"Classy" Freddie Blassie - Dr. Demento - Pencil Neck Geek

[Dustwitch]

Occupy Geek.

[captainfarktard]

And now they rule the world. Sigh.

[1GodOnlyOne]

Need I say it? The nine people who disliked this video are pencil neck geeks, grit-eating freaks, and scum-sucking pea-heads with lousy physiques.

[TWilson6250]

9 people are pencil-necked geeks!

[TheDDG]

"They say these geeks are a dime-a-dozen...I'm looking for the guy who's supplying the dimes."

Genius.

[cottonfever1221]

I LOVE IT,SADLY BEING A 300LB DUDE MEANS JUST ABOUT 99% OF THE WORLD FITS THIS PERSONA,I'll TAKE NOT HAVING ONE OVER A PENCIL NECK ANYDAY OF THE WEEK,BOOT LICKIN,SCUM SUCKIN,LOW BALLIN,PENCIL PUSHIN,ASS SCATCHING PENCIL NECK GEEK!

[fullervisiondotnet]

You know he wanted to use a certain four-letter S word instead of grit...

[Telstar62a]

Freddie Blassie - King of Men

[AlexanderMazarakis]

im a thick necked nerd :D

[toogawnjawn]

Great video, thanks for the posting, a frieind of mine once told me that there are three types of people in the world, th once who know wrestling in fake, the ones who believe it is real, and the ones who wish it was real. I liked to mess with peoples heads that said wrestling was fake becuase if they said it was real, the boxing commtion would ban the matchs.

[ravenmccloud]

Just a great video and song. RIP Freddie, you are missed.

[thabearz]

Say, has anyone posted the longer version, which includes a dialogue between Fred Blassie and a sound engineer (who turns out to be another pencil-neck geek) following the song? 

[134dGE]

@thabearz ???

[goldhunting]

You mean white people were the first rappers?

[carlemonet]

Freddy Blassie was such a character, miss his type today.

[altfactor]

Fred Blassie's nickname was spelled "Classie", NOT "Classy".

[Goel11696]

Did he pass away /:

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[RedVynil]

@Goel11696 Yes, about 2 or 3 years ago. :-(

[Goel11696]

@RedVynil Actually it was in 2003 like in april .

[RedVynil]

@Goel11696 Doesn't seem like that long ago! Maybe because there's been so much bad news in my life since 1999, it just doesn't seem that long ago.

[thetroymartin]

Billy Zoom on guitar.

[GINGERDUNDEESCO]

thumbs up if colt cabana's art of wrestling podcast brought you here!!!

[KingKel13]

This songs more about The Miz or Cole

[SatansMullet]

Are they sure they aint talking about niggers? cause i can get behind that if they are, LOL

[oldskoolgamea]

8 people are a pencil neck geek

[sapphire60s]

Hahahaha. I've always thought of myself as a genius type pencil neck geek. Funny, I've just found my song.

[UunonMopo]

i am pencil box

[drinfernogh]

I have the Mr. Bungle version of this and had no idea what it was until now.

[zinxderobo]

@drinfernogh saw bungle play it live. best band of all time.

[LordKamiizumi]

@maddaddy420 - thanks for the clarification! Personally, I think 'pinhead' would have worked better but hey what I do know I've never written a song in my life.

[LordKamiizumi]

Does he say "pee-head" @ 1:47?!?!

The song was kinda funny until then and then the rest after was ok. Good thing he didn't give up his day job...

[maddaddy420]

@LordKamiizumi Pea head as in the vegetable is what he is referring to.

[psygnsup]

Yes, I remeber the ending where he spots the producer as being a pencil neck geek !

[MRHUEYLOUIE]

Is he talkin about Obama?

[classie60]

Anyone have Fred singing "King of Men" they could put up on here ?

[kidmix6]

used 2 listen 2 this on the Dr's show way back!

1 thing though, I had a friend who was younger than me who freaked out when he heard this song... there was an extended part 2 this on the end where he kills the producer... & it always scared the $#!+ outta him!

any-1 else remember this?

[hiyori13]

@kidmix6 Yeah, the producer tries to do a re-take of the song, and Blassie snaps. Noce memories...

[wayne252525]

All time classic ... love it !

[ChadSpeaks]

Replace 'pencil neck geek' with 'hipster'...

[SelfMadeMil]

It's gonna be real hard times for all of these Grit eatin', scum suckin', boot lickin', drop kickin', gut grindin', nail bitin', glue sniffin', scab pickin', butt scratchin', egg hatchin', sleazy, smelly, pepper-bellied, dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin' FREAKS... nothin' but a pencil neck geek.

[Olbitt]

He don't look like "Weird Al" Yankovic...

[michellesupport89]

Kanye West comes ti mind haha.

[JTPChris]

That is so Awesome!

[roge69charger]

Still have the extended play record on Vynil, And, There's a lot of Fk'n Pencil Neck Geeks around these days, Including The Pres.

[MyThrillKillKult]

obamas a piece of shit

[pikkdogs]

I hate doing this, cause I think these jokes are stupid, but I have to.

4 People are pencil neck geeks.

[liquidgee13]

@pikkdogs Make it 8 pencil neck geeks - it's obviously contagious1

[orioleman5]

OMG!!! Can't believe i found this here!! Thanks so much Freddie for all the great entertainment over the past decades; you were the true "Fashion Plate"!!! R.I.P.

[surge89100]

o no lots of geeks

[HandofEarth]

Lets get those oil drillin, scum spillin, greasy haired, pimplefaced b.p. execs.

[HandofEarth]

Lets get those oil drillin, scum spillin b.p. oil geeks!

[Diogenes1360]

Egg-Hatching? Butt-Sratching?

[BuffaloRocka58]

Grit eatin' freak, scum sucking pea head with a lousy physique...

Good ol' Classy.

[Chrisdrumz]

Where is the verse "In the slums of Japan I saw a little pip squeak call the neighborhood bully a pencil neck geek"?

[WrestlingHeretic]

@Chrisdrumz

That's from "King of Men."

[xpointkiller]

its a fun song but the message is bad

[ELGROOVER]

This didn't get played in Wigan Casino ~ Keep The Faith ☺ ;-j

[tslexx]

yeah but fuck'dem pencil neck geeks! )))

[INSvictim]

I also have this version (on CD), but the ending is cut-off;

I have an old cassette tape from New York City radio

with a longer ending, speech, not 'singing'.

maybe it was banned as too offensive.

[Thatfatman100]

lol



[verbusen]

This song rocks! I really laughed, great! Thanks!

[essivivono1]

good!

[necronsplayer]

I TAKE DIRECT OFFENSE FROM THIS SONG!!! The term "pencil neck"actually means to shove a pencil into a neck. I am a geek, and would not enjoy being pencil necked!

[revmary]

This is on Singsnap now, i sang it, love it

[frelvis77]

Freddie Blassie was so great he wrote this song about John Cena 30 years before he debuted.

[echo962]

@frelvis77 Ha Ha Ha. I agree totally! John Cena looks like a midget on steroids.(the weird way his body is proportioned) Add the dumb blue jean cut-offs, and you've got a "pencil neck geek."!

[McRat1968]

@frelvis77

Michael Cole is the ultimate pencil-neck geek.

Not Cena.

[cerberus144]

@frelvis77 Or Santino.

[DylanMcDonalds]

PENIS NECK GEEK OBAMA GAY 420

[wolfmantip]

This Song is so Halloweenish.....Love It.

[j6460887]

This guys son grows flowers for the st louis countyy park dept

[TheZeke165]

obamas a 90-lb weakling, and a creampuff to boot.

[hemp71]

Not Obama. The geek is Glenn Beck.

Pipe cleaner attached to a head. One man no good losing streak.

One day we cut one up for fish bait.

[tellingitlikeiseeit]

@hemp71 Glenn Beck isnt the guy running the country into the ground. That would be Obama who clearly looks more like the pipe cleaner description in this classic song.

Clean the sperm from your glasses and you shall see the similarities.

[odnalro40]

Obama's still the president and you're not so get over it and stop sucking on dicks in the back of movie theaters trick.

[xpointkiller]

@Jok3r115 cool down u 2 obamas the president like it or not . yea hes a fuckup but still relax

[jcthawaii]

@odnalro40 Check this out, a fkin grit eatin scum suckin pea head pencil neck geek actually made a comment. You sorry piece of shit, shut up about your gay cock sucking activities, we wanted to hear a funny song.

[Dustwitch]

This song always makes me lmfao. LOVE IT!

[Jok3r115]

@Dustwitch hahahahaha lmao so true dude

[a455olds]

@Dustwitch 

[a455olds]

ha ha ha, you nailed it @Dustwitch

[bbwa1969]

@Dustwitch Obama comes to mind because you're a racist bastard.

[Cayvmann]

@bbwa1969 He secretly has a hard-on for Obama. heh

[Dustwitch]

@bbwa1969 oh,come on,how can I be if I' am part black? HUH ? Answer that one moron.

[bbwa1969]

@Dustwitch Being part black doesn't mean you're not racist. It means you're in denial.

[Jok3r115]

@bbwa1969 shut the fuck up you little homo

[Lockmat666]

@Dustwitch I dunno. Obama would dunk on any of our asses.

[1995Buick]

@Dustwitch I do!

[jackdeath]

I like the long version of this song better.

[kittyprydekissme]

@jackdeath There's a longer version?

[Druffmaul]

@kittyprydekissme When Dr. Demento used to play it, it ended with Blassie killing a geek.

[ParrisVstefanow]

Classic Fred Blassie ~ Great song ~

[clonetrooper8]

LOL reminds me of a friend