F**K Kersal Massive

[DnBking88]

Some thick guys thinking this is genuine and not a joke, retards

[deeveyboy]

@DnBking88 s called irony... RETARD!

[gfitz85]

what is this crap?

[michabentoby]

"I'll bang ya mam out" had me in stiches and I'm not sure why O.o

[lemanoftheruss]

Simply........amazing satire at its best 

[Aathron]

this never gets old!

[JimmyTheSkeleton]

genius

[ClawlessReaver]

an advertisement for abortion...

[mallpunk182]

This is some of the funniest shit i've seen on youtube xD this song is amazing

[creeball]

if anybody seen that kersal massive vid "on the bus wiv me day sayvaaaah" then u u should be creasing right now!

[mrwhippy40]

think some of you guys may be missing the subtle irony of this piece...

[mrwhippy40]

think some of you guys may be missing the subtle irony of this piece...

[iSUKKER]

LOOOL THIS IS SHIT MATE!

[BboyFiZiX]

"what does C stand for? Claire?" BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! XD

[zimmy81]

THE funniest thing ive ever seen on yoo-toob, if this dont make ya laff then you need happy pills

[TheRippingCorpse]

Ace!

[adzMsouth]

1:08 i'll bang your fuckin dad ooooouuuuuuut lmfao

[rosscore]

Die in a fire...I hope to God this is a joke. Even then, it's not funny.

[carlsykes6]

i love this song. I think a huge credit is owed to AZANDBO for pulling off chav mentality PERFECTLY. BRRRRRAP !

[kersakid]

LOL

[BenMan1231]

Fucking lousy ass bitches, fail.

[heyakirstyjane]

haha

[ryanthelion234]

is it just me or does this sound like devvo and all his mates?

[carlsykes6]

HA HA HA HA HA! fantastic. meks me fucking chuckle when i'm chonging

[1blondietuco1]

please tell me this is a joke.....if theyre bein serious its just as chavvy as the kersal massive

[RSFanDomo]

@1blondietuco1 tbh, they're much better, but still pretty shit.

[chubbylegend]

Best Answer Vid Ever

[djliamm]

lovee thiss

[trimmytrab]

pure class, love this

[Talleran]

rofl at 1.23

[necromandaz]

Lols.

[bobzilla211]

fuck dem kersal pussy holes

[elboydo]

Hmm i don't know if this is comedy gold or dissing genius.

I'll just put it down to comediac lulz.

[flipz09]

funny as fuck

hahaha fuckin kersal ya suck arse hahaha class

neither of u are hard tho so cool it ye

[kingluk3999]

oh man this is comedy gold

[baino1324]

this si fucking gold

[baadhshah]

this is pur bs worse nthan kersal masive

[embleyes90]

@baadhshah its clearly a piss take so shut up

[baadhshah]

@embleyes90 well its still shit

[eddiehitler1]

im a bricklayer actually little boy

[grade456]

Haha I highly doubt that you are employed by anyone.

[creassault]

Fukin love this song!

[KaliberKing]

These guys got to ginger joe.

RIP joe. You will always have a place in our hearts.

Tell'em joe how the fuck it is yeah... ;(

[gabbafiend]

this proves that there isnt enough knife crime in britain just yet

[noncepuncher]

PMSL!!!

[kurtis3629]

You no what i live near kersal got a lotta friends from there i even see them boys about who done the rap but bwoyyyyyy this is ther funniest shit on youtube hahahahah bout " al bang ya mam owtttttttttttt" hahahahaha sheeeeet

[zimmy81]

@kurtis3629  gotta be THE funniest on yt ever

[levi3456789]

init hb 4 life

[00Deific00]

lmao this tune is fucking ledge

[Ben14mck]

lol legendary

i'm from gorton, manchester just round the corner LOL

fucking mint vid!

[eddiehitler1]

this is better than kersal!ginger kev and his chronies r embarrassin why the fuck would u post a clip actin like that on camera,there parents must be so proud,the cunts should of been killed at birth the fuckin parasites,ow and what kind of shit isGOT ON THE BUS WITH ME DAY SAVER i mean come on theres millions of rhymes to be spit and he raps that.

[Razzmond1989]

hahaha pocketwetty just owned you eddie you complete moron

Besides they were just kids when they did that, so you can't really drag them down because they liked rap music and wanted to make their own, albeit really bad

I started playing guitar from 13 onwards and noone would drag me down for that and its the same thing.

Just to summarise in case you didnt fully understand that, you're a weak, timid and nasty piece of shit

[eddiehitler1]

cheers razzboy even if it was a weak diss,tell your mom and sister ill be round later peace out!!

[Razzmond1989]

Good job, I dont have a sister...oh dear, it would seem again you've failed and made yourself look like a cumstain

[eddiehitler1]

cumstain?very original mr 6'2 guitarman you should change ur username to internet thug cus thats all u are,i would love to see u say all these things to my face,i bet ur the son of josef fritzel the incest king,peace out trowbridge tosser

[Razzmond1989]

lol believe me, I would say them to your face. You're blatantly a pussy. Also, you should change your name to 'illiterate'. Stop sodomising the english language with your bad spelling mistakes and shit grammar.

Where the hell does josef FRITZL come into it? also, don't live in Trowbridge.

Thats your 3rd fail now I think, you want to continue or finally decide to cut your losses and fuck off?

[eddiehitler1]

how the fuck can u tell if im a pussy?answer is u cant,anyway you started this by attackin my opinion mr internet thug its easy to act hard behind a computer screen

[Razzmond1989]

Yeah you're right, it IS easy to act hard behind a computer isnt it? If I remember right, your opinion was a paragraph of complete bollocks saying something like 'these kids are parasites blah blah blah they should die whinge whinge whinge'

I 'attacked' your opinion because it was nothing but a load of hard talk on a video some people made long ago.

Now, I expect you're actually weak as shit which is why you get your jollies off running your mouth on youtube. That makes you a pussy. Do one

[grade456]

It's ginger joe you fucking retard.

[eddiehitler1]

ha ha RETARD never heard that one before TWAT

[grade456]

Wow you are the biggest spacker I have ever seen commenting on youtube before. You didn't even pay attention at all in the kersal massive video before you decided to diss the morons at least get someones name right if your gonna diss them.

[eddiehitler1]

it doesnt matter what their names are at the end of the day their fuckin assholes just like you little boy!! xxxx

[grade456]

A little boy haha im 16 you cunt. Go get a education, learn to spell and punctuate and take your tiny cock out of your dads asshole.

[eddiehitler1]

exactly your 16 not old enough to do fuck all i doubt you can even cum yet with your maggot willy ha ha see ya mate end of conversation

[grade456]

Im obviously not your mate you peasant I would associate with scum like you, how's life on the dole Im guessing you dropped out of or failed school and therefore don't have any GCSEs or A levels thats why your sat on here in the week not working cause your a scrubby cunt.

[mongymong]

omg this is a piss take u fukin noobs they did it as a joke its fukin genius

[ShogunGanks]

*sigh* And THIS, THIS ladies and gentlemen is why i never go near the Mainland UK and everyone think Northern Irelands bad -_-

[thedjski]

this is a piss take, ur jus provin northern ireland has no sense of humour, and uv been searching through videos u kno ur not gonna like, so u got to much time on ur hands.....

[ShogunGanks]

But I can atleast form a coherent sentance. And yes I do have a sense of humor but i don't regard this funny atall. Not that it would matter to you afterall your probably some kid who dosn't know his head from his arse. Have fun replying to this as i couldn't give a monkeys what you have to say about me anymore.

[thedjski]

ShogunGanks, you bore the shit outta me.... fuck off and have a average life

[ShogunGanks]

Ok, You Disgust me go get your ass blown off in a gangland shooting <3

[spartan0790]

I am a complete fucking metal head, and i cant stand chav music, but i agree with these guys i fucking hate kersal they are just wanna be gaybos. i used to m.c for a laff and even i could wipe the floor with them pussies.

[Akartulgor]

Yeah, well fuckin mint innit..NOT. All i see here on this complete and utter utter crap shawoddy woddy video is a bunch of low-life dim-witted Chav cock jockey's prancing about like a couple of apes, talking typical chav jibber speech! what bollocks!

...and don't bother replieing, because anything you say is shit, you dont scare me, you never will do...none of you lot on here could beat an old man up for a quid...get a life, get a job, or join the fucking Army, and LEARN some respect!!!

[BigPoppaFury]

Can't believe I only just found this. Fucking well good.

[Razzmond1989]

This is fucking amazing

[whufc4life1]

hahahaha

[Applehead619]

you got any fukin pets or owt coz ill fukin bang dem owt an'all ya get me

[shalaking]

well fuking done u fukin spazes!

kersil fucking gayboy massive!

pussyoles! =]

[emcee3rd]

that's the bollocks mate hahahah "chattin about a clio twin turbo then why u on the bus"

well fucking in

[Boochix]

"I'll fuckin shoot ya pets"

Hahahaha

this is well mint

[Telfer81]

"i'll bang ya mam out" mint

[dappodan1]

Kersal Massive and this is the funniest $h1t on the net. "He was spittin about a Clio twin Turbo So I said Why the the fuck you on the then Bus Yo" GENIUS

[Ninjedd]

i really hope this is a piss take cos this is fucking hilarios

[HandSqueezed]

"They was with their boy what was called C-Mac. I think he looked like a spack. He thought he was leading the pack, but I heard him spit and his shit was wack."

LMAO!

[alexandercraig]

haa very good. (unless ur chav scum really) but sure it was a piss take from the kersal no knobs

[DTK09i]

fuckin shite not funny

[dalt182]

i dont like chavs but these guys totally ripped them pricks with no balls! and there really good if they go college and did a media course or music course theyd get so far! haha i have a bad chav acent i went school in fucking blackley (manchetser)

[KatieNAbbie]

i dont get the point..

Or what the voice is all about either :S

[emcee3rd]

don't worry about that honey, just go do me dinner in the kitchen and suck me cock later.

[Frodoabag]

This is genius.... to all those that call these guys, you need your heads testing. come up with something better, then you can call them. instead of hiding in front of your monitors, calling peeps who have had a go. well done lads.... look forward to the follow up :)

[piccy101]

i agree but wait a minute, ppl are hidin behind monitors yet they are coverin there faces?

[fletcherhowe13]

man u two are so fucking sad!!

if u have nothing better to do with ur shitty lives than puckin plague the interne just fuckin kill urselfs

TWATS!!

[mancvicky22]

sick :@) xx

[silverstein898]

yolevishoom fcuk off mate ur both pussyoles why dont u come say tht 2 ma fuckin face ~~

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

idiots... idiots... -.- .... -.-..... idiots...

youtube users who think this is real and say things like "u stupid chavs" and "even though I dont like chavs this is good".... idiots....

genius song and video

[xvickybabes]

FUNNY!!

ahaa

x

[stanleykneecap]

If Frank Sidebottom rapped, it would sound these boys.

Kersal would be better off taking the 197 anyway!

[wilsea06]

hahahhaha sick

[timekingman]

mintage

[rachiieb1991]

Funny Man!!

Stil Luv Dis Video

[sonyvaio192]

who these guys?

[StuSubstance]

that wuz a belta

[redstripe185]

Ill beat, sick lyrics.

Peace.

[wafl1991]

got this as my ringtone  what a classic

[shityoitskimmy]

this isn't devvo.. is it?

[kwb62000]

I love this vid, a really good pisstake.

[bragtheface]

Are they christ?

[faster400]

jokes how it keeps saying 'kersal' in background lol

[matthewede]

hahaha why not show ya face shit eds

[LulaJake]

like any of the kersal massive have got dads.

[mrl0p3z]

I reckon some of 'em have got two.

[zomfgguise]

Fucking epic.

[nevertechshipwreck]

192! hahah nice one

[ari3zChik]

shit

[blankarmy]

ffs this is too funny :')

[sammielev]

lovin it leve all the way who are ya wed love to know got an idea though

[HypzBlud]

LOL... jokes... that chorus was fuunny as fooook

[jennyreidx]

THIS VIDEOO IS BOSSS HAHAHA AM FRMM LIVERPOOL SOO SAYY WA YE LYKK AM NOT REALLY ASSED ..BUU THAA KERSAL MASSIVE IS SOO CRINGY:s IM IN LOVE WITH THIS VIDEO :| SERIOUSLY THO HAHA PROPA BOSSS :d XXXX

[mike530p]

haha this video is great, i'm not sure if there is any irony involved or if they think they are gangsters too, still it is a good vid. also i would have said twat instead of spack but ah well....

[g04763]

obviously there taking the piss

[tuaca1]

Are you a detective? If not you should be. Oha nd anyone who says jokes is really posh and a knobhead generally speaking.

Clay Davis is a cunt.

[craigbee]

anyone wanna fight meet me at Whitehouse Estate monday night, all of us will fuck yez all up - i will Bang your Dad out. and your mum out. and if needs be ill bang your dirty whore of a sister out. fuck peace. see you there 7pm, brill vid.

[Doyley1991]

Classic!!!!!!!!

[karlancorr123]

at least kersal show there faces.

your pussies.

[marzy17]

Lol, how pathetic... seriously you people need to grow up and mature. It's people like you who make other people life's miseries.

[Gusrok1981]

Don't make bang ya mum out, you gets?

[marzy17]

Actually I don't.

It's impossible to read your post because you can't spell or write a sentence that makes sense.

[Gusrok1981]

In that case, i'll bang ya dad out.

Listen, if I were you I wouldn't get yourself all upset about some video a few kids made. At least they're doing something a bit creative rather than 'robbin grannys'. If every scally out there did something like this then maybe things wouldn't be as bad as they are.

I actually thought is was pretty funny. So stop taking yourself so seriously and get a life.........

[shiptoncraig]

Sorry, I don't gets.

[nickwavesguitar]

i live in levy

fuckin kersal diss our shit any more ill go dwn der n bang dem shitz out myself.

getz me

[cydonia2012]

me keepz typin for dis but ur not a MANC ur just spittin trouble where ya from liverpool???. BUT THIS VID IS STILL BRILL.

[cydonia2012]

nice to see it's done proper than the kersal massives. will they reply wid another 1 or are they out ya league they should'nt dis wat they not knowz about - respect ur vid it fuckin the biz.

[ukillwegrill]

Best 3 minutes of my life,well done,if i hadnt already lost it to that hooker in Vegas,id give you guys my virginity

[rinseout2000]

This is a classic. shud do a parody of this on da persil massiv haha.

[yorkshiretorture]

I dont reckon many people would have much trouble takin your seven stone runt matez apart enigma, but I bet your right handy when theres about thirty of you on a lil old granny

[enigma19833]

i m matez wit da reel kersal masif n dis shit iz fukin bati n me n my manz at kersal wud fukin nok des dik heds out n den teef der fones n coin fuk des bati bwois dey dunno hoo dey iz mesin wit we cud kil dem KERSAL MASIF REPRSNT

[cptcooke]

Shut up you total cock shiner.

[secoundrow5]

hahahahahahaha classic

[zimmy81]

if u cant laugh at this then get to the doctors ferra chill pill

[mistapaul]

bunch of fuckin manc pussys!

[nickwavesguitar]

come dwn ere and say dat you little batty

[punkypinky123]

right this is just as bad as the origonal

[CloudStrifeOfficial]

Stop getting so pissy people, its a blatant piss-take, listen to the accents. Sounds like chris moyles pretending to be a manc!! They've done the research on the bus number tho so all credit to em!!

[LeggaDon]

GENIUS!!

LOVE IT!

you realise i have to move house so i can get on the 192 more often now just in the hopes i can help you fuck them little shits up.

[prestads]

very good

[GarageStation]

if u got any pets or any shit lyk that il bang em out 2 lyk :P

ha sik barzz

[johnnie160]

hahahaha great

[twisty575]

fucking gr8 !

[makeleleizjesus]

got any pets n shit cuz i'll bang them out aswell u get me!! lololololololololol

[gaz1212]

lol... quality

[rinseout2000]

Hey As n' Bo y dn't u do a send up version of dis 4 da persil massive?

[donmaxo]

haha bare funny

[d0j0s0k0i]

cold

[rinseout2000]

I Don't kno wots goin on but I believe ther is sumthin very genious about this vid ,thanx ladz. :)

[Calebfolowil]

i'll bang ya mom out

lol this is funny

[rinseout2000]

Is this shit 4 real or is it a piss take?

[stephanieejadeex]

piss take out of kersal massive

[stephanieejadeex]

LMFAO

omg stop taking it serious

its a fooookin piss take..

and they ent in there 30's

they js reppin leven--shulme ya getz me

LMFAO.. :)

orr fuckin top vid enyways (Y)

[aanish]

ha your chavs just like them! way

[Calum666]

Proof that this is a parody by students: "...from the Burbs".

Is there a more student movie than the Burbs.

[rinseout2000]

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN FUNNY BASTARDS. I murked off dem little Kersal tramps 2 , But my spastic mate spelt it kersel

[wilboge]

pretty sure this whole video is a piss take mate, it isn't like a demonstration of how to do it properly... I could be wrong.

[Dave11989]

poor mate cudda dun better even tho kersal are twats this pretty much shows that you guys a gimps aswell the only people you will be bangin is ur mums.

[NJ211]

shits well gd

[whitelabel22]

your just like them u levy tramps,at least there just kids,u dicks r in your 30s get a life.

[Calum666]

its a joke. can you not tell this is a parody? Are you that dumb?

[Ryan11115]

well hard yeah

[cawley22]

yes levishoom kersal is wank

YA GETZ

[danmaudsley]

that was fucking hilarious

[mplnrs]

pvc manz dem! genious haha! ill bang ya mam out haha

[DavySolaris]

"PVC men are waitin for you, and at the bus stop you'll get dragged off and fucking SLEW"

lmfaooo

[MikeyzBizzle]

hahaha fucknig well funny mate

[hardandfastone]

thats a bit harsh, very funny.....

[keithwarne1]

you fucking idiots. possibly worse than the original. die you tossers

[pigsearanimations]

Bunch of pussy breres you get merked long time you get me? topentertainer can F*** himself you get me? so can that inbreed br44dd4lton

[Ricardofootitt24]

you sound like an angry craig david off bo selecta

[jamierko8]

pvc manz dem! genious haha! ill bang ya mam out haha

[sotrib]

why the fuck you on the bus then lol

[topentertainer]

genius!