Dane Cook is an affront to comedians worldwide. His only skill is whoring himself to a huge myspace fanbase of middle school girls who don't know the first thing about comedy, or anything else.
This is why I carry a mini bottle of AXE on me at all times...but for women they are kinda S.O.L. as far as quick cleaning....down there. I had one the other day that was like, wheww...and I did the Dane Cook teardrop too..... How such a hot woman can let her pusses interior go rotten perplexes me
Ughh God that's as bad as it gets. Gotta keep it fresh n' clean down there, ladies and gents. Don't drink too much coffee or alcohol, smoke too many cigarettes, and eat too much spicy, heavy food if you're planning on getting a lot of action. Try drinking pineapple juice. I hear it works wonders.
@tommymonsternz Seeing as it's all the rage right now, I recently tried to find Dane Cook annoying and unfunny. It was going alright until I saw this. Maybe I'm just sleep deprived, but this is funniest thing I've heard in a loooooooong time. Yes, seriously. If anybody has a link to something funnier on youtube, please post it below because it sounds great.
@JeT1594 You know when someone's a virgin when they try to look better than others, but end up looking like complete cunts who know nothing about the world.
Dude, I laugh soo hard on his jokes I literally CRY when I'm done watching! I love this man! One of the most talented human beings almost ever~! He knows EVERYTHING! He has logic and almost like, reads your damn mind! His "late for work" skit was EXACTLY how it is for me! <3
and yet your name say fearthe1 wow what are you 6? i mean i have had a bunch of glass going straight thru my fucking hand all i fucking sad was shit i was 7
Lmoa that's to funny
KissThisAce 2 months ago
Woody Wipes will help clean those funky balls
salliemaeslave 4 months ago
ew
DeidaraTheTerrorist 4 months ago
Hey look I Missspelled something! automatic thumbs up right?
GreenTr33smoke 6 months ago
@GreenTr33smoke NO
tootsiepop825 5 months ago
@GreenTr33smoke NOPE~ Have a nice day~
k9727 5 months ago
Quit bootlegging videos and putting them on youtube
aleXprideauX9 6 months ago
@aleXprideauX9 How about some gratitude for him sneaking in his camera and uploading the clip? Asshole.
Jarhead9101775 5 months ago
"lemony fresh balls" LMAO
LadyRevan7 7 months ago
On the contrary ...my balls are extremely enchanting..
JaxRwld 7 months ago
lemon balls
Cooloibeanz5 8 months ago
"We like balls with a little kick; a little back-story." LOOL!
GWiifanboy 8 months ago 5
she must wash her vagina with a dirtyer vagina
Sether36 8 months ago 15
LoL eeeeeeeeeew
Astaripearl 9 months ago
I got stinky balls...come here let me rest them on your chin
MrKolt2112 10 months ago
26 people don't like stinky balls
JohnBigmon 10 months ago
hahahha that shitss nasty
Jennifer123001 10 months ago
LOL HE SAID VAGINA! ROFLMAOOOOOO.
000BatteredRose000 10 months ago
"she must have washed her vagina, with another stinky vagina" lol
crazykay111 11 months ago
the reason someone has stinky balls (i know i do) lol is cause of the dried semen in my opinon
jennylover456 11 months ago
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He sucks... and he's gay... if you can't tell.
blockzilla1000 11 months ago
@blockzilla1000 he's married to a GIRL and has kids...and he's AWSOME
superpredatorbros 11 months ago
@superpredatorbros He's married to a Guy In Real Life and adopted kids. And he's not awesome.
000BatteredRose000 10 months ago
@blockzilla1000 idk ur the biggest fag I've seen in a while.
BulletFrenzy3 7 months ago
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@blockzilla1000 FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GO DIE IN THE ABYSS OF FUCKIN' FIERY WATER!
crazykidmaster 6 months ago
TRY SOME WOODY WIPES
woodywipes 1 year ago
22 people have stinky balls
toxikwafflestudios 1 year ago
22 people have stinky balls
blackout2131 1 year ago
I want my balls to be enchanting =\
aheurung 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest shit ever !!
cameronklim 1 year ago
now im gonna think of dane cook when i play mortal kombat
SONSofVENDETTA 1 year ago 5
Terrible comedian
PtAltmVansanTarr 1 year ago
@PtAltmVansanTarr terrible comment
trevorlikestoskate 1 year ago
Your comedy STINKS Cook a total douche bag
davgabe 1 year ago
@davgabe your just mad because you have a skinky vagina
theRealLTBishop 1 year ago 68
@theRealLTBishop lolololol your probably so right
oskiH 1 year ago
@davgabe Wow, you're a hypocritical bastard.
BulletFrenzy3 7 months ago
HAHA Vaginas smell bad at times i just wanna slap the chick
HellRaiserEast 1 year ago
Wash your fucking ball sacks you dirty bastards.
goldsak 1 year ago
@goldsak not untill you clean your yeast infected vag
JamaicanLambsWool 1 year ago
@JamaicanLambsWool
I don't have a vag you silly person
goldsak 1 year ago
grampie likes this one...
GrampiesTaint 1 year ago
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YOUR VAGINA SMELLS LIKE A PUGS WRINKLE!!! XD
............PRICELESS!!!!
AlIeJaY96 1 year ago
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lovemebaby32 1 year ago
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YOUR VAGINA SMELLS LIKE A PUGS WRINKLE!!! XD
............PRICELESS!!!!
lovemebaby32 1 year ago
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YOUR VAGINA SMELLS LIKE A PUGS WRINKLE!!! XD
............PRICELESS!!!!
lovemebaby32 1 year ago
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lovemebaby32 1 year ago
I love this dude :D
TheJukeoMatix 1 year ago
LMAO to funny xD
savannahjolly10 1 year ago
danes hot.
xEvilMinionx2007 1 year ago 3
Dane Cook, the dummies comedian
paulshaw27 1 year ago
@paulshaw27 So you're calling all of his fans "dummies"?
XXPrincessMidna 1 year ago
@XXPrincessMidna If you have to ask then you have the answer :)
paulshaw27 1 year ago
@paulshaw27 yeah....riiight
XXPrincessMidna 1 year ago
@XXPrincessMidna exactly
burmppootbarpmeep 1 year ago
Hilarious!
wgreenerg 1 year ago
This guy is funny as fuck! I don't care what anybody says..
dreamextreme7 1 year ago
@dreamextreme7 FUC U R FMILYW@
MrHandro13 1 year ago
@dreamextreme7 how funny is fuck
TBmannetje 1 year ago
vicious circle
JBCProdukshenz 1 year ago
19 people have stinky vaginas LMFAO
bbgirl2019 1 year ago 5
FINISH HIM...... VAGINA WINS
Boy21o0 1 year ago 4
Thumbs up to mr. Cook for wearing a Guns N' Roses shirt! :D
JensJakob1 1 year ago
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina xD
Mariadelcarmenx3 1 year ago
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He sucks
Sasquach2001 1 year ago
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Dane Cook is an affront to comedians worldwide. His only skill is whoring himself to a huge myspace fanbase of middle school girls who don't know the first thing about comedy, or anything else.
MoeGreensRightEye 1 year ago
ROFL!!!!!!
magicofwolf 1 year ago
This is why I carry a mini bottle of AXE on me at all times...but for women they are kinda S.O.L. as far as quick cleaning....down there. I had one the other day that was like, wheww...and I did the Dane Cook teardrop too..... How such a hot woman can let her pusses interior go rotten perplexes me
StoneCold75 1 year ago
@StoneCold75
self esteem derives clenlieness. XP is what i learned from my last fatality.
MoGotMilk 1 year ago
@StoneCold75 there are vagina wash clothes u carry around but they are usually for yeast infections
31993brittani 1 year ago
I hate it when I have nothing to wash my vagina with other than a dirtier vagina :(
NameOnTheSpine 1 year ago 10
Ughh God that's as bad as it gets. Gotta keep it fresh n' clean down there, ladies and gents. Don't drink too much coffee or alcohol, smoke too many cigarettes, and eat too much spicy, heavy food if you're planning on getting a lot of action. Try drinking pineapple juice. I hear it works wonders.
FM897 1 year ago
FINISH HIM! VAGINA WINS!
JurassicTimesCorp 1 year ago
i like dane cook but he doesnt really ever have anything new
menards08 1 year ago
@menards08 Your an idiot then.
adamgaz 1 year ago
fuck dane cook is a god
sephseph1 1 year ago
LOL "we like balls with a little kick, a little back story"
inhumanhyena 1 year ago 4
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! Dane Cook: BEST comedian EVER! lol My head hurts everytime I watch him. lol and WTF Lemony Fresh Balls. LOL
Nobunaga95 1 year ago
"like mortal kombat before a fatality" LMFAO
TheKungFool 1 year ago
Take that, Axe.
KINGROYBOY 1 year ago
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina. ROTFL
amberjohnston1989 1 year ago 4
@tommymonsternz Seeing as it's all the rage right now, I recently tried to find Dane Cook annoying and unfunny. It was going alright until I saw this. Maybe I'm just sleep deprived, but this is funniest thing I've heard in a loooooooong time. Yes, seriously. If anybody has a link to something funnier on youtube, please post it below because it sounds great.
sunsofguns 1 year ago
lemony fresh!!!!!!!
60buickl 1 year ago
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joker7645 1 year ago
Awesome Dane cook is a gnr fan. This guy is so hilarious
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Dane Cook what a f-ing douche! Not even funny! Anybody who thinks this jaskoff is funny is a bigger douche than he is!
Aphrodz 2 years ago
LMFAO "Finish Him!" hilarious
CoffeWaffleFry 2 years ago 2
I went down and I came right back up.
"She washed her vagina with a dirtier vagina." Love it!
bigrpb 2 years ago 4
LMAO!! THAT'S SO TRUE!!
iluvphones 2 years ago 3
dane cooks the best :D
XxXfamousXxX1000 2 years ago 2
lol @ mortal kombat before fatality XD Finish him!! Vagina wins!!!! haaaaahahahaha
geniusjas87 2 years ago 5
LOL! i went down and came right back up with tears. XD dane cook is a comedy god!
yotubefan34 2 years ago 3
Mortal Kombat ... LMFAO XD
Tenshikahaku 2 years ago 2
lol FINISH HIM
VAGANA WINS!
jeffke4 2 years ago 305
@jeffke4 You Know when Someones a virgin when they cant spell VAGINA.
JeT1594 1 year ago 2
@JeT1594 vagina,cunt,vulva
better?
jeffke4 1 year ago
@jeffke4 smegma
TBmannetje 1 year ago
@JeT1594 You know when someone's a virgin when they try to look better than others, but end up looking like complete cunts who know nothing about the world.
KazeGaara89 1 year ago
@KazeGaara89 Just a simple little joke... No need to get pissy you little bitch. :)
JeT1594 1 year ago
@JeT1594 D'aaaww. You sound butthurt already. :3
KazeGaara89 1 year ago
..i did this move came right back up.. HAHAHAHA lol
amandawho 2 years ago 6
smells like a pugs wrinkle. fucking hilarious
photoswapgirlsDOTcom 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAHA she must wash her vagina with a diritier vagina. dane cook is truly legendary
brotherlylovely 2 years ago 4
LOL!
He's so freakin funny!
TheMagicMako 2 years ago 3
"Lemony fresh ball's"
XDD
xxxkristenFOSHOHO 2 years ago 3
lol LMMAO hahahhhahahahaha
99youngstunna 2 years ago
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did your mothers ever tell you if you dont have somthing nice to say dont say it at all! dang and umm btw...DANE COOK ROCKS :)
prinsessAika 2 years ago
That's disgusting. Your balls don't have to stink, regular washes will take care of that.
Raymint 2 years ago
have a sense of humor.
hes joking,
crazylatingirl94 2 years ago
No, he's defending stinky balls.
Raymint 2 years ago
thats good to know
TheBerrics123 2 years ago
Oh please, don't like it, don't watch it.
jerseygirlrocks2 2 years ago
I didn't think he was gonna defend stinky balls.
Raymint 2 years ago
Shut up Dane cook fucking rocks I would like to see u say something funnier biatch
ashley11040 2 years ago
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id love to have sweet smelling testies, he is so fucking stupid i have a pug there face dont smell bad its there whole body this guy is a dumbass
firebirdthecody 2 years ago
we all know its a "fad" to hate on Dane Cook, so have fun following that retard train
peniswiener 2 years ago 9
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how the hell is this funny. Everyone is like "check out this dane cook guy, he is really funny!" this is the stupidest shit i have ever seen
firebirdthecody 2 years ago
SHE MUST WASH HER VAG, with a DIRTIER VAG!!! hAh!! \m/^.^\m/
CHEETO3210 2 years ago
"Finish him! Vagina wins!"
BorednDisturbed 2 years ago 53
I love how nobody can spell vagina in the comment section.
SilverSwan16 2 years ago 5
lol your right!
NeonNova101 2 years ago
"She must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina."
LMFAO
Verooo777 2 years ago 7
Lemony fresh balls ahah xD
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JrockDaHoopStar 2 years ago
vigina wins ! lmaooo mortal combat haha i love my dane jeffery cook<3
crittamumbles6699 2 years ago 2
what the hell? hahahahaha rofl. I'm like: Did he just go there? hahaaha
ominous450 2 years ago
LMAO OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =] Go Dane
cutieheart1 2 years ago 2
OMFG
pookaoka 2 years ago
dane cook= da man
gedak111 2 years ago 4
"Finish Him!! *PWN* Vigaina Wins!!"
roflmao xD
PatrioT6611 2 years ago 8
ROFL,
yubisakireno 2 years ago
hahahahhaaah rofl
yubisakireno 2 years ago
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100th comment. suck my stinky balls
Jay93Cee 2 years ago
nothin here-_-
PlasmaArmada 2 years ago
HAHAHHA she mustve washed her virgina with a dirtier virgina
12Foofoo12 2 years ago 3
100% accurate :)
deadlyhips 2 years ago
AHAHA!!!
LegionSilencer 2 years ago 3
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boy dont hav stinky ballz
Rotan1987 2 years ago
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dane cooks such a bi.tch XD
axlepants 2 years ago
I went down on her and then I came right back up.
LMFAOOO.
iSoBoredMeIs 2 years ago 85
lmao finish him!
IpwnUa11 2 years ago 8
HAHAHHAHAA XD
TriEdgeOfDeath 2 years ago 9
haaaaaaaa! hes 100% correctZ!
Exoressed 2 years ago 8
that was some funny stuff dude... FINISH HIM!!!
MrMattpeoples 2 years ago 8
finish him....lol
r3n39ad3 2 years ago 5
FINISH HIM!
VAGINA WINS!
that was epic xD
CorruptedCurse 2 years ago 19
A pug's wrinkle. You ever take a pug's face and take a whiff. Poof.
Rofl. Where the hell did he get a pug's wrinkle from, I about died laughing.
DeadInside200 2 years ago 5
LOL i know right.
babifacedcutie09 2 years ago
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this guy is sooooooooooooooo NOT funny
golfmaniac007 2 years ago
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douchebag
Darknessoftheworld1 2 years ago
dude, dane cook is kickass. anyone who doesn't like him- FUCKYOU!. lol..... hes my hero<3
BrokenBluEyes 2 years ago 12
LOL!
ZehWishbone 2 years ago
lmao I love the mortal kombat part. FINISH HIM! *UPPERCUT* VAGINA WINS!
rudolph502 2 years ago 4
lol wtf xD we do not smell like that...
iSuddzy 2 years ago 2
XDD omg omg omg!!!!
Dude, I laugh soo hard on his jokes I literally CRY when I'm done watching! I love this man! One of the most talented human beings almost ever~! He knows EVERYTHING! He has logic and almost like, reads your damn mind! His "late for work" skit was EXACTLY how it is for me! <3
kyuubilinkinpark 2 years ago 4
lmao
FINISH HIM
vagina wins
ShAwNwItHpOpSiCleZ 2 years ago 4
nigga said mortal combat before a fatality lmfao
eatchas 2 years ago
stinky balls oh yeah
osoenight 2 years ago
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Hes not good at all. He talks shit and manages to kill the joke stone dead just before you start laughing.
Johnathanmaleboy 2 years ago
why the fuck would u watch this if u didnt like him. hes a fuckin legend. fuck u, you have no sense of humour. fuck stick
Jay93Cee 2 years ago 4
was that neccessary? everyone is entitled to there own opinioun.
mangafreak29 2 years ago
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stfu you douche ass face
Xander112000 2 years ago
wth would u flag this!!
evanhert 2 years ago
Dark humor kicks ass! ! !
gambit2479 2 years ago
why would you flag this video you dumbass. gawd get a life
junniejj 2 years ago 6
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TheTotaldd 2 years ago
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loseer
TheRealDallasMustard 2 years ago
*facepalm* what the FUCK did dane cook do to you i make lists so here i will type it
1.suck your daddy's tits
2.fuck your boyfriend
3.slit your throat
any fucking questions?
idkanymorepeeps 2 years ago 4
yaaa problum with #3...afrade of sharp pointy things
F3ARthe1 2 years ago
and yet your name say fearthe1 wow what are you 6? i mean i have had a bunch of glass going straight thru my fucking hand all i fucking sad was shit i was 7
idkanymorepeeps 2 years ago
I was calling the person who flagged it a loseer