr99 1 year ago
im about to live my life. u can't fuckn stop me...
rongravy 1 year ago
he's soooo my fav thing about this movie
boomber23 1 year ago
lololol "go ahead and buckle up" "no thank you"
3664242 1 year ago 2
I remember watching 1:52 for the first time and cracking up in horror, wishing he wasn't saying that.
Thunderholt2 1 year ago
Your teacher tries to date students? Your teacher brought you along to stalk his girlfriend? Did you land a flying side kick into a guitar player?
victorrain 1 year ago
Is he channeling Neo from "The Matrix"?
immagonnarockayoua 2 years ago
Whats the song when hes breaking the boards
ch1ngons1mon 2 years ago
"Mike's Theme" by Pyramid. I think the song was made just for the movie soundtrack.
immagonnarockayoua 2 years ago
five, five percent
Rampage88 2 years ago 2
I'm a fifth degree but I don't believe in belts
ghostface216 2 years ago 41
@ghostface216 You're a faggot who doesn't believe in sex with women.
leave12 1 year ago
@ghostface216 this is why i don't wear seatbelts either.
rongravy 1 year ago
Ok guys, buckle up.
No thank you. ROFL
Lith333 2 years ago 5
lol you guys ever had sex?
RedrumSyndrum 2 years ago 35
How about you've had enough julio
MrGobBluth 2 years ago
Lets break some cement
TheBraddock11 2 years ago
5, 5 %.
JolanPyland 2 years ago
this movie rules, it is the funniest comedy in quite some time
gettothechoppa007 2 years ago
lol not today julio
Ohitsjustpip 2 years ago 2
holy shit i loved this scene.
t587z 2 years ago 2