My Friends are Jerks

[About9000ninjas]

Bleach, dill pickles, kosher!!

[DarlingSerenity]

DILL PICKLES!

KOSHER!

[DarlingSerenity]

GERKENS PICKLES

[MarinaNomNom]

DILL PICKLESSS!

[jessicam6252]

asphyxiate! bleach lol

[45XnimasnimenosX45]

Dill pickles

[zenorc1]

Tetrodotoxin for Nick since he dared to interupt the great god known as jpmetz

[MarinaNomNom]

dill pickles :P

[AkiraChan24]

Dill pickles :)

[purplepolkadots1997]

DILL PICKLES!



[selenetaron]

KOSHER DILL PICKLES AND GERKINS!

[psaidenberg]

I think you're great. I just stumbled onto you...



[memetiffany89]

dill pickles 

[Rexvolt]

I fucking care about chuckles you bitch.

[kkboy13]

Pickles, Gherkins, Dill Kosher Pickles, Bleach, pee, water, and finnaly

AWWW!!!!!!!!

[LCdoesmakeupXD]

DILL PICKLES!

sorry Tonjes, I'm a minion. SMD.

(:

[spastikshow]

PICKLES

GERKINS!!!

[bulletforyoubabe17]

pickles.

gerkins.

[crankdatriahhx]

pickles!

[lolzyz11]

I would say shit like the dill fuckery but Iv had a shity day and I can't vlog about it cause me ass of a laptop is broken so I'm useing my crapy iPhone

[flyerthanaG6]

martyr mertz xD

[deathtotheheart99]

Kosher?

Pickles, bleach and rat poison at the same time.

[Cheeseface108]

KOSHER DILL PICKLES!!!

[Crogersistan]

pickles

bleach for nicky to drink

dill pickes

kosher

[forevernovember24]

DILL picckles

kosher

asphyxiate

monochloroform

asinine

[ErikReinholdtHansen]

@forevernovember24 just the way we like him, except the girl part

[zelda12353]

Nicki is such a girl.

[sni12]

Pickels!



[woahXgirl94]

Bleach.

[CarbonChickenFilms]

Dill Pickles

Kosher

Asphyxiate

Monochloro... finish your sentences bitch.

Asinine

Bleach (in a soda can so Nick drinks it)

I think Nick should just drink the smelly water.

[SALISA27703]

Dill pickles / Kosher

[matemahe]

what did you put in his water

[bobi964]

Bleach, JP Metz = the best <3

[iBNinjafied]

My pickles are only for Justine!

[TheRemowave]

Kosher dill pickles bleach asphyxiate gherkin

[thisisme2592]

water



[sayanythingbr00ke]

Cum

[MiciousDawn]

I don't enjoy these vlogs with just banter! I like it when Justine focuses on staring me down and yelling at ME!

[StormyRobbins]

Justine, I listen to your podcast every time I put makeup on, as a reminder that I will never be as beautiful as you <3

[ChrmdLvr94]

"its cloudy"...the gayest thing i have ever heard nick say.

[yakko789]

Pickles, Gherkins, Dill Pickles, Kosher, AntiBleach, Milk

[YaraxH]

Pickles

Gherkins

Dill pickles

Kosher

Asinine

Water :P

[LaVidaBellaLoca]

I think Nikki should drink water :) Pickles for megan, dill pickles for chuckles <3

[AgoraphobicKitten]

bleach

[civsation]

drink a coke

[rainbowangel58]

GHERKINS :D

[yourdoorsajar]

kosher

[bocagurl94]

pickles!

[btrflywings]

Nicky should drink orphan tears!

[alexarocks931]

B L E A C H .

[alexarocks931]

P I C K L E S ! >:D

[iLoveKibumAndHeechul]

dill pickles.

bleach



[Flairfive]

So Chuckles is an antique?

[smartgirlproductions]

gherkins for soundlyawake! <3 but jpmetz is clearly the best of the three and the best of anyone in the world <3 :)

dill pickles for chuckles!

kosher.

bleach.

[smartgirlproductions]

gherkins for soundlyawake! <3 but jpmetz is clearly the best of the three and the best of anyone in the world <3 :)

[Awjvailable]

Bleach.

[thelamecrew]

Pickles 

[xoxoZashleyoxox]

Kosher dill pickles.

He should drink vodka.(:

[RosElisabeth]

Dill pickles! make me gleet (all over Justine's jerk friends' faces)

[seriousbrukie]

Dill pickles

[Angelbabe2491]

dill pickles!

[AlmostCheerful]

KOSHER!!!! see??? i can spell it!!! xD

[Saiyanqueenartemis]

Dill pickles. I love Chuckles

[heyitsmorganrae]

Dill pickles <3

[missdesigner91]

bleached pickles...

[30zsProduction]

CUCUMBERS, not pickles i hate pickles >:c

[jmzupanman]

bleach (:

[Flaeya]

I think they should try and drink raw sewage :P

[dearreadergo2hell]

dill pickles. i care about chuckles. oh and BLEACH!!!!! or cow urine.....

[Southeastpacific]

Kosher <3

[smexyjelli]

so many words to write in comments!

[VandalizedValerie]

kosher for chuckles!

[frogsoda]

best ending ever



[RememberAlicia]

Pickles!! But you're cool too.

[bloospider]

i love these videos. They always give me the feeling like I'm right there with you guys :)

[Oathkeeper1992]

Justine's trying to kill soundlyawake with cloudy water!

[mznoconsequence]

kosher pickles!!!!!!!!!

[ThisIsRobb]

Lmao Y'all Amuse Me

[TheMandi72]

I want thee doggy <3 kosher?

[zoecastillo717]

PICKLES! <3

Oh and Justine, I kicked a geese in your honor :)

[spacecowboy0017]

Which pickle did the witch get in a pickle ?

[deviriot]

So I was just innocently plucking my eyebrows while watching your videos...all was fine, until Nick asked why it smelled like laundry. I poked my self in the friggin eye :'(

[bekibooza13]

dILL PICKLES!!

[DarkPrincessFrost]

Dill Pickles!!!!

[LifeJunkie]

Justine, they realize that you condone them, right?! You could get up, walk outside and find two less annoying friends just laying on the sidewalk. You're to good for them. I'm not saying you should find new friends, but they should know you can...

[soupalex]

@LifeJunkie 'scuse me, just flying over to NJ to lay on the sidewalk outside Justine's house...

[LifeJunkie]

@soupalex I'm joining you!

[soupalex]

@LifeJunkie YES. This is good; I was worried that lying on the ground outside someone's place of residence might seem a little weird and/or crazy, but with company it looks a little more credible (I dunno, maybe a bizzare accident or failed flashmob or something) and hopefully a little less stalkerish, too. That, and have you ever tried getting a conversation out of ground-dwelling invertebrates?

[LifeJunkie]

@soupalex Actually, I have. But they were so unfocused. All over the place.

I'm just praying Justine will walk all over me, cause that's what she does best.

Meet you there!

[Tialah]

Whoever googles pickles is gonna be really fucking confused here

[HatsuneMikuVocaloid2]

dill pickles

chuckles <3 

[ginerzinwonderland]

LEAVE JUSTINE ALONEEE!

[MsManik13]

Purple DRANK...oh and KOSHER DILL PICKLES BEEEOOTCHES!

[koolgirl1620]

asphyxiate

KOSHER Dill pickles

Monochloro--(she cut it off...Rude)

Asinine

Bleach, For nikki to drink -.-

Water.......From springs in hell for disturbing our Justine.

[livlaugholiveu22]

asphyxiate 

[Babydolljami]

my friends make fun of me when i stumble its thems huggies :) dont let nick be a meany head!

[singing2stars]

kosher, dill pickles, gherkin, asphyxiation, asinine, DELICIOUS MINERAL WATER <3

[kkdakat]

bleach. drink some damn kosher pickle juice.

[dduenas08]

KOSHER PICKLES

[modestlambchop]

ass-fix-e-ate.

[YeisonAgudelo90]

bleach

[euphoriacc]

You can move to MD and be friends with me. I wouldn't abuse you. ;)

[kaykaykaykaykaykaykk]

dill pickles chuckles is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! and bleach nick should drink the water that Justine bought so he can die

[SelfishMustaches]

Kosherrrrrrrr Pickleeeee. C:

[SelfishMustaches]

PICKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE. :D 

[hartSLK]

Your friends are jerks, but they love you really.

[WoahhTeamJacob]

KOSHER PICKLES

[GD3dguy]

Kosher dill pickles..

[cyberninja2291]

tank water lol

[cyberninja2291]

pickles hahahahaha

[goldenxninjaxchick]

And chuckles is adorable the hell. But I don't want Nick to kill himself. He's actually kinda cool, but he should still drink the friggin water.

[goldenxninjaxchick]

I love Tonjes, but I hate pickles

[noraofthefuture]

how about some radium water

[LightTracks]

Awww Chuckles is so cute. SoundlyAwake cracks me up haha "it's cloudy!!"

[TisKujo]

Selkcip. I love Justine. Nick should drink enough alcohol for the 3 of y'all. Hope none of y'all are heavy drinkers xD Lol jk, I love all of y'all. <3

[CaMstErr]

Pickles, dill pickles, kosher, asphyxiate, cloudy laundry water :)

[johny1788]

BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH !!!!!

ONE TBSP OF WATER & 3 CUPS OF BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH !!!!!!!!!!!

[SangtotheDy]

if something is processing, it's taking forever.

[johny1788]

Dill & Kosher Pickles

[Satellitegirl41]

dill pickles!!! I care about Chuckles :(

[meesh11p]

Bleach lololol

[TwistedxJester]

A whole bottle of ketchup.

[V1NC3NTK]

BLEACH!!!

[V1NC3NTK]

Kosher Dill Pickles

[diabeticdoode]

Chuckels!

[Moonchild386]

dill pickles!

[BrettsMusic2009]

i love ur voice it is so sexy

[Xx9Moonchild9Xx]

Liquid cat poop with maggots :D

is what he should eat :p *shiver*

[Alvinwhatup2]

"What did you get, a mimosa or something gay like that?" haha, not from this video, but a classic line nonetheless.

[327mypiano]

Nikki should drink dill pickle juice.

[Rimaishmagik]

kosher dill pickles(:

[SeriAiia]

JUSTINE. I CARE SO MUCH THAT I'M NOT GOING TO WRITE KOSHER DILL PICKLES.

[P00perd00pers]

Kosher Dill Picklesss :D

[witchcraftlover]

BLEACH! LOL

[Kilwillae]

KOSHER dill pickles!!

I have a dog just like chuckles and I've had it since I was 3 too. lol

[sparkles12346]

the cloudiness is from calcium buildup in the faucet...it's not dangerous...it goes away after awhile.

[sparkles12346]

dill pickles!!!!

[sneezNorgasmz32]

PIckLeS, gHErKiNs, dill pickles, asphyxiate, chlorophrome, asinine, bleach........... NICKI SHOULD DRINK THAT YUMMY YUMMY FAUCET JUICE WATER

[LovesXpills]

pickles, gherkins, dill pickles, kosher, asphyxiate, asinine, bleach. I think I got this covered. AND NIKKI SHOULD DRINK MY MAN JUICE.

[franksiv]

Also, bleach.

[franksiv]

anti-pickles :|

[mileyu]

bleach pickles

[petranilla14]

DILL PICKLES, KOSHER ETC

[dbdii]

pickles, gherkins, dill pickles, kosher, asphyxiate, asinine, bleach, I think Nicola should drink that class of water Justine brought him, as I would drink it.

[DontCallMePam]

He needs to drink orphan tears.

[spartonabca]

I hereby charge Megan & Nicky with asshattery in the first degree. The punishment is that they must consume 3 cups of turtle tank water. Let this be a lesson to respect and appreciate Justine.

[WorstSingersEver]

Kosher, dill pickles , BLEACHH !!

[androschizo]

gherkins, kosher dill pickles, asphyxiate!

[sm00ches84]

yuck yuck yuck!

[xoxamyyyy]

Dill pickles.

Water.

[CRUNKKGLAM]

dill pickles!

[CandKrocknroll]

dill pickles.

& bleach.

He should drink

a spinach smoothie.

o:

[100sbo10]

bleach; dill pickles; gherkin as in i h8 u until u b nicer then pickle lol jk :)

[Merita707]

Kosher!

[ThePhilpism]

Kosher dill pickles bleach

[DespicableMe8]

"They dont know how to spell kosher!" lol i like chuckles :)

[ununhexium]

drink a smoothie

[icyclough]

kosher pickles dill pickles bleach

[lindseyjeanb]

kosher dill pickles. asphyxiate.

"why does it smell like laundry?!" - best.

[oceansgem]

@D0wnWithTheSickn3ss lol yes :D 

[ItsLeslieBxtch]

BLEACH ;D Haha. They're so mean to you :/ & Dill pickles ! Lol.

[ItsGood2BeTheQueen]

coshur

[eatglitter]

"it's cloudy..."..."why does it smell like laundry"...lmfao <3

[eatglitter]

dill pickles of course <3 :) asphyxiate :D

[eatglitter]

lmao :D

[ella88m]

GURKEN : )

[torrinpaige]

Grandma's are the best, Justine. Yay for your Grandma. And since I'm fond of Nicky...he can have a Bellini instead of the bleach.

[lennylapdance]

Gurken.

[xNonToxicMarker]

Dill Pickles. Kosher. Asphyxiate. Asinine.

[Bixalaine]

Pickles



[cait320]

picklessssssss /gerkins 

[Eichtron]

Asphyxiated kosher dill pickles for Chuckles!

[haleycox94]

dill pickles. kosher. asphyxiate. bleach. asinine

[haleycox94]

dill pickles. kosher. asphyxiate.

[sweetchristinex]

dill pickles. KOSHER. 

[JillTheVicious]

Niki should drink pickles that have been blended with ice cream. FILM THAT SHIT

[Hannah81239]

I CARE ABOUT CHUCKLES, BITCH.