I was SCREAMING at my version of the book. Truly, it drove me insane! It basically tells girls: If you don't have a boyfriend, you're not worth it! Go on a path of self-destruction until you either get a boyfriend or die!
Also, I hated the werewolves in this. It annoyed me because, like you said, they are shifters, NOT werewolves. You fail, Stephanie! I hope when you rewrite it, they are shifters.
tprinces, i have a suggestion for your rewrite. in some legends, vampires can reproduce with humans, resulting in a hybrid called a Dhampir. the blood of a dhampir is said to be harmful to vampires, so they make excellent vampire hunters. why not have the daughter go crazy and kill off the entire cullen family?
God, even listening about Twilight is physically painfull ( NOT you Tprinces, you're doing an excellent job at roasting this ''''''''''''saga''''''''''''').
The paper cut thing was SO stupid. Okay, so Jasper, going to school every day around HUNDREDS of students, finds the strength not to eat them. BUT he pounces on Bella over a tiny little drop of blood.
@CaseyLovesWWE ugh, you can love another female without being lesbian. do you love your best female friend? or are you scared that would make you a lesbian?
I heard that True werewolves dont need the moon and are more often in beast form rather then human,the lesser followers are the ones that need it to change as I read.
Haha maybe Tprinces follows the tipps from the Anti-Twilight wiki "Frozen Apples"
How to read Twilight without losing IQ points:
Beat the book against your head many times, repeating the following phrases: "Edward is not real. Bella has no personality. Jacob is a pedophile. Renesmee cannot exist. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE
in IT, we had to make a list of our favourite books. Someone put New Moon at the top. I had the laptop with the giant screen and speaker set attached (or however you spell it!) and I put this video on when the teacher wasn't in the room. God dammit. Everyone besides the girl was peeing themselves laughing. She just stared at me in a sort of, 'I wan't to murder you right now' way.
not to nit-pick but in werewolf myth werewolves do not change during a full moon. only when the wolf bain is in bloom. The hole changing during a full moon was only created for the original Wolfman from the 1940s. Just saying. Another great Video my dear. I've read your rewrite of twilight and i must say jolly good show what?.
I think it was Stephen King who put it best about twilight: "Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing the right thing in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." And no I don't like Harry Potter either
God DAMN you SM! First you turn vamps into emo gay douchebags that sparkle THEN you rip off Fire Emblem!? I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why the fuck is this all so complicated?! it's simply, Stephanie it rly is: if u love someone and u want to be with them then u stay with them if u dnt then u LEAVE and NO u CNT have both feelings at the same time!!!!
if i were in rome and i saw a sparkly man - i would think, "Tinker Bell Man." not a vampire. i always wondered how he was endangering himself by doing that.
Do you ever find that Twilight lovers tell you that you haven't read the books properly when you tell them of the dismal plot line? And that because you haven't read it then you can't fully appreciate it?
(After giving my friends 43 reasons as to why it's stupid (and I'd barely started) they have finally started to leave me alone)... -.-
@Anahifanss Typical Twitard. Can't let anyone voice an opnion that's not equal to yours. Also, do you have any idea how immature and retarted you look when you write a bunch of swear words at someone for voicing an opnion. You're just proving a point to all Anti Twilight people. All Twitards really haven't anything intelligant to say in response to an opnion different then yours. If you don't like the video don't watch it.
@realofficialuzumaki How wonderful that you've got the courage to admit it! Many homosexuals are normally coerced by the bigotry of society to remain silent about their true feelings. The fact that you so openly adress Tprinces and admit your orientation is just marvelous! Kudos, man! Or... girl. Whatever you are.
This has nothing to do with this video but, I just remembered that a week or so back, you decided to do some arbitrary thinking on Twilight with SidewaysThinker. Just when I thought that the videos that the pair of you made couldn't get any better, they just did. :D
Keep dissing Twilight! Oh and could you please do a rant on this whole Justin Bieber craze? It's almost as bad as the Twilight one, if not, WORSE.
I was flicking through my sisters copy of new moon to see the idiocy of the months turned to page 487 for some reason, read the first two words on the page and felt it summed up my entire opinion of the twilight series: 'That's stupid.'.
While perusing through some books at the library y'day, I found something that made me question humanity. And that was finding New Moon next to To Kill a Mockingbird. So after my seething anger went down a few degrees, I thought "what the hell" and did what I never thought I'd do. I started reading the damn thing. Needless to say, I laughed, a lot. And after a few pages I wanted to hang Edward by the balls. It's an amusing read, I gotta say. All in all, a semi-productive day.
@divagirl408 for starters, there is no metaphorical, literary or feasible reason for them to. if it symbolized something, or gave an excuse that actually made sense, I would have been fine with it. for another thing, she not only ignores the vampire mythos, but she insults it. probably without even realizing it. there is no rhyme or reason for the creative liberties she takes, and her reasons that she gives are half assed at best.
basically - she did no research and has no excuse.
@Tprinces Hey, I've been reading your Twilight rewrite on FF and I absolutely adore it! You're a very talented writer. Seriously, you are extremely talented in order to make TwiShite actually readable.
Ya know, i don't remember you going over this, but this bugs me also. Apparently every human in this book thinks THIS wonderful equation : "Sparkling= vampire OH MY GAWD RUN AWAY!" no Meyer, no. You failed, no one would think that, not even in YOUR world. Edward at some point in the first book said that vamps created the myth so why would people think sparkles= vampire if they think of Dracula or blade when it comes to vampires? FAIL good lord ><
Is that yaoi on your wall, if not than where is that picture from? I can't believe that I didn't notice those points until after you pointed them out.
When I read the fourth book I wanted to throw it agianst the wall, though, I didn't becuase I'd have a hole in my wall and it would cost more to repair the damage. The book made no sense, the birth of a mutant child (half-vampire) was just...discusting. Oh! and the almost "epic" battle between the Volturi and the cullens...didn't happen, nope, in fact they just stood there and talked about the baby or whatever like it was a normal conversation. WTF? (so much for the training) pfft...
bella actz like a big baby i waz just like get the hell over it and then jacob and bella they r together for like 2 monthz then theyr like i love u wat the hellllll i love the way yur like yes bitch lol then i loved jacob at the beging of the book then he actz all ugh at the end adn middle of the book but she did call the werewolvez shifterz in breaking dawn(wich by the way i dont care for that much) it iz really gay tho o shit i fhuckin sparkle neww moon waz a total
it sounds synonymous to "streaking in public" in the sense that, as it may be abnormal and embarrassing, no one would assume you were supernatural for doing so.
Actually, there is a certain type of Werewolf that CAN transform any time besides the Full Moon - but they still are forced to transform during a Fulll Moon, as well.
Okay, reality check, Smeyer may be pedestrian when it comes to her writing. I took the liberty of reading an excerpt from your 'book'. Firstly, please learn how to spell 'Prologue'. Secondly, your writing is horrendous: "The stalagmites and stalactites hung from the top and bottom of the rocky mouth as teeth, ready to devour a lost soul that would be so foolish as to wander into its clutches". Seriously? People in glass houses should never throw stones...
@ZeroMyHero99 The reason why Hp is such a great movie in my opinon is because, it has never been done before, yes there were tones of Witch and Wizard movies but not how the plot involves kids how the man story involves 3 children, and how beautiful and in almost realizic it was!!! like in a way it could happen plus the characters are one in a million, The character grow in the book for child to adult, somthing twlight does not have, I can't belive some people liek the film!!! I don't know why?
@ZeroMyHero99 i'm in creative writing. we bash twilight all the time when the archetype comes up, or talking about how to write a bad story. there's also a kid who associates HP with practically all symbolism, archetypes, etc. it's awesome.
Bella is just patetic.And, people, please realise yourself! Twilight isn`t at all so great saga.Yesq there are some things that I like for it, but generally it isn`t great or even good.Bella is a false, pretending little bitch and Edward is self-assured brat.
Bella is an emotionally unstable little kid, she thinks the first boyfriend-a vampire-is the center of her universe...jesus christ! Bella needs to be slaped several times in the face, she needed to move on with her life instead of being a dumbass. good rant. Bad series. that is that! :p
One of them should just eat and end the whinny bitch fighting. Lessons to be learned pedifiles are sexy And you can be a necrophiliac or may be go for the bestiality decisions, decision. Just a friendly message for the kids of course all vampires are 12 so... Throw a bag of weed and twinkies one way and run the other. Forget about crosses and stakes and the sun that will just make people want to disco dance. OMG they are truely evil!
Oooh, a conflict. Gotta love it when Twihards approach antis head-on :)
@MickeyShapedCupcakes You say it's a good book, there's nothing wrong with that. I'll just give you one little link... Check it out. For your own sake and to save other people's time explaining why "Twilight" IS wrong. ~.^
Oooh, a conflict. Gotta love it when Twihards aproach antis head-on :)
@MickeyShapedCupcakes You say it's a good book, there's nothing wrong with that. I'll just give you one little link... Check it out. For your own sake and to save other people's time explaining why "Twilight" IS wrong. ~.^
@MickeyShapedCupcakes there's a difference between being emotional, and being super obsessed with an infatuation. i've suffered heartbreak before. I recently had to separate from a man whom I've loved for more than three years. but to completely shut down for four months and ignore the world around you... it's a self-centered and overly-dramatic thing to do.
@Tprinces This!!! My bf of two and a half years and I broke up recently. Yes, it still hurts, yes I had plenty of tears shed over it, I even tranced out for a day or so, but I still went to work, I still talked to my friends, and I still left the house! In fact I went out to see The Karate Kid by myself to get my mind off of everything and I ended up having a great time. I'm still not over the guy or the situation, but I still have a life. Four months is just ridiculous.
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Like seriously your really pissing me off, You dont get how its a GOOD book! Your SOOOO dramatic and making fun of how it's an emotional time for Bella... Your really immature and i think you NEED to READ all of New Moon to actually Review it. so yah your just plain stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm happy Stephenie Meyer made Vampires different, Vampires now are gorgeous and not Ugly looking things, I'm happy that she made the Cullen's "Vegetarian" its a good thing... seriously shut up about the books
@MickeyShapedCupcakes Oh yes. How incredibly immature of me to criticize an over-hyped piece of fan-fiction. I have read all of New Moon, and quite frankly, it was worse than the first book. And, allow me to ask you one thing - how am I the one who is being over dramatic when the main heroine of the book decides to jump off of a cliff to hear the voice of the man who knocked her into a table and left her high and dry?
@Tprinces Yeah and what were they getting at- I mean, "I'm happy Stephenie Meyer made Vampires different". Well, if they didn't like vampires in the first place, what vampires really were... that's fine... but Stephenie Meyer "sold out" by making vampires SHINY!! Stephenie had no right to change something that's always had a "standard", like vampires.
@InstinctualJealousy There can't be a "standard" for vampires, because vampires are mythological. The only force that gives them meaning is their fan base. That said, I hate Meyer's interpretation, because the IMAGE is sickening to picture. I would be TERRIFIED if a guy had pale, glittery skin, a lust for blood, and hideous abs :)
@MunkyDrag0n But regardless- there has been some sort of standard that 90% of vampire stories follow, and if they have twists to the standard, it's nothing large, like SPARKLEY GOODNESS.
@InstinctualJealousy True. Vampires have been known to walk about during daytime, have superhuman strength, and fall in love with humans (I love the Castlevania series!) When they SPARKLE (has nothing to do with vampires whatsoever) then they can no longer be taken seriously. Heck, the wannabes in Twilight could have easily been body-building, sex-starved, anemics (wait...they WERE!)
the only reason people like the books is because they get the emotional gratification of having a normal girl get with a hot guy like edward who does all her bidding and basically lays down so she can walk all over him.
the vampires in the twilight series do nothing but sparkle. they don't anything new or different to offer the vampire myth but that.
@fozique Well the books do have that and it's gratifying that we can experience that in a book. but I do disagree, with the vampires in Twilight they can go out into the sunlight but they sparkle, They can be around Garlic, They can feast apon animals and have self control over there thirst with human blood, The vampires in Twilight ARE different in good ways from the ones you see like Dracula
@MickeyShapedCupcakes none of those new different ways you listed are new. angel in the tv series feasted on animals instead of humans and he had self control. i don't completely hate the series but there are certain things i really dislike about them that ruins the books as a whole for me.
the point is that everyone is entitled to what they like, but you have to recognize that twilight uses cheap tricks to move the story along and attract readers like the love triangle.
@MickeyShapedCupcakes there aren't any important themes raised, it's just a story with a girl, a love triangle, and meaningless danger mixed in. i do agree stephenie meyer improves writing-wise as the books progress but her ideas have no debt.
@potterbroadwayfan92 yes! LIke there wedding, the birth of a child, her becoming a vampire, Different vampires around the world come together, and A almost fight:D lots of things happen
@MickeyShapedCupcakes What stephanie Meyer did was completely ruin the mythology of vampires. The original vampires slept in coffens in the day and would awake at night to feed on human blood. If they where exposed to sunlight they would burn to ashes. They didn't sparkle. They didn't love becouse they where the "undead." And just becouse the Cullens feed on wildlife and not humans does not make them vegetarians. And Tprinces can judge it all she want's becouse it's freedom of speech.
@SpavVy1993 Well that's your opinion and I have mine, I can like the way S. Meyer changed them( into more humane and reasonable creatures). SO I can have the freedom of speech of voicing my opinion on what she has said....
@MickeyShapedCupcakes I'm not saying you can't like the way Stephanie Meyer changed vampires but you told Tpirinces to shut up about the books. She and everyone else has the right to judge them.
@MickeyShapedCupcakes you should really look up the word 'infatuation' and do me a huge favor: stfu. this girls life revolves around a man. she is 17 years old and throws her whole life away to settle down and pop out some damn demon babies. she throws away a perfectly nice guy and the only way SMeyer could justify it is by making him a mouth-raping pedophile LATER ON. edward is abusive and bella is annoying. get the f*** over it. good job TPrinces. :)
@LunaCullen6 i'm just going to point out that vampires are not real and therefore can be whatever you want them to be, whether that's burned by the sun or sparkling in it. just because someone else wrote vampire books differently doesn't mean that's the way it is. Oh, and as for bella, she's just a character! who cares if she's not that interesting? no offence to anyone, but not that many people are.
@MickeyShapedCupcakes So what's the point in calling the vampires? There's a difference between adding your own twist, and having something where it might as well have been a creature you invented. And it does matter if Bella isn't interesting, because SHE"S the main character. If we don't care about the MAIN CHARACTER, why should we care about any of the drama, or danger?
@DigimontamerB I don`t care if she is main character, she is patetic.Twilight is pityful exuse for a book.But you must be one of the deluded Twilight fans.So what,are you going to curst me for having different opinion?Go ahead, jerk!Like I care what morons like you are thinking!!!!!
@Aslara Uh... I agree with you. That was my point. The fact that Bella is the main character means that she SHOULD be interesting, but she isn't. Therefore twilight is bad, because we are utterly bored by the main character. That was my point. I hate Twilight.
OMG TPrinces, What is wrong with you? Meyers werwolves are nothing new... Modern werewolves have the ability to change at the drop of a hat because they gain control over the ability and animosity that causes the change. This is expressed in the Underworld movie series, with Jon Talbain of "DarkStalkers," "Teen Wolf," and various other forms of lycan based entertainment...
@Tprinces Oh that's your problem... *sigh* True it would make more sense to be explained... Heck I'm working to explain the concept in two werewolf based stories I'm currently working on... Well it's three actually, but I digress... Since in various forms of werewolf fiction self-controlled transformations are explained Meyer really has no excuse...
I regretted watching the movie the second i saw it and turned it off you miss are the bravest woman i know for being able to endure that
GnosisZX 3 days ago
Oh. no no. Edward's not sending her anything. That's her own deluded mind conjuring the voices.
kawaiiPASTA 5 days ago
I was SCREAMING at my version of the book. Truly, it drove me insane! It basically tells girls: If you don't have a boyfriend, you're not worth it! Go on a path of self-destruction until you either get a boyfriend or die!
Also, I hated the werewolves in this. It annoyed me because, like you said, they are shifters, NOT werewolves. You fail, Stephanie! I hope when you rewrite it, they are shifters.
GavnerWinterLuver 1 week ago
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AmazingMegan101 3 weeks ago
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AmazingMegan101 4 weeks ago
@AmazingMegan101 Ehm, she told you why. She was rewriting this book.
So, she is not alowed to critisize a book, because some people like it? Freedom of speech, anyone?
Ikarosus in reply to AmazingMegan101 (Show the comment) 3 weeks ago
@AmazingMegan101 ......did you even listen to the beginning of the video?
MrSolidsnake87 in reply to AmazingMegan101 (Show the comment) 3 weeks ago
tprinces, i have a suggestion for your rewrite. in some legends, vampires can reproduce with humans, resulting in a hybrid called a Dhampir. the blood of a dhampir is said to be harmful to vampires, so they make excellent vampire hunters. why not have the daughter go crazy and kill off the entire cullen family?
YamishiMizuandDracus 1 month ago
.................i love you......
raven22290 1 month ago
@Tprinces lmao i love ur rant there so funny!!!!!!!!
EmoJuggaletteChic 2 months ago
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EmoJuggaletteChic 2 months ago
Your expressions are impeccable. Makes this really great.
xXMusicMuseXx 2 months ago
God, even listening about Twilight is physically painfull ( NOT you Tprinces, you're doing an excellent job at roasting this ''''''''''''saga''''''''''''').
TheSciFiJovian 2 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 5:56
DanyelHawkes 3 months ago
You're my hero, thanks :D
sarah2108 4 months ago
TWITARD HERE love twilight but new moon was really bad
h and i fuckin love you in a nhw
kkbuggurl 4 months ago
TWITARD HERE love twilight but new moon was really bad
kkbuggurl 4 months ago
"Sense motherfucker? Do you make it?" You are my hero.
catastrophicize 4 months ago 17
If you've re-written this whole God-forsaken series, I will love you forever.
angelbattler 4 months ago
The paper cut thing was SO stupid. Okay, so Jasper, going to school every day around HUNDREDS of students, finds the strength not to eat them. BUT he pounces on Bella over a tiny little drop of blood.
sallyflamer 5 months ago 19
@sallyflamer And don't you absolutly wish that he drank her dry?
MrDynogames in reply to sallyflamer (Show the comment) 1 month ago
@MrDynogames Yes! Instead we got two more books.
sallyflamer in reply to MrDynogames (Show the comment) 1 month ago
@sallyflamer and 3 more movies...
MrDynogames in reply to sallyflamer (Show the comment) 1 month ago
I thought the song in the beginning was Iron Man by Black Sabbath...XD
perrottafamily1 5 months ago
i'm a girl and im straight but i love u <3
CaseyLovesWWE 6 months ago
@CaseyLovesWWE ugh, you can love another female without being lesbian. do you love your best female friend? or are you scared that would make you a lesbian?
cherokeediamond in reply to CaseyLovesWWE (Show the comment) 3 months ago
Please don't abuse yourself with the book! It's crap and therefore not worth causing you pain.
LiaKosinski 7 months ago
I heard that True werewolves dont need the moon and are more often in beast form rather then human,the lesser followers are the ones that need it to change as I read.
hotwhire 7 months ago
If vampires cant enter a room unless invited in HOW can they suck you blood at night? do they have to befriend you first then trick you?
hotwhire 7 months ago
Haha maybe Tprinces follows the tipps from the Anti-Twilight wiki "Frozen Apples"
How to read Twilight without losing IQ points:
Beat the book against your head many times, repeating the following phrases: "Edward is not real. Bella has no personality. Jacob is a pedophile. Renesmee cannot exist. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE
XellDincht 7 months ago
The whole telepahtic message thingy, yea, he is not sending messages, Bella is just being a psyco, hearing his voice! :3
MrVrexor 7 months ago
in IT, we had to make a list of our favourite books. Someone put New Moon at the top. I had the laptop with the giant screen and speaker set attached (or however you spell it!) and I put this video on when the teacher wasn't in the room. God dammit. Everyone besides the girl was peeing themselves laughing. She just stared at me in a sort of, 'I wan't to murder you right now' way.
bimbo202 7 months ago
Are you a yaoi fan? The poster behind your head is a bit suggestive. Not the I have a problem with that.
NumberTwoRox 8 months ago
6:26 I remember facepalming SOOOO many times during this book.....
mychinisnamedpaco 8 months ago
If I was left in the middle of the wood to stay away from Edward I would fucking celebrate! Four months of it!
animeexpofans 9 months ago
You should be an actor, or at least a screen writer. You are AWESOME. The comments are really well thought out and dramatic.
jumpingdolphin1995 9 months ago
I love this its so freaking funny! I agree with you!
lizTHEwriter1 9 months ago
not to nit-pick but in werewolf myth werewolves do not change during a full moon. only when the wolf bain is in bloom. The hole changing during a full moon was only created for the original Wolfman from the 1940s. Just saying. Another great Video my dear. I've read your rewrite of twilight and i must say jolly good show what?.
AaronIzzard 9 months ago
The Twilight series was a blatant, offensive and unnecessary waste of trees.
DrStrangebomb1993 9 months ago
Stop killing your brain cells. Twilight has done enough damage. :)
KaiCrazyMouth 10 months ago
Animagi: an animagi ELECTS to turn into an animal and once transformed will still be aware of who they are
Werewolve: a werewolve has NO choice. At each full moon they are transformed and will no longer know who they are
....point made?
SuperMaria911 10 months ago
lol i love the part about being left in the middle of the woods at risk of being eaten by a bear that was geniousXD
AndiLea199 10 months ago
soooo...what kind of book do you like to read?
Ziffelzoovop 10 months ago
I think it was Stephen King who put it best about twilight: "Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing the right thing in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." And no I don't like Harry Potter either
floydie2112 10 months ago
Love the review! New Moon is honestly one of the worst books I've ever read. Bella is one of the most annoying characters ever written/put on film!
StoryLoverX 11 months ago
You, ma'am, have earned a subscriber =)
The only thing I remember about New Moon (I decided the bandwagon had SOME reason behind it and read the series) is a vague 600 page blank spot...
mychinisnamedpaco 11 months ago
@Anahifanss Sigh your maturity amazes me
redsir45 in reply to Anahifanss (Show the comment) 1 year ago
i guess Edward was goin to break the the thou shall not sparkle in public
babygurl06798 1 year ago
OMG DEATH BY SPARKELS!!! XD
KuroNeko2133 1 year ago 5
God DAMN you SM! First you turn vamps into emo gay douchebags that sparkle THEN you rip off Fire Emblem!? I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEPwner86 1 year ago
@FEPwner86 WHAT?! WHERE'D SHE RIP OFF FIRE EMBLEM?!?!
then again, i'm convinced that she ripped off quite a few other things...they may be coincedences, but still...
drgnrdrgrl in reply to FEPwner86 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
Those werewolfs remind me of teddybears xD
Cookieechaan 1 year ago
@PERRYlina2 Way to counter-argue valid points made in this video....
Ikarosus in reply to PERRYlina2 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
why the fuck is this all so complicated?! it's simply, Stephanie it rly is: if u love someone and u want to be with them then u stay with them if u dnt then u LEAVE and NO u CNT have both feelings at the same time!!!!
Blackparrot41 1 year ago
Twilight for beginners:
Twilight = boring. No plot. No personality for Bella. Yuck.
New Moon = 400 pages which might as well have been blank.
Eclipse = cheesy, cliché-ed triangle drama. No plot. Yuck.
Breaking Dawn = Jacob becomes a pedo. Mmm. Twisted ponro...
DrStrangebomb1993 1 year ago
You know, watching this again after more than I year, I realized......
This video is still funny! LMAO.
VoiceoftheBoa2 1 year ago
FYI your views are over 9000! Yay!
KingNazaru 1 year ago
i really enjoy your rants :)
if i were in rome and i saw a sparkly man - i would think, "Tinker Bell Man." not a vampire. i always wondered how he was endangering himself by doing that.
ThePhantomsScholar 1 year ago
I could make my own review, but the movie "Vampires Suck" suffices as my review of both Twilight and New Moon.
DrStrangebomb1993 1 year ago
That's why Hermione Granger is a better role model than her.
simpleplanfan011 1 year ago
@PERRYlina2 haha. Learn to spell before you insult idiot.
UniVersAlOtakU in reply to PERRYlina2 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
Do you ever find that Twilight lovers tell you that you haven't read the books properly when you tell them of the dismal plot line? And that because you haven't read it then you can't fully appreciate it?
(After giving my friends 43 reasons as to why it's stupid (and I'd barely started) they have finally started to leave me alone)... -.-
EJelliefiy 1 year ago
@PERRYlina2 You seem to be having trouble with punctuation....
TheBluemist97 in reply to PERRYlina2 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
HE'S GONNA DIE FROM SPARKLES!
thegirlwhoeatsfeet 1 year ago
@PERRYlina2
You.Make.Me.SMH!
thegirlwhoeatsfeet in reply to PERRYlina2 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
Bitch you are my new hero.
You're really funny and eloquent in your delivery, major props.
Hevaess 1 year ago
this makes the legend of chunli look like the best movie ever
oilyhakan 1 year ago
The only connection they had "was that he couldn't get inside her mind"...and her pants.
"Yes, bitch, he's avoiding you"
ZeroMyHero99 1 year ago
I agree with you 100%! I agree with every word you said.
morbidmystery13 1 year ago
@Anahifanss Typical Twitard. Can't let anyone voice an opnion that's not equal to yours. Also, do you have any idea how immature and retarted you look when you write a bunch of swear words at someone for voicing an opnion. You're just proving a point to all Anti Twilight people. All Twitards really haven't anything intelligant to say in response to an opnion different then yours. If you don't like the video don't watch it.
Winchester85 in reply to Anahifanss (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@Anahifanss i care :)
LemonCreaMo 1 year ago
@Anahifanss No one forced you to watch. -__-
lovemeordie83 in reply to Anahifanss (Show the comment) 1 year ago
wait hold on....vampires cant go into a room without being invited in? is that part of the myth?
SuperMaria911 1 year ago 24
@SuperMaria911 yup. an old part
Tprinces in reply to SuperMaria911 (Show the comment) 1 year ago 22
@Tprinces Why can't vampires enter rooms without invitation? Is it some religious or aristocratic meaning behind it?
KingNazaru in reply to Tprinces (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@Tprinces gay
realofficialuzumaki in reply to Tprinces (Show the comment) 8 months ago
@realofficialuzumaki How wonderful that you've got the courage to admit it! Many homosexuals are normally coerced by the bigotry of society to remain silent about their true feelings. The fact that you so openly adress Tprinces and admit your orientation is just marvelous! Kudos, man! Or... girl. Whatever you are.
DrStrangebomb1993 in reply to realofficialuzumaki (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@DrStrangebomb1993 -.- i meant about the myth
realofficialuzumaki in reply to DrStrangebomb1993 (Show the comment) 7 months ago
@SuperMaria911
Also, vampires have control over wolves, which would probably explain why werewolves hate them. Sorry, just thought I'd say that.
ZeroMyHero99 in reply to SuperMaria911 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@SuperMaria911
That was mentioned in 'Dracula'. Though you'd have to pay pretty close attention to the dialogue to pick that up...
karik333 in reply to SuperMaria911 (Show the comment) 10 months ago
I love you. Please marry me and become my Twilight hating bride. :)
AAC1990 1 year ago
This has nothing to do with this video but, I just remembered that a week or so back, you decided to do some arbitrary thinking on Twilight with SidewaysThinker. Just when I thought that the videos that the pair of you made couldn't get any better, they just did. :D
Keep dissing Twilight! Oh and could you please do a rant on this whole Justin Bieber craze? It's almost as bad as the Twilight one, if not, WORSE.
foojuice101 1 year ago
oh my gods, I just have to say this really random thing: U have such a cute laugh!!!
PrincessKiera1 1 year ago
SENSE MOTHAFUCKA - DO YOU MAKE IT?
Best part of the entire video - probably woke up my entire building after I heard that
kipkayify 1 year ago
I was flicking through my sisters copy of new moon to see the idiocy of the months turned to page 487 for some reason, read the first two words on the page and felt it summed up my entire opinion of the twilight series: 'That's stupid.'.
iridiots 1 year ago
While perusing through some books at the library y'day, I found something that made me question humanity. And that was finding New Moon next to To Kill a Mockingbird. So after my seething anger went down a few degrees, I thought "what the hell" and did what I never thought I'd do. I started reading the damn thing. Needless to say, I laughed, a lot. And after a few pages I wanted to hang Edward by the balls. It's an amusing read, I gotta say. All in all, a semi-productive day.
OuttaEgypt 1 year ago
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OuttaEgypt 1 year ago
@divagirl408 for starters, there is no metaphorical, literary or feasible reason for them to. if it symbolized something, or gave an excuse that actually made sense, I would have been fine with it. for another thing, she not only ignores the vampire mythos, but she insults it. probably without even realizing it. there is no rhyme or reason for the creative liberties she takes, and her reasons that she gives are half assed at best.
basically - she did no research and has no excuse.
Tprinces in reply to divagirl408 (Show the comment) 1 year ago 16
@Tprinces hey you make really funny vids, esp in twilight:D
Just finished reading dark tower, you should read it too, really awesome book series and its full of goodies:D
MtGuyful in reply to Tprinces (Show the comment) 8 months ago
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never been heart-broken haven't you huh...
MamainMarokko 1 year ago
@MamainMarokko read my response to MickeyShapedCupcakes
Tprinces in reply to MamainMarokko (Show the comment) 1 year ago 12
@Tprinces Hey, I've been reading your Twilight rewrite on FF and I absolutely adore it! You're a very talented writer. Seriously, you are extremely talented in order to make TwiShite actually readable.
hinasakukimi in reply to Tprinces (Show the comment) 7 months ago
Something I never got about Bella hating being older than Edward, isn't she older than Jacob?
ZeroMyHero99 1 year ago
Why can't anyone see that Meyer dropped a sparkling 12-pound basketball-sized chocolate mud baby and decided to call it art?
sharkrocket12 1 year ago
Ya know, i don't remember you going over this, but this bugs me also. Apparently every human in this book thinks THIS wonderful equation : "Sparkling= vampire OH MY GAWD RUN AWAY!" no Meyer, no. You failed, no one would think that, not even in YOUR world. Edward at some point in the first book said that vamps created the myth so why would people think sparkles= vampire if they think of Dracula or blade when it comes to vampires? FAIL good lord ><
hellfire43 1 year ago
if i was reading the book i wouldn't bang the book with my head. i'd rip the pages out
simbafan92 1 year ago
I literally want to marry you <3 You are awesome.
flowerbaby06 1 year ago
Is that yaoi on your wall, if not than where is that picture from? I can't believe that I didn't notice those points until after you pointed them out.
hikarikurai24587 1 year ago
When I read the fourth book I wanted to throw it agianst the wall, though, I didn't becuase I'd have a hole in my wall and it would cost more to repair the damage. The book made no sense, the birth of a mutant child (half-vampire) was just...discusting. Oh! and the almost "epic" battle between the Volturi and the cullens...didn't happen, nope, in fact they just stood there and talked about the baby or whatever like it was a normal conversation. WTF? (so much for the training) pfft...
Theo2kitty 1 year ago
Nothing brings out one's creativity so much as an object you hate with a passion.
Right, Princess? Anyway, good luck on your THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN F***KING TWILIGHT! series.
MunkyDrag0n 1 year ago
bella actz like a big baby i waz just like get the hell over it and then jacob and bella they r together for like 2 monthz then theyr like i love u wat the hellllll i love the way yur like yes bitch lol then i loved jacob at the beging of the book then he actz all ugh at the end adn middle of the book but she did call the werewolvez shifterz in breaking dawn(wich by the way i dont care for that much) it iz really gay tho o shit i fhuckin sparkle neww moon waz a total
BoogaLoo688 1 year ago
"can't sparkle in public"
it sounds synonymous to "streaking in public" in the sense that, as it may be abnormal and embarrassing, no one would assume you were supernatural for doing so.
just on drugs.
melsibrith 1 year ago
Actually, there is a certain type of Werewolf that CAN transform any time besides the Full Moon - but they still are forced to transform during a Fulll Moon, as well.
LunarFlowerKunoichi 1 year ago
I played around with the calculator program and found out that in New Moon, Edward is 6 times older than Bella. Logic is awesome!
whateverperson2006 1 year ago 2
if i were bella i would get an ice cream cone after he left then find an new beau
14lanicup 1 year ago 2
Okay, reality check, Smeyer may be pedestrian when it comes to her writing. I took the liberty of reading an excerpt from your 'book'. Firstly, please learn how to spell 'Prologue'. Secondly, your writing is horrendous: "The stalagmites and stalactites hung from the top and bottom of the rocky mouth as teeth, ready to devour a lost soul that would be so foolish as to wander into its clutches". Seriously? People in glass houses should never throw stones...
Delerium1988 1 year ago
YOUR SO AWSOME
punkprincess6573 1 year ago
My entire college English class got into a twenty minute discussion about how shitty these books are and how great HP is. It was awesome!
ZeroMyHero99 1 year ago 24
@ZeroMyHero99 OMG I would have loved to hear that, and HP is the best and Twlight is horrible.
Hattaru in reply to ZeroMyHero99 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@Hattaru
We talked about all the themes in HP, how Bella was a shitty heroine, the movies were horrible, etc.
ZeroMyHero99 in reply to Hattaru (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@ZeroMyHero99 The reason why Hp is such a great movie in my opinon is because, it has never been done before, yes there were tones of Witch and Wizard movies but not how the plot involves kids how the man story involves 3 children, and how beautiful and in almost realizic it was!!! like in a way it could happen plus the characters are one in a million, The character grow in the book for child to adult, somthing twlight does not have, I can't belive some people liek the film!!! I don't know why?
Hattaru in reply to ZeroMyHero99 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@ZeroMyHero99 i'm in creative writing. we bash twilight all the time when the archetype comes up, or talking about how to write a bad story. there's also a kid who associates HP with practically all symbolism, archetypes, etc. it's awesome.
drgnrdrgrl in reply to ZeroMyHero99 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
like your videos there funny
thedeadcthulhu 1 year ago
Bella is just patetic.And, people, please realise yourself! Twilight isn`t at all so great saga.Yesq there are some things that I like for it, but generally it isn`t great or even good.Bella is a false, pretending little bitch and Edward is self-assured brat.
Aslara 1 year ago
RIP the poor trees that were sacrificed for those 4 BLANK pages.
Gwennehbird 1 year ago 4
Bella is an emotionally unstable little kid, she thinks the first boyfriend-a vampire-is the center of her universe...jesus christ! Bella needs to be slaped several times in the face, she needed to move on with her life instead of being a dumbass. good rant. Bad series. that is that! :p
Theo2kitty 1 year ago
Suriously i wish there was more girls like you at my school. There all whiney and crap.
PaleMoons 1 year ago
One of them should just eat and end the whinny bitch fighting. Lessons to be learned pedifiles are sexy And you can be a necrophiliac or may be go for the bestiality decisions, decision. Just a friendly message for the kids of course all vampires are 12 so... Throw a bag of weed and twinkies one way and run the other. Forget about crosses and stakes and the sun that will just make people want to disco dance. OMG they are truely evil!
OORah4life 1 year ago
I wasn't sure how a Twivampire died by sparkles. But now I know XD
TheElectricDreamer93 1 year ago
Bella doesn't have feelings, silly, and she has no friends, only minions. I'm sticking to this theory.
SqueenTangerine 1 year ago
Great review. Really made me laugh. :)
NicoleConor 1 year ago
New Moon New Shit:)
SuperMatizek3 1 year ago
I would have loved if Bella got eaten and Edward killed by the Vultory
lucassky13 1 year ago
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Oooh, a conflict. Gotta love it when Twihards approach antis head-on :)
@MickeyShapedCupcakes You say it's a good book, there's nothing wrong with that. I'll just give you one little link... Check it out. For your own sake and to save other people's time explaining why "Twilight" IS wrong. ~.^
vampirely . wordpress . com . Drop the spaces.
naoko100 1 year ago
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Oooh, a conflict. Gotta love it when Twihards aproach antis head-on :)
@MickeyShapedCupcakes You say it's a good book, there's nothing wrong with that. I'll just give you one little link... Check it out. For your own sake and to save other people's time explaining why "Twilight" IS wrong. ~.^
vampirely . wordpress . com . Drop the spaces.
naoko100 1 year ago
Twilight: One ungraceful little bitch choice between bestiality and necrophilia. Necrophilia wins!
reiman1308 1 year ago 2
@reiman1308
LOL!
ZeroMyHero99 in reply to reiman1308 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
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Like I said it's an emotional time for Bella! Plus you should read the whole series the best book has to be the last one! or the third!
MickeyShapedCupcakes 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes there's a difference between being emotional, and being super obsessed with an infatuation. i've suffered heartbreak before. I recently had to separate from a man whom I've loved for more than three years. but to completely shut down for four months and ignore the world around you... it's a self-centered and overly-dramatic thing to do.
Tprinces in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago 51
@Tprinces This!!! My bf of two and a half years and I broke up recently. Yes, it still hurts, yes I had plenty of tears shed over it, I even tranced out for a day or so, but I still went to work, I still talked to my friends, and I still left the house! In fact I went out to see The Karate Kid by myself to get my mind off of everything and I ended up having a great time. I'm still not over the guy or the situation, but I still have a life. Four months is just ridiculous.
sagesaria in reply to Tprinces (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes how??
nitemaricv2 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes i think they all suck... (just thought id throw my opinion in there ; )
lilstevie7 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
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Like seriously your really pissing me off, You dont get how its a GOOD book! Your SOOOO dramatic and making fun of how it's an emotional time for Bella... Your really immature and i think you NEED to READ all of New Moon to actually Review it. so yah your just plain stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm happy Stephenie Meyer made Vampires different, Vampires now are gorgeous and not Ugly looking things, I'm happy that she made the Cullen's "Vegetarian" its a good thing... seriously shut up about the books
MickeyShapedCupcakes 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes Oh yes. How incredibly immature of me to criticize an over-hyped piece of fan-fiction. I have read all of New Moon, and quite frankly, it was worse than the first book. And, allow me to ask you one thing - how am I the one who is being over dramatic when the main heroine of the book decides to jump off of a cliff to hear the voice of the man who knocked her into a table and left her high and dry?
Tprinces in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago 43
@Tprinces Yeah and what were they getting at- I mean, "I'm happy Stephenie Meyer made Vampires different". Well, if they didn't like vampires in the first place, what vampires really were... that's fine... but Stephenie Meyer "sold out" by making vampires SHINY!! Stephenie had no right to change something that's always had a "standard", like vampires.
InstinctualJealousy in reply to Tprinces (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@InstinctualJealousy There can't be a "standard" for vampires, because vampires are mythological. The only force that gives them meaning is their fan base. That said, I hate Meyer's interpretation, because the IMAGE is sickening to picture. I would be TERRIFIED if a guy had pale, glittery skin, a lust for blood, and hideous abs :)
MunkyDrag0n in reply to InstinctualJealousy (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MunkyDrag0n But regardless- there has been some sort of standard that 90% of vampire stories follow, and if they have twists to the standard, it's nothing large, like SPARKLEY GOODNESS.
InstinctualJealousy in reply to MunkyDrag0n (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@InstinctualJealousy True. Vampires have been known to walk about during daytime, have superhuman strength, and fall in love with humans (I love the Castlevania series!) When they SPARKLE (has nothing to do with vampires whatsoever) then they can no longer be taken seriously. Heck, the wannabes in Twilight could have easily been body-building, sex-starved, anemics (wait...they WERE!)
MunkyDrag0n in reply to InstinctualJealousy (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes
the only reason people like the books is because they get the emotional gratification of having a normal girl get with a hot guy like edward who does all her bidding and basically lays down so she can walk all over him.
the vampires in the twilight series do nothing but sparkle. they don't anything new or different to offer the vampire myth but that.
fozique in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@fozique Well the books do have that and it's gratifying that we can experience that in a book. but I do disagree, with the vampires in Twilight they can go out into the sunlight but they sparkle, They can be around Garlic, They can feast apon animals and have self control over there thirst with human blood, The vampires in Twilight ARE different in good ways from the ones you see like Dracula
MickeyShapedCupcakes in reply to fozique (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes none of those new different ways you listed are new. angel in the tv series feasted on animals instead of humans and he had self control. i don't completely hate the series but there are certain things i really dislike about them that ruins the books as a whole for me.
the point is that everyone is entitled to what they like, but you have to recognize that twilight uses cheap tricks to move the story along and attract readers like the love triangle.
fozique in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes there aren't any important themes raised, it's just a story with a girl, a love triangle, and meaningless danger mixed in. i do agree stephenie meyer improves writing-wise as the books progress but her ideas have no debt.
fozique in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@fozique alright its your opinion and i have mine:D Yes she does get better by the last book:D
MickeyShapedCupcakes in reply to fozique (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes Nothing happens in the last book though.
potterbroadwayfan92 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@potterbroadwayfan92 yes! LIke there wedding, the birth of a child, her becoming a vampire, Different vampires around the world come together, and A almost fight:D lots of things happen
MickeyShapedCupcakes in reply to potterbroadwayfan92 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes Like I said nothing interesting happens in the book.
potterbroadwayfan92 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@potterbroadwayfan92 yes there is
MickeyShapedCupcakes in reply to potterbroadwayfan92 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes What stephanie Meyer did was completely ruin the mythology of vampires. The original vampires slept in coffens in the day and would awake at night to feed on human blood. If they where exposed to sunlight they would burn to ashes. They didn't sparkle. They didn't love becouse they where the "undead." And just becouse the Cullens feed on wildlife and not humans does not make them vegetarians. And Tprinces can judge it all she want's becouse it's freedom of speech.
SpavVy1993 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@SpavVy1993 Well that's your opinion and I have mine, I can like the way S. Meyer changed them( into more humane and reasonable creatures). SO I can have the freedom of speech of voicing my opinion on what she has said....
MickeyShapedCupcakes in reply to SpavVy1993 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes I'm not saying you can't like the way Stephanie Meyer changed vampires but you told Tpirinces to shut up about the books. She and everyone else has the right to judge them.
SpavVy1993 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@SpavVy1993 I never said to shut up, its her opinion and all i wanted to say is she got on my nerves... about the books, that's all
MickeyShapedCupcakes in reply to SpavVy1993 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes Yeah you did :D read your comment. You told her to shut up about the books.
SpavVy1993 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@SpavVy1993 what ever, i was mad, so what its my freedom of speech
MickeyShapedCupcakes in reply to SpavVy1993 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes I honestly don't know why you would let a rant on a video make you so angry it's pointless. SO YEAH WHAT EVER :D
SpavVy1993 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes you should really look up the word 'infatuation' and do me a huge favor: stfu. this girls life revolves around a man. she is 17 years old and throws her whole life away to settle down and pop out some damn demon babies. she throws away a perfectly nice guy and the only way SMeyer could justify it is by making him a mouth-raping pedophile LATER ON. edward is abusive and bella is annoying. get the f*** over it. good job TPrinces. :)
LunaCullen6 in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@LunaCullen6 i'm just going to point out that vampires are not real and therefore can be whatever you want them to be, whether that's burned by the sun or sparkling in it. just because someone else wrote vampire books differently doesn't mean that's the way it is. Oh, and as for bella, she's just a character! who cares if she's not that interesting? no offence to anyone, but not that many people are.
MickeyShapedCupcakes in reply to LunaCullen6 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@MickeyShapedCupcakes So what's the point in calling the vampires? There's a difference between adding your own twist, and having something where it might as well have been a creature you invented. And it does matter if Bella isn't interesting, because SHE"S the main character. If we don't care about the MAIN CHARACTER, why should we care about any of the drama, or danger?
DigimontamerB in reply to MickeyShapedCupcakes (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@DigimontamerB I don`t care if she is main character, she is patetic.Twilight is pityful exuse for a book.But you must be one of the deluded Twilight fans.So what,are you going to curst me for having different opinion?Go ahead, jerk!Like I care what morons like you are thinking!!!!!
Aslara in reply to DigimontamerB (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@Aslara Uh... I agree with you. That was my point. The fact that Bella is the main character means that she SHOULD be interesting, but she isn't. Therefore twilight is bad, because we are utterly bored by the main character. That was my point. I hate Twilight.
DigimontamerB in reply to Aslara (Show the comment) 1 year ago 3
@nightCave77 You need to find something else to do that's better than advertising for an already advertised movie on youtube.
Jakegothicsnake 1 year ago
I'm curious...what's your impression of True Blood? The show or the books. I just call the books True Blood because more people know the show ._.
And I find this hillarious :D I love it ^^
DrgoFx 1 year ago
sorry for being off-topic, but i love that picture behind you. :DDDD
Nommehz 1 year ago
OMG TPrinces, What is wrong with you? Meyers werwolves are nothing new... Modern werewolves have the ability to change at the drop of a hat because they gain control over the ability and animosity that causes the change. This is expressed in the Underworld movie series, with Jon Talbain of "DarkStalkers," "Teen Wolf," and various other forms of lycan based entertainment...
DemonicRemption 1 year ago
@DemonicRemption which would be fine - if she effin explained it.
Tprinces in reply to DemonicRemption (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@Tprinces Oh that's your problem... *sigh* True it would make more sense to be explained... Heck I'm working to explain the concept in two werewolf based stories I'm currently working on... Well it's three actually, but I digress... Since in various forms of werewolf fiction self-controlled transformations are explained Meyer really has no excuse...
DemonicRemption in reply to Tprinces (Show the comment) 1 year ago 5