IT IS FINISHED!!! The 90+ minute, 136 Verses of KISS ME BLARNEY STONES is finished! The song is done and I am currently 75% done with the accompanying music video, ALSO 90+ minutes! Next step will be to send the music, video and printed lyrics off to Guinness Book Of World Records. In the mean time, while we wait for their verification, I will try and figure out a place to post the video in it's entirity other wise I may have to do it in 4 parts so as to be able to post on youtube. Thanks all!
Luv it! Unfortunately, I completed the song already. I'll save this one though for when I write a 24 hour version! Write on and Kiss Me Blarney Stones!
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER.....Wellllllllllll, here's to smokin weed me lad, with Whiskey n Cocaine...And downing pints of Guinness 'till your Forty shades of Green...Your words a wee bit racist lad, but at least they are not dull.....Buuuuut, if by chance that we do meet, i'll smash your FUCKIN SKULL(jokin)......Soooooooooooooo
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER ......Wellllllll, some say i'm a Pat me lad,an some say i'm a"person"...Dancin with aul Nancy now ,it makes the Penis Bigger...Some say that i'm crazy now, to waste my precious time...Buut, Devil the man that get's away, who calls me Worthless Slime.......Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(slight deviation)(will get back to the serious stuff, later)..ha ha
@ViewWatchGori19 Thanks and move sounds cool. Good Luck. Take this song with you and spread it to the motherland. If any of those crooked teeth give you a hard time, you tell them Nooj say, "Kiss Me Blarney Stones"
Here is a farewell song verse for ya
ViewWatchGori19 plans on moving overseas
Leaving these United States, bunker down with limey's
A way to make quick friends is buy them pints or ales or malllllllllllllllllllllts
Or spread the fun of Nooj and Ku's show, Brewkah Assault
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER ...An when i go rattlin o'er the bog, it shakes me Blarney stones.......Gives me a wonderfull feelin an i never feel alone....And if by chance along the way, i meet an lrish Lass....Wellllll, the angle of me Dangle, will equal the Mass of her ASS..........So, why don't ya kiss, etc...........................Ha ha, hope ya like it?
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER ...Welllllllll, i've taken your advice my lad ,an now i must reply...an no "Shennigans" in the Bog, or any other sty...an if by chance,a lass i meet,as i rattle on my way....I take out me auld Scheliagh, a this is what i say.....Soooooooooooooowhy don't ya kiss..........
IT IS FINISHED!!! The 90+ minute, 136 Verses of KISS ME BLARNEY STONES is finished! The song is done and I am currently 75% done with the accompanying music video, ALSO 90+ minutes! Next step will be to send the music, video and printed lyrics off to Guinness Book Of World Records. In the mean time, while we wait for their verification, I will try and figure out a place to post the video in it's entirity other wise I may have to do it in 4 parts so as to be able to post on youtube. Thanks all!
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 2 weeks ago
when i was just a lad my blarney stones fell on the ground
they'd drag along the floor as i would walk around the town
the lasses would all see them but not one of them would frown
they'd see my manlyness and and would decide to stick around.
fuzzyboogermonkey 2 weeks ago
@fuzzyboogermonkey
Luv it! Unfortunately, I completed the song already. I'll save this one though for when I write a 24 hour version! Write on and Kiss Me Blarney Stones!
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 2 weeks ago
great song
ladytx31 3 months ago 2
@ladytx31 Wait til you hear the 90 minute version. I'm almost there, the 11 lyrics of this version have grown to 112 verses. hahahaha!
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 3 months ago
2 ppl can kiss me blarney stones
EvilMushroomProd 3 months ago 2
The PopTarts are a band of Girls
Each one a fine colleen
With vinyl hats and Go Go Boots
The best you've ever seen.
Now Nooj is such a hooligan
... His lilting brogue did win us~
So we're adding verses to his song...
To help it get in Guinness!
Why don't you kiss me Blarney Stones.....
skwerlady0814 4 months ago
Dexy's Midnight Runners sang a song about Eileen
Clad in overalls the spawn of ole Mister Green Jeans (Captain Kangaroo reference for you young punks)
They tried and tried but fell into that one-hit wonder trap
But thank the Lord above who needs anymore of their crap!
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 4 months ago
My skin is pure as snow a smooth but freckled pasty white
My orange curlies shine on like a beacon in the night
With all this going for me though, it hurts to have the rap,
The dreaded curse there's nothing worse than Irish mushroom cap.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 4 months ago
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER.....Wellllllllllll, here's to smokin weed me lad, with Whiskey n Cocaine...And downing pints of Guinness 'till your Forty shades of Green...Your words a wee bit racist lad, but at least they are not dull.....Buuuuut, if by chance that we do meet, i'll smash your FUCKIN SKULL(jokin)......Soooooooooooooo
shannonlad100 4 months ago
@shannonlad100
I'm not against the whiskey or the weed or even coke
And bustin' up me Irish dome, I'm glad it was a joke
To say me song is racist that mistake could not be bigger
Sounds to me you just might be a lazy, worthless...person ;)
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 4 months ago 2
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER ......Wellllllll, some say i'm a Pat me lad,an some say i'm a"person"...Dancin with aul Nancy now ,it makes the Penis Bigger...Some say that i'm crazy now, to waste my precious time...Buut, Devil the man that get's away, who calls me Worthless Slime.......Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(slight deviation)(will get back to the serious stuff, later)..ha ha
shannonlad100 4 months ago
gotta like this song
bloody00resurection 5 months ago
Awesome. I plan on moving to Great Britain soon.
ViewWatchGori19 6 months ago
@ViewWatchGori19 Thanks and move sounds cool. Good Luck. Take this song with you and spread it to the motherland. If any of those crooked teeth give you a hard time, you tell them Nooj say, "Kiss Me Blarney Stones"
Here is a farewell song verse for ya
ViewWatchGori19 plans on moving overseas
Leaving these United States, bunker down with limey's
A way to make quick friends is buy them pints or ales or malllllllllllllllllllllts
Or spread the fun of Nooj and Ku's show, Brewkah Assault
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 6 months ago
lol love it
cjroxful 6 months ago in playlist Irish Drinking Song "Kiss my Irish Arse"
lol this is awesome!!
iuly189 7 months ago
worlds longest song
MrZippy49 8 months ago
HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A PART OF THE SONG!
Some say this song is too long, I say it's not long enough.
Kiss Me Blarney Stones is not a song, it's an event.
You've heard the melody. You know the cadence. Now write a verse to be included in the 2012 version of the song!
Will the top 2 or 3 be chosen?
NO EVERY DAMN ONE WILL BE INCLUDED!!!
So start writing, enter often and remember...
KISS ME BLARNEY STONES
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 11 months ago 2
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER ...An when i go rattlin o'er the bog, it shakes me Blarney stones.......Gives me a wonderfull feelin an i never feel alone....And if by chance along the way, i meet an lrish Lass....Wellllll, the angle of me Dangle, will equal the Mass of her ASS..........So, why don't ya kiss, etc...........................Ha ha, hope ya like it?
shannonlad100 4 months ago
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER .....P.S. Can do a few more, if ya like?...Keep up the good work, so funny hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
shannonlad100 4 months ago
@shannonlad100
Stop wondering if you can write more, you know the answer's yes
Blarney Stones' a journey, a never ending quest
A song could last three minutes but then it would be gone
But Blarney Stones goes on and on and on and on and on
Sooooooooooooooo. why don't you kiss...........
JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER 4 months ago
@JOHNSHAVERSONGWRITER ...Welllllllll, i've taken your advice my lad ,an now i must reply...an no "Shennigans" in the Bog, or any other sty...an if by chance,a lass i meet,as i rattle on my way....I take out me auld Scheliagh, a this is what i say.....Soooooooooooooowhy don't ya kiss..........
shannonlad100 4 months ago