You are NOT the father!

[TheDzhoel]

ever noticed how its always the black people who are being told wether or not they are the father?

[TheDzhoel]

she was taunting the guy like hell that "you are the father, own up" but when it backfired on her, cries like a little bitch. the man was being so quiet and polite unlike the other Not the father clips

[AltairEgo1]

@MyF3st

Oh lawd

[Tracebebo]

xD LOL! "You are not the father." *Black guy runs like a maniac*

[Nem33]

@Tracebebo He would have done that either way.

[crypla7]

Maury: "Brandon...can't you put a cap on it?!" lolololol.....it's sad how nasty these women are, i feel sorry 4 their kids but this shit is too funny

[jib28444]

Lmaoooooo

[hellsSG]

Ok wait i dont get it. first part. Is both the guy and the woman happy? Why would they be?

[Kridrix]

One of the weirdest parts of youtube I've been in

[TripleA900]

if had a dollar for every pixel in this video i'd have one dollar

[YourZabbas]

2:14 wtf is the name of that song. Sounds funky.

[David19225]

@YourZabbas Q-Tip - Vivrant Thing

[YourZabbas]

@David19225

Been looking for that song, didn't know the name of it, then I saw your YTP awhile back. Thanks.

[wing2912]

I'm 9 and what is this?

[1misanthropist]

@wing2912 The end of our species, hopefully.

[Knowledge3440]

She is the true definition of a hood rat.

[TokinBlackRaps]

THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN AWESOME AND JIVE LIKE DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TokinBlackRaps]

THIS IS COOL!!!!!!

[PorMiTimidez]

@rightaway41 america is the shit there's all kinds of crazy here beautiful meltingpot of all people I love all cultures american culture can't get enough too much excitement here :-D

[TakeThatrulesmyworld]

at 0:26 i have NEVER seen a fat woman run so fast.

[TheMrSerjjj]

=)))))))))))))))))))

[zanderfist]

If you simply wore a condom, or STOP slutting around, Mr. Povich wouldn't have to do this shit.

[xricaann24]

omg.

[maxandmadie]

i love how he said if you came home to find your 15 yr old daughter in ur room and everyone goes huuuuuuuuh!!!!

[maxandmadie]

if i had a dollar every pixel i saw i would have more than a million dollars

[rightway41]

THANK GOD WE ARE MUSLIMS



[bristles1000]

@rightway41 Dont worry, its only america. everywhere else is cool XD

[perfectalt1tude]

hahahahahaha

[BlackFairy2009]

thats emabarressing :p

[DaCatOnTop]

lmao

[SxLiMitzZx]

LLLOOOLLL "you are the father!" "your NOT the father!"

[MilanLaani]

Lady- "Maury I Know 190% That He IS The Father Of My Baby...

Man- "Whatever Man"

Maury- "In The Case Of ________.......You Aree..."

Lady-'' You ARE The Father"

Maury- "NOT The Father"

Lady-"Awwww My Goshhhhhh" *Runs And Cries.

[LinkEX]

why does this 15 year old girl like she would be in her mid-twenties?

let's hope that's all just fake...

[AltairBugatti]

Oh man, this makes me want to wear a condom 24/7

[mountaindrewbc]

Condoms for zero diseases. Vasectomy for no kids. ^^

[SlyMovies]

Seriously condoms is the best invention ever

[SpaceMarineGuy]

Hello tyrannosaurs Allan

[nikkiisawesomeISH]

I feel as if it's like the best feeling in the world if you're a guy on Maury and you're not the father.

[ubettterloveme]

Nice song tho..:D

[Zowek]

He just got ticket to freedom

[Noliyanna]

slut

[0ddzZz]

gotta love watching slut gets owned

[timtebow15100]

was she sad or happy that he wasn't the father!? PLEASE REPLY!

[kingxplict]

@timtebow15100 she was very ill during the taping of this show..so I think she was throwing up

[timtebow15100]

@kingxplict but was she happy he wasn't the father or sad?!

[theisoganders]

@kingxplict lolz

[nana32231]

@kingxplict How was she ill but she could still jump up and scream like that? If she was so ill she shouldnt have came on the show that day and just rested at home.

[HiILikeWaffles]

@timtebow15100 she was sad and probably embarrassed because she ran backstage to cry

[begood4000]

She thought she had him in her trap and it blew up in her face !

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

This is what happens when weak genetic-retards in the ghetto breed, you get more retards.

[DesiredDreamz]

i'm horrified... i don't wanna share a name with this slut. SHE NEEDS TO CHANGE HER NAME.

[jenniferashley95]

2:12 - 2:28 hahahahhaa

[MrNana94]

i want to kill her .

[ajabrams95]

HELL . 

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

Fucking music....

[Xguy890]

SHET a f0ckin PPPOORRNN star FUCKED like 300 guys in one DAYY lol hahaha

[Xguy890]

shet look like he just WWOONN a MILLION DOLLARS or sumthing lol hahahaa

[NoDropLS]

He's bouncing around like a fuckin monkey ape.

[cheekypants321]

lol the blonde chick tryna sound black she sounds asian XD

[stuntman45666]

tat girl ugh stupid girl trying to be black

[HYPERMIDGIT]

roid rage

[bittyrock]

Anyone know the Name of the Song at the Beginning?

[RandomJ0e]

for all the people saying get an abortion mant african american in low income cant afford it instend of irresponible get your tubes tied or Vasectomy

[Sexyboyalldaybitches]

vfvfvfv

[mileylovesfans]

Abortions are bad but but condoms or birtcontrol

[Bobiliches]

Seriously how hard can it be to wear a condom or get a abortion....i mean... why carry the baby if you dont even want it

[MegaMCDee]

"And if I can't support it then I guess I'm gonna sell it, And if I can't support it then I guess I'm gonne sell it" lmaooo

[HYDE9320]

Last time that black guy was that happy his Food stamp card was reloaded.

[stoogemoedude]

1:03 FACE REPLACE

[BIGPONEOWNSYOU]

like music to that guys ears lmao

[iamthemyst]

2:04 she's showing us how big the backdoor is

[tomahawk5000]

lmao love it shes all up in his face tapping his head "you are the father hahahah you are the father Leighon"

Maury talks "Leighon you are NOT the father" girl runs crying Leighon goes into crowd starts cheering lmfao! i love it

[pearljam619]

How stupid does she look lol

[donutdude35]

What's the name of the techno near the beginning?

[Literallogicz]

babies r cute! :)

[Madzeeee]

ye americans are so fuckin dramatic :D get a life.

[AmyJWidge]

lol i like the ending

[boneslushy]

fastest she moved since breakfast

[wsgchopper]

@boneslushy hahaha

[Beatillzz]

damn she is fast like a mofukker

[BigNacho]

Not being the father > Winning the lottery. Sweet life.

[clayto1332]

LOL that black hoe. How embarrassing

[afromasterchief]

WEAR A CONDOM, ITS NOT THAT HARD!!!!

[cronicd20]

"I DO WAH I WAANT"

[elocke2004]

@afromasterchief that's what she said

[NikoSaltnes96]

@afromasterchief Lmaaaooo that is what she said LOL

[tynanb1]

@afromasterchief nice pun haha

[demi719]

@afromasterchief it could' ve riped though

[klaasdeboer]

@afromasterchief You should wait untill is actually IS that hard before you wear the condom.

[141sandSTORM]

The dude has every right to dance

[Torriiee]

and if i can't afford it then i guess im gunna steal it

[masticina]

Hahaha YEAH..

[Thrillville78]

From =D to ='( in less than a second! LOL! Bitch got what she deserved!

[KulushiMaxwell]

and if i can't support it....then i guess im gonna steal it

your critical thinking skills aren't to shabby my 15 year old ultra-mega-whoreslut friend

[solar679]

wha is this world comin 2

[SuperWhiteboy3]

WAIT!! Why the fuck is she crying???(in the beginnig)

[jmshulk]

can you say Ho HO HO Train

[MikeBA10]

that one happy black man

[Calbenmike]

totally scripted.

[TheMia000]

oowwwhhhh i like the song

[the1theonlyganggirl]

she got owned

fat bitch: YAH MAN U ARE THE FATHA BLAG BLAH BLAH

maury: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

fat bitch: runs off and screams in embarrasment

[DZG]

fake and gay

[metteelin]

What a brat... Gad I am so angry I could kill that girl..

[gunsrule223]

hahahahahahah XD that is so funny

[wookieproductions]

lol she ran outta there so faass!!

[FBIagentNinja]

Then, if I can't support then im going to sell it!

[FBIagentNinja]

you've been maury owned! MAURY OWNED YOU!

[gunsnrosesrocks877]

she booked it to back stage

[pearljam619]

Watch this fool! Watch this fool! LOL He who laughs last has been told he is not father!

[jere1990]

lolz maury is an evil human being

[perfectdisaster16]

IM SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[BadGuy45]

the part with Victoria = One of the best I've ever heard in a youtube poop ever XD

[TheBearCave123]

loves how the guys freak out from joy and the women from utter fear...

[ufinu89]

what song of q-tip is that at 2:11?

[YesIm10]

The dudes reaction when he found out he wasn't a father amazed me... He just started flying in his chair o.o

[AzunaiSmyth]

Oh my gosh, I Was like, Fuck yes!

[ChaosControlFreak96]

what episode is this from?

[LikeWtfItsSarah]

0:26-0:28

Wtf?! Did he EXPLODE? No, seriously!!

The moment he said 'You are NOT the father!" The dude litterally FLEW backwards in his chair and slammed against the wall, and the girl just started running away screaming!! Holy crap, I can't breathe xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkkarma]

Why does everyone put shitty music over these. The clips alone would be fine. Your attempts at creativity take away from the material.

[nikolalicsandru]

negative nancy

[yz1animz]

u should put 300 times with 15 :) Great Video

[BlessedIsHe55]

remix sucked, needs work.

[lovecraft231]

Hello Tyrannosaurus Allan!

[bubbaboy222]

i bet the father was drunk and passed out. other wise who would want to be the father

[getalife04]

The first part of that everyone is all celebrating because he isn't the father. i am sad though, I just think that there is an innocent baby out there that doesn't have a daddy in it's life. God why in the hell aren't people more responsible.

[GHSTENORBOY]

the remix @2:14 - 2:28 is funny as a bitch

LMFAO!!!!

[lurch321]

"And if I can't support it then I guess I'm gonna still it!"

[MissKatieKatastrophe]

@lurch321 im pretty sure its "and if i can't afford it then i guess im gunna steal it"

[michaelina84921]

bitch got owned!

[edge299]

then-word will nto be appreciated round here boy you will b reported

[jackstffrd]

lol, lengendary

[desutrollx3]

then if i cant support it then i guess im going to sell it....

[itsgirardm]

she said "then if I can't support it I guess I'm going to steal it. Right now she is just giving it away for free. I can only hope that she has turned this situation around.

[ikesdad08]

Stinky bitch

[chelllielove]

funnny.

[sexiinanii]

2:15  typicall anotha bitch victora... ALL VICTORIAS ARE SLUTTS. damn breezys these days. xP

[storm4mozza]

owned

[iRenaatsouvagie]

God bless America,

yeah right...

[youdoit456]

2:14 - 2:29

THATS A GOOD MIX MAN!

[gopconservative78]

that slut did have a baby

[fboone]

lol i guessssss ima STEL IT. she sounds like a mexican

[Straight4Edge]

he was so god damn happy he fell and didnt give a fuck....hahahah You are NOT!!!

[lidoflower]

HAHAH 2:15 good one <3

[inflameschick]

these hoes are disgusting seriously dont act confident if ur not sure that the guy is not the father

[Aguayo87]

Dumb BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[caramelcrystal81]

hahahhaaahahaahahahahahaahahah­ahahaahahahahaazhaahahahaahaah­ahahaahaahahahaahaahahahhhha

ahahahaahaahahahaaha

[angryhobo212]

and if I can't afford it then I guess I'm gonna steal it.

[MusicbyAA]

Hands down one of the funniest vids

2:15 Is amazing

[flipwheat09]

2:15 thats was priceless...lmfao

[xellyia]

that shit was FUCKIN' FUNNY!!!

(she didnt see dat1 comin')

[mikenike216]

cant offord it then im gonna steal it, why would she say sell it.. that doesnt even make sense wit what shes saying... cant offord it, then she gonna steal it..

[MusicbyAA]

Sell it as in herself

[Fullblaster]

That obnoxious bitch got pwned in the beginning. She was so overconfident, and boom!

[pearlthirteen]

damn, thats the fastest i've ever seen a fat woman run.

[lauriehammy]

Hahahah soo good, Q-Tip !

[juliagering]

LMAO. and if i can't afford it, i guess i'm gunna steal it.

i didn't know she could rap so well..

[KaiserHitoshi]

0:26

Pwned, noob.

[bravoguy30]

awesome at 2:15. cool video, what program did u upgrade to?

[JoshuaAngues]

the first one was FUNNY!

[tristanlist]

victoria is a fucking sex machine- that rap at 2:15 is smokin

[TimeGod12]

Agreed. A future porn star is born.

The rap at 2:15 naaaaaaiiiiiiiicccceeeee

[DarkGreen2000]

Brandon, can't you put a cap on it?!?

[bubs848]

1:07 lol

[PapaGonzales]

0:28

Donkey Kong

[mistamuggles]

2:15 NO fukin way XD

[charliewecker]

2:00 to 2:50

[Vincentlover23]

I lol'd so hard

[GiacomoKnox]

Hopefully fathers will step up and take care of their responsibilities, so we can put Maury on some more positive subjects...

[JuniorGw]

ROFL why is he jumping out of the chair at 0:26? hahaha

[hamidmushtaq]

Cry! Cry Fat bitch! Cry Whore! Cry Slut! Cry Cry and Cry and I'll laugh at you. I'm so happy to see your suffering, because you are a motherfucking slut!