Half Man Half Biscuit Visitor For Mr Edmonds

[Evthedrunk]

his mr blobby park was a flop he sued lancaster council and my council tax went up as a result PENIS

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

"TUNE!"

[jonnythewhitefoot]

Just a quick update. Noel Edmunds is still a CUNT

[Doctorbeermaker]

@jonnythewhitefoot Any news on the current status of Noel Edmunds?

[TomthatiscalledTom]

@Doctorbeermaker I checked...he is still not a cunt....but The Cunt

[KarmicAnarchist]

@Doctorbeermaker He failed to die yesterday! Again!

[Wilde4Ever]

WTF?!?!

[malcolmcog]

Noel has a very tidy beard. Whats not to like ?

[Longniddrie]

@gghtee Noel Edmunds is not a Cunt. He is The Cunt!

[agghtee]

Is it me or does the heart rate monitor spell out "f@#king C#$t" in morse code?

[pfishy69]

is this the next track after " i lost my heart in papworth general" ?

[CharitableView]

I accuse you of actually being a member of HMHB - and going to the trouble of setting up an internet profile for some idiotic teenage virgin just to leave that comment - explain why said idiot would be on this site in the first place? You've got a shit arm and that's a bad day at Prenton.

[doctawho42]

a short word on noel edmonds: no

[stiger1993]

@doctawho42 this is steven fry

[itsmeagainlord]

i looked for a half man half biscuit record for years and finally found it in manchester. mind you, i live in san francisco. i had it in my dirty little hands and traveled onto dublin. i was at this massive gay bar there call the george. i sat the record down next to this sort of false wall thing, turned, and seconds later, saw the record fall down into this fucking wall, in a god damned gay bar in god damned dublin ireland. i was so fucked. id been looking for it for years. fuck all!!!

[jimmymacnally]

Itotally agree with the last comment he is aFUCKING CUNT

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Aw come on guys: what is there not to like about old Noel? Consider the following

1)In 1986 an untrained man was killed performing a stunt on one of Noel's shows. Noel then bitched to the Press about how the negative publicity was ruining his TV career.

2) He tried to make a fortune setting up Mr Blobby/Crinkly Bottom themed leisure parks all over the UK

3) He admits he drives over the speed limit but thinks there should be more prisons/police

4) He has BNP-type views on immigration

[edmund184]

@TomthatiscalledTom Well I was beginning to like the guy until you mentioned the BNP thing.

[schuberttweakle]

Noel Edmunds is a CUNT!

[lunatame]

Funny

[dillon1968]

brilliant . if only it was a genuine live broadcast !

[Pwecko]

I am one of HMHB's biggest fans (6 foot 6 and 21 stone) but I have to say that this track does not have the same impact outside the context of the album. Listen to the album in full. It's much better. Although, even in isolation it does have a certain piquancy, a freedom from the expectations of the musical conventions of melody and dynamism that blah, blah, blah...

[tinyoodle]

Hahahaa! Funny as hell! :D

[billydai]

quite funny, but when i lisen to the CD i always skip this track

[ILoveMoleman]

wtf?????

[EdwardianLampoon]

Now that's what I call entertainment! loved the surprise ending.

[XxLoveIsTheDrugxX]

shit

[jontheid]

Nice but the ECGs should scroll the other way. An I should get a life.

[stevebubba69andlin]

wtf??? mental lool