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  • I bet if we get drug into WW3 this shit wont be so funny anymore.

  • How can it be superior if they stole it from USA?

  • stupid american fat child made subtitles

  • Im russian, and this translation has nothing to do with the video.

  • 2 Funny !

  • You say of russian superiority in technology,yet they wer/nt able to land a mars robot,or rover.

  • russia is cool, china is cool too. America is cool, i wish we all could see how cool we all are.

  • l;ol

    

  • try to find them before it gets dark...lmfao!

  • Спасибо, поржал.

  • Yes very funny, but Russia is the only country stop can destroy America and they know it. LOL

  • @CookieMurderer123 China dont forget

  • @CookieMurderer123

    Check globalfirepower

    Russia+China couldn't make a dent, sorry.

    Not like it matters. I agree with amy, Russia is cool, China is cool, US is cool.

  • LMFAO !!! HA HA HA HA HA HA !!! LOL !!! O BOY , this video was a good laugh !!! I will show many of my buddys and see if they catch on !!! LOL !!!

    Keep up the good thoughts to make us laugh !!!

    It is nice to have a good laugh once in a while !!!

    THANKS

    DEv

  • to braco rusi neka ameri pare ochi,kad su pokazali da su glupu ko amebe sa meseca...a prevod je bas za debilne opet amere..

  • i like it =)

  • LOL haha

  • subtitles are so far from real...

  • Вы, американцы глупы way do you hate Bracu RUSE =crko da bog da= retardu fuck off. USA stinks i mnogo ste глупый da neznate koja je vera budisticgog monaha LOL koji retosi LOL LOL UMRI умереть!!!!!!!!!

  • That was the best thing ive seen in weeks

  • I'm Russian and I've got to admit, this was pretty hilarious.

  • @Gracefulandings No it wasn't. Not funny at all.

  • it was funny, don't argue. Phack all the weapons in the world. PEACE

  • He He!!, funny sh**!! I like it man..

  • Sie brauchen nicht zu diesem Müll zu sehen. Jedenfalls sind die subtiles alles falsch, und es dauert the piss out der Russen.

  • LOL I can understand Parody but to call Sukhoi ugly is unforgivable. watch?v=55XiCCXSu4g

    This is pretty much reaction if you call Sukhoi ugly :D

  • The Best of Russia xD

    Fuck of USA xD

  • wore translation ever XD!!! FUCK USA!!! GO CCCP/RUSSIA!!!

  • The Sukhoi jets are badass looking. This is coming from an american.

  • fuck you Russia

  • @michael18gomez suck idiot

  • fuck dumbass americans,soon usa will collapse

  • '

    ussr russia use american laptop computer on 106 to 108

  • lol

  • What is all this Fuck Russia, Fuck USA and Fuck Sweden crap? Did you children get tired of arguing over PS3 and Xbox?! lol

  • finnepower , if you come from Sweden : FUCK SWEDEN!! Sweden is the world capital of bitches and fake people. All Swedish girls are 100% bitches and natural born bimbos. The secret weapon of Swedish Army is the alcohol...

  • @hotpocketpoison Lets recall Iraq where Abrams tanks were destroyed by Russian Rpg's. Also not speaking about that T-90 is lighter,faster and much easier to manure. The ONLY thing thta abrams has better than T-90 is better GPS navigation, however on the new t-95 it is already begin constructed therefore Abrams cannot stand a chance at all.

  • @hotpocketpoison I suggest you to research more about Abrams and T-90.... firstly t-90 has the weaponry "Shtora" which is the reflection the misses , works on heat sensitivity. No other tank in the world has that. Meaning 1 on 1 fight abrams would not even hit T-90. Secondly when t-90 was constructed it was experimentally hit with misses and guns that Abrams had, from 7 Abram's shots from 200 m distance could not go through the T-90 Armour.

  • @Russian220088 1st off i suggest YOU do research, the abrams can be equipped with the MCS system that can redirect wire and radio guided missiles and it had it years before the T-90 was first built. the T-90 was equipped with Kontact-5 and was shot with RUSSIAN APFSDS from a 120mm gun, NOT the same gun or APFSDS that the abrams used, in fact, it is proven that the M289A3 can penetrate the T-90, because it can penetrate Kontact-5 and still has enought KE to penetrate over 600mm of armor(the --

  • @Russian220088 -thickest part of the T-90 being only 500mm thick). also 0ver 80% of abrams destroyed in iraq were destroyed by our own forces(US doctrine stated that if a vehicle id DISABLED(meaning broken tracks)it is to be destroyed to prevent information from falling into enemy hands)the other 20% were hit either from the sides/rear of the turret or the engine compartment(the weakest parts of the tank). the T-90 may be lighter and have more range but it is still about 5mph slower, i for one-

  • @Russian220088 do NOT think better range and less weight is worth having inferior armor, technology, weaponry(its gun, despite being larger and longer, still has less penetration), crew survivability, targeting systems(the abrams targeting systems are beyond superior tho the T-90s), battlefield networking, etc. also the T-95 is long cancelled, again, i suggest you do research on these subjects BEFORE you type.

  • Russian technology? Hhahaha. USRR was better than Russia today.

  • Im russian, but honestly, this was funny lol.

  • @hotpocketpoison spear was one of the best weapons before guns and bows were invented so yeah that is the logic :) Tell me which parameters.... Just coz it was build earlier doesnt mean it's worse. In fact they keep advancing them. Ive seen a very nce video on youtube about american military technology..... Americans wasted so much money on F-22 and other F's and is still not even close to Mig's Su's (discovery fact)

  • @Russian220088 NOT EVEN CLOSE??? IN WHAT?!?! maneuverability??? the F-22 is just as maneuverable as any Sukhoi(it has performed every maneuver the Su-37 has done that does not involve yaw vectoring). and the abrams was built over 15 years earlier than the T-90, the T-90 still has mediocre battlefield networking and the versions the russian army uses(T-90, T-90A)have no GPS navigation and very poor IR and NV cameras. not to mention the abrams armor is FAR superior even with Kontact-5 on the T-90.

  • @Russian220088 the F-22 also has utterly SUPERIOR radar despite their age and im not even going to mention its stealth(makes even russias most powerful radars like the Irbis-E powerless, because they will be engaged and destroyed before they even see the F-22). and WHAT DISCOVERY FACT??? did RT tell you that XD just do a little RESEARCH on both the tanks and the jets(because believe me, I HAVE) and you will see that ours are utterly superior in every way.

  • wow a bunch of russian pussies with their thongs ina bunch cant take a joke...thats awesome

  • Хана вам америкосы

  • it was kinda funny 

  • whats that shit? looks really really not superoir

  • @hotpocketpoison what can i say? u must do a bit more research rather than just stating idiotic facts in ur favor :) Just gonna say... Ak-47 (most killed amount of ppl) T-90 tank (best tank in the world, most advanced technology) Su-47, Mig's...... nothing compared to F-22 or whatever

  • @Russian220088 just let them say whatever they want dude.. I am a Greek marine and I went to many countries for training..Al I can say is that the Russian army is unbelievably superior in comparison to the others! My God!! I could not believe in my eyes!! In 2006 I was in Russia for a training session and i just could not believe in my eyes! How the hell did you build such an army! Just unbelievable! I hope that you will use your huge power for good purpose!

  • T-90? we live in 2011 not in the 90´s.

  • the only thing i think you russians have and you can proud of it is not your technology its more your men.

  • @Russian220088 WHAT?! well then i guess by your logic the spear is the best weapon in the world right??? it has killed more people than the AK-47 so by your logic it MUST be the best...give me a break dude XD also the T-90MS is STILL lagging behind the M1A1 in many permitters, considering everything planned works EXACTLY how its supposed to(even though it is was built 20+ years later)and lets not mention the M1A2, or the M1A2SEP, even though the majority of T-90s russia has are T-90s and T-90As.

  • stupid and fat people with no brain, they just show the world how stupid their are...

    btw, im not russian... but i know russians are not stupid, racist and ignorant like american.....

  • @pelicaravansary It's a joke dumb shit.

  • @gregrutz yup, i know its a joke u dipshit, but its a stupid joke, now go eat mc. donald u dumb ass...

  • @pelicaravansary I was thinking of having some Chicken Strips with sweet and sour sause from McDonalds but I had some Spam instead.

  • @gregrutz You made the right choice quality-wise.

  • lol funny vid everyone else didnt get that it was a complete joke

  • Chernobyl = superior Russian technology.

  • @monsterzeroJr No, 9/11 = superior US aa technology

  • fuck you american bitch.... but part of tornado is so funny :))

  • HAHA look at all the mad russians. America ftw.

  • me encanta

  • Hahahaha... great subtitles.

  • Fuck russia, you lost every battle you have been in against the west

  • Subtitles are just for pissing pants. But russian ppl won´t agree with that unless it´s only a joke. So, what is it?

    The crowd´s getting on fire ;-)

  • Антлатов славяне нагнули, так и нагнем и америку

  • FUCK OFF USA .  Скоро мы нагнем американских девах

  • @CTumyL lol dis is what u accually said:Soon we will stoop down American Virgins

  • @CTumyL Sorry you lost the cold war, asshole.

  • @gregrutz no one had lost, USSR just gone.. did usa invade russia? it wasnt a war, its just a hollywood shity speach of american politics. tell me the main thing of the war

  • @Drezdenn It was a war of Ideologies. Free Capitalist Country vs. Communist dictatorship. USSR went broke trying to keep up.

  • @gregrutz at the end USSR had much more money than Russia has now. USSR gone just because of proamerican politics and people that had give up to sit in isolation with money and without new goods, because USA afraid of communism! New time shows that you do not afraid of comunistic china, and your ideological war was just an order of zionist bankers and politics against ussr cause we kicked away jews from our land. IMHO

  • @gregrutz Cold war was just heopolitical battle of the big game, yes we lost it, but big game started much early and it is still in progress....

  • @CTumyL зачем тебе американки? они же страшные

  • @CTumyL Hey, stupid. There are no American virgins!

  • @CTumyL USA are cowards, bitches, jealous and very fags (and fats)

  • funny shit i still have respect for russian tech and the the fact their probably going to be the last white country in the world

  • Very funny , cudos to the auther. Now I go to Russian McDonald's and eat fat cheeseburger and fuck my sister in the toilet.

  • yeah its wrong subtitles but its funni..

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  • Only Russians wouldn't like this.

  • RUSSIA No.1 - USA no.0  hahahahahahhahah

  • fucking russian 

  • in solviet russia, funny makes you mad.

  • OMG stupid americans

  • guys for christs sake stop bitching, there is NOTHING that the US needs to be jealous over that has come from russia THE US IS A SUPERIOR MILITARY FORCE and you all know it... why do you think they lost the cold war XP

  • finnepower YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF FUCKING AMERICAN JEALOUS IDIOT THAT CANT TRANSLATE RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU TRY TO PROVE TO PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE A FUNNY IDIOT. YOU MADE IT, YOU ARE FUNNY IDIOT. MOTHER RUSSIA HATES AMERICANS LIKE YOU. GO TO MCDONALDS AND GET FUCKING BIG LIKE A TON OF SHIT....

  • i lol'd

  • 1st funny stuff

    2 thats wrong

    3 dont be gay

    4 russia has better tech

  • heaps funny..... dont listen to those serious people

  • woah, slow down, the end is funny...

    "we look how far they went and try to find them before it is dark"

  • Idiotic video, and not funny.Its just sad, FOR YOU!

  • thats stupid, wrong and no funny

  • Rubbish...

  • @keyhuman MIRROR AGAIN? DONKEY?

  • RRRRRRUUUUUUSSSSSIIIIIIIIIAAAA­AANNNNNNN PPPPPPOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEERRRRRR!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

  • ahahha i loled so hard, im russian and thats not even close to what he says XDD

  • "Sometime is the toilet, there are sparks..."

    Uhh, yeah, that's the Taco Bell talking back at you.

  • hahahaa funny but, Russia technology rules

  • Dont upset the russians there is millions of them and there ok

  • lol

  • U STUPID FUCK, ITS ACTUALLY PRETTY INTERESTING IF U CAN UNDERSTAND IT AND IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE WOULD LIKE 2 KNOW WHAT THEY SAY WITHOUT UR BULLSHIT SUBTITLES U FUCKIN FAGGOT!!!

  • best ever

  • The days of Russia are counted..because the Chinese dragon awakes...

  • subs - funny :)))))))

  • Lol, that's funny. I wish I knew what they're actually talking aboutthough.

  • These freakign subtitles don't even make sense u homo..... I think most otitles it doesn't talk bout it, the people that watch this video will hear "plazma" by the narrator and in ur subtitles, well only americans might think its true becasue all there is in their brain is cheesburger...

    fucking doucheburger.

  • @Russian220088

    You're right, these stupid Americans have changed the subtitles and made the whole thing sound stupid...

    DO NOT READ THE SUBTITLES, THEY ARE FAKE AND GAY!

  • @SVB222 Sometimes "fake" is funny. Like when man is in bear costume is not actually bear at all! Is funny!

  • @Russian220088 SHUT THE HELL UP YOU INBRED ALCOHOLIC!

  • U fucking retard these aren't the right subtitles, fucking homo jelous of Russian weapons and can't stand american idiots loosing? Doesn't mean u need to put wrong subtitles, go eat some mcdonalds and bang ur mom in the toilet

  • @Russian220088 Sometimes "wrong" is funny. Like when man is in bear costume is not actually bear at all! Is funny!

  • @finnepower You FUCKING SWEDISH cocksucker ! Are you jelous on RUSSIAN technologie ? The subtitles are a bunch of LIE ! Fuck your mother in the toilett, when it's sparking !

  • @finnepower only for idiots may be. I found your subtitles boring crappy bullshit.

  • @Russian220088 I am not not american either and frankly I think Americans are fucking gay wankers but the Americans won the cold war against you and also that was very funny it was not meant to be racist Just funny.

  • @Russian220088 lol this pretty much sums it up for us...

  • @Russian220088 umm... russian weapons are INFERIOR to US weapons. we have the best planes, tanks, ships, subs, helicopters, and EVERYTHING else ON THE PLANET. i REALY hope you respond so i can prove it to you XD

  • @hotpocketpoison and unstopable rockets!

  • @hotpocketpoison Yes, please prove it concerning rocket (e.g. MLRS) and aa technologies.

  • @romalexkun MLRS: the M270 weighs nearly half as much as the BM-30, can travel faster but has less range, and is also MUCH smaller, it can fire guided missiles with a range of 190 miles, the BM-30 is unable to fire guided munitions and is limited to a range of 56 miles with unguided missiles(and the M270 was built 10 years before the BM-30).

    AA-tech: way to choose russias STRONGEST area. but since we have cruise missiles that can hit targets from beyond the range of the S-400 we need not worry.

  • @hotpocketpoison

    1) What about CIWS

    2)What about strategic nuclear beasts like RT-2UTTKh Topol-M

    2) About MLRS, using your logic we can start compare BM-21 GRAD with M270, it is faster, I guess cheaper and built more than 10 yers earlier than M270, yes, range is lower.

  • @romalexkun 1) the AK-630M-2 is better than the Phalanx but why even count that? they serve little purpose in ship defense and NO purpose in combat. seems to me like you are just pulling things out of your ass just so you can say"WOOooowO ruSSiA is BeTTer iN a UselEss CateGOry...DAAAAA" you make me laugh boy.

    2) RUSSIA IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BUILDING ANY MORE NUKES! first of all the SM-3 can stop ANY ballistic missile(including the TOPOL-M )and since we are DISMANTLING our nukes we have no---

  • @romalexkun ---direct competition.

    3(guess you cant count)) you are joking right??? the maximum range of the newest rockets are 25 miles, the max range of the guided munitions in the M270 can travel over 190 miles(still outranging russias newest MLRS by nearly 3 fold). the BM-21 also has a much shorter travel range XD

  • @hotpocketpoison

    1) be more polite!

    2) Sorry, unfortunately you did not prove your very ambitious thesis. This feature is better, but it was built earlier, but our greate MRLS 4 km/h faster than Smerch, but this guy you can use only for ships, not in real battle...this is not serious discussion, sir.

    It is possible to continue about Iskander, about cost of units in US high tech army and so on, but not with you. Full stop.(You may not answer me). Удачи!

  • @romalexkun 2) its 4km/h faster AND CAN FIRE >GUIDED< MISSILES ALMOST 3X AS FAR! what do you not understand about 3x as far and guided???

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