WHOLE FOODS RAP!

[Thestarwarsotaku]

Yes, choco strawberry vanilla! :P

[NailSoupMedia]

Sounding like Samuel Jackson? Really? more like Samuel Jackson if he was gay or visiting the proctologist. Whats with the boo hoo at the end? sounds like a michael jackson - indian reservation remix.

[skyezor]

so dizzy



[Boomboxboy23]

That grin after his epic boop :] xD



[blimpman991]

how do i buy a poster?

[blimpman991]

lol canadian money is worth more

[Lilypool13]

Silly Toby. Americans dont have brains. x3 Im amercian. I admit it.

[Biggiesmallz33]

Epic Boop

[Levithe98]

:P

[Levithe98]

nugget in a biscuit with mash potatoes and barbecue sauce flavor

[whatswiththatchick]

Thanks for including me :D

-Other

[spop218]

dear toby.

i freaken love you.

nuffffffffffffffff said =]

[softlivingdead120]

im canadian ...

[BhreighaAnn]

@softlivingdead120 so am I...

[softlivingdead120]

@BhreighaAnn

omg that is soo epic :D

[lstrampp]

racist



[danafutrell]

RaD.



[TriggerHappy1243]

Make a remix of "Darkness and redness and whiteness,mortal kombat thest your mightness"

Like super PLS

[earthgoddess0]

this guy is hilarios lol

[MrJosh0626]

white people.... smdh.

[CrimsonXxRegret]

LMAO!!!!!love love love love love love love love love him!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xDDDD oh and what flavor.......ICE CREAM :3

[LeCorBau]

is this what you do for fun? walk back and forth in an alley and talk to a camera screeming about birds with a lisp.

[whoo689]

Toby shops at Whole Foods? :/ :o

[whoo689]

Intro of darkness then redness then mediocre vlogging.

>:)

[forjanelle]

he has really nice teeth, great smile!

[Kenjutsumasters]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNN­NNNNNNNN! 

[arkadyka]

Why are there so many likes for this video??

[Bradm4n]

177,000th veiwer

[jwakid]

what the fuck is this guy talking about

[XPxKX1stsasukeXPxKX]

i remember this was my first Lazy Vlog with u.. memories

[hgetyhuge456]

is he drunk

[tobi9ify]

my brother has to shop at whole foods because they have a bunch of stuff thats gluten AND lactate free so he always feels ashamed to go. toby. YOU JUST MADE IT COOL TO GO TO WHOLE FOODS!!!!!!! thank you!!!

[paprikapistol]

That's a win that's a boop win

[gman248]

@paprikapistol Roll the next clip Steven! :D

[taylortradingcompany]

Dont know why, but this guy needs to be on a movie.

[cocoloco5100]

my last name is turner(:

[Cheetomustache]

it's gettin' real in the whole foods parkin' lot.

[speedyspooley]

Stephen Lynch & Danial Tosh had a love child......

[kalel19751]

you suck

[mtyler5000]

whats the deal with the white space on the left side of the screen?

<======

I mean WTF is it for? Why is it there? I SAY WE ABOLISH IT!!!



[UndercoverCracker]

This kid is barely funny.

[TheRedDinosaur]

wanna talk like toby put "ness" at the end of every word

[ker99ful]

Toby youre always holding a coffee

[JMMT7022801]

Toby, are you high? You seem really manic to me. Are you all right?

[JdotBismarck]

Really boring after 4:20

[BrokenxRosesx]

I love the bit at about 0:40 where he goes from his girly voice to him again :P it's like, 'Yes, I am actually very, very manly... *hem*' :P and besides... his smile is amazing >.<

[Hollieiscool22]

I just watch these so he can say outdo of darkness then redness then whiteness.

[MiiSSBRiiGHTSiiDE]

Does he have adhd? x

[SupaJabie]

@MiiSSBRiiGHTSiiDE The coffee also adds to it. xD

[eggylucy]

@MiiSSBRiiGHTSiiDE why would you think that?

[animegirl271]

@MiiSSBRiiGHTSiiDE probably.

i must say it though- i wanna see him high on sugar/caffeine. in public.

[Multi1234ification]

@MiiSSBRiiGHTSiiDE Yes, he does. It's fun to watch his 2 "ADHD: Everything's better with HD" videos. :]

[FerisDotCom]

Woo!

[ninjafrankie]

the videos length is 4:20 lol

[RandomDudeXP]

Transcribe sound at 2:08 LOOOOL XD

[g07denslicer]

arrrrg I ALMOST sneezed during this video, but the immediate realization that I was about to get blessed was so exciting that it discouraged my sneeze from coming out!!

[yagitka]

TOBY LOVE BIRDS!

[SgtLonelyPepper]

Toby is seriously a very good talker... Honestly... He never stops... And it's not a bad thing :D

[ILIVEFORALOHA]

Hahaha this is sooo random and funny gotta love it

[RightOfNowhere]

Sometimes I find myself doing Toby voices when I tell stories.

[bhead1231]

what kinda phone do u use.. ?

[GarwoodTV]

@bhead1231 iphone4 :)

[shortmiget52]

I just ordered a poster :)

[freezie656]

Did... Did you really say "Girl, or guy... or both. Or other"? Seriously?

That. Is bloody awesome.

[WorldOFWowCrafts]

If I act like an Fool and Vlog while talking to myself do I get 151,000 Views ?

[TheCurtbob]

I just love it when Toby starts asking the wall if the Canadian dollar is more than the American dollar..

[goken5001]

best introooo everrr

[Sbtheonetrueme]

WHatchA GOnna DOOO sUCKAAA!!

[laughingRoses]

Type MYPRIZE instead of YOU in youtube and hit enter

[Gore908LegoMaster]

i bet people are looking at you saying what is he doing?

[thekmonkey101]

i wanna tortellinni!!!!!!haha lol

[thefallenangelfairy]

omfg i sneezed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! adnd i have the same last name as you and apparently we look like eachother!! and i live kinda near you!!!!! you are amazing... :)

[xGeTxRhythMx]

Oh Toby, you just made my entire night with your crazy videos.

[devbev92]

you and my fiancee could be best friends. he bursts out in random "boooooop"s all the time. he does it at work a lot. he said he gets weird looks. lol

[ScarcrowFox]

Huh, and here I was thinking that gaining weight shortened your lifespan.

[MrAshRogers]

1:46 :D



[EmilyJCullen]

i was watching this with itouch app and my ipod died at about 3:45...............yup me and my friend busted out laughing then was sad

[47RiseAgainst]

BROWNIES!¡!¡

[VizardVin]

Epic rap! lol loved it!

[chetty35]

i was just talking about your species :D

[PicklzInDisguise]

Yeah boyyy dont mess with us canadians mothah effaah!!!

[XmcmuffinsX]

See, everybody always gets our accents right, and you totally just nailed it. GOOD FOR YOU TOBY.

[YawFuthaMucka]

Toby i need tips on how to HEELY coz you inspired me to buy a pair at 17 but i just die on my ass and am too shamed to go out on them in public. PLZ help me! Thumbs up your butts so he can see thus and thou can hlepest thee :)!!!1!

[GalliantRogue]

bless your face

[ArtIsDance]

thanks toby <3

[mysticBarbie225]

i have yet to sneeze during one of these videos.

[jennarocks9595]

i love you tobyyy!!!

[BernieBuble]

I want a poster that's paper flavored ;)

[SuperSpoonProduction]

"im spitting now...out of my mouth" where else would u spit from 0_0

[seabasschampion]

coffe

[Wrakune]

gangsta rapper win :) I want a chocolate then strawberry then vanilla poster!!!

[TheJojo123849]

My poster would taste like coke tortilla Chips and guacamole

[xDaniBabezx]

I've never lol'ed so much in my entire life!

[emzluvsyaall]

Action in your bedroom Toby? I'm there!

[TheSirEzio]

girl or guy or both or other

[aannnneejj]

Simmer down Toby! The spit collecting in your mouth is making me want to call the National Weather Service. Tidal Wave! You need one of those spit-suckers from the dentist office . . .

[docterums1]

i want it to smell like your face

[ClarknorProductions]

haha Toby you make me wet myself with laughter every video :L I wish my vlogs were as succesful as yours :L

v v v v subscribe

[millepaulss]

HAHAHA i like when you heely.

[MoppHead12]

Ya!! Canadian dollar!!!

[devonatorproductions]

double life span = double amount of toby i can watch

[lozengeist]

Toby. You're adorable. :> <3

[destroyer17101]

@rock1roll2girl toby gave me the power to comment on only his majestic videos

[rock1roll2girl]

@destroyer17101 oh cool. For a minute, I thought you were 'nuts' ;P

[Soradrift]

Tasetful posters should be all the colors of the rainbow!

[EzioAuditore12345]

Hello steven

[tointogames]

I bought a signed one too cant wait to get it man Toby you make me laugh in every video

[xiloveyoux77]

Every time I watch one of Toby's vlogs, I find myself laughing hysterically... <3

[TheNudino]

Just bought i signed one SO COOL! :D

[Jipjuh15]

Toby + Coffee = Hyperactive!!

[ultimategohanrules11]

Mortal Kombat test your mightness!

[ItzFyliN]

Omg dude your like permently stoned I love it!

[wickedAWESOMECHICK]

lol. this is so funny. the canadian thing i was crackin up. canadians dont sound like dat but still funny.

[luv4volleyball6]

is it bothering anyone else that his video ending in "boo" and not "boop"

[HaloReachUNSC]

I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER T SHIRT AND A SIGNED POSTER!

[SasuXxXxHina]

i feel fat Now XDD



[MaybeElizabeth]

sooo ADD.

[personwhoh8svideos]

LOVE THE LISP. DO A WHOLE VLOG IN THAT LISP

[Brandon0000017]

watcha gonna do sucka???? bitches

[stalloncello]

Im gonna tell u only this: TU SEI PAZZO!ahahhah

[Kamy199]

If you wanna sell a T-shirt with ima bird on it and you dont wanna put curse words on it make it say :

IMA BIRD MOTHA FEATHER !

[pudgerfladgey]

shouldnt yur very special someone be justine?

[MadVloGGer101]

I want my poster to be grape flavoured :D

[MissChelseaNa]

i love it when he talks in his lisp<3

[kejeros]

Was I the only one who kept thinking "tosh.O, tosh.O tosh.O tosh.O".....?

[CalebRulez2]

Toby! Did you know you are on the latest episode of Annoying Orange?! Soo cool! Why didn't you tell us? :-P

[getmesomecawfee]

Lolwut? Eye-spy a poster of darkness then redness then whiteness while watching this video.. Maroon5 with Cocacola!

[DonnieDinglezz]

Hahahaha!! If you look at the poster website in the description... the first picture, his arm that he holds the audience with is jacked and his other arm looks skinny as hell :)

[2ez4EagleEye]

burger-tasting poster!

[DragonFlame023]

Tobuscus.. I love you. So much. C:

[701strawberry701]

haha this video is 4 mins and 20 seconds long. april 20! wooh!!

[froman360]

i would like my posters to taste like nacho or cheeseburger.

[NuttyTortoise]

Ever wonder what a nutty tortoise looked like?

[nikkisanchez25]

bless yo face (:

[DeadlySilverBlood]

I'm working mortal Kombat night! 8DD I loooooooooooove working at GameStop 8D

[PoohbearBailey]

Found you through katersoneseven... so subsribing, cause your hilarious... so random, so easily distracted, so funny :)

[Fatboychrisdo]

You never got anywhere. You were walking up and down the ally. Strange boy, strange.

[SailboatStar]

Hahaha, you started to do the outro like half way through the video and then got distracted :) You soooooo funny :D

[xorammsteinox]

lol this video is exactly 4:20

[dominatorofgods]

ijustines.... cough u know what ---the taste for poster lol

[monkeygirls]

yes... that means that i drive 3 hour and go shopping.. EVERYTHING IS SO CHEAP!!!!

[NZ674]

"Why do I sound like Eddie Murphy"

Hahaha damn your funny Toby!

[Whycantifeelmyfeet]

I would like a cocaine scented poster.......

[zinkpham009]

who doesn't love how he always talks about a subject but then gets distracted and starts talking in an awkward voice

[EpicImplication]

Get in on the bedroom action, was that a legitimate offer? IDK how i feel about this Toby...I mean you're a cool guy and pretty good looking, but irl you could be absolutely insane and homicidal...I am going to have to carefully consider all of this.

[MandLshow123]

63 people dont like whole foods

[jammer33man]

It must be awesome to see vloggers out on the street or store randomly.

[mynameistaken07]

'Whatcha gonna do Sucker!' - Made me laugh so much! Awesome video Toby, you're my favourite person on YouTube EVER!

[adamboudnik]

My whole street heard boop today. Youre welcome Toby.

[WalkerGibbons]

I bought a poster!!! Signed!!!

[MarshallMathersILove]

I Love Toby Turner he's soooo funny!!! <3333

[astalivista121]

 walking in an alleyway and shouting IM'A BIRD MOTHA'F*&**(& hahah AWSOME

[Marvin42224]

I wanna get in on that action, in your bedroom... XD

[RainboweyEpicFail]

I wonder what people think when they see you walking around, seemingly talking to yourself. lol

And singing.

[CrucifiedApple]

I listen to your videos while playing runescape, it gets so much more dramatic. lol

[GerriBray7610]

replace YOU in youtube to MYPRIZE and hit enter

[im2hope4]

has anyone watched you record this stuff, come up to you and be like, "dude, what's going on with you man?" lolz

[FearOfAnEmptyGlass]

Randomly ... fear of an empty glass is my band n we r startin 2 write r own songs n im wonderin if any1 knows the best way 2 think of good lyrics n write good songs????

[62laughs]

i would want the darkness to be chocolate cake flavored, the redness to be gummy worm flavored and the whiteness to be frappe flavored, :D

[natashaisqueen]

Toby kind of looks like an elf.

[theskinyourin21]

so let me get this straight. i'm not blessed if i don't sneeze? what kind of ish is that????

[grenadier42]

Whole Foods is amazing.

[ThaEther]

Wholefood is good for you

[KyleIsYourFriend]

Totally just bought a signed poster while watching this video. So excited! I love me some Toby Turner

Did I mention that my family named the new cat Toby?  I call him Tobuscus. Yeah.

[InspiredByColor28]

you are crazy! (in a good way lol)

plus you're adorable, so that doesn't hurt...lol

[jeobeahon]

i watched this while eating ice cream of darkness then redness then whiteness

...neapolitan, so yeah.