Elevator - Killer Joke Man

[kingtheo2nd]

hahaha

[54booga1]

this one is my favorite elevator video

[cadburycaramel]

hahaha he looks so menacing then his voice is so harmless sounding, loved it

[mastermultitasker]

Is that Mike Polk?

[PlaidmanUTube]

It's a funny joke but the audio is weak for the video :( He's saying "just as long as their lawyers, right?"

[MrNinja4243]

hahahaha aewsome



[MacMan282]

AHAHAHA, that was fucking hilarious. oh man, good one. I needed that laugh... whew.

[Tobiasoman]

GREG!!!

[MsTiberiius]

Haha, you guys are pathetic. Go back to school and then watch it.

[AliAbd4]

what did he say?

[squrgle]

Jacob is always evading death creatively. =D

[YNeedPeopleLikeMe]

I cant hear what he is saying, what is he saying about lawyers?

[MrSitarus]

is that greg? O,..,o

[bignuts4555]

Why does the joke need to be explained

[jjddff12]

My dads a lawyer! No he's right my dad is pretty evil.

[waterskippers]

This video is only allegedly funny!  Noone has proven anything yet!

[1kgal]

Oh my gosh. Haha, I love the killers voice!

[hart99xx]

dat is jason van vrijdag de 13e!

[CakestheCheese]

LOL! Epic win!

[einstienemc2az]

Im going to kill you know!... Oh wait! I see a pretty flower...

[ThePaintedBlue]

hahahah i guess we'll never get to see this serial killer kill anyone!

[dovermoreno]

I don't find this video the least bit funny. My mom was killed by a machete weilding psycho wearing a hockey mask while she was in the elevator at work.....

And she was a LAWYER too !!! *sniff* *sniff*

[rageboyRM]

@dovermoreno Damn, what an odd coincedence.

[SparkleSpider]

Wait, what did he say about the lawyer joke? I missed that... :s Help?

[iscaryou]

@SparkleSpider just as long as their lawyers right

[JLFirelord]

wow Jacob comes up with everything to not be killed lol.

[mightymites]

This is my fabvorite one.

[625serg]

blood joek

[Navoistico]

ROFL

[AshleighxRxB]

the funniest one!

[7aChAry8]

LOL this one is my favorite

[1966065015]

lol

[FullDeck13]

Dude in the mask is totally Greg XDD

[WolfenGamer69]

da killer is greg o,o

[truepokemonhacker]

no you need to listen to what the dude says when he walks in

[lovage96]

No shit shirlock

[lovage96]

I mean no shit killing lawyers cause they're already dead inside...all those people who gave me thumbs down stop wasting time with youtube comments

[ferretboy1187]

lol that was HILARIOUS if you got the joke

[zengod861]

lollllllll

[bigbellii]

I laugh at how comfortable they are with a killer in their elevator.

[xxKoRndudexx]

i dont get it someone tell me what the joke meant!!

[AiniReloaded]

As long as they are lawyers right ~

Lawyers as you know are annoying creatures :P

Atleast that is how i see it

[rubbadude]

yep XD that was hilarious

[Syn2Schecter]

it means your a dumb ass

[xxKoRndudexx]

fuck you man i didnt ask for your smartass imput really!

[Syn2Schecter]

hahahaha

[truepokemonhacker]

the killer killed a bunch of people.he said as long as there lawyers right . he meant he doesnt like lawyers because there very frustrating

[DjHutchy]

i think it this

he says just aslong as they`re lawyers right because hes comitted murder and lawyers are the ones who fight to put people in jail

if im wrong, dont flame me

[xxKoRndudexx]

lol accualy that makes alot of sense ^-^

thanks man!

[goodnicefoot]

nope that's completely right :)

this made me laugh so much first time haha

[RalOhmSurEth]

Flame Flame Flame Flame Flame Flame Flame Flame Flame Flame Flame Flame

Anyways... No. Lawyers are considered the scum of the middle class society, so they're viewed as bloodsucking parasites that feed on the misfortune and bad-choices of the people at large.

That and they're just creepy.

[TaylurNikol001]

@RalOhmSurEth lol that and their just creepy that was a good one!

[Shaunnahatesyou]

@RalOhmSurEth Lulz. "That and they're just creepy."

Indeed. :)))

[Firejack95]

Anyways....No.  You just stated your opinion as a fact. It is NOT a fact that Lawyers are considered the scum of the middle class society. In fact, many people hold Lawyers in reverence. So I'd suggest you stop making stereotypical (if you can even call it that) assumptions.

[RalOhmSurEth]

@Firejack95 Don't reply to a message made almost a year ago, it makes you look like an ass.

Also, don't tell someone to do something over the net. We turn into assholes.

[Malvisk]

@RalOhmSurEth How about a month old message, do you mind if we do that? I wouldn't want to look like an asshat!

[JakeJohnRogers]

@Firejack95 uhm, yes it is a fact

[Firejack95]

Uhm, no it's not. If one person does not consider lawyers scum, then it's not a fact. How dense can you be?

[rutger5000]

@Firejack95: All of you guys stop acting like you don't get the joke. It's a know stereotype that lawyers are evil, just like there stereotypes for France: Arrogant, The Netherlands: Greedy, America: well where do I start? etcetra etcetra.

[Lordsnah362]

I am NOT flaming you...but I THINK he is laughing because the name of the vid is "KILLER JOKE"...and he is making a joke about the fact he just killed ppl

[mastior]

Endless Stupidity

[iknowwhypigsfly]

hahaha wow the funny things about these videos

are the comment arguments.

i have no idea how a funny little elevator video starring a killer

and a lawyer joke.

has anything to do with sexism.

[kidnflorida]

I think the killer is Daniel.

[deathnotefan386]

oh... i thought it was greg...oh wells still funny as hell

[rhythm8017]

i dong get it

[ministerofsillywalk1]

...is the Jason-serial killer guy Greg from Man in the Box?

[OMFGItsLizzi]

The funniest agruements happen on these comments :D

[7o1m1n4t0r]

its not sexist the didnt say blonde girl or guy

[benshoofbrian]

haha greg would be a massacrest!

[ghostfacekilla23]

stop arguing and tell me what the flipin joke mean please

[EmOKiDDsRHoT]

it's said that nobody likes lawyers cause all they do is lie and cheat, so when the guy saw dead people, he was like "just as long as they're lawyers, right?"

so, at first, the guy was going to kill him, i guess cause he was a witness, and then finally he got the joke before he was going to kill him, so he laughed & spared him cause like i said it's said that everybody hates lawyers. there are tons of lawyer jokes you can look up.

[ghostfacekilla23]

ty so much that was on my mind for days

[PowelDragon12]

@EmOKiDDsRHoT uhmm... think he was going to kill im cuz hes supposed to be jason.

[neonite03]

@EmOKiDDsRHoT hauummmmm i doubt EVEN THE GUY WHO ENTERED ELeVETOR WOZ ALSO A ROGUE LAWYER, i doubt 8-)

[sexyartaz]

lol the killer dude is greg

[metaberules1]

AHHAHAHHA I GET IT!!! :PPPP

[shygirl2021]

yea...not that funny but ok

[WerthersRyummy]

lol, that guy with the mask sounds and looks alot like Greg from Maninthebox. lol.

[coocoocajoo420]

cus it is :D

[nerdboy91]

lolz

[soso104]

uhm i'm sorry, what did he say?

[ItialianMonkie]

i dont get it....

[brom229]

the jokes about lawyers always getting murdured and ending up in hell and all that

[CrazyAznYu]

i didnt even hear what he say ...

[tapstar84]

he said just as long as there lawyers right?

[SephirothsDesendent]

I think he said "Just blondes and lawyers right?"

[tapstar84]

oh no he said just as long as their lawyers right???

[SephirothsDesendent]

I think he said Blondes because there's a dead blonde in the elevator.

[tapstar84]

no he didnt say blondes

[pop1290]

I agree

[zach88726]

are you guys suggesting it is impossible for the blonde to be a lawyer? Thats sexist

[SephirothsDesendent]

No I just don't understand the "Just longs and lawyers right?" Thing

[tapstar84]

me???? no!!! im saying what he said!!!!!!!!! hes said just as long as there layers right omg thats what he said

oh btw im blonde

[JimMorrisonAbrams]

I don't understand the sexism there, discrimination on someone based upon a prejudice against the color of one's hair is not sexism.

[thespyergotyou]

lucky him he sad a joke and he did not get killed 0_0 who was that back there?!

[soccerbreakdancer4]

hahahaha best one haha

[andycash13]

is that greg?....i think it is

[pres243]

from the man in the box show yeah

[satterfieldstudios]

it is

[dieforuakamason]

LMAO

[obamawalker]

Why does everone hate lawers. An occasional joke is one thing but... I doubt you'll be wishing lawers dead when one is keeping you out of jail.

[violetlightening15]

because they're people that went to school for 6 extra years to learn how to argue better.... and charge outrageous fees for doing it... LOL!!

[Bob06460]

true, but it is a lawyer who is also trying to get you convicted and probably a lawyer who made te law that you are charged with breaking.

[DawningSunset]

lolll funnyyy

[dem815]

Cuba GoodING! Gooden...wth? lol

[OrangeSweatervest]

well its nice to know a little humour can save your life! or just never getting on an elevator again.........ever

[nyarfdude]

AWESOME

[Steelhorns89]

ITS GREG!

[KoruQueen]

huh? i dont get it

[madcow88]

Watch the movie a murder of crows. starting Cuba Gooden Jr

[KoruQueen]

oh thanx

[bhong789]

its greg!

[princeruben00]

whats that greg??!!! lol

[SandCorp]

hahahahaha easily the funniest one

[lovexdramas]

ROFL i thought he was going to kill him..ROFL wow i did not see that.hilarious

[Pointingtothereality]

just as long as they're Lawyers right?

[TotalNintendoFan10]

Lol Greg! :P

[TrevorMcBever2596]

what did he say?

[JamesHarrison92]

Good thing they got lawyers right?

[jamacinmeangry]

just as long as their lawyers*

[AdobeExcel]

just as long as they're lawyers**

[CranberryPirate]

I have no idea how many vids of u guys i have watched till now , i think i better subscribe u now lol.

[dancewithnopants]

oh! at first i didn't even hear what he said, except the word lawyer. but i had to think about that joke...

[sweetdisjustice]

lol greg

[kakashisgirl7777777]

hehehehehehe

[PS3mendaza]

I want to become a lawyer but that was funny...

[deadladybug]

ummm... i'm stupid. i dont get it. anyone care to elaborate?

[trafficskater333]

nobody liek lawyers duh :D

[iHipHop]

plus, you can't be sued if a lawyer is dead.

[dewyd33]

i elaborate that your a retard. that was fucking hilarious

[ooberpwnage]

Greg ftw!

[zarhad]

thats was good

[XXGigglygirlsXX]

lol that funny were do u kome up wit this ?

[rjfirefly]

Just as their lawyers, right?

[R0w3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!

[sabrinagirl100]

HAHAHA

[pinkoreocookie0424]

i just got that!!!

[karen902]

haha its greg! :D

[Noob1335]

xD .

[WrathOscuro]

Haha that reminded me of family guy so much. XD

[Extnoob]

I understood "Juzuzluguzlowiozride"

[star2559]

"just as long as they're lawyers, right?"

[foshizzledude]

lmao that was funny

[Takoh1]

He said "Just as long as they're lawyers". Its said that no one cares about lawyers, so as long as they're just lawyers, who cares if they're dead...

[Scribble98]

Wow thanks for pointing out the obvious.

[nUcLeArMiLk]

scribble98 - some people can't pick up the joke just like that, so show respect for takoh1 trying to help :)

and because some people mixed up the words from lying to as long.

[cyrushyk]

thanks Takoh1

I actually didn't get this one.

[oreosbestfriend]

rotfl wow...and for the record he said "just as long as they're lawyers, right?"..."merrr - OH I JUST GOT IT" lolol

[hahayouarenotfunny]

oh i get it!!! because you know they say lawers are jerks and everything.. lol!

[ByteMe1313]

I don't get it

[FessdapFrisc]

He said "just lying cuz their lawyers, right?" he used the word 'lying' cuz their lying down. But the joke is that lawyers sometimes have to lie. It's a two-way thing.

[reeny2]

um..he said just as long as they're lawyers.

[FessdapFrisc]

...Oh im such a n00b.

[Trumpinator]

At least jason holds down a job

[Rikitikitavi9162]

"Just lying cause their lawyers, right?" lol

[gmr2broadway]

lol... he says "just as long as they're lawyer's, right?"

turn up your hearing aid!!

[kryptoniterxn117]

no stupid, if he said that, the joke wouldn't make sense. idiot.

[Rikitikitavi9162]

exactly, why would he say that it would not make sence... im not deaf either...just have selective hearing

[mmace91]

It's called selective perception...but close! Sorry, I had to. I'm a communications major.

[Rikitikitavi9162]

I'm in psy 101 right now so I understand. If I pay close attention I see how I'm wrong and how it doesn't make since to me. So, i'll just stick to how I originally percived it and not argue.

[shootchew]

LMFAO! LMAO THATS AWESOME

[FMArulzs]

i dont get it? :[

[mc68575621]

hahahahah

[khamvongsa09]

ok??????????

[imoize]

haha..hes like oh i just got that!! gotta get some lawyer jokes!!

[pimpster2009]

"Just lying cause their lawyers, right?"

[Martek100]

haha is Jason Greg?

[2chibi4u2]

that was to funny. he's like ooh now i get it.

[ADjLuigi]

This hella funny mannnn!!!!

[MXGWAPS]

what was that all about?!?!?!?!

[jveldboom]

the guy will kill you if your joke sucks.

[Ricster67]

ohhhhh ill be sure to get some

[renderstand]

u dont get it? just as long as they are lawyers....idk either haha but he killed them

[BasketCaseBoy]

b>hi<b>

[youwastemytime]

i dont get it

[xDeppObsessedx]

OOOO0000oooo.... i think i get it.....lol

lol hahahaha