Russell Peters - Comedy Now

[latinaonangel]

tap sum bong!!!

[Cokehead124]

he lucky he didn't say $34.99

[Wildcat5181]

@Cokehead124 A jew would have said 34.99.

[parkylu]

BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonicboom2435]

CHINA MAN!!!!



[princess86900]

like it!!!lol!!!!

[Soulja4islam]

Indians stink....just jk haha but this shit is hilarious!!!!

[sukhman4u]

@Soulja4islam i think islam is more disgusting dangerous than any stink.ISLAM=SHIT

[shankar0ragi]

fucking hilarious

[DerFeindr]

This was fucking awesome, well, time to tap sum bong...

[Wiktorion]

I'm on a Russell Peters video roll! How about you? :D

[AkdEnTertainment]

black dudes and indian people would b the best team ever

[Shery12ka4]

pause at 1:34 it will look like he,s trying to do anti gravity lean :P

[idculoser]

i luv it when he speaks in chinese lol.... so funny

[chaosinorderrr]

this and outsourced are his funniest stuff. after that he started to get repetitive. the new dvd (green card tour) isn't too funny either... just mild chuckles here and there.

[MrNotAFag]

why did he wanted to buy a purse?? haha

[manutdfaithfulr10]

TAP SOME BONG!!!!!!!

[xNiicoleix]

CHINA MAAAN !

[jeboxer12345]

i like to know your real name please i mean your indian name?what about your take way? indian take way i mean.

[MrJefe29]

@jeboxer12345 there r christians in india too, dis is his real name!! go and search on wikipedia!he's an anglo indian!

[athtsak1]

Ok... phankyou.

[missfun24]

u r the most RACIST CREATURE IN THE WORLD!

[TheIndianPython]

@missfun24 lol

[dawiser1]

Its very hard these days to find comedians that r genuinely funny, like this guy.

[AdamSKHaj]

Yo maddas so fat.. Dat when she jamp fo joiiiii.. She got stuck.. Tang yew.

[rhianm23]

Lol your mothers so fat.. That when she

Jump for joy, she got stuck ! Hahahah. Win

[mmmmmarcus]

@Baexire Oh, Come on. Can't you make a better racist joke than that? You shame us white people with your douchebaggery. At least make a creative joke. Like the other day, i saw a Bryman College commercial, showing this black guy taking a technology class to learn how to build alarm systems. I said: "Yeah right, he ain't kidding NOBODY. He took that class so he can learn how to disarm them!!"

[nzg01b23]

Tabzumbong by night!

[KingzKid24]

CHINA MAN!!! LMBO

[nzg01b23]

I laughed my ass off!

[rencrow]

Be a man.

[Anshdude98]

Russell Peters is the only person that can make me laugh. Honestly.

[jkang24]

Haha the best part was him saying Anthony with a Chinese accent

[SpadeCouture]

his accents are top notch

[JigglyRose]

hes second to dave chappelle :D both awesome haha

[DINDGONG]

@JigglyRose wat about carl barron, his funny watch him too

[JigglyRose]

@DINDGONG Yeaah im australian i know carl llol hes funny too

[Muirselgas]

Yo motha is so faht. That when she jump fo jooy. She got stuck.

[jord505]

soo funny, good on him :)

[chris3333377]

lets tap sum bong

[TrueShall]

Omfg....Idk if I have a stomach anymore?!.....its kills LOL

[TheCrunchifiedOne]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jpunk09]

there are chinese comedian but just more tradional ones

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

133 people that hate this video, have NO sence of humor and isnt human :)

[CaptnHaggis]

This guy is hilarious! He had me in stitches. Congrats man, you're awesome.

[kakia17]

That's what i thought when i looked at you

[angelskisses43]

BE A MAN.

BUY A PURSE.

Lol.

[Aaliyah15VinceCarter]

lmao this never gets old!

[aadilsaqib]

what does he tell the indian to pick up in the field?

[Clayton8424]

@aadilsaqib Cotton. lol

[eyeofthesparrow]

OMG, I can't stop laughing. This guy is so hilarious!

[beswick1111]

if i was anthony i would be slashing this indian guys tyres in the parking lot during the interchange break.

[87Jjj]

pacific mall toronto... i need a fone from there lol

he is hilarious - chinese imitation was gd

[bilgisayarmuhendisi]

RUNN WITH IT :D:D:D:D FASSTERR FASTERRR.... WE'RE WINING :D:D:D:D

[MsNaturelover86]

haha, i love how he imitates accents of different people..haha

[hashem90]

112 ppl had no speakers

[nunchukr]

hahaha holy fuck he is hilarious i love comedians that can make you laugh non stop joke after joke

[killabeaker]

LOVE THIS GUY FUUNY AS SHIT

[CRUZenelMIC]

LOL..THIS GUY IS JUST 2 MUCH

[boxerboii1989]

wow what a legend:)

[DeadMeddler]

Well for starters he is not English or American, Russell Peters is Canadian born in Toronto and is background isn't Pakistani it is in fact Indian..

[angels77100]

How is this guy an Indian? He looks British or Pakistani or some middle eastern country over there in Europe. You people are idiots.

[aldot234]

@angels77100

he is an american but his family moved there from india

[angels77100]

@aldot234 Oops my mistake. Yes I understand now that he's one of those British/Pakistani guys from England who came over here to the states. I previously thought people were referring to him as one of our red Indians not a English Indian.

[commonsen5e]

@angels77100 Are you demented HAHAHAHA !

[mohameddahir16]

112 dislikes are probly black people

[cKooLaiD311]

@mohameddahir16 dude..that is the most ignorant comment ever...wtf is the connection with black people not liking indians??/there isnt so how could it be black people retard...im black and i think homie is hilarious...ur prolly a dumbass lil special ed kid fuk off u racist

[mohameddahir16]

@cKooLaiD311 yo i was kiding dude sarcism wow am black ma self loool

[cKooLaiD311]

@mohameddahir16 no i get the whole whoever disliked this video is whatever whatever...and im not saying its rascist either...it kinda doesnt make any sense you know what i mean...like hes indian...and talks about indian things...he didnt even really mention any blck people...so it weird to read a comment that says 112 dislikes are probably black people...like that doesnt even make sense...if you said white kids it would be funny cause he was jus talkin about how white kids need to be beatin

[Kail1Kain2love2]

@mohameddahir16 wtf. YOu ignorant moron. I'm black and I find Russell completely funny. WYF what about the Chinese or caucasian or Italian's he is making fun of. You racist B.asta.rd. Why attack the Black people. Maybe Indians don't like him cause he thinks their cheap and have hairy asses. :P Lay off the Black people ignorant racist.

[2dizzy4luv]

I LOVE THIS GUY. HE'S SO FUNNY

[mikidou99]

Hahaha!

He's awesome

[Despond]

He needs new material though. This routine was his first and best.

[GabiKabataan]

LMFAO! Ur mamas so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck

[omghilol77xD]

this guy is awsome....

[TopClubMixesToday]

i have been to a comedy now taping and it was really funny...but honestly...if i went to russel peters show and heard him for the first time live...i think i would choke on my own laughter

[OriginalJoseyWales]

racist

[divez2]

@scottishandproud1

I just replied to your comment 3 years late. :p

[goldmonkey93]

shooting noodles out of his wrist LOLOLOL

[sukhbirification]

U bich Indians aren't racest fck

[iloveinu2death]

"Catching bad guys with stale fortune cookies...Confucius say..you go to jail bad boy"..lol....funny. ;p

[xCMFSx]

lol i wish i was indian so i could be racist

[lugia3]

Confucius say - " You go to jail bad boy" HAHAHAHA 

[ThousanWhite]

hes spot on about the chinese.

[giandrift]

genius... just. genius

[totaler166]

Anthony by day, Tapson Bong by night!

[gadget00]

@totaler166 hahahahahah that one just killed me!!

[ShaithMaster]

ferty five dowlaws

[kmne11528]

Seriously funny mate. Cheers.

[CoLickyJim]

SAND NIGGER!!!

[OriginalBloodKin]

@CoLickyJim Or The original Aryan, Hitler did steal the swastika from his culture dumb ass.

[PFCAhammed]

@OriginalBloodKin actually the original aryans are from iran. s'where the word aryan comes from - the word iran

[mike1schumi]

his chinese accent is the best

[marzzapan2]

I love Russel Peters! Canada has the funniest people

[jORRdan10]

wait wait why was he buying a purse in the first place?

[haqzuk]

how old is this comedy now gimmick!

[hottychan]

a true lol.chinese ppl u can't owe dem 1 dollar

[bulls7123]

Anthony by day and Tap Sum Bongggg by night! That shit had me rolling.

[darkfreedom66]

dude this guys a legend

[TheWayshowerTube]

This is soooo funny you will laugh your ass off hahahha lol!

[Pakman78]

This is one of the funniest skits I have ever heard!!!

[Raed103]

Hahahahaha I like him especially when he speaks english like indians !!!!!!

[PatelDarshil]

@Raed103 you know he is from Indian Family :/

[superhashka]

@PatelDarshil no shit



[Dahlias]

this series is waaaaay better than his other skits - no lie.

[biso2588]

i wasd lmfao

[VodkaPowered]

CONFUCIUS SAY U GO TO JAIL, BAD BOY!

[IloveVitoria2009]

2:55 " they will tell u NO. like u said the Most rediculous thing they've ever heard in UR life." Lmao Epic Fail

[j24ist]

he his 222222222 funny

[nadzyhum]

i can watch dis a gazillion times.. AND HE STILL MAKES ME LAUGH! ROFL! XDDD

[MillerRhamey]

LMAOOOOOO I <3 this guy :)

[yugiohmaster1811]

he is the greatest

comidean

[say05559]

@yugiohmaster1811 watch ur spilling

facking indian

[Jrobaseball]

hes defiantly in the top 3 best comedians right now.. at least to me

[myriad82]

this has to be his best show ..how he made it out of "anthony" n that too impromptu ..unbelievable!! hats off to Russel!

[GETitYAdig42]

do you think that whole bit on anthony's name is improv? seems like it to me kinda. if so that is legit

[IronPriest82]

I think some of it is but he's done the same thing in another special.

[pureindian407]

it seems like it, lol

[12overkill]

35 dollar i almost shit my self

[vknong]

Ferdy Fai Dollas.

I'm Chinese myself and he does such a good Chinese accent. Cracks me up every time.

[galpickny]

lolololol. too funny.

[dyingangelo]

tuff some bong? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[halocharmer94]

Hahahah!

I wish i was that Anthony guy xD

[punkgirlfrvr]

yo this guy is man funny like he is THE best

[aiselgi]

hahaha - what a stupid post.  gold.

[yosefalemi]

your inferior for thinking his humbleness to laugh at himself is a drawback.

Same on the radical first generation that always talk of freedom fighting and how they overcame their generations oppression, not know that they in turn have become the oppressors. Gating our hearts and minds, spreading ignorance, and setting us up to one day become the oppressors as well. Quote me on this you 1st generation lost within your own soul ignorant being.

[ledzeppelin64]

@yosefalemi something something something dark side. Let me guess... you claim to have won the nobel prize in grammar 3 years in a row... DIU LAY LO MO.

[yosefalemi]

what the fuck are you talking about? my grammar sucks. english is my second language, who are you to come here and talk shit?

btw, stair way to heaven was a great song.

[omary6190]

i like how he picks up the Chinese English accent lol........ this man is so funny...

[proton10000]

Man his jokes NEVER get old!

[boomshot123456789]

@proton10000  agreed

[RawrWaffl3z]

tap some bong ='D

[beard56dd6gohan2]

...."by nite!"

[naruto121897]

"we are waiting"

[Capibaru]

LOL! He is the funniest person on this planet!!!

[iCookie1]

one sec i talk to my wife...one sec thank you: GUMLAAA TING TING TULAAA!!!!!!

omg i laughed

[Neetu1000]

he cracks me up..i love this vid

[moerazak09]

lol

[narutonamizake]

"Hey! be a man."

[MrPezara]

34,50 hahaha

[switchy5]

Canadian legend forever

[abbydavisjr]

Anthony by day and top som bong by night!!!!!!!! LMAO

[Maxo269]

0:37 haha

[rayvon8100]

he made mad jokes out of da guys name

[rayvon8100]

tap some bong BY NIGHT

[animaniac126]

actually all of my indian friends play a lot of sports... o_0.... but they are good at math ^^

[pec104]

No Indians just THINK they are good mathematicians, programmers etc.. That's why so many public projects end up as over-budget quality catastrophes.

[animaniac126]

hmm... i guess my teacher must think he's good at math too cuz he gets straight hundreds...

[bodidley70]

hmm... thats not excatly true, india had great mathematicians aryabhatta and ramanujan, and the concept of zero came from india, the reason for over budget and quality issues is because of good management problems.

[Amorphustruth]

fuckin hilarious....' i give you for $30, tomorrow i close down'.

[tiberianexcalibur]

All of it was funny but I didn't like how he made fun of that chinese dudes name, thats too far, that name was givin to him by his mother.

[MsFifthstone]

loved the tap some bong joke the best!!!!!!!!

[fir3d3m0n1]

He wasn't doing it to humiliate him it was for laughs, it's not like he really means it.

Plus being the comedian he is it's even possible that that was rehearsed with a Chinese colleague

[albadih]

6:00 FNY

[razrslash]

he commedy knows no bounds. i watched murphies thats not as funny as peters

[vancouver13]

Love him

[oldschoolb263]

Hey, be a man !

[DarkAlphabetZoup]

Dooo the right fing!

[DaTrixta999]

LOL too funny

[randomnessnessnes]

his accents are SIIICCCCKKKK

[drago2021]

its funny cuz most of the things that he says about indians, white ppl, black ppl., chinese, ALL OF IT IS TRUE. indians will kill their kids from all the beatings for the most retarded reasons. chinese will hardly ever make a good bargain. and original african names are badass. i wanna click in my name too

[idunnosia]

chinese parents will sell their kids if they have to chinese people get shit from their parents too!

[drago2021]

everyone gets shit from their parents. its just that white kids dont get it in as painful of a way

[saturnmoonlitbeauty]

lol SELL?

damn xD

[idunnosia]

lol im not even kidding there this family who sold their 14 year old daughter to a 28 year old as a wife. you should go look it up they totally dont give a shit about their kids its as if they see them as a product or a robot