The Vicar Of Dibley- End Jokes 2

[AdeSanni]

where is the headless joke?

[TrueScar]

Where's the bird one?

[anchorman87]

where's the one with David instead of Alice?

[TheQueen4music]

Santa one is the best! LOL!

[FantasmaLuna]

God, I miss this show!

[caz760]

@FantasmaLuna its always on , gold

[FantasmaLuna]

@caz760 I know, but they're reruns. They're officially done making new episodes, especially now that Gerry's married.

[anabrans]

I just LOVE Dawns laughter :D :D

[balmaiden1]

LOL

[sam8110]

You missed my favourite joke!!! About Inflatable boy in inflatable school!

[EvertonFC95]

the best one has to be the one where theres a book on the table theyre sitting at and she gets up swings at alice with it and as she does it goes off and you just here a massive thwack lol

[nacht98]

number 4 for me is the best one:)

[amzmonstr]

Da iawn Rhys :)

[pollyross]

Emma Chambers = Alice = Genius!!!

[bunkerbear1]

MAKE MORE DIBLEYS PLSSSSSS DAWN LOVE U HUGS XXXXXXXX

[bunkerbear1]

MAKE MORE DIBLEYS PLSSSSSS DAWN LOVE U HUGS XXXXXXX

[way2cool4schoolgirl]

Somebody had to do it!

[justaguyfriend]

You're missing at least 3 jokes. The one with David instead of Alice, the one with the bubble boy, and the one she tells with her accountant husband in the room.

[terilM2]

4 people are homosexual rapers

[EggieMeggieX]

oh alice... we love you!

[moneybags1972]

...poor geraldine...

[animalluva227]

alice jost makes u cringe when she makes that remark about the sticky joke

lolxxxxx

~whats sometimes red, sometimes greeny grey, sometimes white, and sometimes sticky~

~sorry about this alice (wack)~ lol <3 alice

[MrBerrillProductions]

@tigershark132 Knocked out! :P

[sashashikaamali37]

Try to flirt and meet Asian women online lushfmlk.info

[yootmannt]

Oh sod off Alice!

[HoppyNinja]

Oh gosh this made my day XD

[Jess140594]

my family and friends call me Alice....

LOl

and that OJ joke, ive never understood, until now, im so chuffed i get it :')

[sian0151]

@Jess140594 me too i dont get superman one

[Jess140594]

@sian0151 oh well: wonder woman is laid naked on a roof legs apart- basically spread out. Super man flies down (to have sex with her) but when he gets off and flies away, wonder woman wants to know what it was that just happened, the invisible man says 'i dont know but it hurt a lot', because he was having sex with wonder woman, and super man gave the invisible man anal sex.

get it??? its a dirty one that.......

[StarscreamLuke]

6:36 “Sorry about this Alice” *Thwack* “Don't care if I do have to go to jail, somebody had to do It.”

Surprised Geraldine didn't do that sooner ha ha.

[frannyiscool]

hahaha love the superman joke<3

[odeonphile]

Thank you for posting those Rhys - both 1 and 2 :-) But you missed the best one - the "shredded tweet" joke! Any chance of posting that one too?

[ambassadorDR]

i love when alice tell she is not a joke! hahahah

[zaftra]

got a crush on Emma chambers.

[disconouvo]

thankyou Rhys

[jcgalad]

Low fat communion wafer - hilarious!!!

[RichardColum]

great laugh

[amywilsonxxxx]

ahha:L!

[sheogorath19]

loooove nr 2

[Tentiez]

"I don't know, because you see, a joke is meant to be a play on words, or a witticism, or a comic juxtaposition of dispirit ideas to provoke a spontaneous explosion of laughter. So what you told me can't have been a joke... 'cause I didn't laugh..."

XD

[alexkrycek21]

I think the third joke has the best ever reaction from Alice.

[MrSweetlife92]

this is just hilarious.. too funny

[PeridotFairy]

4th is best joke ever

[kathHenderson]

oh god, number 5! I tried telling that one to my mum, it's been 4 years and she still doesn't entirely get it

We drew diagrams, pulled out dictionary, annunciated it... everything but nope. She never did understand... my mother is Alice...

[CraiglesBagels]

Goodbye Vicar...

The ending of Number 2 and 4 make me laugh so hard

[iveanitch]

whats brown and sticky......anal

[jnsash003]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Only if you're doing it wrong.

[rainymayse]

the 4th one is my all time fav and the very last one

[rainymayse]

i love alice she is so funny i love the very last joke ever told on vicar of dibley :) so funny i love the vicar of dibley seen the whole series twice now

[xxxLotBotxxx]

"Oh sod off Alice!!"

<3 <3 I love aliceee <3

[Britty1995]

OMG Alice is such an idiot!

i love the vicar's reaction in the last one lmao

[JaydenExpelliarmus]

hahah i love Dawn French's laugh in the first one. it reminds me of the reporter girl from Futurama. :)

[PedroJoseCarreira]

Love them two! LOL

[NinjaSushiiiii]

LOL "i might have met the invisible man.. i wouldnt know. ..He's invisible."

<3 aliceee XD

"Prude. =|"

[xAfroxSpectaculox]

I love Alice's reaction to the Superman joke

[dinghmm]

Possibly the best line of the series... "it can't have been a joke, because I didnt laugh.. at all."

[SAAW1172]

Alice is thick, yet some of the things she says are clever- it's just the context that makes them not....

[HannahJayneDee]

haha im not eating that no way...not if its been up santa's arse i love alice she is so funny

[horsy97]

OMG Alice is amazing

no one can be so thick and soo funny at te same time like her

[SpoofDancer]

i love what allice says in number 2, hahaha. spontaneous eplosion of laughter. lol.

[cameronboy18]

you missed quite a few out.

[grandadrichards]

The best thing about the jokes is allices reaction

[juliepopper18]

i know right

[jibliiblioos]

No.4 cracks me up :)

[Asprothecat]

I love how Richard Armitage patronizes Alice in the final episode.

[Eev1s]

I feel so sorry for the translators. Forexample the sticky-joke doesn't work in any other language..

heh, the superman joke is great:D

[NastySulk]

hahaha "to save us from satan's power which is you"

[BEfanUK]

the jokes are funny, but what makes them is alice. her reactions are priceless.

[Saturn25k]

wonder women hhahahahah sorry but that is funny :D

[Saturn25k]

I'm not eatin it no way!!!!

[Saturn25k]

or a comic juxtaposition of desperate ideas to provote a spontanius explosion of laughter XD

[malibu4me]

I'm not eatin it no way, not if its been up santa's arse!!! genius!

[tomsou99]

lol no.2,no.3,no.4 were the best

i cant beleive its not jesus, and alices reaction to the superman joke were the best

[HSMdutchFan]

john....?

[gigglek8]

this is hilarious

[thedoctorwho07]

"a joke is meant to be a play on words. Or a witisism. Or a comic juxtaposition of desperate ideas to provote a spontanius explosion of laughter.

So what you just told me can't be a joke....because I didn't laugh"

that makes me burst out laughing EVERY single time I hear it!

[macctiger]

lol

[thisisbonkers]

LOl "i cant belive its not jesus"

[Asprothecat]

I can't believe it's not I can't believe it's not Jesus

[westhamboy2008]

Whats brown and sticky?? IDK. A stick. No a stick isnt sticky and there not always brown either!! HILARIOUS!!!

[Groover38]

"Sorry alice, but I have to do this" -WHAP!-

that was really funneh!

[almightyspud]

lol that superman one joke is hilarious!!! love alice's reaction though!!

[darkhero156]

lol vicar you sould be asmead brgin mean to 2 supers heros

[Holly0o0h]

OMG!!!! They were hilarious, whats the fucking matter with you christians and good tv these days,

The super man one was just pure jenious

[ilovecloud26]

I'm a strong Christan and I love this show! So funny XD

[JamesHeal2]

LMFAO!

[Sweatyo7]

haha the superman one did it for me, bloody hilarious lololololol!! gotta love vicar of dibley, thanks for the post!

[gorgeoussinginggirl]

not at his precious son who he sent to die for us. that's blasphemous

[ilovecloud26]

oh come on I'm a Christan too and I think this show is funny! God does too probably.

[charlespeterwatson]

If He thinks it was funny, why did He let it end?

[rhyshuw1]

Gosh- Where's your sense of humour? Even "God" himself probably has one!!

[mousegal112]

alice can be SUCH an idiot. whichever actress plays her does it well.

lol love all the jokes specially the superman one

[rhyshuw1]

It's Emma Chambers

[hannahdfanning23rd]

I love the way she is not amused by any of the jokes....even if the vicar tels her what they mean she just has to be sensable about it......ha ha

[ellendegeneres26]

whats brown and sticky... A STICK!! hahha

[biscuitbiterla]

love all these jokes!! especially the superman one LOL

[pipala1984]

LOVE these jokes!!

[MileyFreak97]

LOL OF THE SUPERMAN JOKE!

[Jessthegurl1192]

i love the superman joke its rare!!!

[Asprothecat]

I don't understand that joke.

[Jessthegurl1192]

weell superman has thought he's just had sex with wonderwoman but he really f***ed the invisible man without knowin it. lmao

[MrsPither]

I can't believe it's not Jesus! ROFL!

[xSarahsLilFirebug]

Simple Alice. lol

hehe

[orianadreams]

Emma Chambers is hilarious!

[Thegodofhats]

I love the "I can't believe it's not Jesus" bit!