Beerfest funny shit

[dommen]

"take the big guy i get the little one" hahahahaha xD

[TheKottabos]

/watch?v=fbP9DbCEx1w

[sceptiquele]

I'm a German and I think this is funny, even so I do not have the slightest clue in wich language the one guy is yelling at the beginning of the video. :D

[ryankahne129]

HOOKER! PROSTITUTE! SHLUT FOR MONEY! >:[

[ryankahne129]

MCGRUBER IS GERMAN!

[NILBOG13]

Und Becks?...UND BECKS!!

[ramsey91]

thieving bashtard shtable boy

[Zonex123]

could und he did! =))

[ramsey91]

ACH!!

[mandasity]

0:39 IT VAS THE GREATEST BEER IN ALL ZA VYRLD

[FreeRider14]

@mandasity I was looking to see if somebody already posted this one

[cooldamiencephas]

Hahahahahahahahaha this got me cracking up

[xYouthAttackx]

we kicked their asses in double u double u 2

[Frunkenstein]

there is one big mistake: Nobody in Germany would drink beer from a can like at 3:14

[EdeGold]

I`m german - even from franconia (north part of bavaria) - and this movie is big fun!

I visited this year with some mates the Löwenbräuzelt on the Oktoberfest and next to us were americans from seattle. We had great fun together and all stereotypes, germans and americans, became true in the beertent! - Perfect!

Political comments are here more than displaced...

[chucknorrisgawd]

@EdeGold My friend and I just got back from berlin and as I found out he is an asshole when he's drunk so I'm sure we passed as the typical American assholes. I had a great time there though, beautiful country and great beer.

[AnbuDunadan93]

@chucknorrisgawd Glad you appreciate our beer ;D

[clintonhockey30]

I remember my first beer!

[1821aftershock]

what is it grandpa pa?

[lewin2001]

no german man talks english like the bavarians in the clip ;D thats shit

ich weiß es :D !!

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

doesnt this movie makes u wanna drink

[TheMikoras]

Why are you dorks arguing on a beerfest video clip board? hahaha you people..... And how could anyone click "dislike" on this. hahaha you people..... I feel sorry for you. Good luck out there kiddos!

[123Nikodemus]

the rules for everyone:

EINS!

you do not SPEAK about beerfest outside of beerfest

ZWEI!

you dont bring outsiders to BEERFEST!!!

keep that in mind when you want to come to germany

cheers ;)

[aziegster]

HAMMACHER, SCHLEMMER!!!

[stewlegg]

this movie is meant to be stupid, don't take it seriously, just enjoy the stupidity of it

[cjruf]

1:43 he sounds like Arnold Swartzanegger

[BlutoDaBoss21]

..yah...maybe a little bit...i think we just beat the IRISH so...

[818Kushism]

1:44 hahahaha arnold in the predator scene

[vTeamPaNiCv]

300,300 views :)

[epicatum]

Germany, Britain and Ireland would kill it.. Americans cant drink for shit

[B1LLSs]

@epicatum WE CANT DRINK WEVE ONLY BEEN MAKING MOONSHINE FOR A 100 YEARS. MORON

[epicatum]

@B1LLSs 100 years? aha thats nothing dont make me laugh.. weve been doing it for 100s and 100s and 100s

[818Kushism]

@epicatum your just hating man theres no way u know that if anything youve probally just had some experiences with week american drinkers thats why u say that, your just a hater

[epicatum]

@818Kushism learn how to talk you fucking retard..

[818Kushism]

@epicatum What a fucking dumbass you dont talk on the computer i think you meant type, retard!

[epicatum]

@818Kushism Is this seriously your comeback? clutching at straws with that one mate.. basically stay in america drinking your bottled piss for alcohol!

[818Kushism]

@epicatum "clutching at straws with that one mate"? and your making fun of my come back not even half the poeple on here know what your talking about il keep it simple fuck you and keep watching our hilarious american movies

[epicatum]

@818Kushism you dont know what clutching at straws means? haha youre really embarrassing your fellow countrymen.. also this film is average at best very hit and miss but this scene is very funny.. but yeah youre clearly a fucking retard thats what ive gathered from our conversations.. enjoy working in a shop or being a garbage man all your life.

[atomicalarmclock]

I watch this shit every time i pound some beers and by pound i mean a minimum of 15. 

[NoNhOsS123]

Your grandfather was a theiving bastard shtable boy... That gets me everytime

[poopz]

oond becks? oond becks? OOND BECKS!!!!!

[PhxAZtecKING]

I remember my first beer!!!

[califinn]

"Kill Me! Come On! Do it Now! Kill Me! I'm Here! Kill Me!"

[desojandoxmargaritas]

Damn that is one big, sexy german in suspenders. Mmmm hmm :)

[WxmRobbo]

1:47 Arnie impression ftw

[joshtd14]

@lemonjeww he is big haha...we're about the same height, but his biceps are like the size of my head haha

[IslaywitaAK]

ya vat is it granpapa!!??

[ammo6143]

i remember my first beer! lol

[bigsexy1234567]

Lol at the "go and drink your smirnoff ices" .

[whatthaell]

reminds me of family guy

[bigtheo79]

Where in the hell did everybody all of a sudden get lettuce from??? LMFAO

[SWITCHdonkeyFLIP]

IT WAS THE GREATEST BEER IN ULL ZE VURLD!!!

[joshtd14]

I met gunter and hes such a nice guy...one of the nicest guys i met

[Krazyfoo420]

I remember my first beer

[metabollica]

The part when the big dude died and his bro took over i was crying cause it was such an absurdly bad plottwist.

[mitchlel]

come on kill me! do it now! what are you waiting for!?!

[mofoakes]

und jaa, und dusen dusen

[quikgamer]

This move is awesome to watch while drinking with friends.

[jewmaster5000]

@quikgamer: I love watching it before I go out to drink. Gets me in the mood haha. We're holding a beerfest tourney in a few hours I'm pumped. We even got 2 official sized DAS BOOOOOTS!!!!!!!!!

[TheGuitar4life]

Whats a ZJ?

[roronoazoro61]

@TheGuitar4life Zipper Job

[Mudoglav]

HOOKER! PROSTITUTE! ŠLUT FOR MONEY!

[mrkickass01]

0:41 epic

[jpc4256]

und... und... und... und Becks!

[davey336]

i hate ppl that repost lines of the video as comments. i just watched it.

[12345678909269]

german accents sounds way better then british accent ( ofc not all germans speak english i guess but still ) !!

[bbguy17]

ZE MARK OF ZE WHORE

[Osterochse]

that is the problem with american movies: they always take american actors for portraying foreigners. Anybody who actually speaks German can hear that these actors have a strange intonation. Why don`t they take real German actors for playing theses roles?

[midocrimsonfate]

@Osterochse Cause then it wouldn't be funny

[mooseoftoose]

@Osterochse b/c its funnier this way, idiot.

[badboymd50]

@Osterochse its a comedy get over it its not an oscar movie

[bibby42]

"What's the word I'm looking for?.. Whore!" "Gam gam a whore? Obviously there's a translation problem here..." "HOOKER, PROSTITUTE, SLUT FOR MONEY!" This is my favorite part of the movie, I love these guys!

[stojier]

IT WAS TEEH GREATEST BEER IN THE HOLE WORLD!

[cerdocop]

@stojier i have this phrase as a ringtone jeje =)

[BAZlNGA]

17 people punched each other silly

[FapFreeFebruary]

Why don't you let us put a nipple on that for you?

[fuckinggettingmemad]

17 people fuuuckin suck ass!

[podgewalsh4]

haha did they just said they beat the irish? thats impossible

[123Nikodemus]

@podgewalsh4

i think the irish and german are equal ;)

cheers from germany

[enriqueification]

@123Nikodemus I live in ireland but am german.

[PouresMaggie]

UND!!! ...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA I love these German accents XDDDD

[Viktir666]

The guy with the long blond hair has a bit of an Irish or Scottish twist to his fake accent. Sounds goofy.

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

lololol love the german accents!

[rlb95376]

eet vas the gweatest beer in all zee vorld!!!! hahahaha!!!!! AGGHHH!!!

[Monchichily]

great! and now the americans think again we always run around in leather pants :D thats just a cliche

btw no nation would win a beercontest against us ;)

[xZippy38]

HE SHTOLE IT!!1

[benutzer29915022]

Amerika is not a own culture. Just a derivate out of immigrants.

[PeritoGH3]

Amazing movie , potfest NOOOWWW

[sk8terhumes12345]

IT WUZ ZE GREATEST BIER IN ALL ZE WURLD!!!!!!

[ejoh2560]

It wus ze greatest beer in all thu whurld

[Stoeptegl]

A very bad Film, runs just in the Netherlands TV. Veronica gave 4 stars onbelieveble

een hele slechte film, plat en niet leuk

[capo808]

3:25 " I remember my first beer" classic :)

[300daysandnights]

@capo808 "That's so funny the first time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur." see how i segued into step brothers.

[capo808]

3:27 " I remember my first beer" classic :)

[mountainmover09]

Funny fucking movie

[hxctalent]

........UND BECKS!!!!

[gaticadiaz]

1:47 sound like schwartzzennegger xD

[Wizhix]

so fucking awsome

[ihalloway]

1:44 arnold xD

"doit aaah comman do it know !"

[proofish]

HE COULD UNDT HE DID!

[TheOnlyOneSon]

"ya a little bit i mean we did just beat zi Irish" LOL

[carrasco717]

doesnt this movie make you want to drink?

[yombumby07]

@carrasco717 it did. i grabbed a drink.

[Compsoggnathus]

AHHGGGG!

[vorido]

lmao i remember my first beer.

[wrestles4food]

lol "hammacher schlemmer" (the names of the 2 big guys) is a german shopping catalogue

[soocool78]

und becks? UND BECKS

[21Blitz]

@soocool78 Ya und da BECKS!!!!

[21Blitz]

@soocool78 Becuse life Beckons

[jewmaster5000]

LMAO!! I loveeeee this movieee! "Sounds like you fancy yourself drinkers?" "Ya maybe a little bit, we just beat the Irish.. sooo."

[SavageArrow]

Hooker, Prostitute, SHLUT FOR MONEY! 1:13

[wrathoffufuke]

@SavageArrow oh NOW YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE!

[SavageArrow]

@wrathoffufuke NO YOU HAVE CROSSED SIE LINE!!

[Maggifix00]

hmm not the real german accent, but close...

[laberdude]

ACH!!

[Ursusdk]

Lol schlierkamp and Ralf Möller two great bodybuilders :-D

[TF2Medic2]

lol Germans say sh with s alot.you are....SHTUPID!!!!!!!!!!Im part german lol.Ja!Ve are laughing at joo!

[trajhver3]

i remember my first beer.

[jamzxx]

uun yah uun yahhhhh

[TF2Medic2]

@jamzxx Its Ja.Yes for german Ja?Zanks :P

[greene865]

"we are laughing......we are laughing at you"

[lilgoalieman]

Ich liebe Beerfest! xD

[TeamABJCJK]

"Hey boys, why don't you let us put a nipple on that for you?" Hahahahhahah

[sk8acdc]

SHLUTT FORR MUNEEYY!

[kjun13]

The blonde guy is so funny when he raises his eyebrow.

[JacksonShredder138]

und becks!!! funny !!

[damnpinoy]

Golden moment is @1:44 - Predator reference lol

[HUNgam3r32]

kleine katzen zuzammen packen

[ShockTherapist007]

I rewatched it just for the dudes who playeв ZE GERMANS

[tirikune]

NO, VYOU AR CROSSING VE LINE!!! I LOVE ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN

[Howie262]

Well yeah... unlike most movies this movie didnt make the germans bad......

These germans were actualy realistic well, sort of....

:D

[kjun13]

ROFL the guy in the black suit and gray hair turns around and is like WTF whenever the guy on the right talks.

[watzman123321123321]

funny thing is that only the two bodybuilders are germans...

[curtismichaelrisner]

1.59 lmao yeah maybe just a lil bit i think we just beat the irish

[moffix]

und becks!

[alexgricas]

lol, nice scene, here in Monterrey we drink beer too much, we can beat to this german guys...

[shootthekitty]

Schlut for money!

[KaraleenBailey]

hahaha sau geil man xD

[stw1396]

i cant believe these comments arent a giant war between americans and germans

[fecto3210]

@stw1396 yeh, me to. Both seem to find it funny :D. Mind you, they take the piss out of the british in this film aswell. I think its really funny and ime English.

[DarthJohn111]

VE ARE LAUGHING! VE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!

[JACKOTACO]

Shlapped for money, hahaha.

[DarthJohn111]

@JACKOTACO shlut*

[yayo8913]

"I Remember My First Beer!!!" (talking in a heavy German ascent) haha

[Kamakazi187]

King Ludwig II of Bavaria (1845-1886) issued an edict that all Oktoberfest beer must contain no less than 0.24 percent bull's urine. Fortunately this edict was made shortly before his death and it was repealed immediately upon his demise.

[Yankees1356]

go back and drink your smirnoff lights and punch each other silly.

[IWillKillYourKids]

probably my favorite europeans

[q1111w]

1:45  ARNOLD

[stw1396]

@q1111w haha it sounds just like him

[laberdude]

radenberger... lol!  schweinehunde!

[pentiumradeon]

HOOKER PROSHTITUTE SHLUT FO MONEY hahahaha

[Patinho]

love it when they high five each other for the sarchasm ;)

[Shadowkirby14]

Und becks. Und becks? Und becks. UND BECKS!!!!

U gotta luv the Germans. lol

[maryboi09]

drinking thee smirnoffice hahaha <3 it

[BarneyKillsChildren]

This movie makes me so proud to be German(:

[fecto3210]

@BarneyKillsChildren I thought German people would be going nuts in the comments section, This could have easly turned into another pointless flame war. Its nice to see everybody finds it funny :D

[300Spartans1]

i love it how they call gunter schilerkamp "the little guy"

[PPCLI96]

maybe just a little bit i think we just beat the IRISH LOL we are laughing at you

[slim21killas]

theiving bastard shtable boi!!

[Rogerio34567]

You should go back home and drink your smeernoff ices ahhahaha

[MrLUFC001]

how about that headfuck

[Tom070809]

germans on beerfest

[nicawoos64]

0:40 "It voz za greatest beeeer in za wurld!"

[LegendKiller417]

"un doosen doosen!"

lmfao

[Tresckow18254]

erik stolhanske the american without the beard is in P90X SNAPPLE FACT

[Amplifyurlife]

DO IT

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?

[LaBellaNottexx]

"And drink you Zimas and your Smirnoff Ices....und ya....und dousen dousen" lmao

[Kadagis7000]

1:44 he's talking like ARNOLD